A/N: alright FORGET THE PORECELAIN VASE THING!!! TIME FOR SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE!!!! AND YET I ALL KNOW WHO IT IS!!! Me no own kenshin blah blah blah. Oh yes, inspiration comes from my pal Scotty. I think her id is Scotty9359

Chapter 15....... is it? THE RETURN OF THE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE CHINESE fan!! and sano talks in ham radio phonetics!!

Terrible terrible fan: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AND SO TERRIBLE!!! starts playing with kenshin's sakabatou

Kenshin: HEEEY!! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE??? snatches sword back

TTF: I got here at approximately 6:30 and 12 seconds in the morning

Kenshin: Oh... BUT DON'T PLAY WITH MY SWORD!! YOU COULD DIE!!!

TTF: oh but I'll be careful...

Kenshin: hmm... ok... here- HEY WAIT!!! You don't have hands!!! How do you hold it??

TTF: magical fan power

Kenshin: Oh ok...

TTF: points sakabatou at Kenshin ALRIGHT!!! Kneeshin!! I challenge you to a fight!!

Kenshin: WHAT??? NONONONONONO!!! YOU MUST SAY MY NAME RIGHT FIRST!!!

Yahiko: is rolling around on the floor laughing with his mouth wide open KNEESHIN!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Kenshin: shaddup you!!! (A/N: Kenshin has been very OOC for... oh say THE ENTIRE STORY XD)

Sano: poofs up next to Yahiko foxtrot uniform charlie kilo (ham radio for fuck) sticks a pork bun in yahiko's mouth

TTF: gasp YOU SAID A BAD WORD!!!

Sano: sierra hotel uniform tangouniform papa (shut up)

TTF: fine but I still cxhallenge kneeshin!!!

Kenshin : sweat fine.

TTF: we will compete in pulls paper out of a hat ... outdoor activities?

Kenshin: YAY!!! Outdoor activities!!! takes out darts LAWN DARTS!!!!

TTF: naahhh... takes out a missle LAWN MISSLES!!!! blows up kenshin's lawn darts

Yahiko: raises a sign terrible terrible fan: 1. kenshin: 0. TTF is more creative!

TTF: mufufufufufufufufufuu...

Kenshin: FINE!!! Play jacks!!! takes out jacks and spreads them on the floor

TTF: hmmm... nope! APPLES JACKS!!! takes out apple jacks and throws and apple at them

Yahiko: raises a sign terrible terrible fan: 2. kenshin: 0. TTF is more creative!

TTF: snicker snicker

Kenshin: really pissed FINEEEE!!!! FINEEE!!!! OUTDOOR COOKING!!!! makes a fire and roasts marshmallows

TTF: awww... how quaint... roasts huge chunks of meat in front of an open- pit barbecue

Yahiko: eat meat yummm... TTF: 3 Kenshin: 0... yummm... TTF wins!!!

Kenshin: hey wait a second!!!

TTF: gulp... what?

Kenshin: how can it be the RETURN of the ttf if the ttf never came before????

TTF: darn he found out...

Kenshin: yeah!! I win!!!

TTF: pooie poofs away in a puff of pink smoke

Kenshin: walks off singing the puff the magic dragon song puff, the magic draaaagon, lived by the seeeaaaaaa... A/N: okay that was extremely short. But I don't have much time left. Cya!