Love is in the Air
AKA The Misadventures of the Sexually Deprived
AKA The Great Shipper Experiment

Summary: Date: February 14th, Place: Lost City of Atlantis, Rules of Engagement: Anything goes…
Disclaimer: As you all know, they aren't mine... I am simply writing for entertainment.

Chapter 3: Weir/Teyla

Dr. Weir was walking down the hall of the Ancient city when she thought she heard noises coming from a closet. As she walked closer, she was sure she heard voices. And they sounded suspiciously like Major Sheppard and Teyla. She quietly approached the door and opened it.

She was shocked at the sight. Sheppard was leaning up against the wall with Teyla practically draped over top of him. "Oh, I'd like to see you explain this one…" she said as she glared at John.

"I was just… explaining some Earth customs to Teyla," he replied quickly as the two struggled to separate and at least attempt to regain some composure.

"Let me guess, 7 Minutes in Heaven?" John's guilty expression was enough answer for her. Angrily, she turned on her heels and stormed off.

A moment later, she realized someone was following her. Expecting to see a contrite Major Sheppard, she turned around. Instead, she came face to face with Teyla.

"Dr. Weir, I am sorry if we have upset you," Teyla said as she tried to defuse the situation. "It was my fault. We were discussing Valentine's Day and I guess I got… carried away…"

Elizabeth was stunned for a minute before breaking out in laughter. "Wait, let me guess. Major Sheppard mentioned something about a gift?"

Now it was Teyla's turn to be shocked. "Why yes. How did you know?"

"Because I did the same thing to him not twenty minutes ago."

Her eyes narrowed at that statement. "Is that so? Perhaps it is time he learned he shouldn't play with women's emotions."

That peaked Elizabeth's interest. "What do you have in mind?"

A half an hour later, the two women were wandering the halls in search of their target. They found him trying to hide on one of the balconies on the east end of the city. "There you are Major. I've been looking everywhere for you," Elizabeth called out, pleased to see him jump slightly.

"Dr. Weir," he replied. But she cut him off before he could say anymore.

"Don't worry, I'm not mad at you anymore."

"Really?" He found it hard to believe that he had been forgiven so easily.

"I had an interesting chat with Teyla…" she replied. At the mention of her name, the other women then stepped out of the shadows.

John had the distinct feeling that he was being double teamed. "That's nice…"

"I have come to realize that I wasn't angry at the fact that you were in that closet with Teyla," Elizabeth said as she walked over to where Teyla stood on the opposite site of the balcony. "I was angry that Teyla was in the closet with you."

He stared at her in disbelief. Was she really saying what he thought she was saying?

"Elizabeth, I had no idea you felt that way," Teyla replied.

"I've always felt that way…" Then the she placed her hand on the Athosian's cheek and leaned in to kiss her. The kiss was brief but intense. And Sheppard just watched in complete shock.

The two women turned to him and giggled. Then they turned and left, hand in hand.

It was several minutes before John could formulate any coherent thoughts. "I have no idea what just happened, but that was hot…"

AN: For those who don't know, 7 Minutes in Heaven is a game where you basically stick two people in a closet for seven minutes… What they do in there is entirely up to them…