Kyuubi-chan goes Human

Dragon's Shadow

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And I begin the new chapter!

Chapter Three

Sasuke was a loner by nature. Silent and almost shifty looking. One would get a bad vibe off him. Right now, he was looking for Sakura and her explanation for being so weird.

He saw Ino talking, no, yelling at Shikamaru. Something about some little brat.

"Ino." He said quietly. "Where's Sakura?" Ino glanced at him.

"The ramen place with Naruto and some rude brat named....oh, I don't remember." Sasuke's eyes widen a bit. With....Naruto? But....why? He slinked off to find out just that.

Kyuubi was uncomfortable. It was strange, because she felt that something bad was coming to the docile restaurant they were eating at. She glanced over at Sakura. She wasn't eating anymore.

" Sakura-chan?" Kyuubi asked. Sakura looked at her. "Why aren't you eating anymore food?"

Sakura laughed. "I'm full, Kyuubi." Kyuubi's face remained blank.

"What does that mean?" She asked. Sakura laughed again.

"Wow, you're JUST like Naruto!" She giggled. She glanced at Naruto. Who'd fallen asleep? Wow, he's asleep. She thought. He looks adorable....oh god, she was blushing over Naruto again....

"Sakura..." said a voice from behind her. She turned around.

"Sasuke-sama!!" She gasped. "H-hey, what'cha doin'?" Suddenly Kyuubi was standing in front of her with a mad look on her face.

"Go away, Sakura-chan is fine and she's having fun." She growled. Sakura was confused. And quite rightly so.

"Oh, you must be the brat Ino was talking about..." Sasuke said darkly. "Move it."

"Hell no."

" MOVE."

"HELL NO."

"Why not?" Sasuke asked.

Kyuubi looked down and....blushed? "She's MY Sakura-sama, that's why!!" Sakura gasped. Sasuke looked at her strangely.

"You're a weird little brat, you know that?" He said. Sakura just sat there, thinking. Since when? Was what she was thinking. Maybe for a very long time. After all, she's been in Naruto since we met.

"So, brat, I want Sakura, and so do you." Sasuke said. "Fight for her."

"You want me?!" Sakura said. "Wait....DONT'T FIGHT!! LEAVE KYUUBI ALONE!!"

Sasuke and Kyuubi looked at her. Naruto had been woken up and was now looking around wondering what in the hell was going on.

Sasuke just kept staring at her. "What do you mean? That you like this brat better than me?"

"....Sasuke...." She said nervously. "I think you ought to go...." His eyes widened.

"Wha....Why...."

"Please....just, please go...and don't fight."

Sasuke paused for a moment, looking at Sakura like she belonged in a nuthouse. He turned to glare at Kyuubi. Kyuubi returned the favor by looking at him like a bug that needed to be squashed.

"...I'll go." He finally said, still glaring at Kyuubi. "But I refuse to let this brat off without a fight."

"Fine by me, A$$hole." She spat on the ground.
"What's going on?" They all turned to look at the new voice. It was Kakashi. "Really, Sasuke, I'm disappointed in you. Challenging a young girl who isn't even ninja." Kyuubi snarled.

"I can do anything that A$$hole can do!!" She growled angrily. "So get lost! He ain't better than me!!"

"What the hell is going on, Sakura?" Naruto said groggily.

"I'll explain later. I've gotta deal with this crazy mess first." She said solemnly. "Now, you guys! Listen up!!" Sasuke and Kyuubi both looked at her.

"Look, why won't you listen to me? If you love me, than why are you fighting when I said you shouldn't? Show some respect." Kyuubi snarled, but put down her fists. Sasuke put down his weapons. Naruto looked at them like they were nuts.

Have I been transferred to an alternate world or something? He wondered. One where Sasuke loves Sakura and Kyuubi's a lesbian?

"Good." She said happily. "Now, shake hands." Sasuke begrudgingly stuck his hand out. Kyuubi grabbed it and squeezed as hard as she could. Sasuke did the same. Sakura sighed. Well, she thought, it's a truce.

"Uh...." Came Naruto's voice. Her heart thudded a bit. She had forgotten about him! "What in hell is going on?"

Author's Note: Thanks again to all my reviewers!! This is my most popular story. As with Kyuubi's love thing, yeah, I'm crazy, but I work hard to make the story as interesting as possible, so I decided to make Sasuke and Kyuubi hate one another. I just needed a reason why. Sakura was the first thing that came to mind. Besides, I think she'd share some similar attributes to Naruto, and Naruto likes Sakura, so Kyuubi does too.

Stay tuned for the next chapter! I'll update in accordance to reviews made, so if you give me about five, I'll update. Thank you for reviewing!!

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