A/n: blah blah blah... here we go again. THE TERROR OF THE RANDOM DISEASE FLOWS THROUGH MY BLOOD!!!! *cough cough cough hack HACK!!* ahem... like I said in previous chapters, I don't own a thing (except for maybe a lolli that I am licking right now...). Here we go...

Chapter 14

Encounters with a Porcelain Vase Part I (everyone knows what porcelain is right? right???)

Kenshin was walking around and sweeping the floor at the dojo while singing.

Kenshin: AHHHHHHH!!!!! ZABENYAAAA!!!!! (from lion king. I don't own)

Kitty cat: shut the f*ck up. I'm trying to sleep... *snores*

Kenshin: sorry. *starts to sweep*

*sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep...*

Audience: WE DIDN'T COME TO SEE KENSHIN SWEEP OUR SOCKS OFF!!!!!

Lark: *whiney voice* but but but... oh fine... ________________________________________________________

After 915,98,746,325,879,556,477,100,359,034,825,621,867,138 sweeps, there is a huge pile of dust and trash in Kaoru's kitchen (there's no way Sano or Yahiko would go in there for another meal...)

Kenshin: hmmmm... where should I dump out all this trash? *is being thoughtful*

Disembodied voice: in here

Kenshin: *hair pops out* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! A GHOST!!!!!!!!

Disembodied voice: im not a ghost stupid.

Kenshin: *not listening* DIE GHOST!! DIE!!! *takes out sword and starts chopping up the kitchen*

Disembodied voice: oh dear... he's a fool...

Kenshin: WHAT??? *noble voice* IN ALL MY LIFE I HAVE LIVED THROUGH HARD TIMES!!! BUT NEVER WAS I CALLED A FOOL!!!! WHY YOU...

Disembodies voice: why don't you just look at the corner of this room by the refrigerator?

Kenshin: *lookie* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I PORCELAIN VASE!!!!!!!! OH THE HORROR!!!!! THE UGLINESS!!!

Porcelain vase: whatever. Now listen.

Kenshin: *listen*

Porcelain vase: just dump all if the dust and trash in here! I can take care of it!!!!! I'll dump it somewhere else in the universe!!

Kenshin: What a good plan. *compliments self* im glad I though of it!

Porcelain vase:

Kenshin: *dumps trash and dust*

Porcelain vase: *glowy and brighttttt* POOF!! ALL GONE!!!! NO MORE TRASH!!!

Kenshin: yay! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In a remote part of animeland...

A warphole opens.

KA BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto: OH MY GOD!!!!! WHERE'D THIS HUGE PILE OF JUNK COME FROM?????

Sasuke: HAHAHA!!!! You're such a frikken loser.

Sakura: YEAH!!!!

Inner Sakura: man... I'm hungry... *stares at junk pile greedily*

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*holy music*

Kenshin: Mr. Porcelain vase. I will be your servant forever. *bow bow*

Porcelain vase: I am honored... *sucks Kenshin inside Porcelain vase world.

Kenshin: @_@x ;;;; diiizzzyyyyy... *tumbles onto ground* owie!!!!

Ranma: Hey, he got you too?

Kenshin: huh? *stares at vast crowd of people*

Vash: He helped me throw out my donut boxes... I was grateful...

Yusuke: but then he sucked us into this dump when he made us say we were his servant...

Heero: .............................................................................. Man I hate porcelain vases.......

Amidamaru: what a shame...

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!

A/N: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! NEXT VICTIM... I mean person that the porcelain vase meets... *drumroll*

MEGUMI!!!!! She ain't so important so I shall stick her in there...