Chapter 7 evil 1st grade teacher!!!!
A/N: this chapter is based on my 6th grade LA teacher. She is eeevvviilll. I already killed her once but she has been reincarnated as Kenshin's first grade teacher! Aaauugghhh!!! I don't own RK. Now on to the story!
Kenshin was doing the laundry instead of buying tofu. It was Sano's turn.
Suddenly there's a loud crash!! BOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
Kenshin: *runs in to see Kaoru attacking a dark shape*
Kaoru: Die you evil murderous box of doom!!!!!
Kenshin: *sweatdrop* uh...miss Kaoru, that's my treasure box you're attacking...
Kaoru: *attacks it more* well your treasure box just ate my bloody indigo ribbon!! GIVE IT BACK YOU MURDEROUS BOX OF DOOM!!! AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT!!!???
The box just spit out the ribbon and it was all shredded and yucky.
Kaoru: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT KENSHIN *points a finger to kenshin*
She starts to chase him around the dojo. Kenshin suddenly stops in front of the open box so kaoru misses him and crashed into a wall.
Kenshin: *gets all teary-eyed* my box of crayons!!!!!
For the rest of the day, Kenshin draws on the floor with his box of crayons.
The next day, he looks through the box again.
Kenshin: my poem!!!
Poem: I have a cat. His name is pat. Someone murdered my cat. They stepped on him and he died.
Kenshin: *sob* waaaaaahhhhh!!!!!! I'm so sorry that I couldn't protect you, Pat.
He cries for the rest of the day.
At night, Sano was sleepwalking. He stepped on Kenshin's first grade stuff.
When kenshin woke up, a shadow was hovering over him.
He look and saw-
Kenshin: aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! It's the...wait...aren't you that rabid fangirl/authouress's evil language arts teacher.
Mrs. Brady: well I'm reincarnated as your almighty first grade teacher!!! FEAR ME MORTAL STUDENTS THAT SLACK OFF ON THEIR HOMEWORK!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Kenshin: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *runs around like a madman forgetting that he has a sword*
Mrs. Brady: attack!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Kaoru, Sano, and Yahiko walk in and see this.
Sano: FREE FOR ALL!!!!!! *jumps in the fight*
Kaoru: o well...*jumps in as well*
Yahiko: I wanna fight too *tries to jumps in but Sano pushes him out*
Sano: little kids can't fight violent first grade teachers so go away.
Yahiko: yaaaaaaa!!!!! *bites Sano's head and starts foaming at the mouth*
Kenshin jumps out and runs away. The teacher chases him followed by Sano, Kaoru and Yahiko.
Lark: *sigh* the authoress has to once again step in and help the Kenshin gumi. But it is also my duty as a student to eliminate evil teachers who call my favorite bishies girls!!!! *pulls out a random airport setting*
Lark: *holds up stop sign* *everyone stops* everyone must pass through the anti-weapon test before loading onto the airplane.
Kenshin walks through. Authoress pushes the don't beep button.
Kaoru walks through. Authoress pushes the don't beep button.
Sano walks through. Authoress pushes don't beep button.
Yahiko walks through. Authoress pushes the too young to board a plane button.
Yahiko: aww man...
Mrs. Brady walks through. Authoress pushes the beep like crazy button.
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEEPBEEP!!!!!
Lark: Alright evil teacher. Hand over your anti-students grenades.
Mrs. Brady: aww man...
Lark: okay everyone but mrs. Brady stand over here. Mrs. Brady, go in the airplane. *she goes*
The plane takes off for outer space as Mrs. Brady looks out the window.
Lark: RUN FOR IT YOU GUYS!!! BEFORE SHE COMES BACK!!!!!
A/N: yeah...please review!!!
A/N: this chapter is based on my 6th grade LA teacher. She is eeevvviilll. I already killed her once but she has been reincarnated as Kenshin's first grade teacher! Aaauugghhh!!! I don't own RK. Now on to the story!
Kenshin was doing the laundry instead of buying tofu. It was Sano's turn.
Suddenly there's a loud crash!! BOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
Kenshin: *runs in to see Kaoru attacking a dark shape*
Kaoru: Die you evil murderous box of doom!!!!!
Kenshin: *sweatdrop* uh...miss Kaoru, that's my treasure box you're attacking...
Kaoru: *attacks it more* well your treasure box just ate my bloody indigo ribbon!! GIVE IT BACK YOU MURDEROUS BOX OF DOOM!!! AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT!!!???
The box just spit out the ribbon and it was all shredded and yucky.
Kaoru: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT KENSHIN *points a finger to kenshin*
She starts to chase him around the dojo. Kenshin suddenly stops in front of the open box so kaoru misses him and crashed into a wall.
Kenshin: *gets all teary-eyed* my box of crayons!!!!!
For the rest of the day, Kenshin draws on the floor with his box of crayons.
The next day, he looks through the box again.
Kenshin: my poem!!!
Poem: I have a cat. His name is pat. Someone murdered my cat. They stepped on him and he died.
Kenshin: *sob* waaaaaahhhhh!!!!!! I'm so sorry that I couldn't protect you, Pat.
He cries for the rest of the day.
At night, Sano was sleepwalking. He stepped on Kenshin's first grade stuff.
When kenshin woke up, a shadow was hovering over him.
He look and saw-
Kenshin: aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! It's the...wait...aren't you that rabid fangirl/authouress's evil language arts teacher.
Mrs. Brady: well I'm reincarnated as your almighty first grade teacher!!! FEAR ME MORTAL STUDENTS THAT SLACK OFF ON THEIR HOMEWORK!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Kenshin: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *runs around like a madman forgetting that he has a sword*
Mrs. Brady: attack!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Kaoru, Sano, and Yahiko walk in and see this.
Sano: FREE FOR ALL!!!!!! *jumps in the fight*
Kaoru: o well...*jumps in as well*
Yahiko: I wanna fight too *tries to jumps in but Sano pushes him out*
Sano: little kids can't fight violent first grade teachers so go away.
Yahiko: yaaaaaaa!!!!! *bites Sano's head and starts foaming at the mouth*
Kenshin jumps out and runs away. The teacher chases him followed by Sano, Kaoru and Yahiko.
Lark: *sigh* the authoress has to once again step in and help the Kenshin gumi. But it is also my duty as a student to eliminate evil teachers who call my favorite bishies girls!!!! *pulls out a random airport setting*
Lark: *holds up stop sign* *everyone stops* everyone must pass through the anti-weapon test before loading onto the airplane.
Kenshin walks through. Authoress pushes the don't beep button.
Kaoru walks through. Authoress pushes the don't beep button.
Sano walks through. Authoress pushes don't beep button.
Yahiko walks through. Authoress pushes the too young to board a plane button.
Yahiko: aww man...
Mrs. Brady walks through. Authoress pushes the beep like crazy button.
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEEPBEEP!!!!!
Lark: Alright evil teacher. Hand over your anti-students grenades.
Mrs. Brady: aww man...
Lark: okay everyone but mrs. Brady stand over here. Mrs. Brady, go in the airplane. *she goes*
The plane takes off for outer space as Mrs. Brady looks out the window.
Lark: RUN FOR IT YOU GUYS!!! BEFORE SHE COMES BACK!!!!!
A/N: yeah...please review!!!