possibly our weirdest chapter yet. Don't forget to R&R!
JK Rowling: (on the streets, holding up a sheet of paper) RIGHTS TO HARRY POTTER! COME BUY THE RIGHTS TO HARRY POTTER!
Emmy and Cocabella: OOH! OOH! We'll buy them! How much?
JK Rowling: $20. (takes money) SOLD! to the crazy fanfiction writers!
Charletto: Cocabella....Emmy...wake up...
Tribulations of an Anonymous Sock
this is to be sung, not chanted or recited dramaticallyto the beatof a bongo, but sung sweetly to the tune of the harp.
I am a sock.
And Dumbledore loves me.
I smell and am sweated on.
But Dumbledore loves me.
There is a hole near my big toe!
If I had a nose that's where it would go
But Dumbledore loves me.
Sometimes I wonder
If this was how life was meant to be-practically a piece of poverty
But then I remember…..
Dumbledore loves me.
He sweats an extraordinary amount for a man of his age.
In shoes, it feels like you are trapped in a cage.
But Dumbledore loves me.
He hangs me by the fire so I can be warm.
And then the next day on Christmas morn,
I am full to the brim with my dear sisters and brothers
We don't have a mother
But Dumbledore loves me.
Though my life is one giant odor
To see his love, you don't need a decoder.
Because Dumbledore loves me
I found one in a Cracker-Jack box one day
But Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore picked it up and threw it away
Because he loves me.
In conclusion I must just saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Dumbledore loves me.
Burn, Cho. Burn.
(In the secret diaries of the anonymous sock above, he once commented, "If only Albus didn't love ALL of his students so much…then maybe I would've been able to travel to the Cho burning trial, when in fact I was on his left foot making conversation with the sweat particles that glistened so beautifully. I picked up a hot one; her name was Georgia. She died when he showered, but Dumbledore loves me.")
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