See, if we owned Harry Potter, we'd be out there making millions and signing autographs, not sitting our sorry butts on uncomfortable computer chairs and eating donuts while writing fanfictions.

The Burning Light Between Us

Once there was a boy named Harry.

Or was he a man?

Was he very hairy?

If he was, that would've been scary.

Harry was depressed.

But he was always the best dressed!

His hair was black and crazy

But he was going to kill Voldemort so he was not lazy!

Harry had a wand

But he did not find it in a pond

But was it a wand?

Or was it a stick?

Hermione called Harry "thick"

Ron was Harry's best friend

They'd be together 'till the end

Cho was ugly and I hate her

So let's all have some fun and flame her!
Burn, Cho, Burn!
(The bongos stop, Emmy hangs her head, the beret falls off, and the lights go out. This is greeted by the snapping of multiple fingers)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, this is our first fic, so be nice. We know its short, but well be adding another poem-thingy every day. So don't hesitate to R&R!

TheThreeSadLostOgSlightlyMadSouls,

Charletto, Emmy, and Cocabella

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (and a side of spam)