A/N: you might want some background info on this chapter. Me(DarkLark00)
and my friend's(elfangel191) language arts teacher was always
eeeeeeviiiiiilllll to our class. If we made one little thing inaccuratly,
she would yell at us and accuse us of not listening. She also thinks anime
is strange (she made a rather strange comment about Kenshin being a girl
when I drew him on my homework). So this chapter will be about Kenshin
beating up Mrs. Brady.
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin. Why not???? I also don't own Sharpie permanent markers. And pink erasers. And Mrs. Brady.
Kenshin yet again had to re-buy the tofu for dinner.
He tried to avoid all the Frankensteins and makeover girls as he could.
He forgot to avoid tornadoes.
Kenshin was three steps away from the Kamiya dojo when he was yet again hit by a tornado.
"Why meeee." mumbled Kenshin in the swirling tornado.
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You put a hole in the roof of my classroom!!!" shouted Mrs. Brady, waving her fist, as all the students except Lark and Weasel(A/N: Me and My friend) fled from the room.
The dust had cleared and Kenshin stood up.
Mrs. Brady was making us do some work and saw Kenshin get up.
"You're gonna pay for what you did to my roof, you raggedy old hobo!" yelled the evil teacher.
Lark and her friend gasped and started to insult her for insulting Kenshin (who wouldn't?)
"Go Sharpie permanent markers and pointy pencils! Attack the raggedy old hobo!" screamed Mrs. Brady.
Kenshin went, "Oro?" as he jumped like a little bunny out of the way of the evil army of Sharpies and pencils. (imagine him as a chibi! It's so cute!).
Mrs. Brady was starting to fume (see the green smoke coming out of her ears.).
"All right! Retreat my evil army of Sharpies and pencils! Go army of pink erasers. Erase Kenshin from the entire world!!!" screamed the evil teacher.
"Oh know you don't," yelled the authoress. " I'm the authoress of the story and I can do whatever I want in it. Hey army of pink erasers, you all gotta listen to Kenshin now!"
The army of pink erasers cheer.
"Yay! Erase the awful teacher!" said Kenshin.
"I won't be beaten that easily * takes a sharp knife a cuts all the erasers in two.
"Ahahahahahah! You just made their number greater!" yelled Kenshin evilly. Weasel faints at hearing Battousai Kenshin's voice.
"You pencils and Sharpie better follow Kenshin's orders too!" yelled the authoress.
"Pencils! Redraw Mrs. Brady as ugly as you can! Make sure she's got shitake mushrooms growing out of her hair and brownies coming out of her deformed ears! Sharpies! Trace over the pencils so it'll be permanent!" says Battousai Kenshin.
"Go Kenshin!" yells the authoress and her friend. They also pick up their pencils and make Mrs. Brady more and more horrifying!
Suddenly, Kenshin turns back to good Kenshin but gets another un-Kenshin- like idea.
He takes a katana and chops of the evil teacher's head.
"Hooray for Kenshin!!!" yells the authoress and her friend.
Kenshin get hit by the tornado again and lands on his feet.
"Let me guess. My tofu is squashed," grumbled Kenshin.
DING DING DING!
"You win a trip to the supermarket!" says a voice.
"Why meeee."
A/N: YES!!! NO MORE Mrs. Brady!!! AND PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP REVIEW!!!!!!
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Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin. Why not???? I also don't own Sharpie permanent markers. And pink erasers. And Mrs. Brady.
Kenshin yet again had to re-buy the tofu for dinner.
He tried to avoid all the Frankensteins and makeover girls as he could.
He forgot to avoid tornadoes.
Kenshin was three steps away from the Kamiya dojo when he was yet again hit by a tornado.
"Why meeee." mumbled Kenshin in the swirling tornado.
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You put a hole in the roof of my classroom!!!" shouted Mrs. Brady, waving her fist, as all the students except Lark and Weasel(A/N: Me and My friend) fled from the room.
The dust had cleared and Kenshin stood up.
Mrs. Brady was making us do some work and saw Kenshin get up.
"You're gonna pay for what you did to my roof, you raggedy old hobo!" yelled the evil teacher.
Lark and her friend gasped and started to insult her for insulting Kenshin (who wouldn't?)
"Go Sharpie permanent markers and pointy pencils! Attack the raggedy old hobo!" screamed Mrs. Brady.
Kenshin went, "Oro?" as he jumped like a little bunny out of the way of the evil army of Sharpies and pencils. (imagine him as a chibi! It's so cute!).
Mrs. Brady was starting to fume (see the green smoke coming out of her ears.).
"All right! Retreat my evil army of Sharpies and pencils! Go army of pink erasers. Erase Kenshin from the entire world!!!" screamed the evil teacher.
"Oh know you don't," yelled the authoress. " I'm the authoress of the story and I can do whatever I want in it. Hey army of pink erasers, you all gotta listen to Kenshin now!"
The army of pink erasers cheer.
"Yay! Erase the awful teacher!" said Kenshin.
"I won't be beaten that easily * takes a sharp knife a cuts all the erasers in two.
"Ahahahahahah! You just made their number greater!" yelled Kenshin evilly. Weasel faints at hearing Battousai Kenshin's voice.
"You pencils and Sharpie better follow Kenshin's orders too!" yelled the authoress.
"Pencils! Redraw Mrs. Brady as ugly as you can! Make sure she's got shitake mushrooms growing out of her hair and brownies coming out of her deformed ears! Sharpies! Trace over the pencils so it'll be permanent!" says Battousai Kenshin.
"Go Kenshin!" yells the authoress and her friend. They also pick up their pencils and make Mrs. Brady more and more horrifying!
Suddenly, Kenshin turns back to good Kenshin but gets another un-Kenshin- like idea.
He takes a katana and chops of the evil teacher's head.
"Hooray for Kenshin!!!" yells the authoress and her friend.
Kenshin get hit by the tornado again and lands on his feet.
"Let me guess. My tofu is squashed," grumbled Kenshin.
DING DING DING!
"You win a trip to the supermarket!" says a voice.
"Why meeee."
A/N: YES!!! NO MORE Mrs. Brady!!! AND PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP REVIEW!!!!!!
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