Psychicfiredemoness: This was the chapter in which I first changed the title because Alex means protector and Kayori's REAL name means princess. It came you me at the Comic Con, yay promotional gifts! And thank you Kayori for taking me!

Kayori: You're welcome.

Hiei: You're both morons and you should destroy this fanfic.

Psychic: Shut up will ya!?

Hiei: No.

Psychic: I'm gonna hurt you man.

Hiei: Hn. Try.

Psychic: /whacks him with the 2x4/

Hiei: That didn't hurt.

Psychic: /growls in anger and beats him until he is no long conscious/

Hiei: ...

Psychic: See and THIS is why ya don't piss me the hell off!

Kayori: Should I say it or are you sane enough to say it?

Psychic: Do you REALLY want me to answer that?

Kayori: ...

Psychic: I own nothing.

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Chapter 5 Training is a serious pain in the ass

-Quick Review-

Both girls are at Genkai's and tried to escape from the detectives...several times. Got chased by some jackass lizard things and learned what they really were. And now we get to see them make attempts at training.

Chapter 5 Training with Kurama

At five am the two girls were awakened by a girl with sea foam colored hair and red eyes named Yukina.

"Don't you think it's kinda early to start training?" Kayori asked sleepily.

"Probably," Alex yawned while rubbing an eye. (If Sapphire is reading this, NOT THAT EYE!!!)

"Oh don't worry, after a few weeks or so you'll get used to it," Botan said once the girls entered the kitchen.

"I really hope we aren't here that long," Kayori stated.

"You two!" Genkai stated walking in, "your training begins in 10 minutes so eat fast!"

The two looked at each other briefly and each scarfed down a bowl of rice.

"You think Genkai's gonna kill us during training?" Alex asked as they exited the temple and waited on the porch. (Is it a porch?)

"I won't be training you," Genkai said.

"When'd you get here!?" both girls cried in surprise.

"Hey wait if you aren't training us then who is?" Kayori asked.

Genkai made a hand gesture over to the side. There stood Hiei and Kurama.

"Kayori will be training with Kurama," Genkai stated.

Kayori got all starry eyed.

"And Alex will be trained by Hiei," she added.

Alex had a seriously miserable look on her face and could have sworn she heard funeral music playing.

"No way in ALL of hell!" Alex stated getting their attention.

"What!?" she yelled.

"You're gonna go kicking and screaming aren't you?" Kayori asked.

"Probably," Alex replied.

"That can be arranged," Hiei said unsheathing his katana.

Alex's eyes widened and she grabbed onto one of the poles holding the roof up. Genkai sighed and went inside.

"Ha! Now try and collect!" Alex yelled at them with a paranoid look. (In other words she has small pupils)

"Pull!" Kurama stated as he, Kayori, and Hiei tried to literally pull Alex off of the pole and had been doing so for the last 5 minutes.

She still didn't let go. Hiei finally got fed up, went over in front of Alex and burned her hands getting her to let go (I've read that somewhere, don't own), and Kurama and Kayori to fly back a few feet as they had been pulling on her still. The three landed in a crumpled heap some five feet away from the temple.

"Are you two alright?" Kurama asked them.

"Yeah," Kayori said.

"I would be better if you two would get off of me!" Alex yelled because she had somehow managed to end up under the two of them.

They then got off, and Hiei grabbed Alex's pony-tail so she wouldn't try to skip out on training. (Again and here it comes) She then kicked him while still on the ground. (Like in Miss Congeniality when she's kickin' his ass at the FBI gym, place thingy...) Then got up and glared at him. He too got up and began strangling her. Kurama had to subdue his friend to keep Alex alive, while Kayori had to keep Alex from trying to beat up Hiei.

"Let me go!" they both yelled trying to free themselves from their restraints.

"Perhaps I should train both of them for today," Kurama suggested.

"Hn," Hiei replied and stopped struggling and Kurama let him go.

Hiei in a flash disappeared.

"Coward!" Alex yelled still trying to free herself from Kayori's grasp.

"Will you quit it!?" Kayori yelled.

Alex stopped and started mumbling to herself. Kayori then let of her.

"We'd better get going it takes about an hour to get to the clearing that we're to train at," Kurama sighed.

"This isn't a clearing, it's a lake side," Alex stated as they reached a small lake.

"So? Is there much of a difference?" Kayori asked.

"For one a clearing tends to be in the woods, and a lake side is down the street from in the house in which I lived, and then we came here," Alex replied.

"Ahem," Kurama said getting their attention, "first I'll teach you how to use normal weapons." He than handed them each a bow and three arrows.

"Now aim at that target," he said pointing at a target at least 200 feet away.

"We can't shoot that! It's too far!" the girls stated.

"Well, you can try," Kurama said trying to sound reassuring.

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Psychic: Well that was an agonizingly short chapter. Hope you liked it.

Hiei: No one likes this story, that's why you only had ten reviews the first time.

Psychic: /feels bad/ That's a lie damnit! People like this story! Just read the reviews. Thank you everyone.

Kayori: You made her feel bad! /Slaps Hiei/

Hiei: What was that for!?

Kayori: For making her feel bad! You really need to listen.

Psychic: Yeah you little pygmy, short, jackass!

Hiei: SHORT!? I'm taller then you!

Psychic: I don't care! You're still short!

Both: /start arguing/

Kayori: Well please review and stuff.

Psychic: Yes I need ideas. /Has Hiei by the throat/

Hiei: /punches Psychic in the stomache/

Psychic: /gets up and kicks him/

Both: /start killing each other again/

Kayori: /sigh/ Please review ya'll.