Lark: sorry...i couldn't update cuz of school... NOW!!! Down to business...
Does Kaoru become road-kill? Does she take Sonic the Hedgehog and uses him
as a shield? Does she pig out? Find out on the next episode of......uh...
DBZ!!!! YYYAY!!!! Not. You get to find out right here. Yay!!! And I don't
own anything...
DarkLark: I didn't get to say anything...
Chapter uh...whatever... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RV: Vrooooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!
Kaoru: *steals Botan's bat* Muahahahahahahahaha!!! YOU SHALLL PERISH BEFORE ME NOW YOU EVIL MATAL LUMP!!!! MUAHAHHAHAH-
RV: *squash*
Kenshin: Oh NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lark:*wacks Kenshin on da head* geez...it's better that she dies...
Kaoru: I'm 2-d!!!!!!!!! *is lying flat on da ground*
Lark and Kenshin-gumi: *drags her out of the street*
Kenshin: *muttering* man...you really gotta loose some weight lady...
Kaoru: *going to whack Kenshin but trips on a rock* oww...
Lark: *points* To the streatchin machine!!!!!!!!!
Streatching Machine: *s-t-r-e-t-c-h*
Kaoru: Don't stretch me!!!!!!!! *gets a million feet tall*
Kenshin: oops...
Kaoru: *steps on everything* MUAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
~News Flash~ Dorky announcer: tonight on Tokyo news, we have seen a giant 2-D girl. She was apparently trampling and fire breathing on Tokyo. See all citizens scream.
Citizens: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! WE'RE SCREAMING!!!!!!!!
Kenshin turns off the TV
Lark: at least she didn't get us. We're in the US.
Kenshin: *stands up* we must get her back to normal.
Lark: *whacks Kenshin* Bah... who cares about her...
Kenshin: *takes out a giant machine gun and is looking threatening*
Lark: Fine... but if you blast me to bits, then you won't live either. I have authoress powers remember...
Sano: *screams in the shower* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Lark: D***! What the h*** did you do this time!!!!!
Sano: *uses the futae no kiwama (whatever that attack that turns stuff to dust is called...) on shower head* Hahaha!!!! I have defeated you-
Shower: *sprays out lotsa water* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THANK YOU FOR FREEING ME FROM THAT EVIL SHOWER HEAD!!! It was making me do only little drops...
Water: *is flooding the entire world*
Lark: gurgle gurgle gurgle (Oh no!)
Kenshin: gurgle gurgle gurg. (we need to get out of here)
Sano: eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh...
Kenshin: GURGLE!!!! (Sano!!!)
Lark: grrrrrrgggggggglllleeeeeeee!!!!! (grrrrrr you ...)
They grab Sano and swim to the front door and Kenshin breaks it open.
Mom: *is wearing a wet suit and oxygen tank* I knew these things would come in handy... Hey!!! You broke my door!!!! Pay up pal!!!!
Kenshin: Gurgle...gurgle... (since when did I become your "pal"?)
Lark: GURGLE!!!! GURGLE!!!! (the whole world is flooded!)
Kenshin: gurgle...(Im't tired of this gurgleing)
Lark: gurgle...(awwww...fine...) *uses authoress powers to have them have oxygen tanks and wet suits*
Kenshin: That is better. Now we must go and get Kaoru-dono, that we must.
They swim to Japan. It's not that far now, considering that the whole world is flooded...
Kaoru: Wahahahahhah!!!!!!!! Only I am tall enuff not to be drown!!!
Kenshin: we didn't drown!
Kaoru: aww man...
Lark: *beams Kaoru with shinkerator* Back to normal.
Kaoru: GURGLE!!! GURGLE GURGLE!!!! (I'm meeellllltttiiiiiinnngggg!!!) *is drowning*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Tomoe: *swims up to Kenshin* Hi there!
Kenshin: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A GHOST!!!!
Lark: I wonder if she came back for Halloween...
Kaoru: ......................................
Lark: Can we just leave her there?
Kenshin: yeah, why not. She was kinda stupid...
Tomoe: does that mean im not stupid??? *hopeful*
Kenshin: *pretends to think* hmmm...uuuummmmyye...no. You're stupid too.
Tomoe: nooooooo!!!!! Kenshin called me...uh...um...
Kenshin: *to Lark* see what I mean...?
Lark: I know...
Tomorrow...
Lark: back to normal!
Kenshin: yay!
Kaoru: I never wanna see another bit of water ever again!!!
Kenshin and Lark: *holds up glasses of water and pours them on Kaoru's face* Muahahahahahahahaha!!!
Kaoru: NOOOOO!!!!
Tomoe: Haha! I will never be splashed with water!!! *goes to stand outside to laugh at her*
Clouds: BOOOOMMM!!!! *lightning cracks*
Tomoe: Wow! The scenery is even better! I can be more scary as I laugh! *starts to laugh but...*
Drip! Drip!
It's starts to rain cats and dogs.
Tomoe: NOOOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE DRENCHED IN WATER AGAIN!!!!
Kenshin and Lark and Kaoru laff at her.
Sano: Im glad they don't have shower heads here.
Lark: No? *takes a showerhead out of her pocket*
Sano: AAHHHH!!!!!! *runs around screaming while the shower head chases him*
A/N: Again. I'm really sorry I haven't updated for a looooonnnggg time... *sniffles a bit* but at least this chapter is done! And I have an idea for the next! Now all you gotta do is... |
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DarkLark: I didn't get to say anything...
Chapter uh...whatever... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RV: Vrooooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!
Kaoru: *steals Botan's bat* Muahahahahahahahaha!!! YOU SHALLL PERISH BEFORE ME NOW YOU EVIL MATAL LUMP!!!! MUAHAHHAHAH-
RV: *squash*
Kenshin: Oh NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lark:*wacks Kenshin on da head* geez...it's better that she dies...
Kaoru: I'm 2-d!!!!!!!!! *is lying flat on da ground*
Lark and Kenshin-gumi: *drags her out of the street*
Kenshin: *muttering* man...you really gotta loose some weight lady...
Kaoru: *going to whack Kenshin but trips on a rock* oww...
Lark: *points* To the streatchin machine!!!!!!!!!
Streatching Machine: *s-t-r-e-t-c-h*
Kaoru: Don't stretch me!!!!!!!! *gets a million feet tall*
Kenshin: oops...
Kaoru: *steps on everything* MUAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
~News Flash~ Dorky announcer: tonight on Tokyo news, we have seen a giant 2-D girl. She was apparently trampling and fire breathing on Tokyo. See all citizens scream.
Citizens: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! WE'RE SCREAMING!!!!!!!!
Kenshin turns off the TV
Lark: at least she didn't get us. We're in the US.
Kenshin: *stands up* we must get her back to normal.
Lark: *whacks Kenshin* Bah... who cares about her...
Kenshin: *takes out a giant machine gun and is looking threatening*
Lark: Fine... but if you blast me to bits, then you won't live either. I have authoress powers remember...
Sano: *screams in the shower* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Lark: D***! What the h*** did you do this time!!!!!
Sano: *uses the futae no kiwama (whatever that attack that turns stuff to dust is called...) on shower head* Hahaha!!!! I have defeated you-
Shower: *sprays out lotsa water* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THANK YOU FOR FREEING ME FROM THAT EVIL SHOWER HEAD!!! It was making me do only little drops...
Water: *is flooding the entire world*
Lark: gurgle gurgle gurgle (Oh no!)
Kenshin: gurgle gurgle gurg. (we need to get out of here)
Sano: eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh...
Kenshin: GURGLE!!!! (Sano!!!)
Lark: grrrrrrgggggggglllleeeeeeee!!!!! (grrrrrr you ...)
They grab Sano and swim to the front door and Kenshin breaks it open.
Mom: *is wearing a wet suit and oxygen tank* I knew these things would come in handy... Hey!!! You broke my door!!!! Pay up pal!!!!
Kenshin: Gurgle...gurgle... (since when did I become your "pal"?)
Lark: GURGLE!!!! GURGLE!!!! (the whole world is flooded!)
Kenshin: gurgle...(Im't tired of this gurgleing)
Lark: gurgle...(awwww...fine...) *uses authoress powers to have them have oxygen tanks and wet suits*
Kenshin: That is better. Now we must go and get Kaoru-dono, that we must.
They swim to Japan. It's not that far now, considering that the whole world is flooded...
Kaoru: Wahahahahhah!!!!!!!! Only I am tall enuff not to be drown!!!
Kenshin: we didn't drown!
Kaoru: aww man...
Lark: *beams Kaoru with shinkerator* Back to normal.
Kaoru: GURGLE!!! GURGLE GURGLE!!!! (I'm meeellllltttiiiiiinnngggg!!!) *is drowning*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Tomoe: *swims up to Kenshin* Hi there!
Kenshin: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A GHOST!!!!
Lark: I wonder if she came back for Halloween...
Kaoru: ......................................
Lark: Can we just leave her there?
Kenshin: yeah, why not. She was kinda stupid...
Tomoe: does that mean im not stupid??? *hopeful*
Kenshin: *pretends to think* hmmm...uuuummmmyye...no. You're stupid too.
Tomoe: nooooooo!!!!! Kenshin called me...uh...um...
Kenshin: *to Lark* see what I mean...?
Lark: I know...
Tomorrow...
Lark: back to normal!
Kenshin: yay!
Kaoru: I never wanna see another bit of water ever again!!!
Kenshin and Lark: *holds up glasses of water and pours them on Kaoru's face* Muahahahahahahahaha!!!
Kaoru: NOOOOO!!!!
Tomoe: Haha! I will never be splashed with water!!! *goes to stand outside to laugh at her*
Clouds: BOOOOMMM!!!! *lightning cracks*
Tomoe: Wow! The scenery is even better! I can be more scary as I laugh! *starts to laugh but...*
Drip! Drip!
It's starts to rain cats and dogs.
Tomoe: NOOOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE DRENCHED IN WATER AGAIN!!!!
Kenshin and Lark and Kaoru laff at her.
Sano: Im glad they don't have shower heads here.
Lark: No? *takes a showerhead out of her pocket*
Sano: AAHHHH!!!!!! *runs around screaming while the shower head chases him*
A/N: Again. I'm really sorry I haven't updated for a looooonnnggg time... *sniffles a bit* but at least this chapter is done! And I have an idea for the next! Now all you gotta do is... |
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