This Fan Fic was written by the authors Joji Sada and Cabin Boy.

Disclaimer: We do not own these characters. We do own the characters
Tommie and Rae. The spells, chants, characters and various other
things are taken from the Harry Potter books By J.K. Rowling.

Ch. 1 (Big Mouths and Smokes)

"Hey Rae, look at this view, it's like we're in the middle of
butt fuck nowhere!"

"God Tommie, watch the mouth," Rae said laughingly. " It's a
pretty good view though."

"Ya, it kinda reminds me of camping. I hope we don't have to wiz outside!"

"It's doubtful but I think they will make an exception for you
Tommie!"

"Hey, Hey, Hey, that happened a long time ago and I told you to
quit talking about it. I had to go really bad and you know it."

"Ya, sur-hello." Rae said fluttering her eyelashes.

"What are you talking about?"

"Hi, I'm Ron Weasley," came a voice from behind Tommie.

"What the..........." Tommie turned around looking surprised. " Oh,
hi.. I'm Tommie and this is Rae...... Who's your friend?"

"What? Oh, this is Harry. Harry Potter." Ron raised his
eyebrows in surprise when Tommie asked,

"Harry Potter? Why does that sound so familiar?"

"No, wait, don't tell me!" Tommie said when both Rae and Harry
opened their mouths.

"Oh oh, you're the guy who was on the news about growing
elephantitis on your ass."

"Oh my god, I can't believe you said that." Starring at her as
if she were a retard.

"Where on Earth did you come up with that."

"What?" Tommie said innocently. Though Harry looked more surprised
than anybody.

"He is the boy who lived and defeated You- Know- Who." Ron
stated.

"No, he's no-oh, Jesus my bad!" Tommie exclaimed with comprehension dawning.

"Sorry 'bout her, she's always talked before she thought."

"Heh, Heh, well we better go find Hermione and Ginny before
they freak. See you in the Hall, maybe." Harry called over his
shoulder while walking out the door.

"Talk to you later," Ron said following him.

The instant the door shut Rae slapped Tommie upside the head.
"Smooth, Tommie, real smooth." Rae replied " the first cute guys we
meet and you decide to charm them by being a complete MORON!!!

Use your head and think about what you are saying!"

"I said I was sorry Rae. What more do you want?" Tommie finished
with an innocent grin. "That's why ya love me!"

"Hey, I'll be right back, just need some fresh air."

"Wait!" Rae commanded while pointing her wand at Tommie.

"Accio, cigarettes!" A pack of Marlboros flew into her hand.

"Fine!" Tommie stomped out of the compartment. With a heavy
sigh, Rae leaned back against the seat and rolled her eyes. She loved
Tommie to death but she was so damn stubborn.

Stomping down the aisle toward the back of the train, Tommie
breathed under her breath... " Fuck!" The craving had been building
up for the past few days to thepoint where she couldn't take it anymore.
She really needed a smoke.

Sliding open the back door, the first breathe she took was filled
with smoke. Inhaling deeply, she stepped out closing the door
behind her. The first word that popped into her head was " Wow."

A tall, pale guy with platinum blond hair was standing in front of
Tommie.

At the sound of a door slamming he turned to face her. His steel eyes
watching her with a cigarette between his lips. He was in black slacks
and a tight T-shirt a top his slight build of a chest.

"Can I bum one?" Tommie asked

His eyes just went up and down her, finally stopping at the
middle of her shirt.

"Sure, why not. Will the little voices let ya?" He snickered as he
pulled out a cig and lit it up for her.

"Huh? Oh..." looking down at her shirt " Real funny...."

"Draco Malfoy" he replied.

"Thanks Drake," she replied watching his eyebrow raise. After taking a
long drag she replied, "I'm Stephanie Thompson but everyone calls me
Tommie." Shrugging his shoulders, Draco flicked his cigarette over the
side of the train and walked back inside.

Leaning against the rail Tommie grinned while taking a drag. She sure did like a
challenge.

A/N: This is a reposting since the original had some major errors. Sorry bout that. Hope this is interesting. This story is definitely out of the normal area because the OC's are a little (ok, a lot) American. Hope you don't get offended but oh well. Hoping for reviews. Remember, Flamers keep us warm in the winter.