Email 38

PREVIEW

Lori-"This is trading spaces, of course we don't let the guests

have any suggestions. But, well, because you are Sydney...I mean'kate'

and you fight for the sextual rights of all people. I will let

you add one idea to this project for Michael Vaughn's bathroom."

Syd-"Really? Well honestly I know what would help him get relaxed."

Lori-"Oh, yes what? Patterns, silk pillows, strip down lights?"

Syd-"Well, I think the last thing he might like...but no, what he

would really like is nakid manicans to hang from the ceiling."

Lori-"Uh, that is funny...manicans...that would be a first for trading spaces"

Syd-"Oh, but make sure that they are dead."

Francie-"Syd, manicans are dead."

Syd-"They are! Perfect!"

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"You know Vaughn." Sydney said. "recently when I've been chatting,

people always say 'LOL' to me, it doesn't make any sense!"

"Sydney, LOL, in laymans terms Means 'laugh out loud' to everyone

but...well, our orginizations."

"What does it mean to our orginizations?" Sydney asked, while doing

something...interesting...to Vaughns ear.

"Well, my dear, to The Central Intercourse Agency, and the Sexual-Domination

Unit Six, it means 'Love On Line', you see?"

"VAUGHN!" She screamed. "That's why everyone at work keeps im'ing

me, and sayign "Lol-Question mark" They want to cyber me!"

"No, well, yes, but Syd, you'd only LOL with me though, right?"

"Vaughn, you know that that's stupid."

"I know, but i wanted to check your infidelity. I'm so pleased."

"Good." She said, smiling, then doing something interesting with his nose... "Lol tonight?"

"Oh yeah!" the he smiled. "Online, everyone's dead."

He cackled, and then got online, looking at his kind of porn. Morgue photography.

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Ellen is taking a shower when all of a sudden this really scary

music starts to play and Vaughn comes into the shower and stabs

her three times. BUMP BUMP BUMP!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh

Ellen is dead.

Vaughn-"She just doesn't except me for who I am. Always complaining

about what and who I do. Or who writes about what and who I do.

Now I have finally come to grips. Ellen just doesn't love me. But I love her."

He does Ellen

The End