Author's Note: Hi--! Here's Part 2! Remember if anything bothers you, please click the back button on your browser! Thanks so much! – Chuquita
W A R N I N G: This chapter contains a single, purely platonic smooch on the cheek.
1:58 AM 6/27/2004
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By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep #92 "A Mega Genki Dama...His Last Ace!!!"
Goku: Thinking I'm done for...!
▫Vegeta starts talking to Goku from somewhere off screen▫
Vegeta: Kakarotto! I'm disgusted! Is that all the power you have in you! What happened to your pride as a Saiyajin!
Goku: I'm not a Saiyajin!
Vegeta: Are you still saying that? You're a magnificent Saiyajin!
Goku: I don't care about that now, Vegeta! Fight with me...!
▫Flashback to Vegeta's death. Vegeta then appears to Goku in a vision, naked▫
Vegeta: You're a Saiyajin! The blood of the Saiyajin, the warrior race, runs in your veins!
Vegeta: Aren't you bitter? The planet Vegeta, that you and I were born on, was destroyed by that Freeza!
Vegeta: Doesn't it hurt your pride as a Saiyajin to have him abuse all of us like this!
Goku: Pride as a Saiyajin...?
Vegeta: Your father...Bardock...Becomes younger version of self, voice remains constant and my father, King Vegeta!
▫Scene of Bardock being killed by Freeza, then King Vegeta being killed by Freeza▫
Vegeta: You are the last Saiyajin!
▫Returns to his older self▫
Vegeta: He intends to obliterate the Saiyajin race! Because he's afraid the legendary Super
Saiyajin, as Oozaru Vegeta, voice is constant the greatest warrior in the universe, will be born!
▫Back to normal self. King Vegeta and Bardock join him but only Vegeta's voice is heard▫
Vegeta: I wanted to kill him with my own hands! But I was killed like a piece of useless trash.
▫Pans to Goku's shocked face▫
Vegeta: If you understood any of my bitterness and anger...
Vegeta: Please kill Freeza!
▫Fades away▫
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Chuey's Corner:
Goku: The naked Veggie is right. I should DO something.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ...
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 2 everybody!
Vegeta: (scratches head) Do I feel a sense of deja vu coming on?
Chuquita: A long while ago we used the "magnificent" line as a Q.O.T.W; but never the entire scene.
Vegeta: Ah.
Chuquita: (grins) I would LUV to do a parody, just of this scene in the episode.
Vegeta: (mutters, cheeks red) I'd really like to meet the baka who decided I visit Kakarrotto in the nude. (clenches fist)
Chuquita: Actually this scene gives me an idea for something in fic #100!
Vegeta: (looks over at her) You haven't really told us much of anything about #100.
Chuquita: (grins) That's cuz its a secret! For now at least.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: A few things come full-circle in #100. (nods)
Vegeta: Really?
Chuquita: Mmm-hmm!
Goku: (raises hand) (happily) We could have the naked-Veggie scene parodied in doodle-form!
Vegeta: (turns bright red) NO WAY! I'm not being drawn NAKED!
Chuquita: (thinks) I'm not sure if I'm good at drawing clothesless Veggie's or not; even though Veggie has his back to Goku the whole time.
Vegeta: (laughs nervously) Trust me, you don't want to do that.
Chuquita: Yeah. I tried drawing you at a normal size earlier today/yesterday, but even that way your curves were a pain.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) My "curves"?
Chuquita: Yeah, you know, your waist. It's hard to draw in normal size and still avoid your figure from looking girl-ish. One of the reasons why I normally avoid that waist-curve of yours when I draw you.
Vegeta: (takes his shirt off and looks at his waist) (twitches) It is rather small, isn't it?
Goku: (pokes Veggie's luv-handles) Heehee.
Vegeta: (quickly puts shirt back on) Cut that out!!
Chuquita: I've found your figure steadily thins out over-time, except during the Cell saga when you had that temporary jump in height and weight.
Vegeta: I blame the temporary weight-gain on my introduction to Earth-food.
Chuquita: What about you suddenly getting taller and then getting short again?
Vegeta: (as if deep in thought) That is one of the great mysteries of the universe.
Goku: GT Veggie was as tall as Gohan today on gt!
Chuquita: Yeah, wasn't that freaky?
Goku: (nods) Veggies don't look like Veggies when they're big.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Like I had a mini-parody for the Search-for-the-black-star-db's saga, I'll eventually have a parody for the Bebi saga too.
Vegeta: Eventually.
Chuquita: Yes.
Goku: The Veggie in the quote makes me feel as though I should have killed Freeza afterall.
Vegeta: (sighs) I didn't know you were that much of a mush-head back then that you would've tried to "let him go in peace" instead of wanting to kill him. Also, I was in a dark, depressing place back then...
Goku: (reaches over and glomps Veggie tightly) Poor little Veggie...
Vegeta: (face turns bright red) (panics) But I'm oh-kay NOW!!
Goku: OH! (lets go)
Vegeta: Now instead of harping on it I merely surpress and ignore the pain.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I'm not sure if that's healthy...
Vegeta: You wanna hear me "talk" about it, be my guest. I warn you its bloody, violent, and emotionally-tramatizing.
Chuquita: Umm, no thanks Veggie.
Vegeta: (smirks) That's what I thought.
Goku: (plops Veggie on his lap) Poor little Veggie, so many people always trying to hurt u when you're really such a good Veggie inside. (snuggles closer)
Vegeta: (glowing) Eep!
Chuquita: Anyways, here's Part 2 as Goku continues his 24 hour-long wish!
Goku: (grins) It will be grand!
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Summary: Just one little wish? After Dende restores the dragonballs early, Goku decides to sneak out at night and make a wish for something he's been wanting for a long while, to be Veggie's Oujo. Will the 24 hour-long wish be enough to show Goku if what he really wants is truely what he really wants? And how will the wish affect those around him, including Veggie? Is being Veggie's Oujo all its cracked up to be?
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Part 2 Chapter Titles: Breakfast l Confusion l Wake up! l How did we get here? l Hugs l A wish? Chi-Chi's Suspicion l A little sparring session l Worrying about Veggie l Tell me a secret l Why hello there! l A picnic l OWW. l Saiyago l Sleeping arrangments? l Apology l Baking a Cake for Veggie! l Such a tasty snack :)
" Oh WOW! " Goku stood in awe of the room before him. The entire living room along with the kitchen and hallways had
been completely redecorated in a style reminicent of the inside of the ouji's castle on Bejito-sei. Goku peeked down the
hallway and noticed the door to Bulma's lab looked the same as before, only with a large, "BUSY" sign on the door. Goku
tilted his head at it, then walked into the kitchen and plopped down in one of the chairs, " Hee— I have a feeling this is
gonna be a GREAT day! So Veggie! What's for---oop! " Goku looked to his right to see Vegeta suddenly standing there.
" Aren't you going to help me? "
" Uh...with what, Veggie? " Goku blinked, confused.
" With breakfast! " Vegeta sweatdropped.
Goku's eyes widened, " You mean Veggie is actually going to let me HELP him make breakfast? " he gasped, ::But, but
Veggie NEVER lets me help him in the kitchen; neither does Chi-chan. They're both always afraid I'm gonna end up causing the
food to explode or destroy the oven or put in too much sugar and mess up the recipe...which sorta makes sense since all of
those things have happened before:: " Really? "
" Of course. " Vegeta smirked, then put a hand on Goku's shoulder, " You're my Oujo and I'm your Ouji. We work
together. And that certainly goes for such a simple thing as making breakfast. " he helped Goku up. The larger saiyajin
followed Vegeta to where the countertop, oven, and fridge were, " You might want to disguard your uniform for this,
Kakarrotto. Those sleeves will only hinder you while cooking. Your gi will be fine though. "
Goku froze, " Veggie KNEW I had my gi under my saiyajin oujo uniform!? "
Vegeta grinned boastfully, " I know MANY things, Kakarrotto. " he then started taking out bowls, spoons, forks, and
knives to be used for the dish.
Goku took off the uniform to expose his usual orange and blue gi, then placed the uniform over the top of the chair
he'd been sitting in. The large saiyajin readjusted his crown and walked back to where Vegeta was. By now the ouji had taken
out all the ingredients he'd need, " What's Veggie--I mean, what are we going to make? "
" I was thinking some waffles, pancakes, and maybe a big fish-omelet just for you! " the ouji said cheerfully.
" OOH! Veggie that sounds GREAT! I have never had fish in omelet-form be-fore! " Goku clasped his hands together,
then paused, " But, Veggie we don't have any fish. The last one I brought here I ate for lunch the very same day. " he
frowned.
Vegeta walked to the fridge and flung the door open to reveal a giant fish sitting there, " I know. That's why I
caught one this morning. "
" ▫GASP▫! But Veggie doesn't know how to catch--- " Goku got a bewildered look on his face, then glanced over at
the ouji who smiled warmly at him. The offness thought left Goku's head, " AW VEGGIE! " he reached over and gave Vegeta a
quick tight hug, " I luv u so MUCH! And you're being so NICE to me today! Even more so than usual! "
" Here! " Vegeta handed him a carton-full of eggs, " You crack these while I cut the fish up. " he grabbed the huge
fish out of the fridge and carried it over to the far side of the countertop.
Goku took out a bowl and stared cracking the eggs on the side of it, then dumping them into the bowl, ::Wow, I cannot
believe it! Veggie actually letting me help him cook; and being so very nice to me....I don't see HOW Veggie thought letting
me be his Oujo would be dangerous. He doesn't seem scared or worried about it at all.....I still don't understand how Veggie
knew how to catch a fish that big...I don't even remember ever teaching Veggie how to catch a fish like that at all:: Goku
glanced over at Vegeta, who was now measureing chunks of the fish in a measuring cup, ::And that fish looked like one of the
ones you usually have to wrestle to catch, I KNOW Veggie does not know how to wrestle fish:: " Hey Veggie? "
" Yes Kakarrotto? " Vegeta walked back over to him, measuring cup in-hand.
" Veggie how did you know how to catch that size of a fish if I never taught you how? " Goku asked innocently.
" Simple. " Vegeta poured it into Goku's bowl, " I got it from your head. "
Goku blinked at him, " From my...head? "
" Sure. As Ouji and Oujo, we share a special mental link that allows me to pull knowledge from your head just as
you're pulling from mine. " he motioned to the bowl.
Goku looked down and gasped. The eggs had been cracked and he had been beating them with a wisk while talking to
Vegeta, " ...how do I know this is called a wisk? " he held up instrument.
" From me. " Vegeta shrugged, " It's just sharing information in an often consious, yet sometimes subconsious,
manner. " he explained, " Like I know that you've never really worked with cooking utencils before because all your previous
efforts with Onna and myself in cooking have ended in disaster. BUT with this link, I have absolutely no problem trusting
you to help me cook, bake, and mix food together. "
" So, I can get into Veggie's head and Veggie can get into mine......JUST LIKE FUSION! " Goku grinned excitedly.
" EXACTLY like fusion; only it doesn't involve creating any 3rd fusion-baby. " Vegeta nodded.
" Ahhhhhhh....where are Goggie and Ji-chan anyway? " he asked.
" They're still asleep. They thought they heard a burglar last night. "
Goku paled, " A "burglar"? "
" Hai. Gogeta couldn't get back to sleep so he decided to guard the place; and Vejitto has my sleep pattern so he
won't be up for another couple hours anyway. "
" Poor Goggie, up so late all because of that... " Goku felt guilty.
" He'll be fine. I woke up late last night too...though I forget why... " Vegeta trailed off. Goku looked away,
whistling nervously, " Eh, I'm sure it was nothing. " he smiled, then gave the larger saiyajin a purely platonic smooch on
the cheek. Goku's entire face turned bright pink, " Now, " Vegeta said determindly, " let's make some waffles! "
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" I don't understand it. There's no LOGICAL explaination for it! Vegeta crowning Son-kun his Oujo, and all the
changes in the house, and the gigantic memory lapse that came with it which has affected all of us! " Bulma exclaimed,
frustrated and worried, " I don't GET IT! What HAPPENED?! " she leaned back into her chair in the lab.
" Maybe it's some strange time/space skip. " Mirai suggested, pacing back and forth behind her, " We have created
enough alternate timelines for that sort of thing to happen. "
" No. It can't be. If it were a real skip in time that would mean an actual block of time had passed. Look! " she
turned a small, nearby tv on and pressed the display button to reveal the day, time, and channel the tv was on, " No extra
days or hours have passed. This is just some isolated incident! "
" Hmm. " Mirai folded his arms in a Vegeta-esque way, " Well if you discount the idea of Vegeta actually crowning
Son-san; which had a next-to-impossible chance of happening in the first place.....OH! The burglar! "
" What? " Bulma looked over at him.
" There was a burglar last night--according to Toussan and the fusions. He came in through Toussan's room and left
about 5 minutes later! " Mirai remembered.
" A burglar? Any idea what he stole? "
" Not really, and when I asked Toussan about it all he told me that "its oh-kay" and acted as if it was nothing
important. " Mirai sighed.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" AND DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT FISH IN OUR FRIDGE?! " Mirai suddenly exclaimed, breaking the uneasy silence.
Bulma grimaced, " He caught it himself this morning. I didn't think he knew how; and Vegeta doesn't even LIKE fish!
Well he does...I mean he eats tuna and such, but never on Son-kun's level of "fish". "
" Maybe..maybe there is a logical reason for all of this. " Mirai leaned back against the wall, " We just have to
go back and retrace our steps from yesterday, stopping at anything that may have been out of the usual. "
" Alright. " she agreed, " Let's see...what about Vegeta's "Seme" shirt? "
Mirai cocked an eyebrow, disturbed, " His "what"? "
" He's been insecure since the wedding; remember that bet Piccolo and the others made by mistake...but I don't think
that would be enough for him to make Son-kun his Oujo. Vegeta's told me most of what's involved in that type of thing and
I don't think he'd feel comfortable doing it to Son-kun. " Bulma thought outloud, " What else...Vejitto and Gogeta made that
strange sandwich of theirs, Vegeta tried that...but there was nothing bizarre about the sandwich. Then Son-kun came by and
asked for the dragon radar to give to Gohan and Videl once they got back from their trip. "
" Did you give it to him? "
" Yeah. Vegeta suggested we have Son-kun hold onto it instead of have him turn it over to Chi-Chi like he was
originally supposed to do to avoid her being tempted to make a wish hersel---- " Bulma froze in place.
" Kaasan? " Mirai asked cautiously.
" ...oh my God. " she muttered in disbelief, then pulled out a drawer near her computer and pulled something out.
Mirai sweatdropped, " Isn't that the Dragon Radar you said you gave Son-san? "
" No, this is my backup Radar, incase something happens to the first one while we're using it. " she explained, then
bit her lip and pressed the on button. Nothing appeared on-screen. Bulma widened the search. Nothing. She widened it as far
as the machine could search; not a single red dot appeared on the dark screen. She slumped back in her seat, at a loss. Bulma
smiled wryly, " Oh Son-kun. "
" ? " Mirai glanced at her, curious.
She held out the radar towards him, " He made a wish. "
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" ▫YAWWWWN▫! " Vejitto let out a yawn and sat up. The portara fusion rubbed his eyes and looked back at the clock,
" Hey, 9:17am, that's pretty good, huh Goggie? " he grinned, then looked over around the room only to find Gogeta nowhere to
be seen, " Goggie? " Vejitto peered over the edge of the bed, then sweatdropped to see Gogeta sprawled on his back on the
floor between their beds with a flashlight clenched in his left hand. The light was still on, though not as bright since it'd
been on since last night, " Wow, I'm up before Goggie. " Vejitto muttered in surprise, then sat there on the edge of the
bed staring at Gogeta for about a minute before a sneaky little idea popped into his head. He grinned evilly, " Heh-heh—— "
Vejitto stood up, " WHOOHOO! " he lept off the bed and landed just inches above Gogeta.
" ZZzzz... "
" ? " Vejitto tilted his head, then grinned when Gogeta let out a yawn of his own and opened his eyes. He stared at
Vejitto for a second, his vision unfocused. Vejitto took a deep breath, " Boo. "
" WAHHH! BURGLAR! " Gogeta shot to attention and and swung the arm holding the flashlight towards Vejitto and whacked
him in the arm with it, knocking the slightly older fusion into the side of his bed.
" OOF! " Vejitto hit and fell to the ground.
Gogeta paused and sat up, " Jitto? " he asked, surprised.
" Remind me never to wake you up. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" Uh.. " Gogeta looked over at the flashlight, then dropped it, " OH! Sorry Jitto! I thought you were-- "
" --it's oh-kay, I'm fine, really. " Vejitto laughed nervously, rubbing the side of his arm. He sniffed the air
around him, " That is weird? "
" What? "
" Does something smell "odd" to you? "
Gogeta sniffed his own arms, then the room, " Yeah, but its not in here, its a faraway smell. Like its in another
room, or downstairs. "
" Well then, let's go check it out! " Vejitto lept to his feet.
" HUR-RAH! "
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" MMM! Oh Veggie this is so YUMMY! " Goku stuck a forkful of waffles into his mouth.
" See what happens when we work together, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smirked, then jabbed his own fork into a stack of
pancakes.
" Yes I do! " Goku nodded contently, " Delicious food is created!! " he happily exclaimed.
" ▫Ding▫dong▫ "
Goku tilted his head, " I wonder who that could be? "
Vegeta got up, snickering, " Well let's go check it out. " the ouji walked over to the front-door, then looked
through the peephole to see Chi-Chi standing there wearing her village armor over her usual clothes and holding a dusty
bazooka over her shoulder. Goten stood next to her, happy and oblivious to the situation at hand, " Ah, its Onna. " Vegeta
smiled evilly, delighted.
Goku nearly choked on his waffle, " C--CHI-CHAN!? Oh Veggie, we can't let Chi-chan in now! She'll get so MAD at me!
I don't want her to get MAD at me Veggie! " he pleaded.
" Mad at YOU? Why would Onna be mad at YOU? " Vegeta glanced over his shoulder at Goku.
" Ah----NOREASON. " he said loudly.
" You're lying—— " Vegeta said in a sing-song voice, " I can tell. " he pointed to his head.
" Please Veggie, I can't let Chi-chan find out! " Goku gulped.
" Find out what? " Vegeta stared at him, genuinely confused.
" ▫Ding▫dong▫ "
Vegeta reached for the doorknob.
" VEGGIE! " Goku shouted, worried.
" Don't put yourself in a panic over it, Kakarrotto, besides, together we could be Onna--if we had to. " he nodded,
then opened the door just as Goku dove behind the living-room couch in panic, " ONNA! Hello! " Vegeta said cheerfully.
" DIE SCUM OF THE EARTH! " he met face-to-face with the bazooka.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Wow that thing's really been gathering dust lately. "
" I didn't have time to dust it off--now give me back Goku-san! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" Oh I'm afraid I can't do that. " Vegeta leaned casually against the side of the doorway, " Kakay's my Oujo now,
which means you no longer have priority over him. "
" Why you little---wait, when DID Goku-san become your Oujo? Didn't you NOT want that to happen? " Chi-Chi paused,
suddenly confused.
Vegeta blinked, " Yeah, that's right, I didn't. " he scratched his head, " Infact I don't recall any part of the
entire ceremony, those types of memories are supposed to be deeply ingrained into my mind. "
Goku let out a nervous squeak, then slunk down further behind the couch.
" That's weird. "
" Yes, it is. "
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" I'm gonna go play with Trunks now! " Goten cheerfully announced, then skipped off.
" Oh-kay have fun. " Chi-Chi waved to him, " ..now where was I? Oh yeah! HAND OVER GOKU-SAN OR FACE THE
CONSEQUENCES! " she cocked her bazooka.
" NOOO! Don't hurt Veggie! " Goku left the couch and zipped between Vegeta and Chi-Chi, " It's not his fault
Chi-chan! You got it all wrong! "
" HOW could I get it "wrong"? He crowned you his Oujo, didn't he? "
" Well, yeah, but-- "
" --but? "
" Uh....ah....PLEASE don't hurt Veggie! " Goku started to panic again, " He's being so very nice to me today nicer
than he usually is even though Veggie is usually nice to me but he let me help him in the kitchen and he caught me a fish and
we had breakfast together and he's even wearing the little blue gi I got him last Christmas!!! "
" Wait, Kakarrotto, " Vegeta pulled Goku back by the back of his gi collar, " were you my Oujo yesterday too? "
" Uh....ah.... " sweat started to roll down Goku's face.
" Is Onna bothering you, Kakay? "
" Umm, yes? " Goku said quickly, relieved Vegeta had changed the subject.
" Well then! " Vegeta happily gave Chi-Chi a quick push backwards, knocking her outside the house. Vegeta clapped
once and several large thick security walls instantly fell down infront of the front door, " There you go! "
" ▫WHEW▫! " Goku let out a sigh of relief.
" So what would you like to do next Kakarrotto? Watch some tv, take a nap, hug me for a prolonged period of time? "
Vegeta asked, smiling up at him.
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" MMMMMM....mmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmm...mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! " Goku mmm'd contently, hugging Vegeta tightly against him
while the two saiyajins lay snuggled against the couch in the living-room, ::Veggie NEVER lets me hug him this long without
freaking out!:: " Being Veggie's Oujo is the best thing EVER! " he gushed.
" ... " Vegeta's entire body was glowing bright red by now. A big mushy smile was on the smaller saiyajin's face.
" Hi Kaasan! "
Goku looked over the back of the couch to see Gogeta and Vejitto standing there, " HI Goggie and Ji-chan---OH! Veggie
just sent me a mental-message; there's leftover breakfast in the fridge. " he nodded.
" Yeah, something definately smells wrong around here. " Vejitto waved his arm around, trying to waft it away.
" I dunno, I kinda like it. " Gogeta admitted, sniffing.
Goku sniffed, " There is something different-smelling around here...but I cannot put my finger on it. "
Vejitto sniffed the couch, " OHHHH! It's you and Mommy, Toussan! "
" Really? " Goku held Vegeta out infront of him; the ouji still glowing and dazed; and sniffed him, " OH! I know
what that smells like! It smells like what it would smell like if someone took some of my germs and Veggie's germs, threw
'um in blender, and pressed liquify. " he tried to explain.
" Hmmm... " Vejitto whipped out a magnifying glass, then held it up overtop of Goku's arm. Gogeta looked through the
magnifying glass and gasped.
" ▫GASP▫! Kaasan your germs! "
" What? What is it? " Goku looked worried.
" Some of them are...BLUE. "
" Blue? " Goku cocked an eyebrow, then looked through it as well. Sure enough, on his arm were the usual red
kaka-germs along with blue kaka-germs, several of Vegeta's blue veggie-germs, and a few red veggie-germs.
" They look like they were cross-pollinated or something; you know, like flowers. " Vejitto scratched his head.
Vegeta shook his head clear and the redness started to fade from his face, " Oh that's just one of the effects of
crowning Kakarrotto my Oujo, you know. "
" !? " the fusions eyes went wide.
" YOU CROWNED TOUSSAN YOUR OUJO?! " Vejitto gawked.
" WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?? " Gogeta gasped.
" ...I don't know. " Vegeta said in a faraway voice, then smiled, " But it's a wonderful thing and it makes Kakay
HAPPY, hai Kakarrotto? " he smirked.
" I got to hug Veggie for 2 whole hours! " Goku gushed excitedly, " And Veggie didn't freak out or try to use the
Peasant-Repel or tell me to stop or anything like that! "
" You think this might have to do with those huge blasts of light that tried to attack us last night? " Vejitto
asked the younger fusion.
" Maybe. They did have an odd, yet vaguely familiar ki to them. " Gogeta nodded in thought.
" HEY THERE! " a excited voice said from the top of the stairs. The four saiyajin looked over to see Bura dragging a
wheeled cart full of clothes down the steps. The fusions backed away from her nervously as Bura made her way over to the
others. She grabbed Goku's hand, " Oh Kakarroujo I am so HAPPY for you! Finally getting to be Toussan's Oujo just like in
Cinderella where she got to pretend to be the Ouji's Oujo but then the spell ended at midnight and she had to go back to
being a peasant but the Ouji used the glass slipper to track her down and decided he wanted her to be his Oujo FOREVER and
he crowned her his Oujo and they lived happily ever after just like you and Toussan! "
Goku's eyes widened, " You mean Veggie might like having me as his Oujo so much now that once the spell is over he'll
de-cide to crown me his Oujo for REAL? " the large saiyajin's eyes sparkled in awe.
" Uh, what? " Bura blinked, baffled.
" NOTHING. " Goku said loudly.
" Oh, guess what I got just for you, Kakarroujo--you know, to celebrate your new status--CLOTHES! " she pushed the
cart out infront of her, " Special OUJO clothes! "
Goku shifed uneasily, then paled. Most of all the clothes were over-elaborate, pink, ruffily or frilly to some
degree, " Ah, that is, interesting, Bura. "
" Well I think they'll look beautiful on you! Here try one on! " she held out the first one.
" Umm...uhhh..I... "
" Toussan's busy now Bura! " Vejitto spoke up.
" Yup! Kaasan is taking care of something very important! " Gogeta agreed.
" Something completely unrelated to dresses. "
" That it is! "
" Oh... " Bura folded her arms, disappointed, then smirked evilly at the two fusions, " Would Toussan and
Kakarroujo's little fusion-babies like to play dress-up with me? "
" WE'RE BUSY TOO! " Vejitto shouted, nervous.
" BYENOW! " Gogeta said quickly and they both zipped off into the kitchen.
Bura sweatdropped.
" Me and Veggie have to go somewhere too Bura. " Goku laughed nervously.
" Where? "
" You know--somewhere. " his eyes darted left and right, " AH! The gravity room! Yes! Veggie and I are going to
spar! " Goku grinned, proud of himself.
" That sounds wonderful, Kakarrotto! Incidentally, I made you a brand new gi! I hope you'll like it. " Vegeta said
contently, holding up a capsule.
" o.O " Goku stared at him, bug-eyed. He suddenly glomped the little ouji, " Oh Veggie you're so sweet!!! I could
just hug you forever! "
The smaller saiyajin glomped him back. Goku beamed and headed towards the gravity room, still holding the ouji
tightly against him.
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" Yup, there is definately something seriously wrong here. " Chi-Chi nodded thoughtfully to herself as she scaled
the walls of Capsule Corp, in search of Goten's ki, " I can feel it in the back of my mind. " she paused and capsulized her
bazooka, " The Ouji didn't seem very ontop of this, infact he was almost as confused as I am, and Goku-san was
frightened--maybe because he saw I was angry enough to pull the bazooka out....but that doesn't make any sense! I finished
using my bazooka against the Ouji months ago, and the Ouji never once hinted that he wanted to make Goku-san his Oujo, infact
he was trying to PREVENT it from happening. GOKU-SAN is the one who wanted the Ouji to--- " Chi-Chi froze in place.
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" ...You'd be the most responsible one to hold on to both the radar and the dragonball until Gohan and Videl get
back from their honeymoon. ":::
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" --oh my God. Goku-san WISHED for this to happen...he actually took the situation into his own hands and WISHED to
be the Ouji's Oujo...or that the Ouji would crown him, or something along those lines.. " she mumbled in disbelief, then
clenched her fists as it rolled off into anger, " OOOOOH, GOKU-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! "
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" Did you hear something? " Goku looked around as he and Vegeta stood in the gravity room. The larger saiyajin
shivered.
Vegeta looked over at Goku from the warm-ups he was doing--the ouji was currently in the middle of his 15th push-up,
" Sounded kinda like Onna. "
" Ohhhhh, I hope Chi-chan doesn't find out! She'll be so MAD! "
The smaller saiyajin lept to his feet and zipped over him, suspicious, " Find out about what? "
" NOTHING. " Goku said loudly.
" Hmm.... " Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " You know Kakarrotto, on the way to the gravity room, I've been thinking? "
" About giving me the nice new gi you made? " Goku chirped eagerly.
" No. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " About why I don't seem to remember wanting to or even the act of crowning you my Oujo.
The entire topic confused just about everyone else I've come into contact with today as well; Vejitto, Gogeta, Onna. Bura
seemed as if it were normal though--but that doesn't count since she always acts like you're my Oujo. "
Goku started to sweat profusely, " ... "
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta stopped pacing and turned to face him, " Did something so tramatic happen recently that we
needed to use Bulma's brain-freezer to block it out? "
" ▫WHEW▫! " Goku let out a sigh of relief.
" No, that's not it. " Vegeta folded his arms.
" WAHH! " Goku fell over, " W--why wouldn't that be it, Veggie? "
" Your reaction differed from how you would normally react in finding out part of your memory'd been erased. Which
means---you know what's going on, don't you Kakarrotto? " Vegeta smirked evilly at him.
" Ah... " Goku continued to stare, then started laughing nervously.
" Just because your kaka-germs keep mushying up my brain ever other scene doesn't mean its depleted my intellgence
any. " the ouji pointed out, " So, whadda ya keeping from me, Kakay? " he tilted his head and smiled.
" I'll---tell Veggie if he can beat me in a spar! " Goku blurted out, then slapped his hands over his mouth.
" Fair enough. " Vegeta put his wrist-bands away in his gi pants pockets and pulled out his usual white gloves,
" How's 500x gravity sound to you, Kakarrotto? "
" But Veggie I'm not used to---OOP! " Goku nearly fell backward.
" ▫GRAVITY SIMULATION ACTIVATED: 500x NORMAL EARTH GRAVITY▫ " the computer announced as the entire room went red.
Goku re-oriented himself while Vegeta did a few crunches.
Vegeta burst into ssj2, " HERE I COME, KAKARROTTO! GET READY! " he lept up into the air and flew at Goku.
The larger saiyajin laughed, " You're gonna make this tough, arentcha Veggie? " he burst into ssj2 as well.
" Wouldn't have it any other way! "
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" Heh, I should've gone and wished myself saiyajin when I had the chance. " Bulma chuckled and got up, " Well, come
on Mirai, let's go find Son-kun and find out if this "wish" of his is permanent or not. "
" Are you SURE it's the result of a wish though? " Mirai asked.
" Well the dragonballs were active yesterday and they're back to being stones again today; Son-kun just must've
gotten desperate. I don't blame him; almost 2 years and none of us bothered to just come out and explain to him that a
saiyajin oujo and a buddy are two different things? " she headed towards the stairs, " I have to tell you though, its more
Vegeta I'm worried about. Son-kun can bounce back from this stuff, well, practically anything. But Vegeta...he sucks it in
and broods about it, gets himself upset, depressed, confused...I don't want him to deal with all that. He's dealt with enough
of that stuff to last a lifetime. And now he's not gonna trust Son-kun with the dragonballs anymore. "
" He doesn't trust Son-san with much of anything. " Mirai sweatdropped, following her up the stairs.
" Heh, yeah, you're right. "
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" YAHHHHHHHHHH! "
" ▫BOOF▫! " Vegeta landed with a thud on his back.
" Haha! I gotcha! " Goku grinned. He blinked as as Vegeta's eyes widened in panic and the ouji quickly shifted his
body weight, knocking Goku off guard and flipping their positions around so the larger saiyajin was now pinned. Vegeta formed
a small ball of ki on the tip of his pointer finger.
" And now I have got you! " he smirked, " So, Kakarrotto, my Oujo, care to explain my little lapse in memory? Or
shall I force the information out of you by bringing your mind into such a state of pure bliss that you'll have no choice but
to admit the little secret you're carrying? "
Goku laughed, " Heehee, silly Veggie! You can't change my state of mind without the a-ddition of either a caffeinated
or alcoholic beverage. "
Vegeta smirked and concentrated, " Can't I? "
" VEGETA?! "
" ??? " the ouji looked up to see Bulma and Mirai standing in the doorway, both of them gawking at him, " Ah, what
is it? "
" Hahahahaaa.... "
Vegeta glanced down and let out a yelp to see Goku's face now glowing bright pink while a trail of drool dribbled out
the side of his mouth, " AHHH-HAH! " he lept to his feet, " B--Bulma--and, but, Kakarrotto--I, he, me, WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY
BRAIN!! " Vegeta wailed, clutching his head and falling back onto his rump.
Bulma looked at him, concerned, " Vegeta, I-- " she took a step into the room only to instantly slam down onto the
floor, " OOF! "
" This can't be happening, I can't believe it this is impossible I don't feel that way towards Kakarrotto yet he's
my Oujo and I would NEVER agree to doing such a, I don't even REMEMBER a single part of-- " he rattled off, frightened, " Oh
GOD I platonically "smooched" him earlier DIDN'T I!? "
" Hee—— " Goku waved to him, dazed.
The ouji's face turned bright red and he waved, " Haha——---▫SLAP▫! " he slapped himself across the face, " STOP THAT!
" Vegeta snapped at himself.
" Um, Vegeta? "
" Oh! " he turned his attention back to Bulma.
" If..you don't you shut the machine off? " she sweatdropped.
" Hm?....OH! " the ouji lept to his feet and quickly pressed the off button on the gravity machine, causing
everything to revert its normal gravitational level.
" ▫Whew▫ " Bulma stood up, " That is truely amazing that you can walk around under such pressure like its nothing at
all. " she said, impressed.
" Ha, that type of pressure is nothing compared to what I'm feeling now concerning Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said, uneasy.
Goku sat up; the ouji's concentration broken and his mind feeling awake and alert again.
" Yes, "Kakarrotto". Vegeta may I speak to Son-kun for a moment? " Bulma asked.
Goku froze. He lept to his feet and zipped behind Vegeta for protection, " Am I in trouble? "
Bulma sweatdropped, " No Son-kun. Just follow me. Vegeta you stay here. " she instructed.
" Bye, Veggie. " Goku waved sadly to him.
" Bye, Kakay. " Vegeta waved back just as sadly.
" Come on, "Kakay". " Bulma said dryly, pulling Goku out of the room and turning the corner so they couldn't be
heard.
" So. "
" So. "
" Dragonballs. "
" Forgive me? "
" What did you wish for? "
" To be Veggie's Oujo for a day. "
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" I KNEW IT! HA! I KNEW that's what it was! Or at least something in that general area. " Bulma said, proud of
herself, " I told Vegeta he should've just explained the "Oujo" title to you, but he didn't want to hurt your feelings and
lose his relationship with you. " she nodded confidently, " I'm glad you only chose 1 day though, things could get really
complicated around here if you had gone with an entire month as I originally suspected--once I figured out you made the
wish. "
" Actually I wanted to wish to be Veggie's Oujo FOREVER, " Goku's eyes widened on the word "forever", " but
Shenlong wasn't recharged enough to grant a wish that large. " he nodded.
Bulma paled, " Oh. "Forever". " she glanced back around the corner to see Vegeta standing in the hallway in the
little blue gi, " Oh Vegeta... " Bulma said, worried, then looked back and nearly fell over at the grin on Goku's face, " OH
Vegeta. " she gulped, " Listen Son-kun, I know it was wrong of us to keep all these details about your current "title" from
you, but I want to let you know that Vegeta has a very good reason for why he never told you, and that's because he CARES
about you. He doesn't want to see you hurt or confused or emotionally scarred. Now that doesn't mean it was right to not tell
you after so much time as passed, and going behind our backs to take up what was supposed to be one of Gohan and Videl's
wishes isn't right either, but we can't do anything about that until Dende recharges the dragonballs again. So what we're
gonna do now is let you enjoy your little "Veggie's Oujo" day; the spell will wear off tommorow anyway. Whether or not
Vegeta will remember any of this is anyone's guess. Now has anything "non-platonic" happened to you or Vegeta since you made
the wish? "
" Uhh... " Goku looked down at her, taking everything Bulma had said, in. He pointed to his cheek, " Well, Veggie did
give me a smooch on the cheek earlier. "
" "Smooch"es are platonic though. " Bulma pointed out.
Goku blinked, " Yeah! Yes they are! " he nodded, " It's just that Veggie giving me one is a rare occurance. "
Bulma laughed, " A VERY rare occurance. "
The two friends smiled.
" ..hey Son-kun, out of scientific curiousity, who's seme and who's uke? " she whipped out a mini-laptop.
Goku stared at her blankly, " I dunno, who are they? "
" ... " Bulma sweatdropped, " Ya know what? Nevermind. " she put the mini-laptop away, " Why don't you go back and
spar with Vegeta and tell him that I said not to worry and I'll tell him why all these things have happened to him tommorow;
that is if he doesn't retain his current memories himself. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku saluted her, then turned the corner, " Hey Veggie! "
" Let's go on a picnic! " the ouji randomly whipped out a gigantic picnic-basket.
" YEAH!!! " Goku gushed.
" Wah! " Bulma fell over, " I guess all those kaka-germs must send Vegeta into random mood-swings or something. " she
scratched her head. She watched Vegeta lead Goku to the front door, ::I don't think Vegeta'd forgive me if I let him out in
public like this...:: " Vegeta Son-kun wait up! " she ran over to them, then zipped between Vegeta and the door.
" What is it? " the ouji blinked in a Goku-esque way.
" How about instead of taking a long trip back to Mount Paozu to picnic, you just go have it in the backyard. Toussan
and I opened the pool the other day--you can even take a swim. " she suggested.
Vegeta looked over at Goku as if for guidance, " Kakarrotto? "
" I do enjoy Bulma's pool...and Chi-chan might be home and that is also where all her weapons which were supposedly
retired happen to be as well---hey! I figured something out logically, just like VEGGIE! " he grinned.
" ▫clap▫clap▫clap▫ " Vegeta contently appluaded him.
" Yes little Veggie, we shall picnic in Bulma's backyard! " Goku patted Vegeta on the head.
" ONWARD HO! " Vegeta pointed off in the other direction, mock-heroically.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" Heeheehee. "
" Haha..hahaha. "
They burst into simultaneous laughter and walked towards the backyard.
Bulma sighed with relief, " Well, there's one gigantic disaster averted...technically into a smaller disaster, but
still, it's better than leaving them alone unsupervised with Vegeta's brain in THIS state of mind. "
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" ▫HUFF▫ ▫HUFF▫ ▫HUFF▫ " Chi-Chi continued her climb, " This is somehow harder without Gohan. " she remarked to
herself, then froze, " Waitaminute, why am I struggling?! I can fly--hover--sort of fly; and I have Kinto'un! "
" ...!!....!...?...!.. " Kinto'un, hovering next to her, nodded in agreement.
" ... " Chi-Chi stared at the little orange cloud lamely, twitching, " You KNEW I was over here why did you make me
struggle like that!! " she waved her arms in the air, annoyed.
" ?? " Kinto'un shrugged.
" Hnn.. " Chi-Chi sent a minor death-glare at the cloud, then hopped on. Kinto'un let out a minor yelp, " Oh don't
complain, you know I'm not that heavy. " she folded her arms, then looked through the windows as the cloud moved to the
left, " OH! There he is! Stop! " Chi-Chi said to Kinto'un. She smushed her face against the window to Trunks's room, where
he and Goten were currently playing a racing game, " Goten! GOTEN TRUNKS OPEN UP! " Chi-Chi pounded against the window.
" ▫WWWWWWREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO▫ " the sound of the tv blasting with race-car-related noise
engulfed the entire room.
" Haha! Looks like I'm winning now, Trunks! " Goten grinned.
" Heh, not THIS time! For I have...a POWERUP! "
" ▫GASP▫! But I didn't see you use it! If you had one you would've used it by now! "
" I did pick it up but I personally saved this one just incase you happened to get ahead of me in the home stretch. "
Trunks smirked, informing him, " SPEED BURST POWER-UP! " he hit the circle button on the playstation controller.
" NOOOOOOO!! " Goten wailed in shock as a bright red aura covered Trunks's car and it blasted past his into the
finish line where millions of little virtual-people cheered in the stands.
" BWAHAHA! " Trunks laughed in a Veggie-ish way, " BEHOLD THE WINNER! " he pumped his fist up in the air while
holding the controller.
" No fair you cheated! " Goten exclaimed.
" I didn't cheat, I just created a strategic plan in my head and then applied it; just like Toussan does in battle! "
Trunks boasted.
" I thought Veggie-san attacks head-on in "battle". " Goten said skeptically.
" ...well, yeah, he does; but the other times he uses a strategic plan. " Trunks nodded.
" GOTEN! "
Both chibis paused.
" ▫THUMP▫THUMP▫THUMP▫ "
Goten looked over and shrieked to see someone smushed against the window, " AHHHH! IT'S A MONSTER.....oh no, wait,
that's my Kaasan. " he blinked, then grinned and waved to her, " HI KAASAN! "
Trunks opened the window, causing Chi-Chi and Kinto'un to tumble inside, " Mrs. Son? "
" And Kinto'un! " Goten patted the little orange cloud.
Chi-Chi got up and dusted herself off, " Goten, Trunks, thanks for your assistance. " she smiled, then narrowed her
eyes, " Now where's Goku-san! I need to have a TALK with him. "
" OOOooh, that means Toussan's in trouble. " Goten nodded.
" Yes sweetie, yes he is. Now do you know WHERE he is? Either of you? "
Trunks sensed around, " I think he's downstairs. "
" Thank you Trunks. " and with that, Chi-Chi left the room; followed by Kinto'un.
" Man Goten, what'd your Toussan do anyway? "
" I dunno, but whatever it is Kaasan's really mad at him. "
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" Ya know, I don't think I'd believe it if I hadn't seen it myself. " Bulma remarked, stunned. She, Mirai, Vejitto,
Gogeta and Bura all stood infront of the open backdoor while Bunni shifted through the fridge.
Out in Bulma's backyard sat an unfathomably large picnic blanket. On the blanket sat Goku and Vegeta along with
enough food to last the two saiyajin for at least a couple hours. Goku had a fancy napkin wrapped around his neck like a bib
and Vegeta was currently cutting up a chocolate-chip cookie. The ouji plunked his fork into one of the cookie chunks and then
held it politely out towards Goku, who opened his mouth super-wide and ate the piece of cookie off the fork like it was the
last slice of food on Earth. Vegeta wiped the saliva off the fork and his gloved hand, then put it down and sat back while
Goku grabbed several cookies. Goku said something to Vegeta, who opened his own mouth as wide as it could go, then chucked
to cookies at him, Vegeta leaning off in the direction each cookie flew in, catching it in his mouth and swallowing it whole
each time.
" ... " Mirai stared blankly, " So this is what it'd be like if Son-san was Toussan's Oujo, huh? " he gawked.
" That looks kinda fun. We should have a machine that shoots cookies into our mouths, Goggie. " Vejitto thought
outloud.
Gogeta invisioned one of those machines that shoots baseballs out of it, " Yeah! Maybe we can order one of these! "
he pointed to his thought-bubble.
Bulma looked over at the visible thought-bubble, " How is that physically possible? " she sweatdropped.
" You know, " Mirai started, " It actually looks pretty "platonic" at the moment. "
" What does? "
Mirai paused, then looked over to see Chi-Chi and Kinto'un standing there, " GAH!? C--Chi-Chi. Ah, hi. " he laughed
nervously.
" So Goku-san actually made a wish this time, huh? " she said, unusually calm.
" Y--yeah. Though Son-kun actually taking control of the situation had only a 4 chance of occuring in the first
place. " Bulma spoke up.
" Oh. "
" ...uh, aren't you mad? " she said, surprised, " You know, that he disobeyed and then wished for something "selfish"
which involved Vegeta? "
" As long as Goku-san's in control of this bizarre little dilemma; and I know the Ouji didn't make the wish; then I'm
alright. " Chi-Chi nodded, then left back outside.
" Wait, where are you going? "
" I'm going to talk to Goku-san. You know, find out exactly how he worded his wish, and if he used both of them. "
Chi-Chi explained, then walked off.
" Poor Son-san, he doesn't even see her comin. " Mirai paled.
" Catch Veggie! " Goku tossed another cupcake Vegeta's way. The little ouji bounced up and caught it in his mouth,
" Hahaha! " Goku applauded, " Veggie's so cute! "
" Interesting wish, Goku-san. "
" O.O " Goku's eyes bugged out and he looked to his right to see Chi-Chi standing there, " EEP! CHI-CHAN! " he zipped
infront of Vegeta, " DON'T HURT VEGGIE!! "
" You made a wish, didn't you, Goku-san. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him in suspicion.
" Wish? " Vegeta glanced over at Goku, who grabbed Chi-Chi and rushed to the other end of the yard.
Goku took a deep breath, " AHH.......yes. "
" Oh Goku-sa, how COULD you! You KNEW those two wishes were for Gohan and Videl! " she scolded him.
" I'm sorry. " Goku looked downward, " I just wanted to be Veggie's Oujo so BADLY, and no one would tell me anything
about what it was like and...I am SO SORRY! Please forgive me! "
" Hmm....how long does this wish last? "
" One day. "
" You're forgiven. " she nodded.
" ▫WHEW▫! " Goku wiped the nervous sweat off his forehead, " Haha, I thought you were gonna blast little Veggie's
head off or somethin. "
" You know I was until I recognized and figured out exactly why there seemed to be a gap in both my memory and the
Ouji's of this. Now that I know this is your fault, and that for once the Ouji is actually the victim, I have no reason to
cause him harm. " Chi-Chi smiled, then narrowed her eyes, " Unless he kissed you. He didn't kiss you did he? "
Goku let out a gasp of horror, " NO! Veggie would NEVER do that and I would NEVER do that to Veggie! " his entire
face turned bright pink, " ...though Veggie gave me a smooch earlier but smooches are platonic. "
" Ah.. " Chi-Chi said, then glanced back to see Vegeta watching them in his little blue gi with a cookie half-in his
mouth, " You have no idea how much more at ease I feel with YOU in charge of him. "
" Huh? " Goku blinked, then laughed, " Aw Chi-chan no one's "in charge". Oujis and Oujos are equal; Veggie even let
me HELP him in the kitchen earlier! "
" But, he's in a GI. " she pointed to the ouji.
" Veggie likes his gi. " Goku said, then grinned at him, " Don'tcha Veggie! "
" It's comfortable and aerodynamic, Kakay! " Vegeta grinned back.
" ♥♥♥ " Goku sighed, feeling all warm and mushy inside.
" Oh yeah, he's acting SO unaffected by both your germs and the wish, Goku-san. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically.
" Oh Veggie " Goku tossed a cheese-doodle at the ouji, who caught it.
Chi-Chi watched as Goku chucked several more types of food at Vegeta, " Wow, he's pretty good at catching food in
his mouth, kinda like Buu's dog. " she snickered, " ...can I though something? "
" CATCH VEGGIE! " Goku gushed, holding up another object.
Chi-Chi gawked, " Is that a WHOLE WATERMELON?! "
" FOUR! " Goku shouted, chucking the watermelon at Vegeta.
" Ahh-- " Vegeta opened his mouth wide, then let out a yelp as the melon hit head on and launched Vegeta backwards
into the air and straight through the wooden fence. He landed with a thud onto the hood of his car, setting off the alarm.
" ▫RARARARARARARARARARARAR▫! "
" MWAHAHAHAHAHA-- " Chi-Chi laughed, then got a look at the horrified expression on Goku's face, " --ah, right.
The Ouji's in pain. I shouldn't be laughing. "
Goku hopped the fence and ran up to Vegeta, who was laying on his back ontop of the car with the watermelon still
wedged in his mouth, " Veggie! Oh Veggie are you alright! " he worriedly scooped the little ouji up and pulled the melon
from his mouth.
Vegeta grabbed Goku by the front of his gi, twitching and annoyed, " Go in the house and get me some Peasant-Repel
and we'll talk about it. "
" OH-KAY! " Goku chirped, then dropped Vegeta and turned around only to pause when he heard the second thump.
" Oww. "
The larger saiyajin sweatdropped, " Sorry Veggie! "
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" I am so sorry for your loss. ▫snicker▫ "
" Shuddup Onna. "
" Veggie please be quiet or I won't be able to wrap it up right. "
Vegeta sat on the living room couch, his gi top on the ground and Goku currently sitting beside him wrapping a large
bandaid-wrap around his chest and back. On Vegeta's lap sat his bottle of Peasant-Repel which he'd almost depleted after
spraying himself once back inside.
" It's a good thing we had leftover chest/back wrap from when I hurt my back due to the Big Meanie. " Goku smiled at
the little ouji.
Vegeta's cheeks turned red and he quickly sprayed himself again, then looked back over in the other direction only to
sweatdrop at the content, closed-eyes smile Chi-Chi had on, " Well, you're in a good mood for just wanting to kill me an
hour ago. "
" You should've seen the force with which that melon sent you FLYING! It was poetry in motion. Well, semi-rhyming
poetry with several spelling errors in motion--but still a gorgeous memory I shall keep with me always. " she grinned, " If
only you'd cracked your spine. "
Vegeta twitched, " Hey, I need my lower body for something VERY IMPORTANT later on. " he smirked.
" Like what? " she blinked.
" ... " Vegeta turned proudly to his left only to come face-to-face with a warmly-smiling Goku.
" Mmm——— "
" Uh.. " the ouji paused and suddenly paled at the brief blip of a thought that'd popped into his brain, " OH GOD!! "
he grabbed the bottle of Peasant-Repel, popped the spray part off and dumped the remainder of it over the top of his head
while shuddering violently, " Oh GOD! I think I just had a "naughty thought". " he gulped, then shook the bottle in the
air, " CURSE YOU KAKARROTTO AND YOUR BOND OF MUSH!!! "
" Hee! Veggie! " Goku reached over and glomped the ouji, knocking them both onto the couch, " Veggie makes me so
HAPPY! "
" Ah, yes, that's nice. Real nice. And ah, you know what would make "Veggie" happy? "
Goku squeezed tighter, " :) "
" No, not that. If you'd flip over so I'm not on the bottom. "
" Aww come now, Ouji. Goku-san's enjoying it. " Chi-Chi said, then smirked, " He likes being ontop. "
" ... " Vegeta paled, " Uh....oww oww oww! " he faked, " Kakarrotto, my back! It aches from the constant
kaka-pressure you apply to it! " he mock-gasped in pain, then said smoothly, " If only we could switch places it would make
my back feel oh-so-much better. " he looked up only to find he was now looking down at the smiling Goku. Vegeta shook his
head in confusion, " Wait a...how did...umm..my back is CURED! " he announced proudly.
" YAY! " Goku gushed and hugged Vegeta tightly.
Vegeta snickered at the now-peeved Chi-Chi, " Heh-heh, kaka-sandwich. "
" I really dislike you. " Chi-Chi said while glaring at him.
" I know, isn't it grand! " Vegeta grinned back at her.
" And ironic-cally, the watermelon didn't get a scratch! " Gogeta walked by with the melon in hand.
" Let's go cut it up, Goggie! " Vejitto followed him into the kitchen.
" SAVE ME A PIECE! " Vegeta called after them.
" ALRIGHT! "
The ouji turned back to Chi-Chi and smirked, " Perhaps I should remove my pants as well. "
" Don't you DARE! "
" I could have bruises and bumps there too, you know. I did hit that car awful hard. " Vegeta said casually.
" Not hard enough to remove your pants! " she snapped.
" HEY Vegeta! I think you should leave your pants right where they are! " Bulma laughed nervously.
" Very well then. My pants will stay where they are.....until later. "
" What's later? Is it a prize? " Goku said eagerly.
" Yes, a special prize..for.....for special....for.....something feels very wrong here. " Vegeta paused, sweating
profusely, " But I can't exactly tell what that is. It's as if there's some part of my mind that's screaming "flee! Runaway
and never look back! And whatever you do don't look into the eyes!". " he moved his hands around.
" I think Veggie has pretty eyes. "
" ... " Vegeta stared back at the larger saiyajin blankly, " Did you just attempt to say something suggestive? "
" I'm not sure.... " Goku stared back, confused, then grinned, " Is it good? "
" Well, it's uh.....the word "suggestive" is mostly used to...suggest an underlying thought in addition to the
words being said, so it really depends on what the underlying thought was. "
" What was it? "
" That I want to gaze deep into Veggie's little Veggie-soul and by doing so learn the secrets of the universe? "
" ... " ▫
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" ...BULMA!!! " Vegeta screamed in terror, jumping off of Goku and running off into the other room, " BULMA HELP
ME!! "
" Haha, good one Goku-san. You scared the Ouji GOOD. " Chi-Chi chuckled.
" Ac-tually, thanks to my special saiyajin oujo powers, I can literally do that if Veggie gave me clearance to
enter his mind. " Goku spoke up.
" Really? "
" Mmm-hmm! "
" You should try that before your "special saiyajin oujo powers" wear off. There's quite a few interesting Ouji
factoids I'd like to find out about. "
" HAHA! Yeah, me too! " Goku grinned.
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An hour passed, and Bulma was able to slap Vegeta out of hysteria.
The nervous little ouji now sat on the couch in the living room; still bandaged up. Luckily for him the room was
now unoccupied, ::That, that big baka, creeping me out like that!:: he fumed, then settled down into a smirk, " At least I'm
safe inside my own native language, the one Kakarrotto cannot comprehend nor speak in thanks to me never teaching him. "
" Nonka te ba, Veggie! " Goku gushed sweetly, walking by.
" Den pemo, Kakarrotto. " the ouji replied, reaching for the remote only to freeze seconds later, " !!! "
Goku whistled the saiyajin oujo's royal theme song that only Vegeta knew the words to as the large saiyajin left the
room.
Vegeta's bottom left eyelid twitched, " WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! BULMA!!! " he burst off toward the lab.
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" So what do think the sleeping arrangements are going to be tonight? " Bulma asked outloud. She was sitting at a
small table outside on the front lawn with Vejitto, Gogeta, and Mirai. Bunni was watering the flowers while humming.
" Never heard that song before. " Mirai glanced over at her.
" Oh its a snappy little tune I heard Goku whistling earlier, it's very catchy. " Bunni smiled, then sweatdropped
when she'd noticed the watering can was empty. She walked over to the hose and turned it on.
" Hey, Mirai, Veji-- " Bulma paused to see a huge chunk of watermelon inside Vejitto's mouth, Gogeta the same only
with his chunk on the inside of the opposite cheek as Vejitto's, " Hey Mirai? Didn't you hear what I just said? "
" I'm afraid my answer'll upset you so I'm pretending to not have heard you. "
" But now that you've told me that you did hear me that destroys the entire point of what you were trying to do. "
" ... " ▫
" Too-chey! "
" It's touche, Goggie. "
" Ah, ▫chomp▫! "
" ..I don't think they'd be rooming together tonight, not after the way Toussan freaked out earlier. " Mirai finally
spoke up again.
" I hope they don't. " Bulma sighed, " But who knows--with all these mood swings Vegeta's been swung back and forth
with since Goku made his wish. And I don't even KNOW what Vegeta's room looks like at this point! "
" What do you mean? " Gogeta asked.
" You know, how parts of the inside of the house now look all saiyajin-ish...saiyajinese...saiya--oh you know! Like
the inside of buildings back on Bejito-sei. What if Vegeta's room now has a gigantic vibrating waterbed with neck-massaging
pillows and heated satin sheets?! What then! "
" Do they make such beds? " Vejitto tilted his head.
Bulma groaned, " I don't know! It's just that, I have such mixed feelings about this. I mean, I want Vegeta to be
happy, but I want Son-kun to be happy too, and their opinions on "happy" just, conflict with each other's. That and I keep
seeing this awkward mental picture with them in that mental imaginary 'bed' and... "
" ...oh there's nothing wrong with that dear, they're both very handsome young men. Why if I were a young girl again
and I met one of them on the street you bet I'd-- " Bunni mused.
" --ah, thanks Kaasan! " Bulma sweatdropped.
" BULMA!!!! "
" There's our ouji. " Bulma laughed nervously as Vegeta, left-eye-still-twitching, screeched to a halt infront of
her, " Hi Vege-- "
" --OH BULMA IT'S TERRIFYING! " Vegeta panicked.
" What? What is it? "
Vegeta took a deep breath, still shivering, " Kakarrottopickedthelinguisticpartofmybrainandnowhestalkingtomeinmy-
-nativelanguageis NOTHING SACRED?! "
" In your head TODAY? No. "
Vegeta hung his head, " Why must it be this way! And what was I THINKING when I crowned Kakarrotto my Oujo!! "
" I'm, not sure. "
" I mean, being able to speak in my native language and having Kakarrotto being UNABLE to speak in it was one of the
few remaining privacys I had left! And now its GONE! It makes me feel so naked infront of him. " Vegeta gulped.
" Yeah, say Vegeta, speaking of privacy and nakedness, where are planning on having Son-kun sleep tonight? "
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" Hmmhmmhmmhmm la la la la, la la la la, hmmhmm hmmhmm, la la la, la. " Goku hummed a saiyajin song as he took
several food items out of the fridge and cabinet. He had just tried to sing the words to the song only to find out it
sounded horribly underpracticed when compaired to Vegeta's singing abilities, " I wonder where Veggie learned to sing,
anyway? " he thought outloud, " And when?....Maybe if I sing slower. " he scratched his head. He hadn't literally learned
the language but had picked up random words that he heard floating through Vegeta's head; however just a few seconds after
he'd said what he thought was "hello" to Vegeta; the ouji shut his mind off completely, " I didn't mean to upset Veggie like
that. " he frowned, " I don't want Veggie to be mad at me, and I don't want Veggie to be scared of me either. " he held up
a box, " Veggie's always making yummy food for me, and he showed me earlier that with his Veggie-knowledge I can make food
too!--well, only for 24 hours, but I'll show Veggie! I'll make a delicious treat just for him--to make up for scaring him
earlier. " Goku poured some flour in a bowl. He reached his hand up to momentarily touch the oujo crown on his head, " I
hope Veggie forgives me. " his cheeks flushed. The large saiyajin took a deep breath and tried to sing the song again, only
this time going much slower, " Po lana e ti yo, mupoba teba nah li kana... "
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" What do you mean, where is Kakarrotto going to sleep? " Vegeta stared at her blankly, " He's going to sleep where
he always sleeps. "
Bulma let out a sigh of relief.
" In my room. "
" WHAT?! " she pulled a double-take, " What do you mean in YOUR room!? Since WHEN has Son-kun slept in your room! "
Vegeta started to retort only to pull back, a bewildered look on his face, " ... "
" Listen, you're really confused, I know that. But I on, you'd...I mean, do you really think its wise to
let Son-kun sleep in your room tonight? ::Especially with the wish wearing off sometime tonight:: "
" Of course! Just because Kakarrotto's...and I'm....I really wish someone would tell me what's going on here! "
he exclaimed, flopping down in a spare chair, " It's all so damn confusing. " he let out a hollow laugh, " Half of my head
wants to shower Kakarrotto with affection while the other half feels like its going to have a mental heart-attack if this
goes any further. "
Bulma bit her lip, " Vegeta, the tru-- "
" --the one thing they both agree on however, is that I most likely hurt Kakarrotto's feelings by running out of the
room screaming like that. He doesn't deserve that, not at all. Kakarrotto's a wonderful saiyajin, a magnificant one. " the
ouji smirked, getting up, " I'm going to go apologize to him. See you later Bulma. " he left and headed back inside.
" ... " the others all watched the ouji go back inside.
" Well, " Bulma said, shocked, " That was certainly, mature of him. "
" Mmm-hmm " the fusion nodded, just as shocked.
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" Heh, there we go! " Vegeta stood infront of the mirror in the downstairs bathroom. The ouji had changed out of the
gi and was back in his usual training outfit. He had his royal saiyajin armor and red cape on overtop of it. Vegeta adjusted
the armor slightly, " "It's best for saiyajin royalty to wear their traditional armor while issuing a formal apology". " he
quoted boastfully, then left the room and walked out into the hallway, " I forgot who taught me that one, Kaasan or
Toussan. " the ouji scratched his head. He paused and sniffed the air, " I smell, chocolate. " he peeked around the corner
and nearly fell over in shock.
" Hi Veggie! " Goku chirped. The larger saiyajin stood behind the table in the kitchen, back in the saiyajin oujo
uniform. On the table sat a perfectly proportioned chocolate cake. Vegeta walked up to it and looked down at it. On the top
of the cake it read in light blue saiyago letters "For Veggie". He looked up to see Goku smiling warmly at him.
" Uhh...it's a, wow you did that? " Vegeta said in surprise.
" Well, I probably won't be able to bake a cake this good for Veggie tommorow, so I decided to make one now. " Goku
said, then looked away a bit, embarassed, " It's to make up for me frightening my Veggie earlier. "
" Haha. "
Goku looked back, confused.
" Oh Kakarrotto, you don't have to apologize for that. I should be apologizing to you. It must've hurt that I
reacted to you actually speaking to me in our native language, by running away. " Vegeta chuckled.
A grin appeared on Goku's face, " I'll forgive Veggie, if Veggie forgives me. "
Vegeta smirked and held out his hand, " Deal. " they shook on it, then sat down. Vegeta watched in suspicion as Goku
cut the cake. Even though the larger saiyajin had cooked earlier, all he did was help Vegeta. The last time he had made food
on his own, it turned out....less than desirable. Vegeta braced himself for whatever could be inside the cake; ranging from
it being undercooked to overcooked, or even having fish bits inside it.
" Here u go Veggie! " Goku plopped a piece down on the plate.
The ouji looked at it. The slice looked completely normal, " You gotta be kidding? " he poked the cake with his
gloved hand.
Goku blinked, " Veggie why are you poking the cake? "
" Ah, no reason! " Vegeta laughed nervously, then watched as Goku cut a slice of cake for himself. He put it own his
plate.
" Aren't you going to eat it Veggie? "
" You go first. " Vegeta said bluntly.
" ? " Goku shrugged, then started to eat the slice, " Mmm——! It's so yummy! I should learn how to bake on my own so I
don't have to depend on Veggie and Chi-chan for snacks all the time. "
" No! "
" ? " the larger saiyajin looked up from his chocolate cake.
" It's, alright. I don't mind having you depend on me. " Vegeta stammered out with a small blush-line over his nose,
" Afterall its part of my duties as the saiyajin no ouji to look after my fellow saiyajin. "
" Oh. "
" ...and I like taking care of you. You make me feel like, like I'm actually accomplishing something. My title would
feel useless if I didn't have you. "
A blush-line appeared over the larger saiyajin's nose. He made a shy smile, " Does Veggie, like having me around,
as his oujo? "
" Uh-- " Vegeta looked up to see Goku's bangs covering his eyes, preventing the ouji from reading him, " Kakarrotto?"
" Hai? "
" You ever feel...you know, like everyone else is in on some big thing only they won't tell you? " Vegeta tried to
describe it.
" I know exactly what that's like Veggie. It's so frustrating. " Goku pouted.
" Ha, no kidding. "
" It's funny. "
" I'm still not completely sure what being Veggie's Oujo means, but, I like it. " he looked back up and Vegeta's face
turned bright red at the mushy expression the other saiyajin had on, " It makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside, and like
Veggie's always there. "
" Ah, heh-heh. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" And I can DO things! Things I never knew how to do before! Like, like BAKE! And speak Veggie-ese just like Veggie!"
Goku gushed excitedly, " Oh Veggie why didn't you tell me about all this stuff SOONER? "
" I, didn't want to hurt your feelings. " Vegeta admitted.
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" ... " ▫
" Aww VEGGIE! " Goku glomped Vegeta tightly out of nowhere, " You're so silly! Not knowing that the saiyajin oujo and
saiyajin ouji get to share knowledge and skills is not something that would make me feel HURT. It's something that makes me
feel happy in that I get to share my skills with Veggie and he gets to share his with me! "
" Well, yes, there is that. " Vegeta said, then felt himself sink backwards deeper into the hug, " WAHH! LET GO LET
GO LET GO! TOO CLOSE! TOO---wait a second how did I get on your lap? " Vegeta paused from panicking and looked around.
Somehow Goku had lifted him off his seat, sat down in his place, and plopped the ouji on his lap without Vegeta even
realizing it.
" Veggiesowarm. " the larger saiyajin mused, " Like a really comfy pillow. " Goku rested his chin on Vegeta's
shoulder armor.
" Eep. " Vegeta squeaked out.
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" ... " ▫
" I really like being around you, Veggie. You're so special and unique and Veggietastic and Veggierific and
Veggielicious and-- "
" --let's not use that last one. " Vegeta said bluntly, sweatdropping.
" Oh, oh-kay. And Veggiestounding and Veggiemazing and....sometimes I wish I were more like Veggie. " Goku smiled.
Vegeta laughed, " HAHA...oh no you don't. I have enough mental problems--that's one thing I don't wanna share with
ya Kakarrotto. "
" Aw Veggie you don't have mental problems. " Goku looked down at him, chuckling.
Vegeta slipped out of the hug and landed on the floor, " Fine, call it "trama" then. I can't see why you'd even... "
he trailed off.
Goku grinned, proud, " It's cuz Veggie has the courage to do what I can't. Veggie's the only one who can stand up to
Chi-chan. "
Vegeta paused.
" Think about it Veggie, you're the only one who has ever stood up to Chi-chan when I'm afraid to. I love Chi-chan
its just that she's so much more assertive than I am that sometimes I can't bring myself to ask certain things. Everyone
else freaks out just like me when she gets mad; but not Veggie. Veggie holds his ground and sometimes even wins arguments
against her. Veggie's my hero. "
" ... " Vegeta's cheeks glew bright red. A smile curved around his face, " Your "hero", huh? "
" Mmm-hmm! " Goku nodded contently.
" Heh-heh. " Vegeta stabbed his fork into his own piece of cake while still looking at Goku. The ouji opened his
mouth and stuck the piece of cake inside. Goku looked on intently. A look of surprise came over the ouji's features, " Hmm!
It's sweet. "
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END OF PART TWO!
Goku: Ooh, looks like I make good cake afterall!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) With MY knowledge.
Chuquita: You can see why I thought this situation called for a PG-13.
Vegeta: (smirks) I like the fact that you used a sole curse word on this thing.
Chuquita: It was to enlarge your visible frustration. And under PG-13 law we can use curse words in few occations. OH!
(to audiance) That Dragonball Forever book I got, according to the Daizenshu EX site, its got an indepth section where
Toriyama talks about the roots of the characters and answers questions pertaining to the characters which have puzzled many
a dbz fan. Unfortunately....I can't read japanese.
Vegeta: (snickers) Ah, irony.
Chuquita: I may post a page of it on deviantart to see if anyone could translate any of it. I can only guess at some of the
questions by the pictures stationed next to them; also I can read the names of all the characters in japanese.
Vegeta: But that's it.
Chuquita: Yup. The names and a few katakana words are the basic extent of my japanese-to-english translation knowledge.
Goku: (smiles) Its better than my knowledge of how-to-translate Veggie-ese!
Vegeta: Ba nopa de mao tasee.
Chuquita: Indeed. And now onto the reviewer replies!
RELOAD/NEW REPLIES:
To tea: So happy you still like it! Heh, everybody else was so worried and paranoid of what would happen if Goku found out. True. It should be up today! :)
To Saiyajin-Neko: Welcome back! So glad you liked it. This chapter's got the answer! :D I'll update soon. It's actually easier to update this fic since its been finished already :D
To Crimson-Red Amber: Heh, I have yet to reveal what the rituals are, but will in a future fic. They could if they were to have a fusion-baby. So happy it made you laugh!
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PREVIOUS REPLIES:
To Hakura: Yeah, I just got slurpee and icee flavors mixed up '.';; I did have a coca-cola icee the other day, coincidentally
. They did go down there before, but it took them a while to get the ingredients together and then let the slurpee machine
cool up.
To PerfectCell17: Thanks so much!
To KrysSaiyan: Thanks! Yeah, I didn't see it either. That's why it confused me so much.
To Afrodite: Yup! Goku may be finding that out in Part 4 :) After waiting so long even Goku had to take action. Chi-Chi did
indeed get mad, that is until she figured out what happened. She's not nearly as angry at Goku as she would've been had
Vegeta made the wish.
To BlackDragonFury: Yup! By using Veggie's knowledge Goku can now read, write, and speak saiyago for the day. He loses those
skills once the wish is over though. Hai, what I thought was especially weird about it was it was from a semi-regular
reviewer. Ooh! I have the Temple O Trunks on my favorites! Its one of the first dbz sites I ever visited (I still visit
there occationally) Really funny stuff there. I remember seeing that picture! What's funny is that in the actual version of
that page Veggie DOES tell them to go home and "drink some milk". It's like he's new to earth-retorts at that point. Hee, if
I'm lucky I'll get this chapter up for today (Friday).
To Deepcoiler: Aw, Veggie's not completely walled into his own mind. He's pretty confused though :) Heh, voodoo doll. That
would actually work more during the 'gt' part of the timeline where everyone's older.
To Beronika: Sorry about your computer. Yup, the laptop's been working very well lately. I'm happy w/it and we should be
getting it to be able to go online soon. So happy you like the story! Goku wanted to find out so badly. The seme/uke thing
bothered and confused Veggie. Heehee, uke.
Vegeta: (laughs nervously) That role frightens me.
Goku: Veggie what's an--
Vegeta: --I'll never tell!!
Goku: ?
To Cathowl: Yes, she is. Ironic how though Chi-Chi wants to have many grandchildren she'll only end up with one .;;
I made up the word "Chelly" for this fic. Somehow I got the sandwich ingredients mixed up when I was a chibi; I used to eat
jelly & cheese in a sandwich. I don't think I'd try them again now though. °shakes head, slightly disgusted°. Hee, a note to
the fusions. Yes, Bulma would make a cool saiyajin. I saw a picture on dragonball-doujinshi's oekaki a while ago that had
her with a blue saiyajin tail. Heh-heh. Poor Veggie. I luv Coca-Cola too, more so with snacks. Pepsi is good when drunk
without snacks. Raditsu'll be back in part 3 to find out what happened after Goku left. Cheerfully Veggies can be scary when
their level of cheerfullness reaches a certain point.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) So I'm scary when I'm happy, yet non-scary when I'm trying to strike fear into the hearts of others?
Chuquita: Sort of.
Vegeta: '.';;
To xanthos: Aww, thanks so much! I got the idea for them outliving the others and living for so long from Veggie's comment in
one of the final episodes on the fact that saiyajins have very long lifespans and retain their youthful apperances. Goku and
Veggie's relationship is very close; afterall they've been through so much together. I think that comment hurt because it was
the first one I'd gotten for the story, it probably wouldn't have had as strong an effect if it had come later. You'll be
happy to know I put the lines back in (it was the platonic smooch part). LOL! Actually, without the video, the audio at the
end of movie 12 sounded surprisingly non-platonic on its own. '.';; Is Veggie's outfit really spandex? Thanks! Veggie-isms
are fun to write. Happy you enjoy those parts. I really appreciate it :)
Goku: (smiling warmly) I would LUV to go on a vacation around the universe with Veggie!
Vegeta: (laughs nervously, cheeks light red)
To Fan: Thanks!
To tea': Glad you're enjoying it! You'll find out this chapter.
To Tonketa-Ouiji: Thanks so much! Heehee, it may be. :D
To divastarz/hieilover: Nope, that's Kayka :) Brolli'll make his return appearance in a special, upcoming fic. The fusions
got their very first solo fic back in May called "Time-Skip". I'm planning on giving them another solo fic soon as well.
To Setsumi-san: Heehee, the Pastry Dimension's fun. Veggie was using the shirt for emphisis ▫snickers▫. It was a "unique"
sandwich alright. I used that particular word just for Son-kun to accidentally frighten Veggie with :D Son-kun wants the
oujo title so badly. ▫nods▫ Raditsu's confused, Bulma's getting more worried as the day goes on. THANK U!
To Maria Cline: We'll get a better look inside Son-kun's head in part 3, and what he thinks of his "Oujo" day so far. LOL!
Chi-Chi and Veggie. That would be interesting. Afterall she no longer hates Veggie. They just like to taunt each other
in the Kaka-War. She was only really angry before until she figured out that Goku being the Oujo was just the cause of a wish
he made himself. ▫nods▫. Glad you like the story :)
To RyukoVulpix: Yup, Veggie's in for some kaka-related trouble :D I'm surprised Toriyama gave Freeza a son. Maybe he just
likes chestnuts? °confused° There's many more things left to happen to Goku in this. :)
To orchideater: Veggie-paranoia :D He's just a little worried about the idea of ending up uke'd. Hai, Son-kun has been
pursuing Veggie (He likes having Veggie around :) ). He was patient for quite a while though, almost a whole year without
anyone really disclosing to him about the entire Oujo title. Son-kun uses ssj4 to appear more intimidating. Yup! I've enjoyed
Toriyama's parodies so far. There's even an actual timeline in it (like these fics have) Where in chapter 3 when Veggie comes
down he mentions that Onio and Kuriza have been stranded on earth for 6 months; Chapter 3 was made 6 months after Chapter 2.
I hope he does a Chapter 4. I'd like to see Goku show up.
To Goddess Shimi: Hee— yes he is! I can't wait for Budoukai 3! I hope it has an animated intro like Budoukai 2 had. LOL! I
copied and pasted that link last night. Veggie and Goku look so funny in those outfits (and poor Veggie having Goku peek like
that!) Yup! Pie is good :) Can't wait to see Goten's new "What If?"!
Vegeta: (embarassed) What could POSSIBLY classify Kakarrotto as seme?! (freaks out) I'M the OUJI! And Kakarrotto's--
Goku: (grins at Veggie) :)
Vegeta: --uh, Kakarrotto!
Goku: (chirps) That's my name!...Well, one of them.
Vegeta: (takes deep breath to relax)
Goku: ...Veggie what's a seme and is it fun?
Vegeta: (nearly falls over) I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT!?
Goku: Oh. But I thought Veggie knew--
Vegeta: --this "seme" word is all in your head, Kakarrotto. (sniffs) Nothing more.
Goku: (even more confused than before) Huh?
To Nekoni: Hi! Oh I put that part back in. It was Veggie's "platonic smooch" that was temporarily cut out. nods. Yeah, I think it might've been a lil bit of both. Aw, thanks so much! Actually I haven't posted links to them here, only on deviantart. I'm a little uneasy about posting 'um here :)
Chuquita: (waves) See you in Part 3 everybody! Out sometime next week!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) It seems rather late at night to be uploading.
Chuquita: (laughs nervously) It just took longer than I thought.
Goku: (waves) BYEBYE! ——