Psychicfiredemoness: Hi again people that like YYH!

Hiei: /Slaps duck tape on her mouth/ Her damn pole is now at about 9 to 7.

Psychic: /Shoves him into a phone booth and nails it shut and rip tape off her mouth/ And someone once said that Hiei should stop trying to kill Alex all the time so IF the romance commences between the two overly short Jaganshi's fine he'll be a little nicer I guess.

Hiei: Let me out of this thing! /Hitting booth/

Psychic: No! And I finally got 100 reviews for this story I'm so proud! Well actually 106. I'm so happy! I own nothing.

-Quick Review-

Last time Alex made brownies that almost NO one would go near, and then they learned that she actually has a talent, cooking. And we left off with her frantically washing the dishes and someone came up behind her. But who?

-End Review-

Chapter 21 Let the insults commence!

…Marie, the dumb ass bitch we all hate and that loves Hiei.

"What do you want?" Alex glared while holding a sponge up threateningly.

"We heard that YOU of all people; not that demons are considered people; made some brownies, and if you poisoned MY Hi-chan, I'll make sure that you SO pay for it you little bitch ho!" Marie stated.

"So you DO own him," Alex stated coolly.

"Oh shut up you little bitch ho brat whore, prostitute!" Marie yelled at her and slapped her. (Yeah I'd have put bitch slapped but one question, how come only when a girl slaps someone it's a bitch slap, but when a guy in the unlikely event slaps someone it's a normal slap? Think about it, I'll continue before the angry readers attack)

"That was a mistake man," Alex said coldly, and grabbed that little sink sprayer thing and sprayed it at Marie.

And when Marie ran out of the room, Alex followed her, turned the corner and sprayed who was standing there. It turned out to be…Hiei, now whose face was dripping wet and was twitching, and had both hands balled into fists.

'I'm gonna die now, I'd like to leave all my crap to my friends and Not my human family,' she thought wide eyed and was STILL spraying him with water, noticed and stopped.

"Oh look at the time, I must be going then, good-day governor," she said with an English accent and ran as fast as she could out of the room. (And that ain't too fast)

And after she was sure Alex had left the building in fear for her life, Marie came out from crouching behind Hiei.

"That you so much Hi-chan!" she said hugging him and got some really nasty third degree burns on her arms.

"DON'T touch me baka, that is your very LAST warning," Hiei said and left the room. (See, that THING was the reason he was twitching and stuff, not being all wet, cause he can dry himself off, stupid show off-y little punk. o )

-Porch-

"Is something wrong Alex?" Kurama asked seeing the small girl run onto the porch panting heavily.

"Oh nothing, nothing at all, only… HIEI'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!" Alex yelled.

"Uh, what happened to your face?" Kayori asked seeing the large handprint.

"Marie slapped me because she thinks I'm trying to take Hiei. She must be really thick to think ANYONE has a chance in hell with him," she stated.

"That's probably true," Sapphire added.

"Hey! Who ate all the brownies?" Alex asked seeing the empty plate.

The others all pointed at one another, yes Kurama even pointed at someone.

"Let me guess twas the two armed man?" she asked with a fang.

"How did you know?" Kayori asked playing along and getting her friend to sweat drop.

"Well Kurama being the only MAN here, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law, you have the right to an attorney, if you can't provide one, one will be provided for you," Alex said pointing a accusing finger at him.

He just sweat dropped.

"I believe you owe me an explanation before I slit your throat shojo," Hiei stated ringing out some of his hair as he stepped out onto the porch.

"Um, well you see…" Alex said rubbing her head, "It was Marie."

"No it wasn't!" Marie said stepping out next to Hiei.

"Yes it was! You slapped me so I chased you with the sink sprayer and then I thought you were behind the corner and sprayed Hiei on accident!" Alex confessed.

"YOU sprayed MY Hiei!? How dare you, you bitch!" Marie screamed.

"You people say that word as though it offends me," Alex dryly said.

"You're like right, you ARE a female dog, but where's your like leash?" Marie asked. (I think I've been watching SVU too much-.-)

"Oh you sick whore! I am NOT some one's sick little play thing!" Alex yelled turning red at the insult. (Wouldn't you be embarrassed if some whore said you were someone's play toy? Like that, huh wouldn't you!?)

"It's not my fault it's true," Marie stated as though it were a fact.

"It isn't true! No one listen to her! She's been mixing the drugs she stole from the doctors' office!" Alex stated.

The two continued their verbal assaults on each other for the next five minutes as the others just watched.

"Will you two shut up now?" Hiei questioned.

Alex silenced herself at once in fear of him fulfilling his slitting her throat threat, and NO I don't mean killed herself!

"Okay Hi-chan!" Marie said and got punched on the head.

"One I told you to shut up and two, stop calling me that, because in your case I won't mind going to Spirit prison," Hiei stated glaring at her with malice.

"Why would he go to prison?" Brit asked coming out of the temple.

"If a demon kills a human, they go to Spirit prison. And knowing Hiei that WASN'T a false threat," Kurama said warningly.

"My Hi-kun would like never kill me," Marie stated and in an instant a blade was cutting into the skin at her neck.

"Don't call me that either and YOU don't own me baka so stop saying I'm yours, or else," Hiei said pressing the blade deeper into her skin causing a small trail of blood.

"Leave her alone Hiei!" Brit said defensively.

"I don't have to listen to a human," he stated holding the sword in its place.

"Poor Hiei, letting a pathetic human get on his nerves," Alex said mockingly and then was the one with the blade at her own throat.

"What was that?" he glared.

'Me and my big mouth,' she thought bitterly.

'You have that right,' Hiei replied.

'AH!!! What the hell!?'

'I have a Jagan you baka!'

'Oh yeah.'

'You're about as thick as Yusuke.' "Well?" he pressed.

"Oh yes I was oh-so-wrong to mock the great Chumly!" Alex said and got a small slit in her throat and a lump on the head. (For those that said romance, love is in the air isn't it? -.-;)

"Jackass prick bastard!" she cried then began insulting him in pig-latin, and got a new bruise on her arm and three more lumps on the head.

Hiei then walked inside the temple.

"Yeah you walk away ya jerk!" Alex yelled and ended up on the ground face first, compliments of his Jagan.

'I hate him, I hate him.' Alex thought, "I hate him!!!"

"Thinking out loud again?" Sapphire asked laughing a little.

"Maybe," Alex said looking away while still on the ground.

-End Chapter-

Hiei: Stop voting!

Psychic: /pushes phone booth down a hill/

Hiei: /cursing at her/

Psychic: Well hope you liked the chapter, please review.