Fandom: Megaman Legends
Title: PPPPBBBBBBT!
Subject: Megaman in Love
Wordcount: 373. Ooooops.
Pairing : I don't want to mention it.
Characters: Megaman, Roll, the rest of the Casketts and a special, amazing guest
Rating: Extreme end of PG-13
Notes: What a nice smoke that was! I knew I could not keep the sap up for so long with this theme! Probably one of the dumbest things I have ever written.

And it makes me smile.

The Casketts were having breakfast one day, perhaps pondering why their surnames were similar to what they called the containers for corpses, when Roll piped up with that burning hot question that was so hot, it almost lit the kitchen and a good chunk of the Legends fanbase on fire (which Data would have been blamed for it):

"Megaman? Do you love me?"

Megaman's eyes sort of bulged out like a goldfish's as the incest bells and whistles and bombs exploded in his head. Barrel made armpit music in surprise and for lack of a more original response. Data danced. The pixilated picture of green sheep on the wall titled. The Flutter lurched.

Roll furrowed her brow. "Well, do you?"

"Is it right?" Megaman pursed his lips, partially expecting Roll to fling herself at his face like a facehugger would.

Roll remained, her face growing red as her clothes. "You don't love me anymore!"

Megaman was not allowed a chance to reply as she stomped off to her room, crying. He looked at Barrel, who was still giggling and making armpit noises to help alleviate some of the drama in the scene, and sighed.

Megaman turned to Data. "So now what?"

Data shrugged and kept on dancing. Some help he was.

Frowning, Megaman decided to confront Roll all by his lonesome. He knew it would be a dangerous task but if he could stop Megaman Juno and the Bonnes, why not female hormones?

Opening the door to her room, he could not hold in his surprise when he saw Roll undressing herself for Von Bleucher, who was somehow on her bed and grinning madly. Or was when he saw him.

"Why?" Megaman cried, squeezing the doorknob as if it was her hand.

"Because he has more money than you ever will give me for weapon upgrades! That's right! I stole all your money! It's why I have been able to wear the same thing all the time and smell decent without doing all the laundry!" Roll flung her shirt at Megaman. "Now get out of here!"

"Well, that's all fine and dandy. But," Megaman blinked, the shirt crinkling to the floor once it bounced off his chest, "can I join in at least?"

Fin