A/N: I'M SORRRRYYYYY!!!!! I haven't updated in a loooong time again... but
hey! I got over 100 reviews!!! But that means... *sees a mob of knife
wielding reviews* Ack!!!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!! I'LL TRY ME BEST TO WRITE MORE
CHAPTERS... but I guess I can't update everyday... IM SORRRRYYYY!!!!!!!!
... Alrighty... you guys deserve another chapter... I SHALL GO DEMOLISH THE
SUGAR COATED CHOCOLATE BUNNY!!!!!!
Chapter 12 BROCOLLI WARS!!!!!! And teriyaki chicken!!!!
So it was dinner time again.
Kaoru: I'M GONNA COOK BROCOLLI AGAIN!!!!!!
Yahiko: ewwwwww... im not gonna touch it...
Kaoru: *fiery background* YOU WILL EAT WHAT I COOK FOR YOU!!!!! UNDERSTAND??????
Yahiko: *sticks tongue out* hell no! *runs out yelling at the great food goddess to deliver him teriyaki chicken*
Kaoru: well... I'M STILL COOKING BROCOLLI!!!!!
Kenshin: now now kaoru-dono... we must not cook the broccoli... we will eat it raw
Kaoru: NO!!!!! WE WILL COOK IT!!!!!
Kenshin: *in a broccoli costume* do you know what happens when you cook broccoli?
Kaoru: no. Why should I care?
Kenshin: IT GETS ALL MUSHY AND SQUISHY AND YUKKY!!!!!!!! YOU WOULDN'T WANNA EAT THAT POISONOUS JUNK NOW WOULD YOU????
Sano: *remembers tofu incident* oh no I wouldn't...
Ayame: uncle ken!! What we have for dinner?
Kenshin: *still in broccoli costume* raw broccoli! *big grin*
Suzume: AHHHHHH!!!!!!! UNCLE KEN TURNED INTO A BIG SMILY BROCCOLI!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Ayame: haha... chicken!!! *flaps arms* afraid of uncle ken... *sees kenshin*
Kenshin: *demented grin worn by those evil witch dude before they eat something* why hello there little girl...
Ayame: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off yelling about the teriyaki chicken saving them from broccoli*
Sano: ya know... I'm beginning to think that Yahiko had the right idea with the teriyaki chicken... *starts to leave*
Kaoru: *evil smile* oh no... You're not gonna leave too... ehehehehehe... you're having dinner here... ehehehehehehe...
Kenshin: *identical evil smile* oh of course... ehehehehehehe... raw broccoli is the best, that it is...
Sano: *sweatdrop* er...
Kaoru: NO!!!! WE'RE HAVING COOKED BROCCOLI!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: *draws his sakabatou* are you challenging my idea? *turns back into chibi kenshin for a sec* this is an unkenshin-like idea by the way...
Kaoru: *draw out a kitchen knife* Muahahaha...
Tomoe: HEY!!!! I WAS MISSING THAT OLD KITCHEN KNIFE FOR... A LONG TIME!!!!! *grabs kitchen knife*
Sano: *pointing at Tomoe* who are you?
Tomoe: an old hag
Sano: ah. I see.
Tomoe: yeah whatever... *leaves*
Kenshin: YOU ARE DEFENSLESS NOW!!!!!!!
Kaoru: *takes out a pack of instant noodles* well I needa eat before I fight... im hungry...
Kenshin: yeah? Me too... *takes out raw broccoli and eats it*
Sano: yes... Yahiko had the right idea... *walks to the Akebeko*
Yahiko: buuuuurrrrrpppp... man am I full...
Sano: sheeeeesh!!!! How the heck are you gonna pay for all that?
Yahiko: don't worry... I put it on your tab...
Sano: okay... so exactly how much did you eat?
Yahiko: everything they have... why?
Sano: sigh... my life hates me... *walks away with blue lines and ghost hanging over his head*
Yahiko: whatever...
A/N: random chapter? Yes yes it ish. good? Bad? Flames? Constructive criticism? Or maybe you wanna dump a truckload of leftover fruitcake on my head? Then put it in your review!!!! Bai!!! *waves*
Chapter 12 BROCOLLI WARS!!!!!! And teriyaki chicken!!!!
So it was dinner time again.
Kaoru: I'M GONNA COOK BROCOLLI AGAIN!!!!!!
Yahiko: ewwwwww... im not gonna touch it...
Kaoru: *fiery background* YOU WILL EAT WHAT I COOK FOR YOU!!!!! UNDERSTAND??????
Yahiko: *sticks tongue out* hell no! *runs out yelling at the great food goddess to deliver him teriyaki chicken*
Kaoru: well... I'M STILL COOKING BROCOLLI!!!!!
Kenshin: now now kaoru-dono... we must not cook the broccoli... we will eat it raw
Kaoru: NO!!!!! WE WILL COOK IT!!!!!
Kenshin: *in a broccoli costume* do you know what happens when you cook broccoli?
Kaoru: no. Why should I care?
Kenshin: IT GETS ALL MUSHY AND SQUISHY AND YUKKY!!!!!!!! YOU WOULDN'T WANNA EAT THAT POISONOUS JUNK NOW WOULD YOU????
Sano: *remembers tofu incident* oh no I wouldn't...
Ayame: uncle ken!! What we have for dinner?
Kenshin: *still in broccoli costume* raw broccoli! *big grin*
Suzume: AHHHHHH!!!!!!! UNCLE KEN TURNED INTO A BIG SMILY BROCCOLI!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Ayame: haha... chicken!!! *flaps arms* afraid of uncle ken... *sees kenshin*
Kenshin: *demented grin worn by those evil witch dude before they eat something* why hello there little girl...
Ayame: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off yelling about the teriyaki chicken saving them from broccoli*
Sano: ya know... I'm beginning to think that Yahiko had the right idea with the teriyaki chicken... *starts to leave*
Kaoru: *evil smile* oh no... You're not gonna leave too... ehehehehehe... you're having dinner here... ehehehehehehe...
Kenshin: *identical evil smile* oh of course... ehehehehehehe... raw broccoli is the best, that it is...
Sano: *sweatdrop* er...
Kaoru: NO!!!! WE'RE HAVING COOKED BROCCOLI!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: *draws his sakabatou* are you challenging my idea? *turns back into chibi kenshin for a sec* this is an unkenshin-like idea by the way...
Kaoru: *draw out a kitchen knife* Muahahaha...
Tomoe: HEY!!!! I WAS MISSING THAT OLD KITCHEN KNIFE FOR... A LONG TIME!!!!! *grabs kitchen knife*
Sano: *pointing at Tomoe* who are you?
Tomoe: an old hag
Sano: ah. I see.
Tomoe: yeah whatever... *leaves*
Kenshin: YOU ARE DEFENSLESS NOW!!!!!!!
Kaoru: *takes out a pack of instant noodles* well I needa eat before I fight... im hungry...
Kenshin: yeah? Me too... *takes out raw broccoli and eats it*
Sano: yes... Yahiko had the right idea... *walks to the Akebeko*
Yahiko: buuuuurrrrrpppp... man am I full...
Sano: sheeeeesh!!!! How the heck are you gonna pay for all that?
Yahiko: don't worry... I put it on your tab...
Sano: okay... so exactly how much did you eat?
Yahiko: everything they have... why?
Sano: sigh... my life hates me... *walks away with blue lines and ghost hanging over his head*
Yahiko: whatever...
A/N: random chapter? Yes yes it ish. good? Bad? Flames? Constructive criticism? Or maybe you wanna dump a truckload of leftover fruitcake on my head? Then put it in your review!!!! Bai!!! *waves*