Author's Note: Hi everybody and welcome to Part 4 of "Kakarroujo"! I have placed a gigantic "warning" sign in place of the original, one-line "warning" sign for Scene 11. The following is very, VERY important: PLEASE heed the warning sign placed before Scene 11. If anything PRECEEDING scene 11 has bothered you in any way, either click the back button on your browser or completely skip scene 11 altogether. This warning is the first of THREE warnings within this chapter concerning scene 11. Remember, if you are bothered, please PLEASE P L E A S E click the back button on your browser. Thank you - Chuquita
6:40 PM 7/9/2004
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By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from Shounen Jump #20
Veggie: (smirks) Ha! Even the Great Kakarrotto admits defeat against the rigors of the room?
Goku: Maybe. But there's a point where stressing your body more is just torture, not training. I've got nothing against you guys using the room though. You've probably still got room to improve.
Veggie: (narrows his eyes) What did you say?! Are you suggesting that you are more advanced than I am?!
Goku: (smiles) Uh-huh. A lot.
Veggie: (angered and shocked) WHAT?!
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Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (glaring at Son) How could you!? Sassing your ruler like that!!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Uh...
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 4, everybody!
Vegeta: (folds his arms) I still find that quite out of nature for Kakarrotto.
Goku: Maybe it was because I was in ssj, and I do remember hearing Veggie say that while in ssj you can become more feisty than you are naturally.
Vegeta: Hai...(calms down) I dislike the idea of YOU being "feisty".
Goku: ?
Chuquita: (pulls out thesaurus) Feisty: Synonyms; lively,
Vegeta: No.
Chuquita: spirited,
Vegeta: No.
Chuquita: energetic,
Vegeta: No.
Chuquita: go-getting,
Goku: (tilts head) Gogetaing? (confused)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) No.
Chuquita: aggressive,
Vegeta: THAT'S the one. I dislike my peasants acting aggressive while speaking with me. (nods)
Goku: (blinks) But Veggie the only place I really DO act a-ggressive in is when we spar.
Vegeta: Ah, but we don't talk to each other much while we spar, do we.
Goku: No.
Vegeta: Point in case.
Chuquita: OH! Before I forget! (holds up a sign)
Sign: PART 4 OF KAKARROUJO MAY MEET THE HEIGHT OF CHUQUITA'S PG-13 ABILITIES; THOSE UNCOMFORTABLE SHOULD SKIP SCENE #11
Vegeta: ...there's no number there.
Chuquita: I haven't written Part 4 yet, I'll put the scene number in when I get to it. According to my outline for the chapter, it's supposed to be scene 7, but who knows what number it'll be until I get there.
Goku: (taps Chu on the shoulder) Why should we be un-comf-for-a-table?
Chuquita: Because...things happen in Part 4.
Vegeta: Things happened in Part 3 too but you didn't put a warning sign up. (motions back in Part 3's direction)
Chuquita: Those were different things.
Vegeta: Am I involved in the warning?
Chuquita: You ARE the warning.
Vegeta: ...(pales)...oh.
Chuquita: (waves hands nervously) Don't worry Veggie! It's nothing like that! Honest! Besides, you're under the spell of the
wish Son-kun made; you have an excuse.
Vegeta: (nods shakily) Excuses are good.
Chuquita: OH! For anyone who picks up dbz graphic novel 32, take a look at the shirt Bulma's wearing while she inspects
Mirai and Veggie's hair after they leave the Room of Time and Space; it's the same exact shirt Veggie wears when Goku returns for the 26th Tenkaichi Budoukai (and Buu appears).
Vegeta: WHAT?! (gawks) (narrows his eyes) Are you implying Bulma has been handing down her old shirts to me in an attempt to make use of them once she's done wearing them?
Chuquita: (snickers) I'm not saying, I just noticed it when I was scanning that page of the graphic novel and comparing it to a scan of you from a later graphic novel. It's gotta be the same shirt. You're both around the same height and you also
both tuck that same shirt in. (shows two pictures to Veggie; one of Bulma wearing the dark shirt and one of Veggie wearing it).
Goku: It DOES look like the same shirt, Veggie.
Vegeta: (twitches) ...
Chuquita: (chuckles) Hey, it's nice of her to lend you her shirts, Veggie.
Goku: Yup! She does it because she loves you! (pats Veggie on the head)
Vegeta: (cheeks flush red)
Chuquita: ONTO PART FOUR! (grins and points onward)
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Summary: Just one little wish? After Dende restores the dragonballs early, Goku decides to sneak out at night and make a wish for something he's been wanting for a long while, to be Veggie's Oujo. Will the 24 hour-long wish be enough to show Goku if what he really wants is truely what he really wants? And how will the wish affect those around him, including Veggie? Is being Veggie's Oujo all its cracked up to be?
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Part 4 Chapter Titles: The drive home l New and Improved l Kaka-frustration l Veggie makes dinner l Have a Bowl! l Kaka-Germ Attack! Poor poor Veggie l Surprise! l NO. l "I MISS u". "You're LEAVING?!" l Raditsu's Guard Duty l Don't worry, no yaoi; just wish-influenced suggestiveness. l Hangover l I suppose you deserve an explanation l Group-Hug! l The long over-due explanation l
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Chuquita: Heehee, now that I look at other pictures of it, even the belt and pants are the same. So are the SHOES. (snickers)The whole outfit is the same!
Vegeta: (twitches) Curse my petite bone-structure. (shakes fist)
::Oh Goku-san.:: Chi-Chi mentally sighed as she drove them back home. The car was nearing the Son home, but had a
good half a ride to go. Goku was still asleep in the front passanger's seat next to her, snoring lightly and holding onto the
large Vegeta-plushie as if it would disappear forever if he let go. Goku snuggled deeper against the plushie while Goten sat
in the back-seat staring out the window and smiling at the scenery as they drove by, " I'll never understand why you like
that Ouji so much. Not for the life of me. " she frowned, then smiled at him, " I'm glad you're getting some rest though. "
Goku gave the plushie a squeeze and it let out a healthy-sounding noise, " ▫SQUEAK▫! "
" ▫POW▫! " Chi-Chi bopped the Vegeta-plushie over the head, twitching while a vein bulged on her forehead, " Evil
little Ouji. I'm throwing that thing in the trash-disposal as soon as I can get it away from you. "
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" So, you feeling better? How's the soup? "
" A little, and good thank you. " Vegeta nervously sipped the tomato soup right out of the bowl.
" I read that tomatoes are a good comfort food, along with chocolate--but I don't think you want or need the
caffeine right now. " Bulma chuckled.
" ... " Vegeta stared down at the soup in the bowl, " It's so strange. "
Bulma looked over at him.
" I can't believe I was actually that frightened back there; in the hot-tub. Some twisted section of my mind was
actually AFRAID that Kakarrotto was going to DO something after he pinned me to the wall. Logically I know and believe
that Kakarrotto would never do such a thing to me, but for a few brief moments I truely believed he was going to make me
his UKE. " the ouji shuddered.
" Vegeta I-- "
" --just don't get it. None of this makes any sense! Kakarrotto my OUJO?! And the lapse in my memory that nobody
else seems to have-- "
" --hey we all have it too, I don't remember changing the entire downstairs to look more saiyaish! " Bulma defended.
" --but I'm SUPPOSED to remember crowning my OUJO! Bulma its such a long and, and layered process--you went through
some of it, you remember!--that there is no POSSIBLE WAY, unless I had my mind wiped of the memory using your Brain-Freezer;
and I hightly doubt I would want THAT; that I could NOT remember it! " and with that he thunked his head down on the table
next to his soup. Vegeta swung his arms back into the air, " And didn't I want Kakarrotto to be my servant-maid?! What
happened to that, huh? I don't remember giving up on THAT! "
" Vegeta I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explination for all this-- "
" --then TELL ME! " the ouji sat back up again, desperate, " TELL ME, Bulma! Tell me WHY I made Kakarrotto my OUJO,
something I KNOW I was against doing for fear of ending up in a non-platonic relationship with him. PLEASE tell me if you
really do know. Because I can't stand being the only one around here in the dark about all this! "
" Oh Vegeta. " Bulma smiled warmly at him, then reached over and hugged the little ouji tightly. Vegeta hugged her
back, " It'll be alright. I promise. "
" Really? "
" Really. "
" ▫slurp▫ "
" ... " Bulma and Vegeta sweatdropped to see Juuhachigou looking at her cup of coffee as she, Kuririn, and Yamcha
sat at the table with them.
" WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!! " Vegeta snapped, embarassed.
" What Vegeta means is, ah...you know. " Bulma laughed nervously.
" Eh, my mug's empty anyway. " Juuhachigou shrugged, then got up.
" Yeah, we should be getting back to picking out gifts. " Kuririn waved to them.
" Nice seeing you again, Bulma. " Yamcha headed out after Juuhachigou and Kuririn.
" Bye. " Bulma waved back, then held onto the confused ouji a little bit tighter.
" Care to try a Chelly on your way out? " Vejitto chirped as Gogeta held out a platter of sandwiches; grinning.
" No. " Juuhachigou said cooly, then left.
" Ah, I'm full thanks. " Kuririn held his hands out.
Yamcha looked at the couple, then turned to the fusions and their tray, " Why not, it can't be that bad. " he took
one off the platter. Vejitto and Gogeta exchanged Son-grins. A few second after chewing, the former desert bandit let out
a yelp, " ▫FWOOOF▫! " fire flew out of his mouth, " AHHH! "
" A glass of water to cool off with? " Gogeta held one out. Yamcha grabbed and practically swallowed the glass with
it.
" GAH! " he opened his mouth again, only this time to let out steam, " Geez guys! What, what was that? "
" What did it taste like? " Vejitto asked eagerly.
" It tasted.....like spicy GRAPES. And some cheese. " Yamcha looked confused.
" That is because it is the new and IMPROVED Chelly! " Vejitto said proudly, " Now with a dab of jalapeño sauce! "
he whipped out a small orange-liquid-filled bottle.
" Es muy caliente! Y guapo! " Gogeta chirped and held up the tray.
" Your sandwiches are "handsome"? " Bulma cocked an eyebrow.
" Oh. I mean, es muy caliente! Y grapo! " Gogeta grinned and corrected himself.
" Grapo isn't spanish. It isn't even a word. " Yamcha sweatdropped.
" ...so it is! " Gogeta smiled.
" Thank you for your volunteersmanship and have a nice day! " Vejitto lightly pushed him out of the building and
closed the door behind him.
" Oww. " Yamcha rubbed his head, baffled.
" Hurry up already, " Juuhachigou grabbed him by the sleeve and dragged Yamcha back out to the curb, " We don't have
all day you know! "
Vegeta, Bulma, and the fusions stared at the closed door.
" M...maybe I should get dinner ready. " Vegeta pulled out of the hold, " That'll help me get my mind off
Kakarrotto and the fact that he would never try to kiss me or attempt some other non-platonic position over me. " the ouji
laughed uneasily, then headed towards the fridge.
" If you're sure you'll be oh-kay... " Bulma trailed off.
" I'll be fine. Really. Kakarrotto is no threat, afterall, he "luvs" me in a purely platonic manner, nothing out
of the ordinary about him. Haha..nope. "
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" MMMMMmmmm—— oh Veh-GEE—— " Goku held on tightly as he moved around under the covers, " My sweet little Veggie. I
wish I could nap with you EVERYday. " he mumbled.
" ▫squeak▫ "
" Heehee, yeah. Squeak. " the large saiyajin giggled.
" ... " ▫
" ... " Goku's eyes popped open, " "SQUEAK"? " he stared straight ahead, face-to-face with the Veggie-Plushie,
" EEP! YOU'RE NOT VEGGIE! " he pushed the plushie away, then looked around to see he was back in his own bedroom, which was
now completely empty with the exception of Goku's bed and lamp. He glanced over his shoulder to see his blue pillow missing,
" ...Veggie? " he said sadly, picking the plushie back up. A terrible thought hit him, " AHH! Oh no! My 24 hours can't
possibly be over yet can they!? " Goku yanked the wristband on his right hand off to reveal a watch, " 5:30pm. " he smiled
with relief, " I still have time. " Goku said, then felt a small wave of confusion, " Then, how did I get back home? " he
sniffed the air. There was fish cooking on the floor below him, " Ahh, Chi-chan took me home for dinner. " the large saiyajin
concluded.
" ...so why do I feel so sad. "
" ▫squeak▫squeak▫ "
" I'm sad cuz I miss Veggie. It usually doesn't hurt this much when I have to leave Veggie. " Goku rubbed the side
of his neck while he stared at the plushie, " Maybe...maybe its cuz I'm Veggie's Oujo now so it makes me feel even sadder
when I'm away from my Veggie? "
" ▫squeak▫ "
" OHHHHH, I don't know! " he flopped onto his back, " It's all so very confusing. I thought wishing to be Veggie's
Oujo for a day would help me, help me understand what being Veggie's Oujo is all about; what it is I do! I suppose... " he
held the Vegeta-plushie out infront of him, " I thought that being Veggie's Oujo meant I got to be with Veggie anytime I
wanted, and that we'd go on adventures together and go fish....and that Veggie would treat me extra-special and I'd be his
favorite like he's already mine....but none of this makes sense! Sure Veggie's more comfortable around me, but the change
inside Veggie's house, and in his ROOM...that big bed, and all my clothes in his closet---! " Goku froze. He bounced up off
the bed and ran over to his clothes closet and flung open the door. Goku let out a gasp. The entire closet was empty with
the exception of those two horrible confining outfits called suits and their equally painful ties and shoes. He ran over to
his clothes cabinet only to find that was completely empty. The entire bedroom looked like he'd moved out weeks ago, " Ohhh!
There is something seriously wrong here! If only somebody'd explain it to me. " Goku hung his head, " It's like...it's
like when you have something on the tip of your tongue, like you almost got it but there's something that's missing.
Something very VERY important. " he scratched his head, frustrated. Goku glanced over at his Vegeta-plushie, " What do YOU
think it is? "
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" Ahhh, I feel so much more like ME again. " Vegeta smirked as he sliced open the bag of flour and poured it into
the bowl, " Amazing what a few hours away from Kakarrotto and kaka-related entertainment will do for ya! " the little ouji
tossed the bag back into the kitchen cabinet like it was nothing, then kicked open the fridge door, grabbed a gallon of milk
with his right hand, butter with his left, and a whole cart of eggs with his tail, " YUP! Vegeta Oujisama is back on top! "
he boldly smacked his fist against his chest, then grinned, " And that's where I plan to STAY too. " he grabbed a handful of
carrots from the fridge and smacked them onto the table.
" What are you making? " Vejitto popped up from behind him.
Vegeta looked down to see the wide variety of food he had randomly taken out. The ouji's face went blank, " I'm not
sure. I got so into it I don't think I ever even decided what to make. "
" We can help you! " Gogeta chirped, grabbing a small bowl Vegeta had filled with chocolate pudding.
" No, it's alright. " Vegeta turned back to the food and grabbed a carrot, " I'll just.. "
" Hi Veggie! "
" O.O " Vegeta's eyes went wide. He looked at the object in his hand to find it was a small orange Goku, " AHH-HAH! "
he dropped it to the floor, then wildy shook his hand in the air.
" Toussan? " Gogeta looked confused.
Vejitto picked the object up, " Silly Mommy, it's just a carrot! "
Vegeta looked at it this time to see it was indeed "just a carrot", " Oh. Yes, I knew that. " he nodded weakly.
" Are you feeling oh-kay Toussan? " Gogeta take a spoonful of the pudding.
" Hai Gogeta. You and Vejitto just, sit at the table there while I make dinner. "
" Will there be fish? " Vejitto asked.
The ouji looked back at the fish he'd taken out only to let out a shriek. Where the fish had been sitting was now a
silver, fish-sized Goku-mermaid.
" I do like fish! " the Goku-mermaid chirped out.
" WAHHH! " Vegeta jumped back several feet.
" Mommy--? "
" NO FISH!! " Vegeta screamed upward, his eyes squinted shut, " No fish. " he said, calmer, " And NO CACARROTS! "
" You mean carrots. " Gogeta corrected him.
" What did I say? "
" Cacarrots. "
" ...▫THUMP▫ " Vegeta thumped his head forward onto the table, " I think I am slowly beginning to lose my mind. "
he said flatly.
" Hitting your head is not going to help, Mommy. "
Vegeta sighed, " You're right. " he stood back up, " The best thing to do would be to calm down, avoid all thoughts
that relate even the the most remote way to Kakarrotto, and just concentrate on my cooking. "
" Yeah! You can do it Toussan! " Gogeta cheered.
" We believe in you Mommy! AND your ability to create tasty foods for all! " Vejitto added in cheering.
Vegeta smirked proudly, " Alright! Prepare for a mind-blowing array of delicious food! " he spun a knife around in
one hand and a fork in the other, " HERE WE GO! "
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" WOW Vegeta, everything looks so, NORMAL. " Bulma said, delighted as the Briefs and Oujisama family sat around the
dinner table.
Vegeta grinned at Bulma and placed a bowl infront of her, " It turned out it was all a frame of mind. " he pointed to
his head, " I conquered the evil, kaka-related thoughts and thus have had my sanity returned to me! " the ouji sat down. He
took a bite of his food only to feel a sudden burst of pain one the side of his head. Vegeta's food dropped back onto the
table, " AARG! " he clutched both his right ear and the right side of his neck. Warm fuzzies started to accumulate in his
stomach, causing the saiyajin's cheeks to turn red. Vegeta stood up in his seat.
" Toussan? " Mirai looked over at him, concerned.
" I need to use the bathroom. " Vegeta said curtly, then slowly walked off while holding his ear and neck. Once he
rounded the corner Vegeta broke into a run and dashed into the bathroom. He pulled the door shut and started wailing out
curse words in saiyago.
The others just sat there in mid-meal.
" Such strong language. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" Indeed. " Gogeta added.
" It's a good thing this only lasts for 24 hours. Any longer and Vegeta'd go insane. " Raditsu commented.
" ... " the others looked over at the extra saiyajin at the table eating with them.
" Is my house just some sort of people-magnet or something?! " Bulma sweatdropped.
" Actually I'm still here to help Vegeta avoid a nervous-breakdown before the 24 hours are over....and to eat some
of his food! He's gotten MUCH better at cooking during the time I was dead. " Raditsu grinned, taking another bite.
Bulma swallowed some of her food and smiled, " He does have quite a talent. "
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" ▫HUFF▫HUFF▫HUFF▫ " Vegeta panted as he stood infront of the bathroom mirror. The ouji kept feeling the right side
of his neck and staring at it's reflection, " That makes, ▫huff▫, no SENSE! No sense at all! It feels like its THERE, but I
don't see it. Not even a mark. Like a magic trick or something. " his breathing started to return to normal, " Hmm. Perhaps
I should go question the others. They seemed to be much less worried than I am about this, meaning they must know something
that I don't. " the ouji said to himself, then rubbed the spot again, " Kakarrotto... " he muttered. Vegeta took a bottle of
Peasant-Repel out of the cabinet behind the mirror and sprayed himself. The red Kaka-germs fell off of him but the blue ones
remained. The ouji's eyes bugged out of his head. He sprayed them some more. Nothing happened. Then he actually tried to pull
some of them off with his hands. The blue Kaka-germs let out loud, soft purrs; vibrating and snuggling against the little
ouji's body, " ERRR... " Vegeta powered up, trying to throw them off with the burst of ki. Unfortunately, the Kaka-germs,
like his own germs, remained stationary ontop of him.
" Veggie! "
" VeggieVeggie! "
" Veggie! " the little blue Kaka-germs chirped happily at him. Vegeta's cheeks flushed red again.
" KUSO! This is crazy! Kaka-germs mutated with my own! How am I supposed to get rid of them? " he snorted, annoyed.
Vegeta looked up at the mirror and paled to see what was behind him. He rubbed his eyes, then turned around to face it.
There it stood. A Goku-sized AND Goku-shaped red Kaka-germ, smiling contently at Vegeta, " Hi! " it chirped.
" Dear God its a nightmare. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Haha, come to me, little Veggie. " the Kaka-germ laughed, reaching out to hug him.
" HA!! " Vegeta sent a medium-sized ki-blast at the Kaka-germ. Smoke filled the room, " Heh, direct hit! " the ouji
smirked, proud of himself.
The smoke cleared to reveal the Kaka-germ still alive and well, albeit its head and shoulders covered in soot. The
germ blinked at Vegeta, then grinned.
" ...WAHHHHH! " Vegeta let out a scream and nearly exploded out of the bathroom, slamming it shut and rushing down
the hall, screeching to a halt once he hit the kitchen.
" What was THAT? " Trunks asked.
" Ah... " Vegeta looked over at him, frazzled, " Nothing! Nope. Nothing at all; don't-go-in-that-bathroom. " he
quickly added at the end.
" Vegeta? " Bulma asked.
" Kakarrotto's germs have achieved a new level of power and ability thanks to me giving him his saiyajin Oujo title
and with it the powers said title endows. " the ouji said wisely.
" There's something utterly terrifying to you in that bathroom, isn't there Vegeta? " she said, concerned.
" Yes, yes there is. " and with that Vegeta sat back down and continued his meal, " Though I do find it VERY strange,
that there isn't a mark. It's impossible without a mark. " he said, mostly to himself.
" A, mark? "
" It's a private saiyajin-related topic. " Vegeta nodded, then took a huge bite of his food.
::I guess that means Shenlong must have granted the wish in a way that they'd only feel the effects:: Raditsu thought
as he glanced over at Vegeta, " Heh, you and Kakarrotto are pretty lucky then. " he smirked.
" Eh? " Vegeta tilted his head.
" Ah, nevermind. " Raditsu said, sweatdropping, ::If there were a mark it would've made this a lot worse; and more
complicated.::
Vegeta turned on the tv, trying to distract himself.
" And here's our evening forecast. " a man on the tv said, pointing to several digital maps to his left, " We're in
for a clear night with partly-cloudy skies and a high of 76'F. There'll be a full moon out tonight along with a 30 chance of
scattered showers. Tommorow sunny with a high of 88'F. Back to Local News. "
" Uh.... " a shadow of doom hung over Vegeta while his bottom left eyelid twitched, " "Full...moon"? Tonight. "
" No need to worry Vegeta, you know you won't go Oozaru unless you look at the moon so why get upset. " Bulma
shrugged.
Raditsu leaned over and whispered something in her ear.
Bulma's eyes bugged out of her head, " HE'LL WHAT?! "
" Be sent into sexual overdrive due to the combination of his non-existant mark and the full moon. " Raditsu said
outloud this time.
" DON'T USE "SEXUAL" I'M NOT COMFORTABLE USING THAT WORD IN THIS CONTEXT! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" Sorry? " Raditsu sweatdropped.
Vegeta folded his arms, " However, there is a way to prevent me from racing off with my mind fogged into a
non-platonic frenzy where I would track down a certain other life form and attempt things. "
" Gotta luv it when he's vague. " Raditsu smirked.
" I shall have heavy, industrial-strength curtains placed overtop of every window in my room. Then I shall have
Bulma, the fusions, and Raditsu guard the door TO my room. Finally, I will have the room securely locked and covered with
a thick ki-shield so certain other life forms don't attempt what Raditsu said that I may attempt while my mind is fogged up."
" Your mind's fogged up now as it is. " Bulma sighed.
" WHAT? " Vegeta said, panicked.
" Ah, nothing! Nothing Vegeta, don't worry about it. You'll be fine. Trust me. "
" ▫DING▫ "
" Ahh. My cookies. " Vegeta smiled, then opened up the oven and took them out. All the cookies were shaped like
little Gokus. The ouji tossed one in his mouth and chewed it up as if he hadn't noticed the shape at all,
" Mmmm...chocolate. "
" ... " Bulma cocked an eyebrow, " We may have to send him through the Brain-Freezer when this is all over. "
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" Goku-san! Dinner! " Chi-Chi's voice called from downstairs. Goku was sitting on his bed in his empty room, playing
with the Vegeta-plushie. He leaned over and hugged the plushie tightly.
" I wish I had the real Veggie here, instead of just a plushie one. " Goku pouted, " I think I really need to talk
to Veggie. I know he can help me. Veggie's so wonderful and sweet and-- " he paused, feeling something in the plushie's
pants pocket, " Uh-oh. " Goku reached inside and pulled out a capsule, " Ha! Veggie must've forgotten THIS! " he grinned,
then turned to the plushie, " Let's see what it is! " the large saiyajin tossed it to the ground to reveal...
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" GOKU-SAN! " Chi-Chi called again.
" Kaasan can I start eating now? " Goten asked her.
" Sure sweetie. " she smiled at him, " GOKU-SAN! COME DOWNSTAIRS! WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOU! "
A few seconds passed; then a pair of feet happily bounced down the stairs. Chi-Chi smiled at the upbeat sound of it.
Goku reached the bottom and swung around to great them, " TA-DA!! " he spun around once, " SO! What do you think! "
Chi-Chi stood there, gawking at the large saiyajin standing before her wearing a fancy, cream-colored, almost
ball-gownish dress. Goku adjusted the oujo crown on his head, " What IS that? And where did you FIND it? "
" Oh, this is a special dress for the saiyajin no oujo; I originally found it when I went on that trip to Bejito-sei
with Veggie and we looted Veggie's house; but this time I found it capsulized in the Veggie-plushie's pants pocket. " he
said, then smiled, " I bet Veggie was gonna give to me as a present. "
" A present...sure. " Chi-Chi fought the urge to rush back over to Capsule Corp and beat Vegeta theroughly over the
head. Goku sat down in his seat, his cheeks flushing a warm pink color. He plopped the Vegeta-plushie on his lap and hugged
it tightly.
" Mmmm... "
Chi-Chi watched him as she nervously sat back down in her seat. Goku was playing with the plushie. He rubbed the
spot where the plushie's arm had been and pouted.
" Poor poor Veggieplushie's arm. " Goku said, " I wonder what could've happened to it? "
" You, squeezed it off in your sleep. " Chi-Chi said.
" OH! " the larger saiyajin gasped, " Oh Veggie-plushie I am so SORRY! " he moved the empty right sleeve around,
then smiled warmly at the plushie, " Guess that means we'll have to go back to Veggie's house to get it. " Goku said with
a little too much eagerness. He looked up at Chi-Chi, " Can we, Chi-chan? "
" Of course you can. "
" HOORAY!!! "
" Tommorow. "
" ... " Goku sunk back into his seat, hurt, " TOMMOROW? But, but Chi-chan, by tommorow the wish'll be over and I
won't be Veggie's Oujo anymore and I was having so much fun being Veggie's Oujo and-- "
" --I said NO. " she narrowed her eyes at hte large saiyajin, " The Ouji's unpredictable under the spell of that
wish! I can't chance the two of you having an encounter! "
" Encounter? " Goku tilted his head at her.
" Yes, you know, " she grabbed two of Goten's legos off the floor and held them up infront of him, " THIS! " she
inserted the one lego into the other.
Goku stared at it for a moment, then let out a squeak. His face turned bright pink, " EEP! Oh Chi-chan you KNOW I
would never do that with Veggie! " he exclaimed, embarassed, " It is non-platonic AND against rule number 2! " Goku gasped.
" Which is exactly why you're staying here until that wish of yours if over. " Chi-Chi nodded.
" But what about Veggieplushie's arm? " he held the toy up.
" ▫Squeak▫! " the plushie squeaked adorably.
" ...I'm SURE he can WAIT. " she gritted her teeth.
Goku looked at the plushie, then back at Chi-Chi, " What if me and Veggie PROMISE to avoid doing anything that may
or may not lead to breaking one of the Rules? "
" ... " ▫
" You know I am REALLY good at keeping my promises. " the large saiyajin said in a sing-song voice and grinned at
her.
" True. But the Ouji is NOT. You stay here. " she pointed at him, then calmed down, " Now eat your dinner before it
gets cold. "
Goku's tail hung sadly between his legs, " Hai Chi-chan... "
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" So!.....Feeling any better? "
" Hai. Especially now that I'm full. " Vegeta flipped through channels on the living room tv. Bulma, Raditsu, and
the fusions watched him, " And as long as you four make sure I don't have any physical contact with Kakarrotto until
the morning, I should be safe. "
" ▫BRING▫! " the phone next to Vegeta rang. The ouji set down the remote and picked up the cordless phone.
" Hello? "
" I MISS you. " the voice on the other end said warmly.
" Ah...ah..I uh, I miss you too. " Vegeta's cheeks turned red. He paused and looked around the room at the others,
then held the phone possessively and teleported up into his room, " Why did you call? "
" Haha, I just wanted to talk to Veggie, that's all! " Goku's voice on the phone answered cheerfully, " That and
Chi-chan won't let me go back to Veggie's house til tommorow, so I figured I could just talk to Veggie on the phone
instead. You are so much FUN to talk to, Veggie. "
" Am I? " Vegeta laughed nervously, " So Kakarrotto, where are you, exactly? "
" In bed. " the larger saiyajin chirped, " I have the Veggieplushie Veggie left for me here too. Listen! " he held
the plushie up, " ▫SQUEAK▫! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Oh.....you, have it in bed with you? "
" Yup! " Goku nodded, " But I'd rather have Veggie in my bed with me than just a Veggie-plushie. "
The ouji laughed nervously, " I don't think tonight would be the best night for us to share sleeping quarters,
Kakarrotto. "
" Why not? "
" Well, ah.... "
" Is it because of what Chi-chan said? "
" What did she tell you? "
" Chi-chan said I couldn't go back to Veggie's house til tommorow be-cause she is a-fraid that we will have a
non-platonic encounter with each other. " Goku explained, " Isn't that silly? "
" Hahaha. Hai. It's especially "silly" because you know and Onna knows that I'm not physically attracted to you in
the way that I would want to make sweet powerful lo---uh, the way I am with Bulma. And you equally find me to NOT be
physically attactive to you in, the same way that you are not physically attracted to me. " the ouji sputtered, flushing
red with embarassment.
Goku sat there, staring at the phone, confused, " What? "
" Ah, nevermind. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Just to make clear; we are NOT non-platonically attracted to one another. "
" Nope! " Goku chirped.
" No feelings of love, devotion, or non-platonic desire whatsoever? "
" Nuh-uh! "
" Good...good. One final question. "
" Oh-kay little Veggie! " the larger saiyajin smiled.
" There is a full moon out tonight. I want you to AVOID looking at it or laying near ANY windows. You KNOW why that
is, correct? "
" Because if I look at it I'll go Oozaru? "
" ....well, yes, there's that; but with you being my Oujo and the moon being full it just...ah, its just best to
avoid it. "
" Kay! " the voice on the other end said contently.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" Well, I'll see you tommorow Kaka-- "
" --NOVEGGIEWAIT!! " Goku almost shouted.
" Umm, what is it? " the ouji shifted uneasily.
" ....don't go. " he said in a little voice.
" Why? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, plopping down on his bed.
" I don't want Veggie to go. I want him to stay. To stay and talk to me. " Goku blushed lightly, " Veggie has such
a nice voice. And he makes me feel like I'm not so alone. "
" Are you alone? " Vegeta asked, curious.
Goku looked around his empty bedroom and pulled the covers up higher, " Yes.....its very VERY lonely in here,
Veggie. TOO lonely....I wish you were here with me. " he made a small smile.
" ... " ▫
" Veggie? " Goku asked, worried.
" Oh KAKARROTTO...I'll be right ov--- " the ouji glanced at his tail to see the furry appendage dripping in sweat
and thrashing excitedly behind him, " --er tommorow. "
" Tommorow?! " the larger saiyajin exclaimed with sorrow.
" My tail already seems to be affected by the moon and it isn't even night yet. " Vegeta looked out his window; the
sun was setting, " How's yours? "
Goku peeked at his own tail under the covers, " Bibishii seems normal, Veggie. I think she's sleeping. " he tapped
his tail, then smiled, " Yup! Sound a-sleep. "
" Yeah well Nango's having spasms every other second. " Vegeta grimaced, " Dear God, once those chemicals reach my
brain...Kakarrotto, I should hang up while I'm still in my right mind; and you should as well. "
" But VEGGIE, I-- " Goku started, then quieted down, " Veggie? Can I ask you one more question? "
The little ouji layed down on his bed and smirked, " Anything, my Oujo. "
Goku smiled at that, " Veggie, do you like having me as your Oujo? "
Vegeta chuckled, " You're a perfect Oujo in every way, Kakay; a dream come true. "
" ... " ▫
" Kakarrotto? "
" I luv u Veggie. " the larger saiyajin squeaked out between tears.
" I luv u too, Kakay. " Vegeta smoothly replied.
Goku beamed, " So, so I will see Veggie tommorow? "
" First thing. " Vegeta nodded, " Goodnight, my Oujo. " he wiped a small amount of sweat from his brow, " I wish you
sweet dreams. "
" I hope Veggie has some sweet dreams as well. " the larger saiyajin said, " Goodnight Veggie! "
" Goodnight, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta hung up. He lay there, smiling at the phone in his hands, " Oh Kakarrotto... " he
murmured.
" Vegeta? "
" Eh? " the ouji sat up, shaking the daze out of his mind, " Come in. "
Bulma opened the door, standing infront of Raditsu, Vejitto, and Gogeta. The small group entered the room.
" Who was it? " Raditsu asked.
Vegeta froze, " Ah, it was...uh... " he looked around nervously.
" My ototochan. "
Vegeta nodded, feeling a little numb.
" What did he say, Vegeta? " Bulma looked at him, concerned. Vejitto and Gogeta hopped onto the ouji's bed; both
delighted at the amount of bounciness the matress held.
" That he misses me, and that he wants us to be together--in a platonic way of course. "
" Of course. "
" And that Onna wouldn't let him come over to see me. " Vegeta finished, then smirked, " He feels so strongly for
me, Kakarrotto does. He puts me on such a pedistal. "
" Yeah, but what kind. " Bulma sat beside him.
" Ah, that's one of those eternal questions of mystery, isn't it? Well personally, all that matters to me is that
Kakarrotto still cares so deeply about me; as much as I care for him. " Vegeta nodded in thoughtful contemplation, " Now
if you and the others wouldn't mind, I'd like it if you were to start guard duty. My tail is already starting to become
affected by the combination of me having an Oujo and the moon being full. " he moved his body so his tail was in Bulma's
direction. By now Nango was thrashing about wildly; soaked in his own sweat.
" OH my... " Bulma paled, " Is that, going to happen to the rest of your body as well? "
" I'm not sure. " Vegeta admitted, " I've never had an Oujo before; all I know is things I've learned from my
parents; and occationally Raditsu and Nappa. "
" Wow, thanks Vegeta, that made me feel important. " Raditsu said flatly, sweatdropping.
" Sorry. " the ouji laughed nervously, " I, just want to get this night over with as soon as possible without any
dangers occuring. "
" I know how to prevent dangers from occuring! " Vejitto chirped, then held his hands out towards Vegeta,
" BARRIER! " a huge blue ki-barrier instantly surrounded Vegeta. The barrier gave him quite a bit of space and touched the
ceiling.
" Go on, try it! " Gogeta said anxiously.
Vegeta looked over at the fusions, then touched the barrier only to feel a sharp electric shock jolt his hand,
" OWW! " he shook it wildly behind him.
" What do you think? " Vejitto smiled.
The ouji sweatdropped, " That'll work. "
" Do you mind if you let him give me the phone back first? I need to recharge it. " Bulma tapped Vejitto on the
shoulder.
" Oh. Oh-kay. BARRIER DOWN! " he held one arm towards it, causing the shield to drop.
Vegeta handed the phone back to Bulma.
" That's the attack I used to get inside Buu without being eaten. " Vejitto told Gogeta.
" AHhh... " Gogeta nodded, enlightened.
" Now we'll need to asign positions on who should guard where. " Bulma spoke up, her phone now inhand, " We'll need
one person for inside the room, one for the door, one by the windows, and one to call for help incase of an emergancy. "
" I can see you've already picked your position. " Vegeta flatly remarked.
Bulma put her hands on his shoulders, " Aw, Vegeta you know I love you but I have a business meeting tonight. "
" TONIGHT?! YOU MEAN YOU'RE LEAVING! YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW I NEED YOU TO HELP KEEP ME SANE!!! " the little ouji
panicked.
" I'm not leaving! I'm going to have the meeting by phone. "
" ... " the small saiyajin calmed down.
" Yes, by phone. That's why I need the portable one. This way, if you have any trouble; I can come running and use
my cellphone; " she whipped the object out of her pocket, " to call for help. "
" Kakay wouldn't leave me for a meeting. " Vegeta stubbornly pouted.
" Son-kun wouldn't HAVE a meeting. He doesn't even have a JOB! " she exclaimed.
" Kakarrotto's job is being my peasant. " the ouji smirked, " It's a full-time career you know. "
" I hear ya. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" BARRIER UP! "
" ▫FWOOSH▫! " Vegeta jumped back, just avoiding the wall of the shield. He sweatdropped, " Thanks Vejitto. "
" You're welcome! " Vejitto grinned, " Can I guard the door? "
" Ah, sure. "
" I'll guard the room. " Raditsu said.
" Then I get the windows! " Gogeta added. The trio retreated to each of the spots they were to guard.
" You sure you'll be oh-kay now? " Bulma asked the little ouji.
" I hope so. "
" Alright! I'll see you later guys! " she waved, " Bye! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Yeah...bye. "
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" Next Week on GeneralHospital
" Alright Carly, here's the truth; I'm pregnant with Sonny's baby. "
" ▫GASP▫! How can that be? I too am pregnant with Sonny's baby! "
A third woman burst into the room, " I'm pregnant with Sonny's baby as well! "
The three women sent death-glares at a man in the room, " Ah, oops? "
" AARG! " they raced after him using house-hold items as weapons.
" ▫Swooshy▫swoosh▫swoosh▫ " the scene on the tv changed.
" Oh my God! I've recovered my amnesiac memory! "
" Me too! "
" ▫Swooshy▫swoosh▫swoosh▫ "
" I, Lorenzo Alcazar, have brought my niece with me to sing at the funeral. "
The young girl opened her mouth, " LA!!! "
" Stop the music! I'm alive! " the panicked woman in the casket spronged up.
" Lila!? "
Raditsu sat there, utterly confused as the credits rolled, " Wow....earth television really IS confusing. " he
muttered, then flipped the channel on Vegeta's remote control. He looked back over his shoulder, " How ya holding up back
there anyway---AHH! " the large saiyajin let out a yelp. Vegeta was covered in sweat and pacing around in a circle within
the shield, his tail thrashing behind him and a dazed look in his eyes.
" Kakarrotto..... "
Raditsu nervously looked left and right, " Uh, Vegeta? "
" Raditsu....hey Raditsu. " Vegeta laughed almost crazily, " You wouldn't mind...you wouldn't mind letting me out for
a little while, would you? I need to find something...someone... " he smirked at the thought.
" You look like you're drowning in your own sweat. Sorry Vegeta; you have to stay in there til midnight. " he then
glanced at his watch, " Yup, that's a good 'nother half-hour away. " Raditsu smiled at the object.
" But...you don't understand....I'm not going to, to HARM Kakarrotto. "
" So you DO want to find him! " Raditsu smirked, pointing at the ouji.
Vegeta thought for a minute, then cursed and stomped his foot on the ground, " KUSOOoo... " he leaned as far up
against the shield as he could without shocking himself, " PLEASE...I NEED to see Kakarrotto...I WANT Ka--to see Kakarrotto.
It's a very urgent matter....you can understand urgency, can't you Raditsu? "
" Raditsu picked up a nearby notebook and flipped through it, " No Vegeta, I'm not letting you go just so you can--in
your current crazed state--hunt down my brother and try to perform actions influenced by the wish and beyond your control
only to wake up the next morning beside him and discovering you've impregnated ototochan which even though is impossible with
your recent luck would probably happen just so destiny can spite you some more. " he said blandly, " Huh, you got some pretty
nice recipes in here--invent 'um yourself? " Raditsu grinned, imagining the dish he was reading about.
" KakarroTTO.... "
Raditsu sweatdropped, " Nevermind. "
" PLEASE let me out...I'll, I'll pay you. I'll pay you lots and lots of money. GOBS of it. So much you can SWIM in
it! " the ouji pleaded.
" You don't have any money, Vegeta, all the stuff here was bought with Bulma's money. Yours is all back on Bejito-sei
, remember? "
Vegeta turned back the other way and began to pace, " KAKARROTTO.... "
" I have a feeling this is gonna be a long half-hour... " Raditsu trailed off.
" I'm coming for you Kakarrotto... " the little ouji reached for the walls of the shield only to get a mild shock,
" ARG!? KakarrottoOOOOO—! "
" You won't be saying that once its tommorow and you're sane again. " Raditsu nodded, flipping tiredly to yet
another channel.
" Hmm... " Vegeta studied the shield, then got an idea. He grinned wickedly and held his hands up towards it. The
ouji mouthed "barrier down" and the shield instantly disappeared. Vegeta lept outside of it, " AH-HA! "
Raditsu turned to look over his shoulder, " WHAT THE--- "
" YEOOOOOOO! " the ouji smacked him in the back of the head, knocking the larger saiyajin unconsious, " BWAHAHA!
When in doubt, knock someone out! " he cracked his knuckles, then put his fingers on his forehead, preparing to teleport;
" Mmmm, heh-heh, here I come, Kakarrotto!!! "
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" Eep! " Goku's eyes flung open as he lay in bed, the covers up past his shoulders.
" Goku-san? " a voice said from the doorway.
Goku sat up to see Chi-Chi standing there with a block of butter in one hand and a frying-pan in the other, " Oh,
Chi-chan hello. What are you doing up this late? " he smiled, his tail wafting behind him.
Chi-Chi frowned, " I couldn't sleep. I felt a forewarning disturbance--as if something bad is going to happen and I
need to be awake to stop it.....so I'm making pancakes. You want some? " she held out the currently empty pan.
" Oh-kay! " the large saiyajin chirped.
" Good. " Chi-Chi said as she left the room only to poke her head in again, " Oh, and get out of that ridiculous,
Ouji-related outfit of yours. Besides you wouldn't want to get it dirty and upset yourself. " she shrugged and left.
Goku looked down at the outfit and flushed, " I would not want to get my pretty outfit all dirty at ALL, Chi-chan. "
" ▫rustle▫rustle▫. "
Goku bolted to attention. He poked his head out the window in his room, looking for the source of the awkward sound.
" Yes, you wouldn't want to get such a beautiful outfit "dirty", KaKaRrOtTo. "
The large saiyajin's ears twitched at the voice, the effects of the wish allowing him to comprehend that what he had
just heard and understood was in saiyago. He spun around to see Vegeta standing in the doorway to his room. The little ouji
looked as if he had just woken up; strands of hair sticking out in all directions, a glazed look in his eyes, his tank top
and pants wrinkled an in need of being adjusted. Vegeta's gloves and boots were missing and his tail whipped back and forth
behind him in a sweaty fury while the ouji himself panted.
" Veggie? " Goku blinked, then smiled, " I am happy to see you, little Veggie, but why are you here? You said you
would not see me til "tommorow"? " he looked confused.
" Heh-heh, yeah, about that. " Vegeta chuckled, still speaking in saiyago. He glanced over at the door to Goku's
room, " It seems I happen to have an opening, in my schedule. " he slowly and quietly closed the door behind him, " Just
for you. " Vegeta locked the door behind him.
" Just for me? " the larger saiyajin's eyes widened in delight.
" Hai, I always have an opening for my sweet little Oujo. " he slid closer to Goku, who only grinned obliviously.
Goku watched as Vegeta started walking around him in circles.
" Veggie what are you doing? " he asked, curious.
" I'm playing a game, Kakarrotto. The sweetest one of all. " he flicked his tail closer to the larger saiyajin.
" Uh-oh. Veggie's talkin in riddles. That must mean you are deep in thought, huh Veggie? " Goku tilted his head.
" You could say that. "
" How come you're only talkin in saiyago and not english? "
Vegeta paused and smirked at him, " When doing battle against one's pure unrestrained instincts, one must lose
control of some of one's own less important functions, such as speaking in Earth tongue. "
The little ouji felt his head ache, " ARG! " he grabbed it and shook it off, " I should warn you....you should leave
now, Kakarrotto...get as far away as you can until morning..or else certain things could happen beyond my consious control. "
" Bad things, Veggie? " Goku said, worried.
The smaller saiyajin's mouth quirked upward. He turned to face Goku only to tackle him head on. Goku let out a yelp
at the sudden attack, his back hitting the matress, " Naughty things, Kakarrotto. "
Goku's eyes widened 3 times over. Vegeta touched the "oujo's" cheek only to have it light up bright pink, " V--Ve--Ve
--Veggie, bad Veggie. Veggie no. Y--you can't do..do...nau--ghty, things. N--ne--ither can..can I. " he stammered out.
" You know I rarely get to touch things with my gloves off....especially things I like so VERY much. "
" Pla-tonically? "
" YESPLATONICLY! "
" Then...then Veggie knows that..that h--how he is...what he's do--in--g...Veggie? " Goku's brain tried to put it in
logical order. The ouji who had pinned him down was now in the process of taking his tank-top off; which he then threw across
the room. Vegeta stretched a bit, then plopped back down ontop of Goku and hugged on tightly, smiling with content.
" MMmmm... "
Goku blinked, ::Hey, this isn't so bad. Infact it does not feel or look naughty at all:: he smiled, " Silly Veggie!
If all you wanted as a night-time hug you should have just said so. " he patted Vegeta on the back.
" Hai, if that was all I wanted I indeed would have "said so". " the ouji flicked his tail right past Goku's nose,
causing it to twitch.
" AH...AHHH...AHHHH.... " Goku prepared to sneeze, then paused a second before and instantly calmed down, a warm
smile now on his face.
" Feeling better now? " the ouji asked.
Goku nodded.
" Calm, peaceful, safely wrapped up in the content bundle of bliss within your little Kaka-world? " Vegeta soothed.
Another nod.
" You make such a WONDERFUL Oujo, Kakarrotto. You really do your title proud. "
" Heehee..... "
" And you make me so very happy, so much that it scares me sometimes... "
" I'd never wanna scare Veggie... " Goku said, dazed.
" Of course you wouldn't. I put my complete trust in you. " the little ouji reached out an picked up one of Goku's
hands, then began to pat it. Vegeta leaned down and gave the hand a platonic smooch.
" Haha, my hand must've done something really nice for Veggie to get a smooch like that. " Goku tried to shake the
dizziness off his brain.
" Everything about you is absolutely perfect... " the smaller saiyajin murmured to himself.
" Aww, Veggie that is so sweet of y-- " Goku froze in place to see the ouji puckering up at him, " EEEP! " Goku let
out a yelp and with a quick turn flipped Vegeta onto his back, " VEGGIE NO! KISSING IS NON-PLATONIC NOT TO MENTION AGAINST
RULE NUMBER 3!! " he shook his finger at him, distraught and worried.
" I wasn't going to kiss you, you know that! Now--now let go of my arms so I can flip us back over. " Vegeta
laughed nervously.
" Why? " Goku tilted his head, confused.
" BECAUSE I REFUSE TO BE UKE!! " Vegeta wailed in english.
" VEH-GEE!! " Goku bent down nose-to-nose with the little ouji, frustrated, " Veggie I do not even know what an uke
is so you better tell me right now! "
" Uh...u.h.....uhhh..... " Vegeta sputtered, terrified and hoping it was just his imagination that was making him
think he was sinking into the bed.
Goku pulled Vegeta back up so they were sitting upright, " There there little Veggie! " he chirped, giving the ouji
a hug, " My bed isn't going to eat you up, it is an in-animate object you know. " Goku chuckled, holding on closer, " Is that
what uke is? A saiyajin word for "the fear of being eaten by a bed"? " he asked.
" HAHA...HA... " Vegeta laughed hysterically, his face smushed against Goku's chest, " You really are a baka. "
Goku blinked, then smiled and put his head ontop of the ouji's; he took a deep breath and let out a sudden squeak.
The smell made him dizzy and Goku tried to keep himself alert. A dazed smile appeared on his face and he promptly leaned
forward, knocking Vegeta back onto his back, " Vehhhh-gee. VeggieVeggie.... "
" Uh... " Vegeta blinked twice, " Kakarrotto? " he said uneasily.
" Mmm, hahaha, my Veggie. Veggiesowarm...nice and warm and sweet and my FAVORITE. " the larger saiyajin sighed
dreamily, playing with Vegeta's hair, " I like my Veggie. I LUV my Veggie. I luv my Veggie SO MUCH—— " Goku snuggled
tighter.
" Ah.....HAAH! " Vegeta burst into ssj and knocked Goku backward. He smirked defiantly at him. Goku grinned and
went ssj2, rolling the ouji back. Vegeta then burst into ssj2 as well and the two began wrestling each other ontop of the
bed, trying to knock each other on his back. Vegeta let out another burst of ki and promptly slammed Goku down, his head
leaning over the edge of the bed, " BWAHAHAHA! I've GOT YOU, Kakarrotto! I WIN! "
" ▫PONG▫! " a foreign object came out of nowhere and slamed into the side of Vegeta's head, sending him flying off
the bed and hitting the floor with a loud thump.
" Correction! I WIN! "
" Huh? " Goku looked up, still dazed, " Chi-chan? "
" Pancakes? " she held out the pan, which, while holding the pancakes, now had a large, Vegeta-head-shaped dent in
it. Chi-Chi stubbornly pouted at the pan, " And I liked the sound of this smacking across the Ouji's head too. Shame his
head's so hard. Maybe I should get a thicker pan and try that. " she decided, then grinned, " I've never hit the Ouji with
my cooking equipment before! "
" Ooh, namba te woh! " Goku happily grabbed a pancake out of the pan and ate it.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " English please? "
" It looks yummy! " Goku translated, then swallowed, " And tastes good too! OH! And thank you for saving me from
Veggie's confusing Veggiettack! "
Chi-Chi smirked over at the unconsious Vegeta at the other end of the room, " It's all part of the job. " she
boasted, then paused to sniff the air, " Why does it smell like animal musk in here? "
Goku sat up and shrugged, " I dunno. " he took a whiff, causing his face to turn bright pink, " Heehee...hahahha... "
he laughed, once again dazed.
Chi-Chi walked over to the unconsious Vegeta and poked him with her foot, " Hm. " she looked him over, then noticed
a thick, fog-like substance hovering over and around his still-twitching tail, " OH GOD! It's his TAIL! "
" ▫GLOMP!▫ " she instantly felt something glomp her from behind.
" Mmm....Chi-chaaaan—— " Goku snuggled, " I love u. "
" Oh-kay...so it's the tail. " Chi-Chi squeaked out, her face turning red from Goku's comfortable grip. She slid out
from the hold, " So why did the Ouji's tail release that...smell, and yours didn't? "
" Maybe it had to do with Veggie being outside where the moon is and me not. " Goku stuck the top half his body out
the bedroom window, then took a deep breath, " ▫POOOF▫! " his tail fur stood on and and a similar fog to Vegeta's burst out
and around it. Goku looked back over his shoulder, " Yup! It's moon-related! " he nodded, victorious.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
Goku closed the window and looked around the room. He let out a gasp, " MY DOOR! "
Chi-Chi looked over at the large hole now in the middle of Goku's bedroom door, " Oh, that. " she laughed nervously,
" Well you locked the door and when I heard all those banging sounds and sensed the Ouji's ki I had to find SOME way to get
in and stop him from whatever he was doing....what WAS he doing? "
" I am not sure. " Goku shrugged, " But Veggie did say he "refuse(d) to be uke!". "
" Heh, he deserves to be uke, the evil little monster. " Chi-Chi muttered, then got an idea, " HEY! How about you
take that "special" Oujo outfit off and put it on the Ouji! THAT'LL confuse and teach him a lesson once he regains
consiousness....IF he regains consiousness. " she snickered at the last remark.
" Aw, Chi-chan doesn't mean that! You'd miss Veggie if he never came to! "
" No I wouldn't! "
" ▫click▫ " Goku glanced over and yelped at his clock, " 11:59pm!! I only have one more minute of being Veggie's
Oujo.... " his eyes watered up and he subconsiously touched the crown on his head.
" Yup, what a shame! " Chi-Chi said cheerfully.
Goku waddled over to Vegeta and sat down next to him, then pulled the unconsious saiyajin into a hug, " Oh Veggie...
I am going to miss being your Oujo so MUCH. You were so wonderful to me. It was everything I thought it'd be and even some
things that I don't quite understand but I'm still happy anyway. " he propped Vegeta up so he could see his face, " I hope
one day you'll make me your Oujo for REAL, Veggie. I luv u. "
" ▫BEEP▫BEEP▫ " Goku's clock beeped on the hour as the large digital numbers flipped to read 12:00am. A light
suddenly exploded from inside the room, causing Goku and Chi-Chi to shield their eyes.
" ▫FWOOOSH▫! " the light receeded.
Goku rubbed his eyes, then gasped, " My ROOM! My STUFF! They are all back in their rightful places! " he zipped over
to his clothes closet and flung the door open to reveal all his gi's and regular clothes back inside. Additionally the
furniture, pictures, and window-curtains had returned as well, " WOW! That's ama-- " he paused, then reached up and felt the
crown no longer on his head, " ...oh. I am not Veggie's Oujo any more. I am back to being a regular ol' peasant. "
" Thank GOD! " Chi-Chi rejoiced at the other end of the room, then cut a piece of pancake for herself.
Goku looked down to see he was no longer wearing the outfit he'd found in the capsule, but the pajamas he had planned
to wear that night. He looked over at the unconsious Vegeta to see the Ouji now had his gloves and boots back on, as well as
the tank-top he had chucked across the room. Goku tugged at his t-shirt and sighed, " Oh well. It was fun and magical while
it lasted. "
" Of course it was! " Chi-Chi said mock-cheerfully as she patted Goku on the shoulder, " SO!...What do we do with the
Ouji? We can't just keep him on your bedroom floor all night. "
" Zzz....Zzzz... " Vegeta snored.
" Or maybe we can. I don't exactly feel alert enough to deal with his particular evil brand of wit right now. Come
on Goku-san, you can come share my bed with me. " Chi-Chi said as she left the room.
" Oh-kay! " Goku chirped, then glanced over at Vegeta one more time before leaving the room, " Goodnight, my lil
prince charming. " he smiled warmly.
" Will you come on! " Chi-Chi grabbed Goku by the right ear and yanked him out of the room.
" IIPE! "
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And so, Morning Arises, and along with it, a new day insues...
" Uhhhh...my HEAD...and my NECK...which, strangely doesn't ache anymore. " Vegeta sat up, rubbing the back of his
head. He looked around for a moment before freezing in place, " I'm in Kakarrotto's bedroom...why is that? " he asked
uneasily to no one inparticular. Vegeta stood up and first checked Goku's bed, " Hm, apparently no one slept here tonight. "
he tugged at the neatly tucked-in sheets, " And I SEEM to be fully clothed. " he checked himself out, then sweatdropped at
the time on the clock next to Goku's bed, " 12:30pm!?....Hm, I DO remember waking up unusually early yesterday for some
unknown reason. Perhaps my body was simply making up for the sleep I'd missed....infact I think I feel like I've missed out
on a lot...the entire DAY actually. " he shuddered at the thought, then quietly and sneakily made his way towards the exit.
Vegeta peeked out the open door, " Kakarrotto? "
" HAHAHA, oh my goodness will you look at that. " Bulma chuckled at the now Vegeta-head-shaped pan Chi-Chi had
handed to her. The two women were at the kitchen table with cups of coffee, " I'm so sorry about this. "
" Yeah, well I had to stop him somehow, and it seemed inhumane to use the bazooka while his brain was already
afflicted like that. " Chi-Chi nodded, then glanced up at the clock, " You think he'd be awake by now. "
" Well he went through a lot yesterday, he needs his sleep. "
" I did? " Vegeta muttered to himself, confused.
" HI——— "
" ... " Vegeta paused, then looked upward to see Goku, already in his gi, staring down and smiling at the ouji.
" HI Veggie——. " Goku waved sweetly to him, " How are you this de-light-ful afternoon? "
" Uh.. " Vegeta blinked, then was about to open his mouth when it all came rushing back to him, " Ah--ah... "
" Veggie? Are you oh-kay? Do you need a hug or a lunchtime muffin? " Goku asked.
" WAHHHHHHHHH!! " Vegeta let out a scream and bounced backwards, " YOU--YOU---YOU'RE WHY THAT DRAGONBALL IN MY ROOM
WAS MISSING! YOU MADE A WISH, DIDN'T YOU! " he shouted, his mental functions now perfectly clear and kaka-germ-free.
" ...maybe. " Goku twiddled his fingers coyly.
" YOU WISHED TO BE MY OUJO! "
" For a day. " the larger saiyajin flushed light pink.
" For an ENTIRE day! Oh GOD what did I-- " Vegeta paused, trying to shift through any and all memories of the
previous day but cringing or shuddering or turning bright red whenever he came across one, " I gotta get out of here. " he
whispered, then slammed the door in Goku's face and made a race for the window. Vegeta lept out and went running.
" That wasn't very nice. " Goku stubbornly pouted at the door, " Veggie? Veggie can I come in? " he opened it, then
gasped, " VEGGIESGONE! "
" WHAT? " Bulma sat up straight.
" Good, let him go. Be gone with him. " Chi-Chi brushed it off.
" VEGGIE! " Goku called out, running into his room, he saw the open window, " Oh Veggie... " the large saiyajin
looked over his shoulder, " I'm going after Veggie! "
" Why? He'll come back on his own anyway. " Chi-Chi asked.
" That may be....but I need to go find my Veggie and explain to him that nothing scary happened and that I luv him
very much no matter what! " Goku nodded heroically.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Uh-huh. Just don't let him drag you off anywhere once you find him. Alright? " she sighed,
then twitched to see Goku already racing off into the distance, " ....why do I even bother? "
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" ▫GASP▫ ▫blluubulublub▫ ▫GASP▫ ▫blubbulbhlubulblubblub▫ ▫GASP▫! " Vegeta was repeated dunking his head under the
water of a local river near the Son home and pulling his head back up for air; trying to rid his mouth of any and all
kaka-germs from the previous night, " ▫GAS--ACK▫! " the ouji looked down to see he now had a fish in his mouth, " ▫PTOO▫ "
he spat it back into the river, " Disgusting. "
" You know, "
Vegeta froze.
" there are easier ways to catch fish. "
He gulped and looked over his shoulder to see Goku sitting beside him, smiling warmly. Vegeta's face turned bright
red, " Uh....I TOLD YOU TO GET AWAY!! " he wildly shook his arm at Goku, then backed up while sitting down.
" Little Veggie please tell me what is bothering u. " the larger saiyajin looked over at him pleadingly, " Veggie
knows how much I care for him, right? And that I would NEVER hurt him? "
Vegeta tried to shake the warm fuzziness off, " ERR, HOW COULD YOU WISH FOR SUCH A THING! " he shouted, angry and
embarassed, " HOW COULD YOU PUT ME IN SUCH A POSITION! I ALMOST MADE LOVE TO YOU!! " the ouji looked away, ashamed.
" WHAT?! WHENWASTHAT?! " Goku yelped, his face turning bright pink.
" ... " Vegeta stared at him incrediously, then twitched, " Nevermind. " the ouji said flatly, " Just, forget about
that. The point is---WHY WOULD YOU WISH TO BE MY OUJO!!! "
" I wish to be Veggie's Oujo everyday...and, it was fun. " Goku smiled.
" Fun. " Vegeta said, deadpan.
" Yeah! Veggie was so nice 'n sweet to me and we did special Ouji and Oujo things together and it was definately one
of my BEST DAYS EVER! " Goku gushed.
" Well I'm glad ONE of us had fun. " Vegeta groaned, flopping onto his back, " You KNOW there are REASONS why I
don't make you my OUJO, Kakarrotto. "
" No I don't. "
" ...! " Vegeta's eyes lit up, " Hai...you, really don't know, do you? "
" Veggie never told me. And neither did Chi-chan, or Bulma, or niichan, or our fusion-babies, or anybody. " Goku
pouted, " I just wanted to know what being Veggie's Oujo was like. And I really enjoyed it--well, up until the end when the
moon and the tails and bed-wrestling became involved but that part's still a little fuzzy in my brain...I think its because
of Veggie's tail-juices. " he rattled off at the end, " That part confused me. "
" I'd figure it would. " Vegeta looked over, then paused to see Goku laying on his back beside the ouji. He tilted
his head to the side to face Vegeta and grinned, " Haha...ha.. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " Oh man...this is all my fault.
It really is. "
" ? " Goku blinked.
" Maybe...I should've told you what a saiyajin Oujo does afterall. " he half-chuckled, " I just, I didn't want to
hurt you feelings...or, lose you. I like hanging out with you, Kakarrotto. I don't want to scare you away and lose that. "
" ▫GLOMP▫ "
" Huh? " Vegeta felt his cheeks heat up. He glanced over to see Goku hugging onto his left arm, tightly.
" Oh VEGGIE, you're so silly. You'll never loose me. " the larger saiyajin snuggled closer and closed his eyes.
" Easy for you to say, you don't even know the details of the title you've been pursuing for the past year and a half
or so. " Vegeta let out a forced laugh.
" I'll listen, if Veggie tells me. " Goku opened one eye.
" You, really wanna know? " Vegeta asked, uneasy.
" Of COURSE I do! Veggie I want to be your Oujo so badly but everyone keeps acting like it is a taboo subject to
talk about around me! Like its traumatic or something! "
" Well some parts ARE traumatic! "
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" PLEASE tell me? "
Vegeta looked at him, concerned, " I.... " he sighed, " I suppose I can't just avoid it forever. " the ouji smiled.
Goku let go of his arm and slid infront of him, anxious and eager to learn the truth, " Alright. Kakarrotto I will explain
to you about the saiyajin no oujo, uncut and uncensored. BUT, I'm going to need to take you back to room for it. I'll feel
better doing this if I'm in my own element instead of your mushy, kaka-esque woodland praire here. "
" Mountain Forest, Veggie. " Goku sweatdropped.
" That too. " Vegeta nodded proudly.
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Vegeta took a deep breath, then reached out for the doorknob to Capsule Corp, " Well, here we are. " he opened the
door and headed inside, followed by the anticipating Goku.
" TOUSSAN! " an orange, black, and white force tackled him head-on and glomped tightly, " Oh TOUSSAN! We were so very
worried a-bout you! " Gogeta gushed.
" Indeed we were! " Vejitto gushed as well.
Vegeta pulled a double take to see Vejitto suddenly there, glomping as well.
" GROUP GLOMP! " Goku shouted excitedly, then glomped Vegeta from behind.
The little ouji twitched.
" Isn't it fun doing stuff as a family, Veggie? " Goku grinned.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Kakarrotto I'm not exactly sure if you could call the four of us a "family". "
" Feels like a family to me! " Vejitto chirped.
" Me too! " Gogeta added.
The ouji sighed.
" Veggiegonnatellmewhatanoujoisnow? " Goku bounced in place, causing Vegeta to flush.
" Can you please bounce after you let go of me from behind, it feels rather non-platonic. "
" OH! Sorry Veggie! " he stopped bouncing but continued to hug, " No bouncing, Goggie and Ji-chan. "
" Oh-kay! "
" Understood!--wait, Mommy is going to finally tell you what an OUJO is? " Vejitto pulled a double-take and gasped in
awe.
" Yup! " Goku beamed.
" WOW! Congradulations, Kaasan! " Gogeta shook Goku's hand.
Vegeta started to squirm, " Can you all let go of me or do you plan to hang off my limbs and back all day. "
Vejitto and Gogeta slid off each of his arms and plopped onto the floor, their tails wagging behind them.
" Well, let's get this over with before my nerves get a hold of me and I can't go through with it. " Vegeta nodded,
then led Goku up the stairs; the larger saiyajin skipping and prancing behind him.
" Wow...Toussan is so VERY brave. " Gogeta nodded thoughtfully.
" That's my Mommy! " Vejitto grinned.
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" The Saiyajin no Ouji and the Saiyajin no Oujo are of equal royal status. Their main priorities are to prepare
themselves for Ou and Ouho hood--when they will finally ascend the throne and rule Bejito-sei; train to reach the peak of
their powers--as the future rulers of the planet they must also be two of the stronger, if not strongest saiyajin on the
planet; and to take care of local duties--the Ou and Ouho handle the more major crisises on Bejito-sei. The Ouji and Oujo
also have minor duties as well; greeting others at balls and such. "
" WOW we have balls just like in FAIRYTALES-- " Goku's eyes sparkled.
" --I'm not finished yet! " Vegeta sweatdropped. Goku sat back quietly while his eyes continued to sparkle with
delight, " Now, the Ouji and the Oujo, in addition to all this, have a special...ah, "bond" with each other. "
" Like how I was able to speak saiyago and cook from the information inside Veggie's head! " Goku happily pointed
out.
" Uh, yes. That's right. " Vegeta started to sweat the closer he got towards this particular part of the explanation,
" It's a strong bond that increases in strength over time. " he subconsiously rubbed the side of his neck, " Infact, if one
of the two were to die the other could still communicate with him or her through the bond. "
" Just like giant walkie-talkies! " Goku exclaimed, " Let's do it Veggie! "
" NO! " Vegeta shrieked, " B--besides I wished us immortal a couple years ago anyway, there's no way one of us could
die unless said wish was un-wished. "
" Oh. "
" Not to mention THIS thing. " he tugged on his right ear, causing Goku to feel a tug on his left.
" Heehee. "
" Ya think that's cute, huh? " Vegeta said dryly.
" Veggie is cute ♥ "
Vegeta sighed, " OHhhhh... " he felt his cheeks flush, " Alright, now, while the Ouji and Oujo do all that which I've
just explained to you, it's also their job to, produce, heirs to the throne. "
" You mean Ji-chan and Goggie? " Goku tilted his head.
The ouji let out a mock-laugh, " HAHA, "Ji-chan and Goggie"....ya know I actually think they count. " he thought
outloud to himself, nodding in contemplation, " Anyway, they create their heirs by..ah.....mm....ma.......king, making "love"
to each other. "
" HUH? " the larger saiyajin's face turned bright pink and he backed up, balling his fists up infront of his mouth
and looking down so his bangs covered his eyes, " !!! "
" ... " Vegeta watched Goku nervously.
" W---why would they do THAT, Veggie? " Goku squeaked out, frightened.
" ...because, they...love each other. " Vegeta cringed, expecting a loud outburst or scream.
" ... " ▫
" ... " the ouji looked back to see Goku still standing there, unmoving. He nervously walked over to him,
" Kakarrotto? "
Goku leaned back, his legs went noodly, his eyes rolled into the back of his head and he fell to the ground, unconsious, " ▫THUMP▫! "
" KAKARROTTO!! "
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Goku and Vegeta sat on opposite ends of the side of the ouji's bed, both staring out into space. They had been
sitting there with each other quietly for almost 2 hours.
" So that is why, no one would tell me. " Goku finally broke the silence. Vegeta looked away, embarassed, " They
knew. They knew being Veggiesoujo would mean I would be breaking the biggest two rules of all. They were afraid I would fall
in love with my Veggie. "
Vegeta's cheeks flushed, " ... "
Goku looked over at him, sniffling, " Oh little Veggie...I'M SO SORRY! " he bawled, grabbing Vegeta and hugging him
tightly.
" Eh? " Vegeta blinked.
" I AM SO SORRY I MADE THAT WISH AND SCARED YOU AND MADE YOU THINK I LOVED YOU!!! I PUT YOU THROUGH SO MUCH!! I'm
so embarassed. " he pouted, hurt, " You know I do not "love" you Veggie, right? You know it is only pla-tonic. "
" H--hai Kakarrotto. I know. " Vegeta squeezed out of his grip, " But there's no need for you to apologize. If I had
just explained to you SOONER then none of this would have happened. "
" Well I'm glad it happened. " Goku smiled.
" What? " Vegeta said flatly.
" Because now I think I understand! I really think I get it! And SO, " he happily put his hands on Vegeta's shoulders
, " can I be Veggie's Oujo WITHOUT the non-platonic jobs? "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " You still want the job. After all that. "
" Well, not ALL of the job. Just the 3/4ths of it that are platonic; the ruling over Bejito-sei, training to get
stronger, greeting people, getting to wear the fancy crown an uniform; that stuff. " Goku nodded, " OH! And getting to travel
across the universe with Veggie on exciting action-adventures! That too! " he grinned excitedly.
" In other words you want to be my PLATONIC Oujo? "
" Yes I do! "
" I suppose...I could think about it. " Vegeta folded his arms, uncertain.
" REALLY? " Goku gushed.
" Sure. "
" MMM! " the larger saiyajin latched onto him again, " You're the BEST, Veggie! The absolute, unrivaled, indisputable
BEST! "
" Heh, "indisputable" eh? Where'd you learn that one? "
" From my Veggie. Where else? " Goku laughed.
Vegeta smiled at him, " You never cease to amaze me, Kakarrotto. " he got up, then reached out to help Goku up off
the bed as well, " Now let's go downstairs to see the others, I'm sure Onna's made it here by now. And I'm looking forward to
seeing the expression on her face. " he smirked.
Goku reached out and let the little ouji pull him up, " Oh-kay Veggie! " he grinned, then followed Vegeta out the
bedroom door.
3:57 PM 7/17/2004
THE END!
Chuquita: It's FINISHED!
Vegeta: FINALLY.
Chuquita: (to audiance) I have to apologize for this chapter taking so long. It was because we were at Wildwood from Sunday
to Wednesday and I wasn't able to get much done while I was on vacation so....here we are!
Goku: (smiles) Well I'm happy with the ending!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I'm sure you are.
Goku: DO I get to be Veggie's Oujo minus the non-platonic parts of the job?
Vegeta: ...
Goku: Veggie?
Vegeta: I told you I'll think about it.
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: The next story will be a Movie 3 Parody--only some things'll have to be changed since it's going to take place in
the present rather than in the past. Goku, Veggie and the gang meet Turles; the "evil" type-3 saiyajin peasant; and his
minions and try to stop him from destroying the planet by the use of some magical fruit!
Vegeta: (twitches) Great, more Kaka-esque creatures.
Chuquita: Aw come on Veggie, it'll be fun!
Vegeta: Do we really need another one of those? (points to Goku)
Goku: (grins and wags his tail)
Chuquita: Turles isn't like Goku. He's "evil".
Vegeta: You worry me when you place the word in quotation marks.
Chuquita: Hee——, and now for the reviewer-replies!
NEW REPLIES:
To Setsumi-san: Hee-, glad you like it! I put up a super-gigantic warning this time as compared to the more mild and
discreet warning this chapter originally had. The new warning signs look a little obtrusive but at least they're impossible to avoid :D Lookin' forward to the fic! Hope you liked the chapter.
To Lonliness Dream: What was your previous pen-name? Happy you liked the chapter! I will.
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OLD REPLIES:
To Hakura0: Hai, that could be why. I think if it was done that way Marco Polo would be a lot harder, and more dangerous
since you would have a much bigger space to play in; you'd end up walking into chairs and stuff. ▫nods▫
Looking back on it, Veggie would seem a little too heavy for Bulma to carry. Maybe she's been exercising?
Yeah, Veggie was planning originally to wish Bejito-sei back in one piece. Don't worry he'll eventually get his chance to
do that.
Yes it will :)
To Cathowl: The whipped cream sorta came out of nowhere. I think I had planned to use it for something else as well, but
I forgot '.';; Thanks so much! Not sure if Veggie's hot-tub is still there after the wish. The flashcards were fun :)
Hai, I'd think Bulma would learn at least a few things from Veggie in that area. He is probably very solid. Raditsu's
been practicing his ssj from recently. Bardock might look a lot like Goku in ssj form, except for the eyes. He has a
sensitivity to ki? Poor Cathowl's room. '.';; Nope! No yaoi here. That one scene was just slightly suggestive that's why I
issued the warning. ▫nods▫.
Vegeta: (nods also) Luckily for me it turned out even milder than in the outline.
Chuquita: Yes, lucky you.
To Chibi Mirai Gogeta: Wow, happy birthday! So glad you liked it. Hai, Goku was sad to find out he was brought back home.
Glad you liked Juuhacigou's comment. And Chi-Chi's reaction to Goku & Veggie. Nope, she just made him stay home until the
wish was over.
To BlackDragonFury: Yup! That it is :D One day Veggie'll get his wish and now Goku isn't as confused as he was. Vacation was
oh-kay. Ooh! Scanners are fun :) I'll be doing quite a bit of scanning soon; for my comic. I'm gonna go check and see if
chapter 3 of Chibi Chaos is up; it might've been updated while I was away. :)
To dakarotto: Yah, Chi-Chi is trying to be more patient to avoid the fate of losing her mind and the Kaka-War.
To Jenna & vash: LOL, the cat doesn't call him Trash until after he leaves '.';;
To RyukoVulpix: It does seem that way, doesn't it? Veggie's always having mental conflicts over Goku, this one's just more
intense because he's affected by the wish. Hee, glad you like it!
To SupersayiankingTommy: Yup! That it is. Luckily the wish wore off and Chi-Chi stopped Veggie from doing something
wish-influenced that he would've really regreted.
To PerfectCell17: Veggie did decide to give Goku the uncut version; well, mostly uncut. He didn't go into detail but he got
the basic point across to Goku about it. He definately freaked out once he remembered what happened.
To Goddess Shimi: Poor Goten, hit over the head with a wrench '.';; Aw, chibi Veggie and Goku! Poor Bardock, Veggie tripped
him. Gotta luv the little pink tail-bow. ▫snickers▫
Vegeta: Well, first Goten, Veggie-san would ask Kakarrotto what his defination of the word "hump" was. If it had turned out
Kakarrotto had confused it as a synonyom for "spar", or "eat with", then I would simply correct him. If he knew what he was
saying, Veggie-san would knock him unconsious and lock Kakarrotto up in the lab somewhere to have Bulma run tests on him as
to why he'd even think of such a thing.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) You handled that one well.
Vegeta: Now if Kakarrotto were in ssj3, then I would be trapped and most likely scream my lungs out for aid.
Chuquita: ...
Goku: Hump?
To KatChan metekoki: That is a question left for another day :) Veggie avoided the entire seme and uke thing in his speech.
I like the new name :) Now he knows, the basics at least. Yah, got delayed a lil bit due to Wildwood but I'm back and
updating :)
To Kurochan: That was from "Tall!" :) I suppose you could order it online, but we got this free egg-mold at Marrazzo's when
we bought jello around Easter several years ago. We have a blue, pink, and yellow one. You just pour the mix and water in,
then stick it in the fridge for a few hours and then you get jello-eggs! ▫grins▫. Yeah, in the very first db dub Goku was
renamed Zero. I didn't know they did that for the spanish version too. In the new spanish version, Chi-Chi's name's been
changed to Milk because her name is apparently a curse word in spanish '.';; Once Brolli does return he'll be making random
appearances. Aww! Thanks so much! Yeah, this one's been fun to write. I luved writing "Any Minute Now" and how Veggie kept
track of the time passing in it. He gave Goku the basic explanation but avoided going into detail; details would only make
them both feel squirmish and uncomfortable. Ah, well that whole thing has been cleared up; I hope. I think it turned out
pretty well; Goku still gets to want to be Veggie's Oujo--but only the platonic parts of the job, and Veggie's still uneasy
about it. Don't worry, he'll still be paranoid/worried/uneasy when Goku brings up the Oujo topic.
To Spot & Jenna: The cat can talk? It's on the list, but I don't really have an order in which story gets written when.
They're listed in order of when I got the idea. I only put a few in order at a time; like the Movie 3 parody is next, and
then after that is the 27th Tenkaichi Budoukai fic, and by the time I get to that one I'll have figured out which two are
coming after that. ▫nods▫. Heh, the cat beat Goku at cards. Yup! I've watched both Yu Yu Hakusho and InuYasha. I liked
Yu Yu Hakusho on Adult Swim better--when it was unedited--than Toonami though; they seem to be making edits on the episodes
lately. The dark tournament is violent at some points I guess that's why they edit. InuYasha's currently unedited though :)
Chuquita: And there you have it. See you sometime next week everybody!
Goku: (waves happily) BYE!