Kyuubi-chan goes Human

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Sakura gaped at Kyuubi. My lord, she thought, she eats twice what Naruto eats.....

Well, she thought, gazing at Naruto shoving down his tenth bowl of ramen, maybe not. She sighed. She was still mad at herself for abandoning Sasuke.

"So," Naruto finally said. "How DID you get that body?" Sakura glanced at Kyuubi. THIS should be good.

Kyuubi slurped her ramen, and slammed it on the table. "Oh, THAT. It was fairly simple. I went to the morgue, and took a newer body. And it's still fairly old." Sakura held back her puke.

"Oh, SICK!!" She yelled. "How could you do that, Kyuubi?"

She chuckled. "You spend 15 years in that punk's body and see how you like it." Sakura giggled.

"You have a point." She said.

"Oh-hh, look, it's Sakura and Naruto!" A voice said from behind them.
Sakura turned around. It was Ino and Shikamaru. Shikamaru looked half asleep.

"Oh, INO." Sakura said between gritted teeth. Sure, Ino was dating Shikamaru now, but that didn't change anything between the two feisty girls.

"I thought you were dating Sasuke, Sakura." She said, almost sounding concerned. Sakura knew she wasn't. Actually, she probably was wondering if Sasuke was free now.

"Yeah, well, our date is over now." Sakura said in the sweetest sugar-coated voice she could muster. She hated Ino so much.

"Oh, really..." Ino replied back in a similar way. Kyuubi looked at them.

"Sasuke, huh?" She said wryly. "Hmm, I don't think he's that good looking, actually." Ino and Sakura looked at her, shocked.

"NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING?!" Ino yelled. "NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING?! Girl..." Shikamaru grabbed her arm and dragged her out, Ino cursing all the way.

"I think Ino took that just a LITTLE too far..." Sakura said.

"Really?" Naruto said, staring at her (But still eating). "I remember when you'd do that." Sakura smiled.

"I know. I was immature and stupid. None of it helped me, or impressed Sasuke." She said shyly. "I got smarter, I guess you could say."

"Nee, Sakura, you always were smart." Naruto said, slurping ramen and getting it all over himself.

Sakura blushed.

Why am I blushing?

Because you like him.

Shut up.

Blush, Blush. Doki, Doki. Hear your heart, Sakura? It calls for him, not Sasuke.

"'Ay, Sakura? You okay?" Sakura blinked, and looked at Naruto.

"I'm fine." She snapped. She then turned around and stomped out of the restaurant.

" Huh?" Naruto said.

" Dunno...." Kyuubi said.

Author's notes: Hey, it's me!! Thank you, all you nice ppl who read and reviewed! I feel so loved.....

Anyhow, to those who were interested on how Kyuubi got another body, well, it was there. It was sickening, but it was there. And old dead body....lol. Sorry for disturbing you.

What shall I do next chappie....?

Hmmm....(Wanders off to think about this)