Psychicfiredemoness: Hi everyone. We're still stuck in the L.D. room.

Hiei: /Still ramming door/

Psychic: Ya know that still isn't working right?

Hiei: /Isn't listening/

Psychic: Prick. Anyway I couldn't think of anything to write and yeah… Please enjoy this chapter and yeah… I own nothing…

-Quick Review-

Hiei and Alex tried to kill each other over a bowl of sweet snow. And everyone got trained a bit more.

-End review-

Chapter 23 Sand dwellers

-Sunday; 6 something am-

"Alex, wake up. Alex? ALEX!" Botan yelled and finally got the small girl to wake the hell up.

"One what are you doing in my room and two what are you doing here period?" Alex asked covering her face with the blanket.

"We're going to the beach!" Kayori chirped coming into the room and started poking her friend.

"Quit it, I'll stay here and guard the temple," Alex replied, with her face still out of view.

"Hiei's coming," Botan added.

"What, now you're bloody on about that?" Alex asked, "And that's another reason for me not to go."

"If you stay here you're training," Genkai stated walking past the room.

"Fine I'll freaking go to the damn beach with you all!" Alex yelled.

-Some part of the beach; around eleven- (Yes it took them THAT long to get to the god forsaken beach)

"I didn't think we'd make it out of there alive," Yusuke said stepping out of the public bus he, Kuwabara, Tyson, and Keiko had taken to get to the beach.

"Yeah how come we didn't get to ride with Kurama?" Kuwabara asked.

"Because Koenma said to protect the girls, and public transportation isn't always very safe," Kurama stated getting out of, let's just say a red Tahoe. (It's a private joke so don't ask. And in this he A) has a car. And B) can drive.)

All seven girls clambered out of the vehicle. (Yukina, Alex, Kayori, Sapphire, Allyson, Marie and Brit) And of course they laughed when Hiei landed beside the group causing Alex once again to freak out.

"Damnit Hiei don't do that!" Alex stated.

"Hn," Hiei replied.

"Is that all you can say?" she asked with narrowed eyes and got no answer.

"Hn," he replied again and walked away as she both sweat dropped and glared.

"We better find a place to sit," Kurama suggested.

They found a semi-shady spot and rolled out a BIG ASS blanket. As in they could ALL fit on it. And it took about six of them to set it up as a large square. Yukina, Keiko, and Botan went to go start a sand castle. Marie and Brit went to go walk around in their god forsaken skimpy as hell blue two pieces. Yusuke and Kuwabara were engaged in a water war, or at least until a large wave hit them and then they started splashing and trying to drown each other again. The other four girls sat to work on applying sun screen. Kurama sat in the shade reading a book, and Hiei sat there, in his cloak, in the sun, watching Yukina. (Wonder why? /Sarcasm/)

"Hey Kurama what's with Hiei and Yukina?" Alex and Kayori asked the kitsune in whispered tones.

"I'm afraid I can't tell you that," Kurama replied not looking away from his novel, "you'll have to ask him yourselves."

"Well they say ignorance is bliss now don't they?" Alex guessed while shrugging.

"Yep wanna swim?" Kayori asked tilting her head at the question.

"Sure why not," Alex replied and the two girls took off their overly large t-shirts.

Both girls were in pink two pieces, looked at each other and fell over. (I bet some of you out there are going, Alex, in pink?)

"If you two will wait I'll come with you," Kurama said closing his book and setting it down on the blanket.

He then took off his shirt to show of his finely toned chest and red trunks.

"Kayori? Kayori?" Alex said waving a hand in front of the starry-eyed girls face.

"Huh what?" Kayori asked coming out of the daze.

"Were you drooling over him?" Allyson asked standing up in her green two piece.

"She was," Sapphire said standing in adark blue spagetti strapshirt and some shorts. (She wears that to swim in and sorry Sapph, there ya happy now!?)

"Are you gonna like wear that in the water?" Marie asked walking up to the five now walking down the beach towards the water.

"Yeah," Sapphire asked.

"Whatever," Brit said.

"Hey are you guys coming or what!?" Yusuke yelled while flailing to get out of the water as Kuwabara was holding his head under.

But the fool was soon in his place.

"You guys coming too?" Alex asked looking towards Hiei and the three building a sand castle.

"Okay," the girls said and went into the water about waist deep.

Hiei sighed and took off his cloak to reveal his toned chest and black trunks. Upon seeing this Marie ran up to him with heart eyes. Alex rolled her eyes along with several of the others.

"Oh Hi-chan you're so well built!" she squealed and got punched into the sand.

"Yeah I'd say you should stop calling him that now, but please continue aggravating him. It's quite amusing to watch you eat the dirt," Alex stated from about elbow deep in water.

"Stupid bitch!" Marie yelled ran over and held Alex's head under water until the bubbles stopped rising. (It's kinda from the Christmas episode of Family Guy, don't own.)

"Good thing you won't get in trouble for killing a demon," Brit laughed.

The others just twitched, yes even Hiei you people that said romance in this!

"Or will you?" Alex asked from behind Marie.

She had to have jumped at least ten feet in the air. And when she landed in the water got beat up by Alex, Sapphire, Kayori, Allyson, and Yusuke. (Hey he don't wanna fail his mission, get it now?)

"That's for trying to ruin my case!" Yusuke yelled and got into a fight with Kuwabara about hitting girls.

"And that's for trying to kill our friend!" the girls screamed at the now bloody prep.

"Let's move before the sharks come to eat lunch," Hiei stated. (Yes he's in the water because he has to lovingly stalk his little sister.)

But before any of them could go five inches a really big wave washed over them and washed them up onto shore. Kuwabara and Yusuke somehow got lodged in the sand head first. Sapphire had landed on Kayori who landed on Kurama's back who was lying on his stomach on the sand all swirly eyed. The preps got tangled in some seaweed. Yukina, Botan, and Keiko were fine and had landed on their rears. And Alex was on a mass of seaweed, or at least until it moved.

"Ah! It's the seaweed monster from Makai!" she yelled and jumped up and ran away about five feet.

"Shut up shojo," Hiei snapped sitting up and causing the seaweed to leave his face and shoulders.

The others started cracking up/Laughing/ and or giggling. Hiei had a starfish stuck to his starburst. (It's an original idea, other authors use some other thing, or at least from what I've read.) He looked up and tried to pull in his mind, the miserable creature off of him, then he burned it and threw the dried up creature into the sea.

"Miserable animal," he stated, see miserable.

-End chapter-

Psychic: Those were long writing.

Kurama: Don't you mean was?

Psychic: Whatever fox-boy. And I need romance ideas or the vote was all for not. Please send in ideas! Now! And should I make Hiei get all jealous about some thing? And SEND IN ROMANCE IDEAS!!! AND BE SPECIFIC!!!! LIKE HOW THEY GET IN A SITUATION IF YOU SEND ONE IN!!!

Hiei: That made less sense then your lemonade stand scheme.

Psychic: Huh??? Anyway send specific ideas!!!! So send! Oh and how is it you see romance between two people that do (Metaphorically) not know what the word romance means. (As in 'love' stuff)