A/N: Rurouni Kenshin isn't mine.*sigh~~~*

After being hit by a big tornado, Kenshin started to walk back home.

As he was walking, a guy that looked like Frankenstein but worse walked up to him.

Kenshin: "Oro?"

Without saying a word he took a piece of wood and lit it somehow. Then he chucked the torch thingy at Kenshin.

"What did I do to you???"screamed Kenshin as the torch came alive and started chasing him.

After about seven hours of "aaahhhhhh!!!and "OOOOORRRRRRROOOO????" Kenshin became very tired and collapsed on the ground.

"How I wish that I had Inuyasha's red fire-proof fire-rat kimono just about now." grumbled Kenshin weakly.

The flames caught Kenshin's hair and he screamed and dove into the river that was half a mile away.

The same little kid that called him Mr. Birdie came up to the now burnt Kenshin and asked, "Can I call you Mr. Burnt-Birdie?"

"~~Ooo.~~~rrr.~~~ooo.?" said Kenshin and he koffed.

The little kid went running to his mommy yelling, "Hey mommy! Guess what?! I can call him Mr. Burnt-Birdie! Isn't that cool!!?? He's my hero.!" The mommy had a very disturbed look on her face.

"AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!" cried Kenshin.

He had met upon the remains of his tofu, which was lying in a squashed pulp.

"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MISS KAORU IS GONNA KILL ME FOR THIS!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO." screamed Kenshin as he ran back to the town.

A/N: that was really short too. and I might be kinda torturing Kenshin. That's okay. It's his bad luck that's making him crazy.not me.yea..it's the luck.NOT MEE Other person: yea.koffkoff .not you. koffkoff. Author again: o well.we all know that Kenshin is invincible.it's ok if he gets hurt a little ^_^;; Please review and enjoy the next chapters!