Psychicfiredemoness: /shaking Hiei/ Why does my life suck!?

Hiei: What the hell are you talking about!?

Psychic: /drops him/ I finally put Tantei Trivia back up, which everyone just seems to love and I only have one damn review for it and I put the folklore thing back up.

Hiei: So?

Psychic: /twitches/ I own nothing.

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-Quick Review-

Last time we found out that Allyson was the other one that they needed to talk to. They, being the Tantei. And learned that there are four or seemingly four bad guys, and or villains, and or baddies and or- (Sapphire: Get on with it!) That Marie and Brit were spying and paid for it, so now they are blackmailing the others and have to be trained by the detectives.

-End quick review-

Chapter 8 Juvenile pranks of former middle school preps

"Get up slackers!" Genkai yelled opening the girls' rooms' door at 5:30 am. The girls grumbled and began rising out of their futons. Genkai then left, leaving the sliding door open.

"Uh, Alex what's that on your forehead?" Kayori asked.

"What are you talking about Kay?" Alex asked groggily and rubbed her forehead. When she brought her hand down it was covered with a red substance.

"

It's lipstick!" Alex screeched. Sapphire turned the light on to reveal that she (Sapphire if it doesn't make sense) had marker glasses, Kayori had having cream on her head, Allyson had her face covered in blue eye shadow and Alex had a lipstick third eye.

The four girls looked at each other and yelled, "What the hell!!!" at the same time.

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What!? What is it!?" Yusuke yelled running into the room while the girls were still in their night clothes. He began drooling as Kuwabara ran over too and did the same. (And I got this little bit from my friend) (Let's just say Botan and Yukina lent them some, okay. And for those of you wonder who would be small enough to wear the same clothes as Yukina, Alex is really short)

"Perverts! Get out! Get out!" The four that were pranked yelled and Alex threw whatever was closest at them, which turned out to be a lamp.

"They were only checking us out you bitches!" Marie cried.

"Yes, in a perverted way," Alex glared.

The girls quickly removed anything on their faces and or heads, got dressed and miraculously made their way into the kitchen by 5:45. And missed breakfast because one, Yusuke and Kuwabara were too busy eating everything they could and the two evil preps were blocking the girls from the table.

-6 am-

"Training now!" Genkai yelled at the six girls currently in a verbal fight.

The girls muttered something incoherent and left the room and headed towards the temple's porch.

"I don't see why WE have to train Brit," Marie complained loudly.

"I know! Why can't the others just protect us?" Brit asked.

"Oh wait it's probably cause they'd have THEM protect us," Marie replied, "Then the guys would have to protect them!"

The both of them laughed. Then Hiei walked over and grabbed Alex's throat.

"What is the meaning of this onna?!" He asked holding up a piece of pink, heart patterned paper.

There was a loud slapping sound as Kayori hit him. (Or slapped, which ever)

"Leave her alone you jerk!" she yelled protectively. (Isn't nice when your friends actually care?)

"Yeah what did she do?" Sapphire asked.

Allyson then grabbed the piece of paper and burst out laughing.

"Always knew you liked him!" Allyson laughed.

"What the HELL are you talking about!?" Alex yelled.

Allyson handed her the piece of paper. Alex quickly read it and shredded it.

"Sick and freaking wrong damnit!" Alex yelled and noticed the preps hadn't stopped laughing. "You! You two did this!" she yelled and charged at them.

About that time the other detectives came out and Brit ran behind Kurama saying, "Save me Kura-kun! She's insane!"

And Marie huddled behind Hiei hugging his back.

"Get off baka!" Hiei yelled jumping away before she had a serious grip.

Again Alex ran towards the girl and was restrained by Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara and Sapphire.

"Ya know, I'm not that strong!" Alex commented.

"That's true," Sapphire said.

"Oh shut up!" Alex replied flailing and ended up kicking Kuwabara where it hurts. He slumped to the ground in a fetal-like position. Yusuke and Sapphire were laughing their asses off and Yukina came out.

"Kazuma! Are you alright?" she cried.

The two were now on the ground in hysterics. And Kurama believing the short girl was calmed down released her only to try another murder attempt on Marie, but fell because (Oh did someone trip her perhaps?) she tripped over a vine compliments of the fox boy, and landed FLAT on her face. They all laughed at that except for Kurama who chuckled and Hiei that smirked.

"I'll kill you all, minus you three cause you're my friends!" Alex yelled.

"Sure ya will," Yusuke said.

"Can we just train now! That way I won't have to listen to your shill laughter anymore!" Alex screamed getting several birds to flee from a tree about 75 feet away and making Kurama pass out. (Poor Kurama with his sensitive ears)

"She made Kurama pass out!" Yusuke stated looking at his dazed friend and trying to hold back laughter.

"Maybe it's one of her abilities?" Kuwabara guessed.

"Hey! We're still here!" Marie yelled.

"You honestly think that we care?" Hiei asked up in 'his' tree.

Marie put on a fake sad face. And the other less evil girls rolled their eyes.

"Do you ever shut up!?" Alex asked getting up after FINALLY untangling the vine from her leg, "Oh and Kurama if you are any part conscious, your vine is all torn up now. It made me angry."

"And you didn't even turn into the hulk," Kayori stated. (She called Hiei a hulk clone so don't ask)

"Silence mortal!" Alex shouted.

"Hey!" Yusuke yelled getting their attention. "One, Kurama's training you all today. And two he's awake, and three go train!" Yusuke yelled.

"I hope you know that with the AND you should have only used one, or lessened your 'reasons'," Alex stated getting a glare from the spirit detective.

-Training place where Kurama trained them last time-

"Oh, Kurama-kun, what are we gonna do?" Brit asked. (if you can't tell she likes and is hitting on him a lot!)

Kurama sweat dropped and answered, "We are going to...

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Psychic: Oh the evil of which I am.

Hiei: hits her

Psychic: What was that for!?

Hiei: For the little, letter you sent.

Psychic: That was Marie damnit! Marie! The evil whore that wants to get in your pants!

Hiei: turns blue

Psychic: Poor little Hi-chan.

Hiei: What did you call me onna!?

Scorch: whacks him with her trademark 2x4 Please Psychic continue with your little rant.

Psychic: glares at her Okay well please review I need ideas on how to get revenge on Marie and Brit, I have a couple of ideas thanks to Aniefangirl1 whom is one of my best friends thank you Anime. And should I have them train in speed, strength, strategy, stealth, what? I'm sort of leaning towards stealth cause it's fun to sneak around and scare people. Bwahahaha!

Scorch: Please review everyone.

Psychic: Yes and this story may go bye, bye unless I get ideas. So enjoy what little story there is.