Psychicfiredemoness: Hi people, nope, still can't greet people right.

Hiei: You think you're the only one.

Psychic: Yep, good thing we don't like talking to people, and before we get along any more. Some one had said I should describe the fight between the demons so I might, not sure for this chapter, yet. But I know what Yusuke's gonna make us train in but not Kuwabara, so I still need suggestions. And at some point it's gonna be, they train with the ones that have the same element, sort of, maybe. Like Alex having to train with fire Jagan boy along with Marie. Kayori and Sapphire trained by Kurama, and Allyson and Brit with Kuwabara and Yusuke. But, still need ideas, so don't go getting your hopes up. And if anyone says Kuwabara should train us in Kitty grooming or something, this story WILL suffer greatly.

Hiei: Anyone that talks to you suffers greatly.

Psychic: That's beside the point, hope you all enjoy this chapter. I own nothing.

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-Quick review-

Last time the girls HAD to be trained by Hiei, and being the smart alec, Alex had to run more then she was supposed to and ended up getting attacked by some demons.

-End review-

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Chapter 12 The crap of which we can't live without, supposedly

"How long does it take them to get their stupid stuff?!" Yusuke cried after he and the other three guys had been waiting semi-patiently for the girls to come back out of one of the six portals that stood (Or floated) in front of them.

"They're females, they need their face painting items," Hiei stated. (Does that sound like something he'd say?)

"Oh that's a nice thing to say," Botan said walking past the room.

"It's true," he retorted.

"Baka usotsuki! (Liar)" Alex yelled jumping out of her portal and throwing a book at him, "not ALL girls like make-up, so change your damn opinion Hiei! And besides it looks like YOU are wearing eye liner!" (Or at least it did when he and Kurama first appeared.)

"What the hell is eye liner?" he asked raising a brow.

"Its stuff that Goth boys wear and some girls wear man," Yusuke told him grinning slightly. (Poor Hiei and his small amount of knowledge of humans)

"You know so little of humans," Sapphire added coming out of her portal with a large blue bag.

"You think I care!?" Hiei growled.

"You should, that way you understand them and are able to NOT stand out in a crowd," Allyson said coming out of her own with a bulging green bag.

"Uh, you guys I really doubt he cares," Alex said seeing him getting angrier. (SEE, she is smart, she already knows not to mess with Hiei, probably cause he kept beating her, so to speak)

"Yeah you guys! Leave poor Hi-chan alone!" Marie said stepping out with three large bags of different shades of blue. Followed shortly by Brit with three similar bags of white.

Finally Kayori came out after about five more minutes.

"What in hell took you so long!?" Alex asked.

"I couldn't find my stuff! The demon child hid most of it!" Kayori replied.

"Yeah, well at least YOUR brother wasn't pawning your stuff off on the internet!" Alex said with narrowed eyes.

"Don't tell me he sold your Game Cube," Sapphire said.

"Got it right here," Alex replied holding her bag up, which was hot pink and black. (Sorry I like those colors), "But he got my computer games, meaning all of my damn Sims games!" she added holding a fist up and glaring at where the portal had been moments before all of them had closed.

"Uh, Alex you have SERIOUS issues!" Allyson said.

"Na ya think?" asked Sapphire.

"Will you two stay out of my affairs now?" Alex asked coldly.

"Nope!" the two replied.

"Right, well now that all of you have your things I'll show you to your individual rooms," Genkai said entering the room.

-Next day; 5:45 am-

"What are you training us in Yusuke?" Alex asked with a yawn.

"Simple, you guys are gonna go up and down the billion stairs of the temple!" Yusuke replied.

"That is truly the stupidest thing I've ever heard for training," she replied.

"So?" Yusuke asked.

She twitched as she and the other girls began walking down the stairs.

-Later that day; or to be technical 10 hours later, so it's now about 3 or 4pm-(Damn Yusuke!)

"So many stairs!" Brit complained.

"Then let's like do something fun," Marie said as Alex started walking back down the stairs, and tripped her. (They were at the top of the stairs)

"You /crash/ stupid /crash/ brat!" Alex screamed as she tumbled down the stairs head first and would have hit her friends IF they hadn't moved and TRIED to catch her. (That was something that kinda happened once, my brother tripped me down some stairs and I fell head first and hit the couch, stupid auntie's house, not my auntie, just the house, or at least the stairs. And he will pay damnit!)

"You ok?" they yelled running down the stairs along with Yusuke, while the preps clutched their sides in laughter.

"Just peachy, how 'bout you?" Alex replied face down in the dirt.

And if THAT wasn't bad enough, a crow flew down and started pecking at her head. Causing Allyson and Sapphire to laugh, and the stupid preps to laugh even harder making tears form in their eyes.

"Stupid bird!" she yelled jumping up and getting the crow to fly away. (My friends will get the joke about the crow)

"There's the /laugh/ proof!" Sapphire and Allyson laughed.

"Will you shut up?" Alex glared murderously, then RAN up ALL the stairs and punched Marie in the head.

"You stupid bitch! What did 'I' do?" Marie asked through fake tears.

"Oh, quit the damn act you stupid brat, NO one and I mean NO ONE cares about what you have to say! You stupid, sluty, nasty, evil,-"Alex yelled but got cut off by Hiei slapping a hand over her mouth. "/Muffled yelling/!" she screamed and hit his hand away. "What the hell!?"

"I stopped you from doing something stupider then usual," he stated, as the others once again walked up the stairs.

"What the hell do you mean 'usual' you stupid jerk!?" she yelled in his face and before she knew it had been punched in the gut and was being chocked, again more or less. (My friend helped me with this part, it's kinda different then me and her talked about though, it's less embarrassing this way.)

"Uh, Hiei she's turning purple, now blue, now gre-"Kayori warned right before Alex threw up.

But Hiei was up in a tree before it even hit the ground.

"Ew!" the preps said.

"What the hell is wrong with you shojo!?" Hiei yelled sweating with a paranoid look on his face.

"Me!? You punch me really hard you jerk!" Alex yelled shaking a fist at him after wiping her mouth off, "Oh and you two, people throw the hell up! It's natural!" She yelled at the preps.

"It's like disgusting though!" Brit said.

"I'm surprised you know that 'big' of a word," Alex and Hiei said in unison then glared at each other for it.

"See you two do act alike!" Yusuke grinned.

"No we don't!" the two yelled and again glared at each other.

"Yes you do!" Yusuke yelled back.

"Shut up you three!" They heard Genkai yell from the temple.

"You shut up grandma!" Yusuke yelled.

"Don't make me come out there dimwit!" Genkai screamed.

Yusuke quieted but glared at the temple as Kurama walked out towards them.

"What's up Kurama?" Yusuke asked.

"It seems Koenma doesn't want the girls' minds to go to waste, so they are to be attending school with you and I," Kurama replied.

"Who's going to my school?" Yusuke asked.

"Alex," he replied and in about three seconds she was in his face.

"What grade do you think I'm in Kurama?" she asked eerily calm.

"Uh, 6th?" he guessed.

"I'm a ninth grader you stupid bastard!" she screamed. (People think I'm a 6th grader because not only am I short I'm freaking small for my age, take that however you guys want.)

"Oh," Kurama said with a slightly dazed look on his face, "then I suppose we should have Koenma enroll you at the academy."

He then went back inside to call Koenma.

"You're a 9th grader?" Yusuke asked in surprise.

"Yes what did you think! That I skipped about three grades!?" she yelled.

"Yep," he admitted.

"I really hate you right now," Alex stated.

"More then Hiei?" Yusuke asked.

"Who said I hated him?" she asked.

"Well cause you guys are always trying to kill each other," Sapphire suggested.

"Okay so there IS that but I'm always punching or kicking or somehow injuring them," she said pointing at her friends.

"That's true," they agreed.

"Cept she's smart enough to not hit me," Sapphire said.

"You hit hard! And hit back!" Alex cried.

"So doesn't Hiei?" the others asked.

"Yep, I have NO logic!" Alex proclaimed, "Or I'm psychotic, and violent, and cynical, and cold-hearted."

"I'm going with the second one," several of them said.

"Shut up!" she yelled.

"Dinner!" Yukina called from the porch.

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Psychic: Figures that I'd leave you all hanging right there, sorry, I hope you all like this chapter and review. Oh and sorry Hiei.

Hiei: Hn.

Psychic: Right well please give me suggestions for what happens at Kurama's school. I got ONE from a friend for the guys being perverts, but I need more then that or I'm not going to be able to finish this story! I'll take basically anything, sci-fi skits, fights breaking out, demons attacking, even (dun, dun, DUN!) random romance.(A story I helped with got a couple reviews asking for romance between 2 of the OC's it's called Anime World YYH Gang meet the Real World YYH Gang, so if you like this story please read it)

Kayori: Are you feeling okay? Feels her forehead

Psychic: Don't touch my forehead! And I'm desperate! I really need ideas, and I want this story to stay on! It's something I'm actually proud of writing!

Sapphire: What about the Jurassic Park Yu Yu Hakusho cross over?

Psychic: No, I just like both of those subjects. Jurassic Park rules! And so does YYH!

Hiei: You ARE insane shojo.

Psychic: So? Please review. And again read just HOW desperate I am.