Chapter 8 moldy chickens raid Tokyo
A/N: I don't wanna go to the doctors!!!! WWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Oh well...as usual, I don't own anything...
It was dinnertime.
Kaoru: Yay! Tofu! *starts to eat*
Yahiko: uugg!!! I'll pass on dinner...
Sano: you didn't poison it again, did you Kenshin?
Kenshin: Why, no! Dr. Gensai made dinner today!
Ayame & Suzume: Yeah!! Grampa made it, so eat!
Yahiko and Sano: ^__^ okay!
Before anyone could eat another bite, the doors opened. Green, moldy chicken with purple headbands came in and stole all the food.
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! ALIENS!!!!! *runs to hide in a corner*
Kenshin: ewwww...I just lost my appetite... *goes to barf*
Chicken 1: AHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!!!!! WE ARE THE CHICKENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!! WE ARE ALL ARMED!!!!! FEAR US!!!
Sano: you're all winged if you ask me...
Chicken 1 (Bill): YOU DARE INSULT US!!! Hey you! *points to another moldy chicken* blast his head off!!
Bob: Right Bill! *takes out a machine gun and fires at Sano*
Sano: *moves one step to the right* too slow.
The bullet was gonna hit Kaoru and she ducked but it singed the top of her hair.
Kaoru: AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!! * runs around like a maniac*
Kenshin: *sarcastically* Yay...I get to save the day again...* kicks all the chickens out*
The next day...
Kenshin goes to buy more tofu but discovers that moldy chickens are attacking everyone. A group of chickens surrounded Kenshin.
Kenshin: oro?
Bill: That was the guy, chief!
Jim: He kicked us out!
Chief: okay! Get in your positions and shoot at will!
All the chickens shoot at Will.
Will: I hate this name...*drops dead*
Kenshin: can you get out of the way?
Chickens: NO!
Kenshin: *kicks the chickens out of the way* thank you.
Chief: *covered with band-aids* This means war!!!
The next day...
The chickens are at the dojo.
Chief: All you guys leave your weapons here and surround the place.
They all surround the place. The Kenshin-gumi just got home and sees all these weapons lying there.
Yahiko: Yay! Let's play shoot the chickens!!! *they all pick up the guns*
Sano: Ten points per chicken! Fifty points if you get more than one with one bullet!
Kenshin: Let's go!
They all run around shooting chickens. After all the chickens died...
Sano: So how many points did you guys get? I got 782!
Yahiko: aww... I got 459...
Kenshin: I got 801!
Kaoru: Yay! I got 999! I win!!
They pick up a chicken, scrape off the mold, and have it for dinner.
A/N: uh...was that the grossest chapter ever!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well my friend blew up her bird in the microwave!!!!! That's worse. Comments anyone?
A/N: I don't wanna go to the doctors!!!! WWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Oh well...as usual, I don't own anything...
It was dinnertime.
Kaoru: Yay! Tofu! *starts to eat*
Yahiko: uugg!!! I'll pass on dinner...
Sano: you didn't poison it again, did you Kenshin?
Kenshin: Why, no! Dr. Gensai made dinner today!
Ayame & Suzume: Yeah!! Grampa made it, so eat!
Yahiko and Sano: ^__^ okay!
Before anyone could eat another bite, the doors opened. Green, moldy chicken with purple headbands came in and stole all the food.
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! ALIENS!!!!! *runs to hide in a corner*
Kenshin: ewwww...I just lost my appetite... *goes to barf*
Chicken 1: AHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!!!!! WE ARE THE CHICKENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!! WE ARE ALL ARMED!!!!! FEAR US!!!
Sano: you're all winged if you ask me...
Chicken 1 (Bill): YOU DARE INSULT US!!! Hey you! *points to another moldy chicken* blast his head off!!
Bob: Right Bill! *takes out a machine gun and fires at Sano*
Sano: *moves one step to the right* too slow.
The bullet was gonna hit Kaoru and she ducked but it singed the top of her hair.
Kaoru: AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!! * runs around like a maniac*
Kenshin: *sarcastically* Yay...I get to save the day again...* kicks all the chickens out*
The next day...
Kenshin goes to buy more tofu but discovers that moldy chickens are attacking everyone. A group of chickens surrounded Kenshin.
Kenshin: oro?
Bill: That was the guy, chief!
Jim: He kicked us out!
Chief: okay! Get in your positions and shoot at will!
All the chickens shoot at Will.
Will: I hate this name...*drops dead*
Kenshin: can you get out of the way?
Chickens: NO!
Kenshin: *kicks the chickens out of the way* thank you.
Chief: *covered with band-aids* This means war!!!
The next day...
The chickens are at the dojo.
Chief: All you guys leave your weapons here and surround the place.
They all surround the place. The Kenshin-gumi just got home and sees all these weapons lying there.
Yahiko: Yay! Let's play shoot the chickens!!! *they all pick up the guns*
Sano: Ten points per chicken! Fifty points if you get more than one with one bullet!
Kenshin: Let's go!
They all run around shooting chickens. After all the chickens died...
Sano: So how many points did you guys get? I got 782!
Yahiko: aww... I got 459...
Kenshin: I got 801!
Kaoru: Yay! I got 999! I win!!
They pick up a chicken, scrape off the mold, and have it for dinner.
A/N: uh...was that the grossest chapter ever!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well my friend blew up her bird in the microwave!!!!! That's worse. Comments anyone?