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NTS: Stuff.

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The girl walked down the stairs to the kitchen, where one would expect to find a banana. There was a tall bald man there, instead.

"Hello!" the girl said cheerfully.

'I Want Candy' could be heard being sung from somewhere upstairs.

Butler glanced in the music's direction, then back to the girl. "Who are you?"

"My name's Jessica!" no it wasn't.

"Did Artemis summon you?"

"Yep!" not intentionally, though.

"Why?"

He didn't have a reason. "To find a banana!"

This confused the bodyguard moreso than Artemis randomly summoning a girl. His charge was deathly allergic to yellow.

"Not for him, though."

Ah, that made more sense.

"He wants me to find a banana because he says I need one."

"I...see."

"I'm going to go find one, now."

"Okay."

"See ya."

"Fine, then."

"G'bye!"

She walked out of the kitchen. Where else would one expect to find a banana in a house? Of course! In the Attic! Did Artemis have an attic? Why not. He's got everything else.

So, she followed the stairs until she could go up no more. Then she went up a bit further. She realised she had gone too far and went down a ways. Here it was. The attic.

It was a large attic. Probably not big enough to fit a football field into, but still pretty darn big. It was also filled with boxes.

So, where to start? Boxes after boxes of what could possibly be bananas. Well, there was a box next to her. It smelled of wednesday. She migh as well start there.

Meanwhile, Artemis was cleaned up as well as could be expected under the current circumstances. Which were pretty good, actually. So, naturally, he looked almost at his best. No one would be able to tell from his appearance that he had a voice in his head telling him what to wear.

Back with the random chick looking for a banana: She had been through fifty nine point seven two boxes, and had yet to even smell a fruit of any sort. Did they have any bananas at ALL in Fowl Manor?

No matter. She had been summoned and would do what she was told until what she was told to do was done. She would find a banana, even if it meant going down to the supermarket to buy one with her own money.

Wait a second... that wasn't a bad idea...

WHAT wasn't a bad idea?? ((As if you couldn't figure it out...)) Find out if this plan works or not, NEXT time! Same fan place, same fic channel!