Charletto: Say it! SAAY IT!!!
Cocabella and Emmy: (hanging upside down over a vat of boiling oil) WE WILL NEVER GIVE IN! WE OWN HARRY POTTER!!
Charletto: (cuts the rope holding the other two up and they fall into the vat)
You're My Angel, Baby
This sacred object never leaves my hand
It saved me from imminent death
Unlike sand.
Gosh! It's my camera, man!
I never leave home without a plan.
I have blackmail of Harry for the times he turned me down
I'm not one to mess around.
My camera's name is Henry, or is it Stan?
No! No!
My gorgeous baby is a girl
(A hot girl, if you ask me.)
Much prettier than that Her-my-o-knee
Aren't you baby?
My schnookey-poo.
Oh how much I dearly love you.
You'll always be there by my side.
You are my joy, my hope, my pride.
Baby, I'll never let you slide.
I never took pictures of Cho because she is evil
Just like Scabbers, she is a weevil
What a cute pair they'd be.
They could start a family!
How could I forget your name, my dear.
Lucky for you I am not Snape. I do not sneer.
I do not like fried eggs and peas.
So give me toaster streudel please.
Burn, Cho. burn.
(Sadly, Colin's camera never took any good pictures. Every last one of them was out of focus. Darn Her-my-o-knee and her anti-blackmail charms. Fin.)
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