Email 41
The day Ellen came into the office was when Vaughn met his sigh "Twu luv"
Unfortunately, when he met her, he was getting it on with another
woman, and, well, Vaughn has problems with um, stopping, when he's
in the middle of soemthing, so he didn't, and lost his twu luv forever...or so he thought...
Then, one day, he found her at the supermarket. "Ellen!" HE yelled
out. She started to run, but he was too fast for her.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!" She yelled right after he tackled her.
"But eye luv ewe!" He said. "You must come home with me to get it on with me."
"NO!" She yelled. "I'VE TAKEN A VOW OF CELIBACY, for lent."
"So, we only have to wait, um," He turned to the priest next to
them and they conversed for a second, then turned back to Ellen. "Twelve days."
"So, you'll wait twelve days, with no sex, for me?" She asked.
Once he pulled his jaw off of the floor, and then rolled up his
tongue, he said: "HELL NO! What made you think that i woudl be
exclusive in the first place?"
"Well...if i'm your twu luv, well, you should be."
"No, i shoudln't." He siad.
"I guess you're the same person Rachel and Annica make you out to be then, aren't you?"
"Who are 'Rachel and Annica'?"
"These girls i hang out with...if i'm not mistaken, you were with
one of them...maybe Rachel...or annica, but i think she was with
Syd, and they were together once, um, and vampires, or soemthing,
um, yeah, it's confusing...but that's them."
"Oh!" He said, "I think i remember them, i got it on with tthem when they were dead."
"Wait." Ellen said. "You get it on with dead people?"
"Um, no." He said. "Why would you think soemthing like that?"
"YOu just said so. I'm not stupid you know."
"I know." Vaughn said. "Eye luv yur mind."
"Good." She said. "But eye don't luv ewe at all."
"sigh" Vaun said, then kissed her, but she was running away before
their lips connected. "We will meet again My luv." He yelled after her.
And they did.