Chapter 5 Trial of the Pockey
A/N: this is a randomly thought up chapter. I don't own any pockey or Rurouni Kenshin. Oh yes. I forgot to say in the last chapter: my friend helped with the idea. Read how she tortures that eeevvviiilll teacher in her story. My friend's (Weasel's) pen name is elfangel191. She also helped me with the idea of this chapter. I also don't own Tokyo's largest supermarket.
Kenshin was at the supermarket.
Why?
Because he ruined the tofu.
While he was exploring the aisles at Tokyo's Largest Supermarket, he saw the snacks section and was immediately drawn to it!!!!
There were many snacks like fruit snacks and gummies and Japanese chocolate in gold wrappers (I love these!!! They're sooo good!!!).
The thing that stood out the most was a giant sign that said POCKEY with flashy lights behind it!!!
"Awwwwwwww... I... want... some... POCKEY!!!!!!!" yelled Kenshin. All the shoppers turned around to look at him.
Kenshin didn't seem to mind the people staring at him and looked at the pockey (it seemed like the pockey shivered under his non-blinking stare) (you can tell that he's getting an un-Kenshin-like idea).
"AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!!" yelled Kenshin as he dove into the enormous pile of chocolate and strawberry pockey.
The little boy walked in on the scene and said, "Look mommy! Mr. Burnt Birdie is raiding the pile of pockey! Maybe I should call him the Pockey Man!"
"Stop this at once or else I'll call in Saito, the policeman!!!" screamed the owner of the store. Kenshin was in the process of scarfing down every box of pockey that they had, pausing only to spit out the paper boxes.
Noticing the owner's threat, Kenshin gave a scary Battousai stare to all the people around him, totally freaking them out.
Then he returned to chibi mode and swam around, eating pockey.
The police squad arrived and Saito was staring at Kenshin in a peculiar way.
Then the smell captured Saito as well and he got chibi-fyed and jumped in to join Kenshin. He swore that he would out eat Kenshin even though he got a head start.
Kaoru, Yahiko, Sanosuke, Megumi were called in.
"Get your friends out of there of you all will be forbidden to shop at this supermarket again!" threatened a police officer.
But it was too late.
Kaoru, Yahiko, and Sanosuke were all captured by the pockey they all started eating at the pockey. For an unknown reason, Megumi was not affected by the pockey.
Misao was stealing some ramen when she noticed the big noise of enraged officers and the abnormally loud noise of eating.
She too was drawn to the pockey and said, "PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEE, LORD AOSHI!!!" right before she leaped into the now smaller mound of pockey.
Did Aoshi hear this cry?
No.
But he did notice that a box of pockey had been lying on the street next to the supermarket and at once went to see what was going on.
What he saw was six people fighting for the last box of pockey.
And guess what he did?
He casually walked up to the fighting crowd (containing his excitement of course. But he was cracking up when he walked which surprised a lot of people) and quietly grabbed the remaining box of pockey.
And guess what happened as he was walking away.
Six very pissed people attacked him!!!!
They hit with swords, punched with fists, bit with teeth, and threw darts as the crowd of shoppers went "Ooooooo...aaaaaaaaaa...eeeeeeeee... !!!" and so on.
At last, the heap of very tired fighters were handcuffed and wheeled to the hospital.
All of them woke in a single cell.
"Now look what you guys did!" yelled Sano furiously.
"What!!!" yelled the rest of the people.
The fighting broke out once again and who knows when they'll stop...
A/N: Well what do ya think of that chapter? I know it's kind of lame but still tell me your opinion by clicking the little purple button on the bottom left hand of your screen! You can participate in a no prize contest by answering the questions: WHAT DOES HITOKIRI BATTOUSAI MEAN?and WHAT WAS THE TRIAL OF THE POCKEY? One of those questions will be answered in the next chapter!!! Thanks for reading, you guys!
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~LARK~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
A/N: this is a randomly thought up chapter. I don't own any pockey or Rurouni Kenshin. Oh yes. I forgot to say in the last chapter: my friend helped with the idea. Read how she tortures that eeevvviiilll teacher in her story. My friend's (Weasel's) pen name is elfangel191. She also helped me with the idea of this chapter. I also don't own Tokyo's largest supermarket.
Kenshin was at the supermarket.
Why?
Because he ruined the tofu.
While he was exploring the aisles at Tokyo's Largest Supermarket, he saw the snacks section and was immediately drawn to it!!!!
There were many snacks like fruit snacks and gummies and Japanese chocolate in gold wrappers (I love these!!! They're sooo good!!!).
The thing that stood out the most was a giant sign that said POCKEY with flashy lights behind it!!!
"Awwwwwwww... I... want... some... POCKEY!!!!!!!" yelled Kenshin. All the shoppers turned around to look at him.
Kenshin didn't seem to mind the people staring at him and looked at the pockey (it seemed like the pockey shivered under his non-blinking stare) (you can tell that he's getting an un-Kenshin-like idea).
"AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!!" yelled Kenshin as he dove into the enormous pile of chocolate and strawberry pockey.
The little boy walked in on the scene and said, "Look mommy! Mr. Burnt Birdie is raiding the pile of pockey! Maybe I should call him the Pockey Man!"
"Stop this at once or else I'll call in Saito, the policeman!!!" screamed the owner of the store. Kenshin was in the process of scarfing down every box of pockey that they had, pausing only to spit out the paper boxes.
Noticing the owner's threat, Kenshin gave a scary Battousai stare to all the people around him, totally freaking them out.
Then he returned to chibi mode and swam around, eating pockey.
The police squad arrived and Saito was staring at Kenshin in a peculiar way.
Then the smell captured Saito as well and he got chibi-fyed and jumped in to join Kenshin. He swore that he would out eat Kenshin even though he got a head start.
Kaoru, Yahiko, Sanosuke, Megumi were called in.
"Get your friends out of there of you all will be forbidden to shop at this supermarket again!" threatened a police officer.
But it was too late.
Kaoru, Yahiko, and Sanosuke were all captured by the pockey they all started eating at the pockey. For an unknown reason, Megumi was not affected by the pockey.
Misao was stealing some ramen when she noticed the big noise of enraged officers and the abnormally loud noise of eating.
She too was drawn to the pockey and said, "PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEE, LORD AOSHI!!!" right before she leaped into the now smaller mound of pockey.
Did Aoshi hear this cry?
No.
But he did notice that a box of pockey had been lying on the street next to the supermarket and at once went to see what was going on.
What he saw was six people fighting for the last box of pockey.
And guess what he did?
He casually walked up to the fighting crowd (containing his excitement of course. But he was cracking up when he walked which surprised a lot of people) and quietly grabbed the remaining box of pockey.
And guess what happened as he was walking away.
Six very pissed people attacked him!!!!
They hit with swords, punched with fists, bit with teeth, and threw darts as the crowd of shoppers went "Ooooooo...aaaaaaaaaa...eeeeeeeee... !!!" and so on.
At last, the heap of very tired fighters were handcuffed and wheeled to the hospital.
All of them woke in a single cell.
"Now look what you guys did!" yelled Sano furiously.
"What!!!" yelled the rest of the people.
The fighting broke out once again and who knows when they'll stop...
A/N: Well what do ya think of that chapter? I know it's kind of lame but still tell me your opinion by clicking the little purple button on the bottom left hand of your screen! You can participate in a no prize contest by answering the questions: WHAT DOES HITOKIRI BATTOUSAI MEAN?and WHAT WAS THE TRIAL OF THE POCKEY? One of those questions will be answered in the next chapter!!! Thanks for reading, you guys!
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~LARK~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~