Okay....to put our ownership rights to Harry Potter simply....WE OWN NOTHING. Damn it. So please R&R.
A Day in the Life of a Nocturnal Being
Hedwig was an owl.
She ate things that were foul.
Yes, Hedwig was an owl.
Harry Potter's owl to be exact.
But no, she was not a cat.
Hedwig was a white bird
Now isn't that absurd?
Hedwig loved Harry very much
All she wanted to do was touch.
She lived in the owlery, and felt ignored
It was horrible to be bored.
Why did Crookshanks and Scabbers get all the glory?
Why were they the main pets of the story?
Crookshanks was ugly and Scabbers was evil.
Scabbers was a little weevil.
Hedwig liked to eat Harry's ear.
She had a tingly feeling whenever he was near.
Until the one day when she got shot and stuffed
And her life as Harry's pet was snuffed.
Burn, Cho, Burn.
(5 years later, upon accepting the noble peace prize, Coca cried tears of joy and waved to the stuffed Hedwigs in the audience. However, the trueHedwig was part of her ever-so-fashionable hat.)
QUICK! REVIEW BEFORE THE SPACESHIP SELF-DESCRUCTS in ten. nine. eight.AAAAHHHHHURRY!!!!!!!!!
(oh, and a big thank you to our first reviewer, bigsmileygirl-3!)