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Chapter 1: Awkward
Kyou Sohma woke up on the roof of Shigure's house after a couple of rough hours of sleep.
For some reason, though, he mysteriously couldn't fall back to sleep. This really pissed Kyou off. But then, he got an idea, a somewhat horny idea (at least for Kyou's standards). He would sneak onto the other side of the roof and watch Tohru sleep.
Nothing really horny about that, but hey, its Kyou's mind and he should have the right to think whatever he wants, be it horny or not.
So, he snuck to the other side of the roof and bent down to look into Tohru's window. She was sound asleep in her pink little bed, next to her pink little dresser, which had pink little ribbons and a pink little hairbrush on it. Pink little walls surrounded all of this.
Kyou could already feel himself about to throw up, but he snuck in through the window with its pink little curtains and pulled a pink little chair from its pink little desk and sat at the end of Tohru's pink little bed.
He had probably sat there for about a half an hour when she began to stir. She opened her eyes quickly, sensing someone else in the room with her. It was still pretty dark so she couldn't see that well. She sat up and saw a dark figure sitting by the end of her bed.
"ARGGH!" she screamed.
"Arggh? That's a new one" Kyou said sarcastically.
"Kyou-kun? Is that you?" Tohru quickly stopped her spazzing after hearing his rough voice.
"Yeah, sorry 'bout that." Kyou answered.
Dammit! I gotta think of a good excuse for being here!>Kyou thought to himself.
"Well, you know, you were snoring so loud I could hardly get some sleep." This was partially true.
"I'm so sorry! I won't do it ever again! In fact…" "WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!" Kyou's tried to control his anger a little bit that time when he saw Tohru shrink back.
"Wait, that's not what I meant. Damn you're so gullible!" Tohru gave him her goddamn retarded look she always gives what the hell is going on.
"Actually, um…you know, I just came here to watch you sleep. It wasn't like I was gonna do anything or anything and I didn't expect you to wake up!" Kyou put his hand to his head, resting it on his knee.
"Damn, I don't even know what the hell I'm sayin'!"
He was making ready to jump onto the roof again when Tohru caught his arm.
"Oh, wait…ummm…if its ok, I'd like you to stay with me for a bit longer."
Kyou could see her blushing, in fact, she almost began to match her room, blushing is very contagious in Kyou's case because he began to do it too.
"Ah, what the hell." He said, sitting back in the chair.
"But just for a little bit you hear? This room makes me sick!" Tohru giggled a little, layed back down in bed, and closed her eyes.
Authoress's Notes: Hey people, this is my first fanfiction and what could be a better subject than Fruits Basket? The later chapters will have more comedy in them but keep in mind that these chapters can be read in any order because each one has nothing to do with the other unless directed. So I hope you enjoy The Random Adventures of the Random Sohma Family. I'd love to hear your opinions on the story so R&R.
Arigatou and Ja ne, minna!