A/N: this is another random chapter that was made up as it went along. I
don't own Rurouni Kenshin.
YAY!!!!
Kenshin has succeeded in bringing home the tofu!!!
"It took you a while," grumbled Yahiko.
"Well, it's not MY fault!!!" protested Kenshin.
*Sanosuke comes out of the house with his face all long and shrunken*
"AAAHHHHHHH!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, SANOOOOO!!!!???" yelled Kenshin jumping a foot high.
"YOU DIDN'T BRING HOME THE TOFU FOR FIVE DAYS!!!!!" screamed Sanosuke, waving a fist at Kenshin.
*Kenshin goes chibi and hops around, trying to protect himself from Sanosuke*
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Could you please stop attacking me!!!" sniffled Kenshin.
"Oh well," sighed Yahiko. "Kaoru has gone somewhere and won't be back until tomorrow so you'll have to cook tonight Kenshin."
"Oh... but I don't know how to cook tofu!!! I only know how to cook _______(put a random Japanese food in the blank)," said Kenshin.
*Yahiko and Sano go all big and Kenshin turns all small*
"WELL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COOK TONIGHT ANYWAYS!!!!" said Yahiko and Sano dangerously.
"okay..." says Kenshin in a small voice.
*Kenshin walks into the kitchen*
"Hmmmm... maybe tofu and carrots and tomatoes and onions and some soup would be nice..." said Kenshin to himself.
*After an hour*
Yahiko and Sano are drooling over the smell of the food.
"Okay! We can eat now!" says Kenshin cheerfully.
*There is a swirl of light*
"WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY FOOD???!!!" yelled Kenshin furiously.
"didn't you see us eat it all?" said Sano.
Yahiko burped.
"...and I didn't get to eat any of it... " complained Kenshin.
"ugh..." grumbled Yahiko.
He and Sano turned all blue.
"You...Have...Poisoned...us...Ken...shin..." mumbled Sanosuke.
Moral: It would be better if you missed out on some things. If you didn't then you might be poisoned.
A/N: yes...before you say anything, yes I know it was a boring lame chapter but there wasn't any sparks of inspiration in my head so...and even though it was bad, pleas please please please please please REVIEW!!!!
Thanx
------------------------------------- | ~Lark~ | -------------------------------------
YAY!!!!
Kenshin has succeeded in bringing home the tofu!!!
"It took you a while," grumbled Yahiko.
"Well, it's not MY fault!!!" protested Kenshin.
*Sanosuke comes out of the house with his face all long and shrunken*
"AAAHHHHHHH!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, SANOOOOO!!!!???" yelled Kenshin jumping a foot high.
"YOU DIDN'T BRING HOME THE TOFU FOR FIVE DAYS!!!!!" screamed Sanosuke, waving a fist at Kenshin.
*Kenshin goes chibi and hops around, trying to protect himself from Sanosuke*
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Could you please stop attacking me!!!" sniffled Kenshin.
"Oh well," sighed Yahiko. "Kaoru has gone somewhere and won't be back until tomorrow so you'll have to cook tonight Kenshin."
"Oh... but I don't know how to cook tofu!!! I only know how to cook _______(put a random Japanese food in the blank)," said Kenshin.
*Yahiko and Sano go all big and Kenshin turns all small*
"WELL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COOK TONIGHT ANYWAYS!!!!" said Yahiko and Sano dangerously.
"okay..." says Kenshin in a small voice.
*Kenshin walks into the kitchen*
"Hmmmm... maybe tofu and carrots and tomatoes and onions and some soup would be nice..." said Kenshin to himself.
*After an hour*
Yahiko and Sano are drooling over the smell of the food.
"Okay! We can eat now!" says Kenshin cheerfully.
*There is a swirl of light*
"WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY FOOD???!!!" yelled Kenshin furiously.
"didn't you see us eat it all?" said Sano.
Yahiko burped.
"...and I didn't get to eat any of it... " complained Kenshin.
"ugh..." grumbled Yahiko.
He and Sano turned all blue.
"You...Have...Poisoned...us...Ken...shin..." mumbled Sanosuke.
Moral: It would be better if you missed out on some things. If you didn't then you might be poisoned.
A/N: yes...before you say anything, yes I know it was a boring lame chapter but there wasn't any sparks of inspiration in my head so...and even though it was bad, pleas please please please please please REVIEW!!!!
Thanx
------------------------------------- | ~Lark~ | -------------------------------------
