Chapter 3 Kenshin gets a makeover!
A/N:I know that the title will make you want to cry cuz I'm torturing Kenshin, but you'll find out how it will end. I don't own RK. Enjoy!
Kenshin was all wet but carrying new tofu for dinner. (He got this evil and un-Kenshin-like idea to put the money [that he didn't have] on Sanosuke's tab muahahahhhaha.)
While he was turning the corner, two [really] scary girls wearing heavy make-up spotted Kenshin.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed one girl wearing a Barbie outfit.
"He's all wet!!!! We gotta help him!" cried the second girl, who closely resembled a clown and a banana.
"That's right!" yelled the Barbie girl. She and the Clown/Banana girl went into a nearby house and came out a couple seconds later wearing hot pink spandexes.
Now Kenshin backed away slowly with a scared expression (^_^;;).
The Barbie girl tied up Kenshin and the two dragged him to a beauty parlor.
A moment later, Kenshin was sitting in a chair with his hair all poofy (in other word, his hair was fluffy and defying the law of gravity).
"We'll add some lipstick.some eye shadow.ooo what a pretty ribbon."
Kenshin fainted from the smell of perfume.
When he woke up, the two girls were lying on the ground, sleeping like puppies.
Then, Kenshin got another un-Kenshin-like idea. (I love it when he gets un- Kenshin-like ideas ^__^)
Kenshin took all the different kinds of lipstick and wrote, "Shishio was here" all over the window. "Ha! Now Shishio's comrades will think that he is crazy and cares about his looks!" cackled Kenshin.
He looked over at the two girls and gets another un-Kenshin-like idea.
Kenshin took the red lipstick and some ketchup that he found and smeared them all over the Barbie girl's face, making it look very similar to blood.
He took some bananas that he found and squished it into a sticky pulp. He smeared that all over the Clown/Banana girl's face and squirted whipped cream on her hair (making it look like George Washington's).
"Ha ha," said Kenshin as he dunked his head in the water so all the make-up and accessories would come off.
Just as he was about to leave the shop and go back to the Kamiya dojo, he remembered.
"MY TOFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!" cried Kenshin and he rushed back.
The tofu had turned into little bits and was mixed into some powdery substance.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE FAILED YET AGAIN AT BRINGING HOME THE TOFUUUUU!!!!" screamed Kenshin.
He ran like a.a.a.very fast person all the way back to the supermarket.
A/N: Well how didja like that chapter? I love it when Kenshin gets an un- Kenshin-like idea!!! He gets so evil!!!.and I'm going hyper.and I want a cup of ramen.and some pockey.*drool*
A/N:I know that the title will make you want to cry cuz I'm torturing Kenshin, but you'll find out how it will end. I don't own RK. Enjoy!
Kenshin was all wet but carrying new tofu for dinner. (He got this evil and un-Kenshin-like idea to put the money [that he didn't have] on Sanosuke's tab muahahahhhaha.)
While he was turning the corner, two [really] scary girls wearing heavy make-up spotted Kenshin.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed one girl wearing a Barbie outfit.
"He's all wet!!!! We gotta help him!" cried the second girl, who closely resembled a clown and a banana.
"That's right!" yelled the Barbie girl. She and the Clown/Banana girl went into a nearby house and came out a couple seconds later wearing hot pink spandexes.
Now Kenshin backed away slowly with a scared expression (^_^;;).
The Barbie girl tied up Kenshin and the two dragged him to a beauty parlor.
A moment later, Kenshin was sitting in a chair with his hair all poofy (in other word, his hair was fluffy and defying the law of gravity).
"We'll add some lipstick.some eye shadow.ooo what a pretty ribbon."
Kenshin fainted from the smell of perfume.
When he woke up, the two girls were lying on the ground, sleeping like puppies.
Then, Kenshin got another un-Kenshin-like idea. (I love it when he gets un- Kenshin-like ideas ^__^)
Kenshin took all the different kinds of lipstick and wrote, "Shishio was here" all over the window. "Ha! Now Shishio's comrades will think that he is crazy and cares about his looks!" cackled Kenshin.
He looked over at the two girls and gets another un-Kenshin-like idea.
Kenshin took the red lipstick and some ketchup that he found and smeared them all over the Barbie girl's face, making it look very similar to blood.
He took some bananas that he found and squished it into a sticky pulp. He smeared that all over the Clown/Banana girl's face and squirted whipped cream on her hair (making it look like George Washington's).
"Ha ha," said Kenshin as he dunked his head in the water so all the make-up and accessories would come off.
Just as he was about to leave the shop and go back to the Kamiya dojo, he remembered.
"MY TOFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!" cried Kenshin and he rushed back.
The tofu had turned into little bits and was mixed into some powdery substance.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE FAILED YET AGAIN AT BRINGING HOME THE TOFUUUUU!!!!" screamed Kenshin.
He ran like a.a.a.very fast person all the way back to the supermarket.
A/N: Well how didja like that chapter? I love it when Kenshin gets an un- Kenshin-like idea!!! He gets so evil!!!.and I'm going hyper.and I want a cup of ramen.and some pockey.*drool*