Author's Note: Hi everyone! And welcome to the reload of Fic #90! A story I wrote early last summer that brought the entire, 2-year-long, "oujo" sub-plot of my storyline to a close and ended up being the victim of an incident. But now its back with new chapter-titles and single-spaced Corners! :D
For those who haven't read my most current fic, yes I am still writing "Slushie", I'm just loading this story's chapters while I'm writing the other one. The order should go:
Today/Tuesday: Part 1 of Kakarroujo
Wednesday or Thursday: Part 2 of Kakarroujo
Friday: Part 5 of Slushie
Monday: Part 3 of Kakarroujo
Tuesday or Wednesday: Part 4 of Kakarroujo
Wed/Thurs/or Fri: Piccolo Oneshot :)
Unlike my other fics, I can't add in scenes or ideas suggested by reviewers since this story has already been written. I will however give brand new reviewer-replies to reviewers and have them either inplace or before the spot where the original ones are.
W A R N I N G: This Fic is rated PG-13 for wish-influenced actions. If anything bothers you, P L E A S E click the back button on your browser. Thank you. -Chuquita
7:35 PM 6/21/2004
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By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep #25 "Tenshinhan Screams!! This is My Last Kikouhou!"
Vegeta: That's a good plan. I wish you luck.
Vegeta: Should you be distracted? You'll lose your chance.
Piccolo: You're a confident one. But you'll only be able to keep that dumb look on your face until Son Goku gets here.
Vegeta: And who is that?
Vegeta: Your ace?
Piccolo: You can look forward to it.
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Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I wonder if I would've looked forward to it had I known now what I knew then about "Son Goku".
Goku: HEE——
Chuquita: (blows lil party horn) ▫FWEEP▫!
Goku: (throws confetti in the air) HOORAY!
Vegeta: That was an odd transition.
Goku: (grins) Silly Veggie, we are cheering because this is a happy o-ccation!
Chuquita: (also grins) It's our 90th fic!!
Vegeta: (gawks) You're kidding me.
Chuquita: Nope! This one's number 90! Which means in 10 more fics we're going to be celebrating fic number 100!
Goku: (toots bigger party horn) ▫BEEEEEEEEP▫!
Chuquita: I'm also excited because this is our first non-movie-related fic whose had to be bumped up to the PG-13 rating.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Personally I'm worried.
Chuquita: Why? Cuz Son-kun gets to make a wish for Shenlong to grant him?
Vegeta: (looks over at Son)
Goku: (grinning super-widely) :)
Vegeta: (pales) ...YES.
Goku: (eager) And does little Veggie know what my wish is going to BE?
Vegeta: (gulps) Yes....
Goku: HEE—— I'm going to get to be Veggie's Oujo for a whole 24 hours and it is going to be the best 24 hours I have ever had EVER!
Vegeta: Uh.... (tries to think) (to Chu) But shouldn't the dragonballs be inactive right now, seeing as the last time we used them was in late/November-early/december of last year?
Chuquita: Well, they should be...unless Dende decided to restore them early incase Gohan or Videl had any would like granted as a late wedding present for when they came back from their honeymoon.
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita :)
Vegeta: (flatly) You got around it, didn't you?
Chuquita: Aw come on Veggie, it's only for a day. It's not like you're going to gain any PERMANENT LASTING DAMAGE from all this.
Goku: (chirps) Yeah Veggie! You won't get any "permanent lasting damage" until so after the Bebi episodes in gt!
Vegeta: (promptly pulls out a jacket and puts it on to paranoidly cover his arms) ...
Goku: (contently rubs Veggie's left-arm)
Vegeta: ?! (yanks arm away) DON'T TOUCH IT!!
Goku: (blinks) ?
Chuquita: OH! Also in a non-fic-related comment; Goggie will be in Budoukai 3!
Gogeta: HOORAY!
Vegeta: (rubs his eyes) Eh?
Chuquita: And so will Jitto, King Bejito, and Bardock! AND Goku, Veggie, and Goggie all get their ssj4 forms as well!
Vejitto: What a-bout me?
Chuquita: I'd hope you'd get yours, it would seem strange if they didn't give it to you too.
Vegeta: (points to fusions, flabbergasted) HOW did they even GET here!?
Gogeta: (happily) Aw Toussan, you know THAT!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) No, no I don't.
Vejitto: (chirps) Neither do I!
Chuquita: Also, Brolli will be in Budoukai 3.
Goku: (bursts into ssj4 and glomps Veggie, hissing in random directions protectively)
Vegeta: ...help?
Chuquita: BUT, Brolli is NOT in this fic.
Goku: (powers down to normal) OH! (lets go of Veggie) (grins) I am content once again!
Chuquita: Here's the fic!
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Summary: Just one little wish? After Dende restores the dragonballs early, Goku decides to sneak out at night and make a wish for something he's been wanting for a long while, to be Veggie's Oujo. Will the 24 hour-long wish be enough to show Goku if what he really wants is truely what he really wants? And how will the wish affect those around him, including Veggie? Is being Veggie's Oujo all its cracked up to be?
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Part 1 Chapter Titles: Belated Gifts l The Seme Shirt l Fusion Sandwich l Veggie's Oujo for real? Goku's Wish l Dragonball Hunt l Phone Call l Veggie's House – The Final Dragonball l Make a Wish! l Sleepy l Veggie in a Gi l
Goku: Heeheehee——
Chuquita: Here we go!!
Vegeta: (gulps)
" Aww! Look Goku-san! Gohan and Videl sent us a post-card from their cruise! " Chi-Chi came inside with the mail. She
closed the door behind her, " It was surprisingly nice of Hercule to pay for it. Wow a month-long cruise...I wouldn't be
surprised if they came back with Videl carrying the first of our many grandchildren. "
" Hmmhmmhmm... " Goku hummed as he sat at the kitchen table, snacking on a fish while doodling something.
" I wonder if they're attached to any name inparticular. If its a girl I was thinking they could name her Chi-Chi Jr,
after me, and if its a boy--after you; "Goku Jr". "
" Haha! " Goku sat back in his seat holding the paper up above himself to get a better look at it.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " You weren't listening to a word I just said, were you? "
" Hm? Oh hi Chi-chan! Wanna see my drawing? " Goku asked happily.
" Is the Ouji in it? "
" Yes. "
" No. "
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
Chi-Chi sweatdropped and sat down at the kitchen table with him, " I still don't see why you like that crazy little
monster so much. " she sighed.
" Aw, Veggie's not crazy OR a monster, Chi-chan. Veggie's real nice and I luv him SO MUCH! " Goku stared down at
the picture.
" Yeah, enough to have confused the majority of our friends about WHO exactly was getting married 2 days ago. " she
muttered.
" It wasn't their fault Chi-chan, lots of people have names that begin with either G or V. " the large saiyajin
smiled at her.
" I guess so. At least you five were able to out-run those Ice-Cream policemen or whoever they were. " Chi-Chi
flipped through the mail.
" That's because Ji-chan has Veggie's a-mazing driving abilities! "
" Uh-huh. " Chi-Chi glanced over to see Goku's drawing was of him and Vegeta; the ouji wearing a little blue gi and
Goku in the saiyajin no oujo uniform. A vein bulged on her forehead, " Yes, well. You know many of them forwarded their
gifts for Gohan and Videl to our house since they're on the cruise. " she noticed a letter, " Huh, this one's addressed to
us. " she opened it, " OH! It's from Dende! "
" Ooh. " Goku looked over her shoulder at the letter.
" Dear Goku and Chi-Chi, sorry for the mix up. I'd like to apologize to all of you, and seeing that I don't have
any money to offer the newlyweds, would you mind telling them once they return that I've revived the dragonballs early so
that they may each use a wish and ask for any present they want. Regards, Dende. " Chi-Chi read outloud.
" Re-gards? " Goku tilted his head.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Dende must still feel bad, he's not usually this formal. "
" But doesn't he know that Gohan and Videl won't be back til next month? " Goku said.
" Apparently not. I'd hate for them to come back and have someone else already use their 2 wishes on them.... " she
trailed off, then smiled when she was hit with an idea, " AH! Goku-san would you mind doing me a favor? "
" Sure! " Goku chirped.
Chi-Chi handed him Dende's letter, " Would you mind going to Bulma's and getting the dragon-radar from her. As long
as we track down just one of the dragonballs and keep it here, we won't have to worry about the wishes being used up before
their trip is even over. "
" You mean I get to go to VEGGIE'S? " he gushed excitedly.
" NO! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" But...Bulma's house is Veggie's house, and you asked me to go to Bulma's house, and I haven't seen Veggie since
the wedding, SO... "
" SO, you could easily forget what I sent you there to do and come back HOURS later with no dragon-radar and a
bundle of Ouji-related "happy memories". " Chi-Chi groaned.
" Would that be so bad? "
" YES! " she exclaimed, then took a sticky-note off a nearby notepad and wrote down something on it. After she
finished, Chi-Chi stuck the note to the front of Goku's gi, " There. Now you may go. " Chi-Chi nodded, proud of herself.
" Oh-kay Chi-chan! See you later! " Goku waved then teleported out of sight.
Chi-Chi sighed and looked at her watch, " I hope he doesn't stay there TOO long. If he's there more than an HOUR just
to get the radar, then I'm going after him. "
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" ▫beep▫ ▫beep▫ ▫beep▫ ▫beep▫. "
" Ah, its done. " Bulma smiled. She pushed the open button on the microwave and took out the small container of
macaroni and cheese.
" ▫SIGH▫... " another heavy yet confused sigh heaved itself at the table behind her.
" You oh-kay? You've been sitting there for almost 3 hours now. " she sweatdropped at Vegeta, then bent down to
where he was sitting and started to eat her snack.
" I've just been thinking. "
Bulma chuckled, " You're always thinking. " she sat down just as the fusions ran by, " It's another
"Kakarrotto"-related problem, am I right? "
" Sort of. " Vegeta sat back in his chair, " I was thinking about that bet all those baka earth-friends of yours and
Kakarrotto's made..... "
" ... " ▫
The ouji took a deep breath, " Bulma, do you think I'm a seme or an uke? " he asked bluntly.
" WAHH! " Bulma fell over twitching. She lept to her feet, " Vegeta why are you even still...I mean, it was two DAYS
ago and of course you're the seme you're the GUY in our relationship. " she sputtered, slightly confused, " It's biologically
IMPOSSIBLE for you to be an uke. "
" Scientific proof in my favor does help me feel slightly better about the whole ordeal. " he smirked, " Besides, I'm
the Great and Powerful Saiyajin no Ouji. "
" That you are! " Bulma cheered him on.
" And the Great and Powerful Saiyajin no Ouji is a DOMINATING force throughout his kingdom...of 4 saiyajin. " he said
boastfully.
" You can't argue with the facts! "
" No you can't! "
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" Just to be on the safe side, let's go ask Vejitto and Gogeta. "
Bulma nearly fell over again, " WHY?! "
" Because I need a 2nd and 3rd opinion. Besides both of them have Kakarrotto's memories and through the use of those
memories I might be able to gain a better understanding of Kakarrotto himself. " Vegeta explained, going into the living
room and grabbing something off the couch, " After all no one REALLY knows what goes on in Kakarrotto's mind. Onna restricts
what he can do and say so much it would be impossible to get a straight answer out of him without destroying the rules
first. " Vegeta put a white t-shirt on over his blue tank-top. He smirked proudly and turned around to show Bulma, " Well,
what do you think? "
Bulma stared at the white t-shirt which read "SEME" in big black letters, " Where did you get that? "
" I made it yesterday. "
" ... " Bulma blinked, " Ah, it might just be me, but I think the t-shirt gives the opposite effect and instead makes
you look insecure and confused about your own...position. "
" Oh. " Vegeta said, then ripped it off and chucked the shirt over his shoulder, " So much for that. "
" I'm not sure if Son-kun knows what a seme or uke is anyway. "
" Of course he doesn't. I never told him. I never plan on telling him. " Vegeta nodded.
" But to keep him in the dark like that-- "
" --its for the best. " the ouji snorted, " Afterall, I don't care WHAT Piccolo, Yamcha, Puar, and Kuririn say. I
do, however, care what Vejitto and Gogeta say, so let's go find them. "
Bulma sweatdropped and followed Vegeta up the stairs, " Alright... "
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" Go on Goggie, try it! "
" I dunno....you try it, you put 'um together. "
Vejitto and Gogeta stared at two sandwiches on a plate in their room.
" Vejitto, Gogeta. "
The fusions turned around to see Vegeta and Bulma in the doorway.
" I need your opinion. " the ouji nodded.
" Mommy here try this! " Vejitto held one of the two sandwiches out infront of Vegeta's face.
Gogeta giggled, " Heehee, you're gonna have Toussan try it? "
" Uh, what is it? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" It's a Chelly Sandwich! " Gogeta chirped.
" A...."chelly" sandwich. " Vegeta repeated as if trying to process the foreign word. He took the sandwich from
Vejitto.
" Yeah, we were gonna make peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches but we're out of peanut-butter so we substituted it
with CHEESE! " Vejitto grinned.
Vegeta turned a pale green and lifted the top of the sandwich up to reveal a slice of yellow cheese ontop of a mound
of grape jelly.
" With CHEESE you get 3 out of all 4 food groups! " Gogeta said, " Grain, fruit, AND dairy! "
" All it needs left is a veggie-table! " Vejitto whipped out a small cherry tomato and plopped it ontop of the
sandwich in Vegeta's hands like an orderve. Gogeta appluaded him.
" Uh... " the ouji stared at the odd sandwich, sickened.
Bulma snickered, then put a hand on his shoulder, " Go on Vegeta, you don't want to let your children down! " she
teased.
Vegeta sweatdropped at her, then looked over at the eager expressions on Vejitto and Gogeta's faces and sighed,
" Curse you Kakarrotto and your mushy genetic code. " Vegeta shook his fist in the air, then winced and took a bite of the
sandwich.
" ? " the fusions stared on for a reaction.
Vegeta swallowed, " GAH!.......it's, tolerable. "
" HOORAY! " Vejitto and Gogeta cheered at once.
" See! I TOLD you putting cheese and jelly together doesn't make it poisonous! " Vejitto said proudly.
" Well, Toussan IS still consious. " Gogeta nodded thoughtfully.
" Yes, um, now that that's over with, I need to ask YOU two a question. " Vegeta nodded. The fusions looked at one
another, then zipped over to their individual beds and plopped down indian-style with content little Goku-esque smiles on
their faces.
" Yes Mommy? "
" Yes Toussan? "
" Do you think of me, hypothetically, as more of the seme or uke in my purely platonic relationship with Kakarrotto."
Vegeta asked.
" ... " the fusions looked at him, then at each other.
" Umm, Mommy we can't really answer that. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" Yeah, who should be Kaasan and who should be Toussan between the two of you is the only think Jitto and I cannot
agree on. " Gogeta added.
" Oh... " the little ouji looked disappointed.
" Don't be sad, Mommy. Afterall you already know who each of us think of you as. " Vejitto patted him on the
shoulder.
" Besides you don't want us to argue with each other, do you Toussan? " Gogeta looked over at him.
" Hm. " Vegeta folded his arms, deep in thought.
Vejitto and Gogeta giggled at the sight and imitated him.
" A-- " Vegeta looked up, then pulled a double-take to see them just sitting there again, " --were you making fun of
me just now? "
" No. "
" No.....▫giggle▫. "
" Goggie! "
" Heehee. "
" Hahahahaha. "
" ... " Vegeta twitched, " Alright. One last hypothetical question. "
" HOORAY! "
" HOORAY! "
" Heh-heh. " Bulma chuckled. Vegeta narrowed his eyes at her, " You're cute when you're frustrated. " she said
simply.
Vegeta's cheeks turned light red. He looked back at the fusions, " Hypothetical question number 2. If you two were
to fuse with each other and create a new fusion, who would be the mother and who would be the father. "
" You mean a fusion squared? " Gogeta scratched his head, confused.
" Goggie'd be the mommy and I'd be the daddy. " Vejitto said.
" I WOULD NOT! " Gogeta sputtered, bright red with embarassment.
" You would if we used the portaras, besides you look more like Mommy anyway. "
" What does THAT have to do with it!? "
" What's wrong with looking like me? " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Well if that is how you are going to figure it out then I'd say you would be the Kaasan if we fused my way! "
Gogeta pointed at Vejitto, then folded his arms a stubborn pout.
Vejitto layed back on his bed, " Yeah, probably. "
Gogeta glanced over at him.
Vejitto grinned, " But that'd be near-impossible cuz the only way we'd create a fusion-baby that way is if the
circumstances were exactly the same as they were for you! "
" WAH! " Gogeta fell over.
" I don't really think this is getting me anywhere. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" It's alright, you tried. " Bulma looked over at him.
" Or MAYBE, it would be the other way around and if we used the portaras I'd be the Toussan and with the dance I'd
be the Kaasan. " Gogeta scratched his head, confused.
" Now you are starting to confuse me. " Vejitto glanced over at Gogeta.
" ▫RUMBLE▫RUMBLE▫ "
" ▫RUMBLE▫RUMBLE▫ "
" I'm thirsty. " Gogeta said suddenly.
" Me too. " Vejitto nodded, " ...HEY! Let's go get the Fusion-Mobile! It has a slurpee machine in it; we can make
free slurpees for ourselves! "
" YEAH! And any flavor we want! " Gogeta gushed.
" Like FISH! "
" Oooh, fish-flavored slurpees! "
Vegeta stuck out his tongue in disgust, " Bleh. "
" And we could make a pepsi-flavored slurpee for Mommy! " Vejitto chirped.
" That would work. " Vegeta said, suddenly interested.
" I've never had a pepsi-flavored slurpee before, Jitto. " Gogeta said as they got up and headed for the door.
" That's cuz slurpees are usually coca-cola, I think. " Vejitto tried to recall which brand he'd seen on the slurpee
machine, " Hai, they're coca-cola. "
" Wanna come help us make the slurpees, Toussan? " Gogeta stopped to ask.
" Sure, I'll be down in a minute. "
" OH-KAY! " he said brightly and followed the portara fusion down the stairs.
" You know, " Bulma said to Vegeta, " If you're really THAT WORRIED about the Son-kun thing, we can always use the
dragonballs to temporarily wish me as strong as you or to temporarily wish me saiyajin so we could finish your saiyajin
marriage rituals. I'm not the right blood-type or strong enough, that's why you said we couldn't perform the final part,
right? If we finish the rituals that would make me your oujo and prevent Son-kun from getting the title instead. "
Vegeta put his hands on his hips, " I suppose that could work, but we don't exactly know what the mental effects of
you changing species for a couple days would do. "
" HA! Vegeta, I'm a genius. I can handle a few "mental effects". " Bulma brushed it off, " Besides, I'd get a chance
to see what everything looks and smells like to you. "
" It'd be a little intense, my sense of smell is 5 times as powerful as a human's. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" ...really? " Bulma said, surprised.
Vegeta nodded, " Hm. If only my powerful sense of smell could determine Kakarrotto's own prefered non-platonic
position. " he sighed.
" HI VEGGIE! "
" ? " Vegeta turned around and let out a yelp to see Goku standing not even 2 inches away from him, wearing the
"Seme" t-shirt Vegeta'd left in the living room, " AHH-HAHH! " he shrieked and bounced back, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING WEARING
THAT!! " Vegeta snapped, pointing shakily at him.
" Oh this. " Goku tugged at the shirt, " It smelled like Veggie so I put it on! " he said happily.
Vegeta's face turned bright red.
Bulma laughed nervously.
" Well, TAKE IT OFF! You're not supposed to be wearing that! " the ouji sputtered.
Goku shrugged and took it off, " It is a little small for me. " he held it out to Vegeta, who grabbed it; embarassed,
" Besides it'd be confusing if I wore a shirt with words on it that I didn't know what they mean. " Goku laughed, " Veggie
what DOES "seme" mean? "
" You're not allowed to know. Its confidential and you as a peasant are barred from knowing its meaning. " the ouji
said thoughtfully.
" Does Bulma know? "
" Yes. "
" Is it in the dictionary? "
" No. It's a saiyago term. " Vegeta smirked.
" When Veggie finally makes me his Oujo will you tell me? " Goku wagged his tail.
The ouji snickered, " Sure, Kakay, if I ever, in some truely detatched moment of insanity, dub you my Oujo, I will
tell you anything you want to know. " he played along.
" Realllllly? " the larger saiyajin stared at him w/big sparkily eyes.
Vegeta backed up a bit, nervous, " Ah, yes, really. "
" OH! Son-kun, what's this? " Bulma reached out and took a small sticky-note off the front of Goku's gi.
" It's a note! " Goku said happily, " Chi-chan taped it to my shirt before I left so I wouldn't forget why I came
here! "
" DO you remember why you came here? " she asked suspiciously.
" ...Not really! " the large saiyajin said, just as cheerfully.
" Well its addressed to me. " Bulma looked at the front of the note which read her name. She opened it up, " Bulma
please give Goku-san the dragon-radar; Dende wants Gohan and Videl to have the next two wishes as a wedding present so we've
decided to collect one of the dragonballs and keep it here so no one else gets to the wishes first. P.S: Make sure he's
home by dinner. " she looked up to see the larger saiyajin hugging and snuggling against the smaller one; Vegeta's face
glowing bright red.
" I missed my Veggie so MUCH I haven't seen him in TWO WHOLE DAYS! " Goku hugged tighter. Vegeta let out a squeak.
" But the dragonballs shouldn't be active again until October... " Bulma thought outloud.
" Oh, Dende revived them early so Gohan and Videl can get their wishes! " Goku spoke up.
" GAH! " Vegeta finally pulled himself free, then panted heavily trying to catch his breath, " I wish you wouldn't
hug so tightly! "
" I just missed Veggie that's all. " Goku twiddled his thumbs.
Vegeta looked over at Bulma, " Looks like your plan is going to wait a while, at least a year. "
Bulma sighed, " Oh well. Who knows what Son-kun's reaction to it would be anyway? "
" My reaction to what? " Goku tilted his head.
" Ah--nothing! " Bulma laughed nervously, " Here, let me get the radar for you, its down in the lab. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku said, then followed her down to the lab, " Is Veggie coming too? " he glanced back at the ouji.
Vegeta shrugged, " Sure. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, then grabbed the little ouji and carried him down to the lab after Bulma.
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" Wow, what do you know. They ARE active. " Bulma, Vegeta, and Goku sat in the living room; Bulma holding the radar
while the two saiyajin looked on. Vejitto and Gogeta were putting the slurpees into cups in the kitchen.
" I didn't know you could just recharge them like that. " Vegeta said with a cheese-doodle sticking out of his mouth.
He sucked the snack in and chewed it up.
" Oh Dende can do that. It just takes him a LOT of energy to do it. " Goku explained.
" Hmm..you know I haven't made a wish in a while.... " Vegeta trailed off, smirking.
" You can't take the wishes! The note says the next two are JUST for Gohan and Videl. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" And how do you know they're even going to GET to them? What if once Onna gets the radar she decides to go make
some wishes for herself, huh? " the ouji suggested while taking another cheese-doodle out of the mini-bag, " Remember what
happened the last time Onna got to make a wish. "
Goku paled, " That was a scary day, Veggie. "
" Yes, yes it was. " Vegeta folded his arms and nodded.
Bulma looked over at him, ::He's plotting something...::
" Hey! How about instead of handing the radar over to Onna we just have Kakay here take care of it for a month! "
Vegeta grinned cheesily.
" YEAH! " Goku gushed.
" Wah— " Bulma fell over, twitching. She lept to her feet, " Vegeta, letting Son-kun handle it is no better, what if
he decides to randomly wish for something! "
" HA! Kakarrotto knows the wishes are for his oldest kaka-spawn and wife. He wouldn't try to steal the wishes like
Onna would, because Kakarrotto's VERY RESPONSIBLE. " Vegeta patted Goku on the arm.
" Responsible e-nough to be Veggiesoujo? " Goku gushed.
" NO! " the ouji exclaimed, turning bright red.
" Ohhh... " Goku pouted, then lit up, " Oh! What if I do something really REALLY responsible, THEN--- "
" --no. " Vegeta twitched.
" Aw, don't feel bad Son-kun. Just because you're not Vegeta's "Oujo" doesn't mean he doesn't care about you. " Bulma
tried to cheer him up.
" That's right. " the ouji nodded astutely.
" Besides you know how stubborn he is, afterall you've been asking him about it for 2 years now-- "
" 2 years this September 28th. " Goku said.
" ...oh. You've been, keeping track of the days. " she blinked. The larger saiyajin blushed lightly and looked away,
" Ah--where was I? Oh yeah! You could keep asking him for 2 DECADES and he'd still be telling you no. "
" ... " Goku tilted his head at them, " But WHY! "
" Here u go! " Vejitto said cheerfully as he and Gogeta popped out from behind the couch and handed a pepsi slurpee
to Vegeta and Bulma, and a fish slurpee to Goku.
" ▫slurp▫ " Vegeta slurped the slurpee, " What do you mean "why"? "
" You know WHY! Veggie always tells me I can't be his Oujo but he never tells me WHY I can't be his Oujo! No one EVER
gives me a reason! Chi-chan says its BAD, Veggie says he can't tell me, and Bulma doesn't explain anything about it to me
at ALL! " Goku started looking frustrated, " Is wanting to be Veggie's Oujo THAT WRONG! "
Bulma bit her lip, concerned. She glanced over at Vegeta who had a blush-mark over his nose.
" Ah, no Kakarrotto, its not "wrong" per say, its just that....being the Saiyajin no Oujo is a VERY IMPORTANT job
and-- "
" --I know I could do it Veggie! " Goku leaned over towards the ouji, " I want to be your Oujo so BAD! I've wanted it
even more since we saw Gohan and Videl get married. If I were Veggie's Oujo everything would be so much BETTER than it is
now! I know it would! "
By now the redness had spread to Vegeta's cheeks. The little ouji backed up, " What do you mean, "better"? "
Goku sat back and smiled warmly at him. He took a deep breath, then let go, " If I were Veggie's Oujo I could come
see Veggie anytime I want without Chi-chan stopping me, and Veggie wouldn't treat me like a peasant anymore, and we'd have
fun everyday and have snacks together and go fishing and Veggie would take me out on outer-space adventures with him! " he
said excitedly.
" Is, that all? " Vegeta asked cautiously.
" Nope! Because if Veggie made me his Oujo I would never be without my Veggie! We could even sleep over each other's
house so I wouldn't be alone in my bedroom at night! I'd feel safer with VEGGIE around. " Goku grinned and poked the tip of
the little ouji's nose.
" ... " Vegeta stared down at the finger, then backed up, " Yes, well...of course you'd feel safer. " he boasted,
" I'm your ruler, I'm here to defend ALL of my peasants against evil. "
" Oh brother. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" REALLY Veggie? "
" Mmm-hmm! "
" I bet Veggie would take even better care of me if I were his Oujo——— "
" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped, ::I think I'm starting to rub off on Kakarrotto...::
" Veggie? " Goku said, trying to get his attention.
" Hm? " the ouji looked over at him.
" Veggie can you please tell me why you won't let me be your Oujo? " Goku fiddled with his gi.
" Huh, if I give you the reason will it satisfy you enough to stop your "can-I-be-Veggie's-Oujo" cravings? " the
smaller saiyajin asked, interested.
" Maybe. " Goku smiled back at him.
" Well then. " Vegeta nodded, then pointed to him, " Kakarrotto you cannot become my Oujo because.. it's too
dangerous "
" ▫BOOMPF▫! " Bulma fell over.
Goku stared at Vegeta blankly, " "Too dangerous"? "
" Yes, the dangers involved in the rituals required of a saiyajin attempting to acquire the title of "The Saiyajin
No Oujo" would prove too dangerous and stressful for your soft mushy and usually non-stressed little Kaka-mind. " Vegeta
pointed casually at his own head.
" So...Veggie is keeping me from becoming Veggie's Oujo because you think its too dangerous and I could get really
hurt while trying it? " Goku guessed.
" Precisely! " Vegeta grinned.
" OH. " the larger saiyajin gasped, enlightened.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" Can I try anyway? "
" NO! " Vegeta shouted, " Didn't you hear!? It's DANGEROUS! "
" Danger has never stopped me from doing anything before, Veggie. Infact the idea that the tasks I must accomplish
to become Veggie's Oujo are full of danger is kinda arousing. "
" Don't use that word! " Vegeta's cheeks turned red, " Use stimulating. "Arousing" sounds too non-platonic. One of
the LAST things I want to do is "arouse" you. " he shuddered at the thought.
" Oh-kay! " Goku chirped, " I will try not to be aroused by Veggie! " he nodded determindly.
Vegeta sighed.
Goku looked down at the dragon-radar and frowned, " But I still want to be Veggie's Oujo. "
" Hey, you always have your daydreams, right? And your vastly large Kaka-imagination. " Vegeta tried to cheer him up.
" I su-ppose... "
" And with your daydreams and imagination, you can be my Oujo without the reality and physical effects that accompany
it. " Vegeta explained.
" There are physical e-ffects of being Veggie's Oujo? " Goku's eyes widened in surprise.
" Yes. I wouldn't know first-hand because I've never had an Oujo, but if my own parents are any indication, the
saiyajin no ouji and the saiyajin no oujo share a very deep bon---ah, thing. "
" I like sharing with Veggie. " Goku wagged his tail.
" This is different. "
" I like different. "
" ...Kakarrotto, how about we just forget about this oujo stuff for today and you head back home, eh? " Vegeta
coaxed Goku towards the front door.
" But Veggie I like being here with you. I like being anywhere with you. You're the only one who REALLY understands!"
Goku bent down to Vegeta's height.
" Understands.... " the little ouji trailed off, blushing.
" Well, other than Ji-chan, Goggie, and Nii-chan, but STILL! Veggie understands me the BEST out of all 4 of you! "
Goku stared at him intently, " I feel so much more like ME around Veggie, I want to feel that way all the time. "
" Uh.... "
" ♥ " ▫
" GoodbyeKakarrotto! " Vegeta laughed nervously and quickly pushed Goku out the front-door, then gently closed it
behind him, " ▫WHEW▫! "
" You could've just told him the truth you know. "
" !!! " Vegeta looked over to see Bulma watching him, disappointed, " You know I can't do that! " his face turned
red.
" You "can't" just tell Son-kun that the saiyajin no oujo is technically your "mate" who supposedly will share a
"deep, eternal, and emotional bond" with you!? That she would also technically be the one to have your children and rule
over Bejito-sei with you? " Bulma stared at him with gall.
" Of course I CAN'T! " Vegeta sputtered, " It would TRAMATIZE Kakarrotto to learn the details of the title he so
desperately desires! "
" Oh, and not telling him the details and keeping him thinking being your "oujo" is the same as you being his "buddy"
is the better choice of how to deal with this?! "
" For the time being, yes. " Vegeta's shoulders slumped. Bulma flopped back down on the couch and Vegeta plopped
down next to her.
Bulma smiled sadly, " You don't want to hurt his feelings, do you? "
" Hai. Besides, telling Kakarrotto the details now might put a strain on our...purely platonic relationship. " Vegeta
glanced at Bulma, " Can you imagine what would happen, hypothetically, if I were to tell Kakarrotto the truth one day and he
wakes up the next morning and decides the reason he wanted the title so much was that he's in LOVE with me? I'm not saying
Kakarrotto IS, I'm just saying that he may misinterpret his own desires and in doing so lead to a cataclysmic destruction of
our present relationship. " Vegeta leaned back against the couch, " I can't lose Kakarrotto, Bulma. I REFUSE. "
" But lying to him makes you so jumpy all the time. What if you telling him the truth would just cause Son-kun to
stop wanting the title altogether? " Bulma suggested.
" Hmm... " Vegeta looked over the couch, " Vejitto, Gogeta. How would Kakarrotto react to me telling him the truth? "
" Hard to say. " Vejitto said happily.
" Yup! Jitto is right! Kaasan's reactions to things are so very un-predictable! " Gogeta nodded in agreement.
" Toussan will either be accepting and forget the whole thing in an instant-- "
" --OR Kaasan will freak out and run away for a few days. "
" Bulma? " Vegeta leaned his head; his chin smushed down against the top of the couch; to her.
" They're both right. Son-kun's too emotional to have just one possible reaction to this. " she nodded.
" Thus says the genius. " Vegeta said flatly. He pulled his head off from its spot and turned around, " Guess we're
not telling him afterall. "
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" ▫Beep▫beep▫beep▫. " the dragon-radar beeped as Goku flew through the air, halfway back to his house. The large
saiyajin had decided to take the long way instead of teleporting. Goku pulled the radar out of his gi pants pocket.
" It looks like I'm getting really close to one of the dragonballs. " he pressed the button on top to zoom in. Once
he was over the spot, Goku paused in the air and looked down below to see a stream. He flew downwards and stuck his arm into
the cold water. Reaching around, Goku felt a smooth orb-shaped item and pulled it out, " ALRIGHT! It's a dragonball! And
Grampa's 4-star one at that! " Goku said happily, " Hee—— hello there! You're gonna make someone's deepest wish come true
ya know! "
" ... " ▫
The large saiyajin smiled at the object in his hands, then let out a sudden gasp, " ▫GASP▫! " the ball dropped to the
ground as soon as the idea hit him, " Oh my...such a naughty thought! I couldn't!....I couldn't... "
::...wish to be Veggie's Oujo?:: a little voice that sounded like his own in ssj3 form said.
" ... " Goku stood there for a moment, " NO! No those wishes are supposed to be for Gohan and Videl, not me! "
::...but it would only take ONE wish, they could share the remaining one. Besides they're both so happy together,
don't, you want to be happy?::
" More than anything else in the world. " he whispered.
::It wouldn't be that hard, you know. They'll notice you if you do it now, but if you collect the dragonballs at
night AFTER Veggie falls asleep but BEFORE Chi-chan wakes up, and make the wish THEN....::
Goku gasped, " ...I could be Veggie's Oujo...for real. " he murmured, " I've wanted to be Veggie's Oujo for so long..
ever since I heard about my possible-future-self getting to be possible-future-Veggie's Oujo. "
::Then do it! At least give it a try!:: the voice begged, ::Aren't you tired of dreaming about it? Don't you want to
see what its really like? Being Veggie's Oujo could be something truely wonderful, but you'll never know HOW wonderful until
you TRY! Will you try?::
Goku looked down at the 4-star ball; sparkling as it sat on the grass before him. He picked it up and grinned, " Yes.
I will try. "
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" Hmmhmmhmmhmm hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmmhmmhmmhmm hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmmhmmhmm hmmhmmhmm, hm hm hm hm hm. " Goku hummed
cheerfully as he sat at the kitchen table, cutting his fish.
" ... " Chi-Chi and Goten stared at the large saiyajin blankly.
" Well, you're in a good mood today. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, breaking the silence, " And since when do you cut your
food before eating it? "
Goku looked down at the fork with the chunk of fish on it in surprise. He smiled over at Chi-Chi, " Veggie cuts his
food before he eats it. And since the ouji and the oujo are equal, they'd eat the same way, right? "
" You're NOT his "oujo", but I'm glad you're using table manners. " Chi-Chi sighed, " So, did you get the radar from
Bulma? "
" OH! I almost forgot. " Goku took two objects out of his pocket, " The dragon-radar and the dragonball! " he happily
held them out.
" WONDERFUL Goku-san! " Chi-Chi clasped her hands together, " You hold on to them. "
" Huh? " Goku stared at her, confused, " What do you mean? "
" Well, if you remember, the last time I had the dragonballs, and the previous time when the Ouji had them; we both
made selfish wishes which affected you in some way. But when YOU made a wish, it was to help save your brother. You'd be the
most responsible one to hold on to both the radar and the dragonball until Gohan and Videl get back from their honeymoon. "
Chi-Chi explained.
::Oww...:: Goku mentally whinced, ::Now I feel guilty:: " Chi-chan? " he said suddenly.
" Yes? "
" Is me wanting to be Veggie's Oujo....selfish? "
Chi-Chi looked at the expression on Goku's face, which seemed to be teetering between hurt and relief, " No Goku-san,
that's not selfish, that's foolish. There's a BIG difference between the two. " she put a piece of the fish on her plate in
her mouth, then glanced over at him with the fork still partially between her teeth, " Why do you ask? "
" Noreason! " Goku said quickly, a small blush-line over his nose.
" Did the Ouji do anything to you today while you were at Bulma's? " she asked, suspicious.
" No, Veggie made a t-shirt, and Goggie and Ji-chan made slurpees, and Veggie said I can't be his Oujo, but that's
about it. " Goku nodded.
" He made a t-shirt? " Chi-Chi grimaced, " Oh God knows what's written on THAT piece of clothing. "
" Seme. "
" Eh? "
" Veggie's t-shirt said "Seme" on it in big black letters. " Goku nodded, " ...Chi-chan what's seme mean? "
Chi-Chi paused for a moment, then snickered, " It means our "favorite" little Ouji has an uke-phobia. "
" Huh? "
" He's afraid of becoming an uke. Probably stems from some tramatic experiance back when Freeza enslaved him. " she
put it simply, waving her fork around in a small circle, then stabbing another piece of fish, " Wow is it quiet around here
without Gohan. "
" You mean Veggie is SCARED? " Goku's eyes widened.
" The Ouji has MANY mental and emotional problems, Goku-san. No use focusing on just ONE of them. " she pointed to
her own head, " But I tell ya, if the strongest person I knew as a child--my Toussan, had been murdered and I had been
kidnapped by the same unimaginably-strong evil villain, and then ordered around while all the while I plotted to do away with
him and free myself, and then someone else comes along and easily destroys the bad guy then tries to get as close as possible
to me....I'd be a little afraid of the third guy too. "
" So, Veggie is afraid of ME? "
" I dunno. "
" ...are Chi-chan and Veggie friends again? "
" HA! Far from it. I get where the Ouji's coming from, yeah. And I don't "hate" him anymore, but it's FAR from
"liking" him, that's for sure. You might say I just strongly dislike the little bugger. " Chi-Chi slammed her fork down on
the plate and cracked it in two. The trio sweatdropped.
" Well I LUV Veggie! " Goku clasped his hands together, " And one day Veggie's gonna crown me his Oujo and we'll
go on all sorts of outer-space adventures together! "
" He BETTER not,....the evil little monster. " Chi-Chi muttered with distaste.
" But what's wrong with Veggie crowning me his Oujo? "
" EVERYTHING is wrong with it! " Chi-Chi said, exasperated.
" But WHY! "
" You should know that by now! "
" ▫BRING▫! "
Chi-Chi looked over and grabbed the phone, " Hello. " she said flatly.
" Onna. " a voice snickered on the other end.
" Ouji. " she muttered, " Whadda you want? "
" To speak with Kakay of course. I'd like to see how he's doing, chat a little bit, comfort each other. " he said
smoothly.
Chi-Chi looked over at Goku who was suddenly hugging a Vegeta plushie, " ... "
Goku hugged tighter.
" ▫Squeak▫ "
" Heeheehee. " the large saiyajin giggled.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at the phone, " WE DON'T WANT ANY! " she slammed the phone down on the hook.
" ? " Vegeta stared at his little orange cell-phone, confused.
" ▫BRING▫ "
" Hello——— "
" ?! " Chi-Chi looked to her left and nearly fell over to see Goku standing there holding the phone and playing with
the cord while still holding the plushie in his free arm.
Goku listened to the phone, then suddenly gushed, " HIIIIIIII Veggie! " his eyes sparkled with delight.
" Give me that! " Chi-Chi reached to snatch the phone, " Don't you listen to him all he'll do is pour evil naughty
thoughts into your head!! " she ranted.
" Uh-huh....uh-huh......OH...oh VEGGIE... " the larger saiyajin plopped down on the floor, his cheeks flushed pink
and his back facing Chi-Chi, who watched him cautiously, " Of course I do you KNOW I do......mmm-hmm....yeah...all the time.
You're my absolute favorite, you know that Veggie?......uh-huh.....I miss you too..You DO? OOH!—— I can come over right away,
and we could camp-out in Veggie's room all night long and....why not?....oh...I see. Veggie does not feel comfortable
sleeping with me. " his excitement diminished into a pout," I do not see why--I'd never ever hurt Veggie you know that right?
I luv u Veggie.....oh, my germs. What if they're really, REALLY good?...no......oh-kay then. I will see you tommorow then,
Veggie.....aww, thank u Veggie, I wish you many sweet dreams as well. I know tommorow is going to perfect!...Haha, I have a
feeling it'll be, that's all...Aw, Veggie thinks I'm silly. Goodnight little Veggie! " Goku went to hang up only to fall
backward, " Oop! " he looked down and turned bright pink in the face to see he'd wrapped himself up in the phone-cord.
" Umm, you need any help? " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Hm... " Goku looked the cord up and down, then pulled a small part of it and sent the cord flying off of him and
back perfectly into place. Chi-Chi rubbed her eyes in shock, " Nope! I'm fine! " he put the phone back in place, then walked
over to the fridge and pulled out a pepsi.
" Goku-san we're going to bed in an hour! Why are you opening one of those cans! You'll be up all night! " Chi-Chi
gawked.
" I'm oh-kay Chi-chan! Be-sides now that the rule a-gainst me drinking soda is gone I can have it whenever I want! "
he chirped.
" I still find it unfair that you and Bulma tricked me into signing that paper. " she grumbled, annoyed, " The only
good thing about it is that you didn't decide to remove rules 1, 2, and 3. " Chi-Chi nodded, then narrowed her eyes at him,
" You'd never break rules 1, 2, or 3, would you, Goku-san? "
" Oh NEVER Chi-chan! Never ever EVER! " Goku shook his head rapidly from left to right.
" Good. " she smiled, " Now come help me clear the table, we all have to get ready for bed. "
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11:30pm.
" Mmm——, heeheehee. " Goku giggled quietly as he spun around infront of the mirror in his room; wearing the saiyajin
oujo uniform. Chi-Chi and Goten had been asleep for over 5 hours. Goku glanced at the clock in his room and smiled, " And
little Veggies should finally be laying down to go to sleep as well in a few more minutes. " Goku sat down on his bed and
picked up the dragon-radar. He turned it on, " I'm lucky, the dragonballs aren't spread out that far apart. It'd be safer to
just teleport to each one instead of flying. Teleporting gives anyone else who's still awake less of a chance of sensing me."
he nodded, then pulled out the 4-star ball, " I can't WAIT! Just think...me Veggie's OUJO! FOREVER! "
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" AH-HAH!! " Vegeta screamed, bolting awake, breathing heavily with a nervous sweat dripping down his entire body.
He looked around, uneasy, then slowly layed back down in bed and tried to close his eyes again.
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" Yeah....it'll all be so amazing! " the large saiyajin gushed, then put his fingers on his forehead and prepared to
teleport to the first of the 6 remaining dragonballs.
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5 dragonballs down, " And one to go! " Goku said happily, putting the 5th ball in the small bag he'd brought with
him to hold them, " Now let's see, number 6 where are you? " the larger saiyajin teleported from the village he'd found the
5th one in and appeared in a dark but vaguely familiar setting. Goku sniffed the air, " Smells like Veggie in here. " he
created a small ball of ki in his hand bright enough to bring a dim light to the room. Goku gasped, " It's Veggie's bedroom!"
he glanced over his shoulder at the small figure in the king-sized bed, " And there's Veggie. " Goku said warmly.
" Zzzz...ZZzzz...ZzZZzz... " the little ouji slept.
Goku looked at the dragon-radar, " It says I'm in the right spot. " he looked just past Vegeta's bed to see something
shiny and orange sitting ontop of the dresser. Goku tip-toed over to it and picked the item up, " The 7-star ball! But what
is Veggie doing with it? Unless he is planning to wish for something the way I am. " Goku looked back at the ouji.
Vegeta sniffed the air, smelling Goku, then started to fidget around under the covers.
" Ah, goodnight Veggie. " Goku laughed nervously, then teleported out of the building and just outside Vegeta's
bedroom window, " ▫WHEW▫! " he watched the ouji. Vegeta moved around some more, then sat up, grabbed a bottle of
Peasant-Repel next to his new alarm clock, and sprayed the room from where he sat, half awake. Once he finished he topped
the spray-can and fell back onto his pillow with a thud, snoring.
" Zzz.. "
Goku sweatdropped, " Is my smell really that strong? " he sniffed his arm, then gawked, " Eep! It's so much stronger
than it was earlier today! Do I always smell like this at night! " Goku gawked, then remembered something, " OH! " he
lightly grabbed his tail, " I know why! I bet it has to do with Bibishii here and the moon. The tv said its three quarters
this week! Which is good for me because if it was full and I looked at it we'd both be in big trouble, huh? " Goku smiled at
his tail, who nodded, " Well Bibishii, we've got all 7 dragonballs! Time to go to a safe spot between Veggie's and Chi-chan's
houses and make me Veggie's Oujo! "
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" ▫WHOOOSH▫! "
" Wah-huh? " Raditsu rubbed his eyes at the bright light that had just burst through the window of his capsule house.
The large saiyajin got up and walked over to pull the blinds down only to gawk at what he saw. Just 12 feet away from his
house stood Goku infront of the 7 dragonballs; all of which were glowing insync with each other, " Ototochan? " he mumbled
sleepily.
" SHENLONG! " Goku shouted, " A-RISE AND GRANT MY WISH!! "
A huge burst of yellow light exploded out of the dragonballs and formed into Shenlong; who was about only half his
normal size.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " Wasn't he bigger the last time I saw him. "
" Greeting Newlyweds. State your wi--- " Shenlong started to boom, then paused when he noticed only one person; Goku;
standing below him, " --Son Goku? "
" HI! " Goku said excitedly, " Shenlong why are you smaller than usual? " he asked curiously, tilting his head.
" Because I am not fully charged. It takes me a year to regain all my power, remember. " the dragon said.
" Oh. "
" My size depends on the amount of power I have and the amount of power I have depends on how much rest I've gotten."
Shenlong explained, " Now where are Gohan and Videl? Dende told me the balls were being revived early so they could each make
a wish. "
" ..oh, that. Gohan and Videl are, uh, sharing the second wish. " Goku said, " You know, since they're a couple
now and couples..share things. "
Shenlong cocked an eyebrow, then stared at him a moment, " Umm, yes. Son Goku, state your wish so that I may grant
it. "
Raditsu started to climb out the window in his house.
" Shenlong, I wish to be Veggie's Oujo FOREVER! " Goku gushed.
" o.O " Shenlong nearly fell over, " WHAT?! "
" I said I wish to be Veggie's Oujo forever. " Goku said, more calmly but still with an eager spark in his eyes.
" Ah, Son Goku, I'd have to be at full power to grant such an elaborate wish. " Shenlong sweatdropped.
" Oh.... " the saiyajin pouted, " WAIT! What if I just wish to be Veggie's Oujo for a DAY. You have enough power to
make me Veggie's oujo for a whole day, right Shenlong? "
" Err... " Shenlong stared down at him, " Are you sure you really want this wish? "
" WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP ASKING ME THAT?! " Goku exclaimed, confused, " YES. Yes I want to be Veggie's Oujo so VERY
badly! But nobody will let me. "
Shenlong looked around, " I'm just saying that granting such a wish--if only for 24 hours--could possibly spell doom
for the entire universe. "
" ... " Goku blinked.
" You know, if a battle were to break out over it. "
" ... " ▫
Shenlong sighed, " But I don't really have a choice, I have to grant any wish that's in my power to grant. "
" :) " Goku grinned, " HOORAY! "
And with that a yellow aura burst out around Shenlong and the wind started to pick up. Goku looked around in awe,
then felt some of the golden ki hit him and let out a yelp. Bits of the ki flew all around to different parts of the planet
Raditsu noticed one coming near him and pulled out and umbrella, whacking it away. There was suddenly a great flash of white
light and the larger saiyajin shielded his eyes. The light disappeared to reveal Shenlong and Goku still there, the only
difference being Goku now had the saiyajin no oujo crown that had been in Vegeta's room, now on his head.
" Well, how do you feel? " Shenlong asked him, now slightly smaller than before.
Goku looked himself over, " I'm all tingly, and somehow I know Veggie has just fallen out of bed and is rubbing the
top of his head in mild pain, but other than that I feel pretty normal. " Goku nodded, then looked up and let out a gasp,
" AH! The oujo crown!! " he grinned.
" My work here is done. I bid thee well. " Shenlong announced, then burst off into the sky, soon followed by the
dragonballs.
" Ohhhh... " Goku watched him fly off.
" Ah, hey Kakarrotto? "
Goku froze in place, then looked to his right, " Hi niichan. " he smiled nervously.
" What did you just wish for? "
" To be Veggie's Oujo for the day. " Goku replied as if it were nothing unusual.
" Oh. "
" Mmm-hmm! "
" ... " Raditsu took it in for a moment, " ...you WHAT?! WHY would wish for something like THAT! Didn't Vegeta or
Bulma or ANYONE ever explain to you the details of exactly WHAT the saiyajin no oujo DOES? "
" It's like being the saiyajin no ouji where you're not treated like a peasant and you can come and go visit Veggie
whenever you please? " Goku guessed.
Raditsu stared at him, " You gotta be kidding me. " he muttered in disbelief.
" What? Was I right? " Goku grinned.
" Ah, sorta. " Raditsu laughed nervously, " Ototochan do you feel any different? "
Goku looked at himself, " Not really, its just what I told Shenlong, my whole body's all tingly inside. "
The larger saiyajin glanced inside his open window at the clock on the wall, which read 12:00am, " Well its midnight,
and since it probably wouldn't be wise for you to go back to your house without Chi-Chi and Goten awake enough for you to
give them a decent explaination, you wanna sleep on my couch for the night? "
" Sounds great, Ditsu! " Goku chirped as they hopped back into the house through the window. Raditsu closed it behind
him, " So! Since I'm Veggie's Oujo does that mean you get to call me "your highness" now? "
Raditsu sweatdropped, " We'll figure that out in the morning. "
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" ▫YAWN▫!! " Raditsu yawned as he flipped over in bed. The saiyajin opened his eyes slightly to read the small clock
in his bedroom, " 8:14am huh. " he sat up, then got out of his bed and left the room, " Hey Kakarrotto? You up yet? " Raditsu
peered around the corner of the couch, then froze when all he saw where his brother had been was a small note. He picked it
up and stared at it. Raditsu still didn't know many written earth-letters and Goku had terribly sloppy handwriting, which was
only slightly helped by the fact that he tried to write really slowly so the letters appeared more neatly, and rounded, " Uh,
Niichan, I'm go..going to Veggie's house. I'll see you l...le...later. Son Goku: The Great and Powerful Saiyajin no Oujo. "
Raditsu sweatdropped, " Heh, Saiyajin no Oujo. At least its only for a day. Poor Vegeta, I wouldn't wanna be him right now. "
and with that he placed the note down on the counter and went to get fridge to take out some breakfast.
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" Hmmhmmhmm, lalala! " Goku sang as he happily flew through West City, " WOW! So this is what it's like to be
Veggie's Oujo! I feel all warm and happy inside. And I'm still slightly tingly all over. " he smiled and rubbed the side
of his neck. Goku landed infront of Capsule Corp, which had a huge brightly-colored banner hanging across the upper front
wall. The banner had several words written in saiyago with bubble-letters and three exclamation marks at the end of it,
" Oooh. " Goku oohed at the banner, then adjusted his crown and with a little smile on his face rang the doorbell.
" ▫Ding▫dong▫ "
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled, then paused with anticipation as the front-door to Capsule Corp opened to reveal a
little figure standing there.
" ? " Vegeta blinked at him while holding the door open. The ouji was wearing a little blue gi with the white sash
Goku had given him for Christmas. He had two yellow wristbands and was wearing his usual boots on his feet. Vegeta's tail
flicked back and forth behind him.
" ... " a little droplet of drool hung out the side of Goku's gawking mouth, " Veggie in a gi.... " he murmured in
awe, then tried to shake it off. Goku waved at him happily, " HI Veh-- "
" ▫POW▫! " Vegeta tackled Goku head-on and knocked him onto his back. The ouji grinned at him, " HI Kakay! " he
gushed in the exact same way Goku had started to upon seeing him. Vegeta switched to a smirk, " How's my FAVORITE Oujo doing
today. "
" GREAT! " Goku exclaimed, grabbing and squeezing the little ouji even tighter than Vegeta had hugged him. The ouji's
face turned blue from lack of oxygen. Goku lept to his feet and held Vegeta out infront of him, " So, what's Veggie doing
up so early? You normally don't get up til around 10. "
" Oh I had to get up early, you know Kakarrotto. We have to have breakfast. " Vegeta smiled at him.
Goku pulled the ouji in closer, " Veggie made breakfast? Especially for me? "
Vegeta smirked, " Especially for you, Kakarrotto. "
" AHH-HAH! " Goku hugged the smaller saiyajin against him, " Oh Veggie u make me so happy! " he whispered into the
little ouji's ear. He plopped Vegeta back down on the ground, " Let's go eat breakfast, Veggie! "
" Yes. Let's! " Vegeta said with Goku-level cheerfullness, then led Goku into the house and closed the door behind
them.
9:53 PM 6/25/2004
END OF PART ONE!
Chuquita: Ta-da!
Vegeta: I fear for the very fate of my soul in this fic, you know that.
Chuquita: Aw don't worry Veggie, it's only 24-hours.
Vegeta: (grimaces) Terrible non-platonic things could happen in 24 hours.
Chuquita: That's why its PG-13!
Goku: (wags his tail) Well I am happy!
Vegeta: (snaps) Of course YOU'RE happy! You get to live part of your little "Veggie's Oujo" fantasy!
Goku: :)
Vegeta: (sighs)
Chuquita: OH! (to audiance) Guess what? According to Toriyama, Veggie has a flip-open cellphone! And Freeza has a son! (holds
up manga pages) (grins) For anyone who knows about those mini dbz-parody comics Toriyama's been doing called Neko Majin Z,
Freeza's son called Kuriza (his head tips at the top like chestnut, hence the Kuririn "Ku") and he appears in chapter 2.
Veggie appears in chapter 3--sent by Freeza to get his son and Onio (a chubby super saiyajin who looks sort of like
Toriyama's Dr. Slump Supaman character) off Earth. This story must be AU because of the other super saiyajin, the fact that
Veggie's wearing his Cell-saga clothes which Bulma gave him, and he can go ssj while still being under Freeza's control.
Anyways Veggie fights the Neko Majin (who looks like a blue cat version of Fat Buu) and they're evenly matched until Veggie's
cell-phone goes off. No one else hears it and Veggie says he had it in "Manner Mode" which means he set it on vibrate. He
pulls it either out of his armor or out of his pants (you really can't tell by where he's putting his arm) talks a bit, then
blasts off back to the base saying to himself that he's never going to appear in another gag-manga.
Goku: Heehee, Veggie pre-fers his phone on "vibrate".
Vegeta: There's nothing wrong with me having a cell-phone. (nods) At least I take care of it more responsibly than your
2nd Kaka-spawn does. (smirks) Plus mine takes pictures. (whips out phone and snaps a shot of Goku, who looks dazed)
Goku: Wahh—— (rubs his eyes)
Chuquita: For anyone interested you can read the manga at daizenshu ex's site! It's really nice to see Veggie again.
Goku: (hugs Veggie) It is ALWAYS nice to see Veggie again!
Vegeta: (face turns bright red) ...
Chuquita: God I hope he does a chapter 4 of this comic. I like it.
Vegeta: (squeezes out of Goku's grip) Heh, just watch, it'll start of innocently enough and he'll somehow end up with 42
MORE volumes of it.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) That would be ironic.
Goku: (chirps) Yes it would.
Chuquita: Neko Majin also seems to have stolen Goku's clothes, Kinto'un, and Nyou-bo. (holds up picture)
Goku: (gasps) GASP! That must mean in that timeline I'm Kinto'un-less and naked somewhere!
Vegeta: (flatly) Not that being naked has ever bothered you before...
Goku: (blinks) Oh yeah. (smiles contently)
Chuquita: Also, speaking of clothes I uploaded a lil scanned picture from the manga to deviantart today. You know how in the
show after Trunks wins against Goten in the tournament, Veggie pats Goku on the shoulder? Well in the manga...he pats a
different spot. (snickers)
Goku: (grins) My rump!
Vegeta: (embarassed) IDIDNTKNOWTHATSWHATIWASDOING! (waves his arms about frantically) I was looking at you, not where I was
patting. (crosses his arms)
Chuquita: (smirks) I still got a kick out of it. Poor Son-kun looked freaked out too.
Vegeta: (nods) Of course he'd be. Our relationship is purely platonic.
Goku: (chirps) That it is!
Chuquita: Well, see you next week everybody!
Goku: BYE!