I hate this....I hate this....I hate this....I absolutely HATE admitting that we don't own Harry Potter! WHYYYYY!!!!!
Please note: If anyone is offended in any way by this poem, please do not hesitate to submit a review, telling us so. We will be glad to remove this chapter/poem for you. We (the authors) are not Jewish, and although we do not think anyone should feel offended by this, I urge you again to please notify us and we will remove it.
Jewish child at Hogwarts
I am Jewish and unloved
For nodreidel is to be seen
At this castle
Which is so mean
Christmas trees flock about
Heck, some even walk about
While I sing and prance about
"Put on your yamulkah!
It's time for Hannukah!"
I shout
My friends are getting sweaters, ugly ones, true
While I am in the corner saying, "Boo Hoo"
For Hanukkah has come and gone
No one has sung the Hannukkah Song
Instead they mention chestnuts roasting over an open fire
I like chestnuts too
So why not just invite me in and let me have a few?
Burn, Cho, Burn.
(We are sad to say that we are not the authors of this poem. We happened upon it while prancing around Hogwarts, singing a really funny guy's songs. On the Opal Wilfred show, and in her old age, Hermione claimed the poem to be hers. After having her people sue our people repeatedly, she gained back the rights to the poem. She gave it back to us as a Hanukkah gift with a note that said she forgives us for using her trademarked line: "Burn, Cho. Burn." )
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