Author: theshinykitty
Warning: Cursing, Shounen-Ai (not a lot… ), Lots of 'WTF'
Disclaimer: Naruto is the property of Kishimotou Masashi
::Falling in love is a like a spiral; you keep going in circles, but with each moment, you fall closer toward the center, and each other.::
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uzumaki/spiral
Chapter 2: Rumors are Vicious; Sasuke is Worse
"Uzumaki, we need to talk."
Okay, seriously, WTF, WTF all the way to the bank.
...Wow, I seriously need to take some medication.
"Uzumaki! Are you listening to me?", he said, saying each vowel like he was speaking to a kindergartener.
For all my brain cells, he most probably was. And I probably would have been offended, but right now, I was too stunned that the almighty UCHIHA was talking to lowly, unpopular ME.
Not even bothering to get my reply, he continued, "Uzumaki, what have you been saying about me...?"
I looked behind him and saw the entire class staring at us. Yes, even Shikamaru. And even that lazy-ass teacher, who sat around all day eating Oreos and drinking coffee while we suffered, yeah, she was listening intently too.
"'Che! Why would I even bother to talk about you? Almighty bastard of all bastards?"
Okay, I was sli--ightly lying.
See the thing is, I ki--inda spread this rumor around that Uchihas a, well... gay.
Yeah... gay. I mean, seriously! Look at the guy! He's pretty! I mean, PRETTY! Who describes a guy at pretty?! Sure, the fan girls may say he's 'cute', but we ALL know he's pretty.
Wait...
ARGH! I didn't mean that!
Well, getting back to that 'little' white lie, he even has the word 'uke' in his name! You tell ME that doesn't point straight to gay!
Hah... get it... 'Straight'...?
Nevermind.
So, back to the present.
"Like hell," he said, "That Sakura girl came bawling to me asking if it was true that I was gay! And I know YOU'RE the only one who... HATES me enough to SAY shit like that!"
What's this... Icicle Sasuke-bastard ACTUALLY CARES about what people think of him...? Everybody, hold onto your seats and don't shit your pants, because it's officially the end of the world as we know it. And, my God, he may ACTUALLY have... EMOTION! AHH!! Go ahead! Shit your pants! There's no hope for any of us! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!
Ahem. Back to the real world. That's the last time I'm going to sidebar, I promise. But then again, I'm a pathalogical liar.
"Well, I'm sorry Sasuke-sama," sarcasm dripping off my words, "but your genius grade logic must be wrong, because I said ab-so-lute-ly nothing about you."
Oh yeah, I OWN you all at lying.
The bastard pauses to stare me down for a moment, and apparently decides that I'm not worth his 'precious' time, and leaves.
He goes back to his little... flower arranging station thing, (after being mobbed by hordes of adoring fan girls yelling 'YOU'VE COME BACK FOR US!' and pushing his way past a particularly rabid sect). He looks at me again, and, being the gentleman I am, stick my tongue out at him.
I see what appears to be PINK(?!) staining his cheeks, and him quickly turning away.
I look behind me to see if there are any naked men making out behind us that would cause him to blush, but nothing.
Wow... this is going to be the 3rd and last time I'm going to use this this chapter, but, WTF?!
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WHEE! Thanks for the reviews!! Hehehe…. I feel special. Gah… If I have bad grammar or spelling here, bare with it, I used up all my proper grammar spelling juice in the story. Fwee…
SORRY THAT CHAPTER IS SO SHORT! I promise the next one will be longer!
Hieisbestbuddy888Thanks! Hehe… flower arranging… IT'S A LEGITAMINT ARTFORM! …no it's not.
Me: cool… I'm 'unique' thanks!
Iceheart19: oops… OK, now Naruto has ADD. YAY! But it sounds really weird when In a sentence… oh well! Okie, thanks!
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