Psychicfiredemoness: Hi people and thank you for reviewing and crap like that.

Hiei: Get on with it!

Psychic: Hehehe… Well I got one, two, three… Three reviews saying the pairing should be Alex x Hiei. Does anyone agree with this?

Hiei: Probably, baka ningen.

Psychic: Don't call my reviewers that you jerk!

Hiei: Hn.

Alex: Or perhaps he's just anxious for the final result?

Allyson: Why cause people said you should be with Hiei[Perverted grin

Alex: Pervert no[Punches her You bastard!

Hiei: Baka.

Psychic: SHUT UP!!! I'd like to thank Sapphire767, alover and Sroa Dwin for reviewing. And or answering the question in question. But whatever. I own nothing!

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-Quick Review-

They got to school and got flashed by a major pervert! And screamed bloody freaking murder! But now for our classes, please enjoy.

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Chapter 16 Classes oh joy to the world[Sarcastic

-Principals office-

"Are we in trouble or like something?" Marie asked the tall balding man that was the principal. (If you saw the episode at Kurama's school, maybe that one dude was just the teacher, ya ever think of that! Huh punks did ya!? Ahem, I'll continue now.)

"No, if you had listened to Suichi then you would know we're getting our schedules," Alex sneered.

"Oh, you all know Suichi? He's the schools top student you know, very bright that one, and popular with the ladies," the principal said sighing at the last part and stood up to look out of the window.

The non-preppy girls looked at each other with looks of great amusement.

"Um, about our classes sir, um sir?" Alex asked after three and a half minutes of the principal starring out of the window, "SIR!!!"

"Huh, um what? Oh yes your classes!" he said rubbing the back of his head, "here they are," he said handing each of them a sheet of paper, "now I've called Suichi here to take you to your classes." Just then a knock was heard at the door, "come in."

The door opened to reveal, the janitor. (Ha you thought it'd be Kurama huh?)

"Can I talk to you sir?" he asked.

"Can't this wait until later?" the principal asked.

"I don't think so Mr. Takana, (Hm, almost like Tanaka isn't it? Sorry about the name, I couldn't think of anything) someone from Rugafugi middle school blew up another toilet," Kurama said walking into the office.

"Oh, hello Suichi-san," Mr. Takana said.

"Hello sir," Kurama replied politely, "I'm ready to take them all to their classes now." (If you're wondering why I didn't have him say girls, it's cause Hiei is in there too)

"Yes I believe so, you may all go now, except you Mr. Kanirinin (Meaning janitor)," said Takana and the others left the room.

-Outside office-

"That was a ridiculous waste of time," Hiei scoffed.

"Agreed, for once," Alex added quickly making the smart ass comment.

"Baka shojo," he replied.

"Baka shonen," Alex retorted earning a lump on the back of her head, "you jerk!"

"Ahem, what classes do you have?" Kurama asked stopping Alex from slugging Hiei and getting hurt even more.

"Omoiyari, Jaito, Lashiki, and Hema," Alex said.

"So Math, Science, Home Economics and P.E." Kurama said.

"I have Kaitashi, Omoiyari, Lashiki, and Hema too," Kayori said.

"I got Kayoko, Kaitashi, Jaito, and Hema," Sapphire said.

"What do we all have P.E.?" Allyson asked.

"Probably, she's the only P.E. teacher," Kurama stated with a small sigh.

"I've also got Onmashi, Mitanashi, Jaito, and then Hema," Allyson finished.

"I have the shojo's classes," Hiei growled glaring at his schedule.

"YOU have home ec?" Alex said trying to stifle her laughs and failed MISERABLY, and THAT was an understatement.

She ended up with a black eye, welt on her arm, five lumps on her head and a bloody lip.

"You. Are. A. Serious. PRICK HIEI!!!" she yelled holding the back of her head.

"Don't mock me shojo," he stated menacingly.

"Oh I am so scared," she said sarcastically wiping the blood from her lip.

"You should be," he replied. (O.o would he really say that?)

"Heh, try me!" she glared.

In about a second the tip on his katana was touching the tip of her nose.

"Shut up," she snapped at him knocking the sword to the side, and got hit on the head with it, AGAIN, "Burn in hell!"

"No thank you," he replied sheathing his sword.

"Shall we go to class now?" Kurama asked, "and Kayoko teaches band class, and Mitanashi teaches computer class."

"Sweet I got computers/band!" yelled the one with that class.

The others all sweat dropped and were shown to their classes.

-Ms. Omoiyari; Math; 1st class of the day-

Alex, Marie, and Hiei all had math first. Hiei and Alex took seats in the VERY back corners, and Marie being the stupid tramp she was sat by Hiei in hopes of gaining his interest, IF you get my drift and I bet you do. And it was to his great annoyance, as if you didn't know that already!

"WHY do you have to sit by me baka onna!?" Hiei hissed at Marie, because one, she already had stupid prep friends that were following her, two some baka ningen that had a thing for her were basically stalking her in hopes of getting either a date or one night stand, and three she wouldn't shut the HELL up!

"Cause! You're like so totally hot!" Marie stated along with one or two of her followers.

'I'm a fire demon, of course I am! Baka onna!' Hiei thought acidly at her stupidity. (He thinks she meant literally hot if yeah can't tell.) Then wondered WHY the OTHER baka wasn't bothering him probably in hopes of another small fight, even though she had lost all of their little scrabbles. (Okay if you're wondering, this is kinda like Hiei point of view, non third person thing. Like in a book it goes to say three people and it's pretty much how one of them is talking and crap, you understand it? Cause I'm not even sure what the HELL I just said.) And found her quietly reading in her corner, her once was bruising eye now completely swollen. (Not like um, how do I say this uh not all swollen together but puffy. Alex: Oh and I bet you didn't think I was gonna be all model student did ya! Did ya! Why can't anyone think of me in fics as more then just a kid who likes to try and fail at hurting Hiei[Cries, not really I don't cry, okay once in front of people because our friend had to move far, far away to Missouri!)

"What?" she mouthed at him.

"Miss Jaganshi!" Ms. Omoiyari called.

"Um, yes ma'am?" Alex asked sitting up straight really fast.

"If you be so kind as to STOP starring at Mr. Jaganshi, what is the answer?" Omoiyari asked.

The class started laughing at the teachers' comment, as both fire demons turned red.

"7 squared," Alex stated meekly.

"Correct, see class some people ARE smart even if they stare at boys all day," Ms. Omoiyari added making Alex have her head hit the desk with one of those squiggly lines above her head., while, of course, the class laughed again and Hiei started snarling. (Like he did before he told Yusuke and Kurama to shut up about Yukina looking for her brother in the tournament)

-Mr. Kaitashi; Social Studies another first class-

Brit, Kayori and Kurama all had this class, which is SUCH a joy, first. Both girls sat on opposite sides of Kurama glaring at each other every so often and getting the kitsune to sweat drop throughout the entire class.

"Does anyone know the answer? What about you miss uh Nelson, was it?" Mr. Kaitashi asked politely.

"Uh, what was the question again?" Brit asked after snapping out of her Kurama starring daze.

Kaitashi sighed and said, "Who was the second U.S. president, you should know this, that's why I asked."

"Thomas Jefferson?" Brit guessed.

"Wrong, Miss Tsumi, do you know?" Kaitashi sighed and turned to Kayori.

"Uh, um, uh… John Adams?" Kayori basically asked.

"Correct. Now"then he continued as Kayori beamed and Brit glared.

-P.E.; everyone's last class-

During the day Hiei completely killed an oven because it 'angered' him because he couldn't figure out how to use it ad is WAY to prideful to ask someone for help. Marie blew up several beakers in science and became miss popularity, and managed to make Alex the number one enemy of the school and the only people not pelting her with food, or paper were her friends and Hiei, and surprisingly was quiet about the whole ordeal, that and several lonely perverts tried to lift up the girls skirts, and got several slap marks. And some preps came over to threaten Alex, Sapphire, and Kayori for trying to 'take' Hiei or Kurama. (I'd like to thank Anin for this part because she once suggested something, can't remember but give credit where credit is due.)

"Why in ALL that is natural would I try to 'take' him from you guys, when he's CLEARLY interested in you and you clearly own him?" Alex asked mockingly, and hiding it in her voice.

Seemingly happy the preps went away smiling.

"Sometimes stupid people are a good thing," Alex stated smugly.

"Yep," Agreed Kayori as they were getting dressed to go home or back to Genkai's temple after running two miles.

"At least that was better then being trained by Jagan boy," Alex stated with a fang.

"Yep," Sapphire replied, "cause he's evil!"

"Damn straight," Allyson added as they walked out of the locker room before any one else.

They saw Marie flirting with some boys that hadn't yet dressed for home as Hiei neared the locker room with Kurama.

"Wonder what the sluts doing this time?" Alex wondered aloud.

"Who cares," Sapphire replied shrugging.

A few minutes later the boys entered and came back in about thirty seconds with a bundle of black. Then the two demons enter, and in about another thirty seconds Hiei's yells could be heard. He then ran out in his boxers with his sword raised above his head and ran towards the boys that stole his outfit, and then Marie came over holding his clothes in hand.

"Give them back onna," he growled dangerously.

"First give me a kiss, and I'll think about it," Marie stated.

"Wow Marie is capable of thought," Alex muttered to the others getting a couple laughs.

"I'd rather eat my sword," Hiei stated coldly. (That's saying something man.)

"Fine then," Marie said and went into the locker room, came back a minute or two later and was wearing his outfit.

"NOW I don't want the outfit, it's been infected by whatever diseases you've gotten," he snapped and was gone in a flash.

"Oh, that was cold, man," Alex laughed.

"Oh shut up! You stupid bitch!" Marie said with tears in her eyes.

-End chapter 16-

Psychic: That is the longest damn thing I've ever had the time to write. And I hope you all liked it, it took about four hours to type.

Hiei: You need to stop watching television while tying.

Psychic: Silence!

Hiei: Hn.

Psychic/hits him/

Hiei/hits her/

Both/glare/

Alex: How long will this take?

Kurama: A fair while.

Sapphire: Yep.

Psychic/still glaring/ Please review and just answer the pairing type thing, cause I got a couple saying romance and not to be the mean person I am but I'm ignoring those but that wasn't what I asked. I'm sorry!