Psychicfiredemoness: Well hello again people.
Hiei: Shut up.
Psychic: The hell did I do!?
Hiei: You wrote this chapter and the last one!
Psychic: Oh little Hiei no like romance between himself and Jagan girl?
Hiei: Shut up! /red/
Psychic: Eep! Jerk-ass! You shut up!
Hiei: You!
Psychic: You!
Kayori: This'll take a while. Psychicfiredemoness owns nothing.
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-Quick review-
Last time they all went to the mall. Most went to the food court or the arcade while Alex and Hiei wandered around. Hiei got pissed at a guy hitting on her, hurt him severely got found by his stalker fan girls and Alex saved his sorry ass. Then he got ahem, a bit intimate with her. Then she ran off to find the others.
-End review-
Chapter 27 In the damp darkness (You'll see what I mean later)
After whacking all the fan girls out of the way Hiei and Kurama managed their way out of the mall and they were all finally able to get back to the temple. But first Hiei had to shake Neko off of his leg. THEN they went back to the temple. What you think that whole crowd was random women? Guess again!
-Temple; 9:32 pm- (It's a Saturday)
"Anyone else notice that Alex and Hiei have been acting all weird lately? You know since the mall?" Sapphire asked lying on the couch.
"Yeah but knows what wrong with them," Yusuke commented making an attempt to beat Goblin City.
"Are you implying something's wrong with me Yusuke?" Alex asked coming into the room, "oh and learn to keep your 'quiet' talk quieter, I could hear you from the other room. And stay out of my affairs, all of you."
And with that threat she left the room.
"Nope she's the same I'd say," Kuwabara stated.
"No, she hasn't tried killing Hiei lately," Allyson pointed out.
"True," Kurama said.
"Hey wait! You're his best friend! You should know what's up with him!" Yusuke accused.
Kurama put his hands up in defense and backed away with hidden knowledge that he wasn't sharing with the others.
"I honestly don't know!" he lied.
"Oh come on Kurama," Kayori pleaded with anime chibi eyes, "can't you at least tell me?"
"Really! I don't know anything," he said backing into a corner of the room.
"Ha now you're cornered!" Kuwabara stated pointing at the kitsune.
Kurama looked up as though he still knew nothing.
"Now, how to torture fox boy into telling us?" Yusuke pondered with a demented look on his face.
"Really there's nothing to talk about," Kurama said sweating a bit while the others thought of torture.
"I'm not taking part in this," Sapphire said leaving the room.
-Ten minutes later-
"What the hell are you doing to the fox?" Hiei asked passing the room.
Kayori was on Kurama's back pulling his ears (Yeah love ain't it?) while Yusuke was hiding all the Makai and Ningenkai plant seeds he had found in Kurama's hair. Allyson was also on Kurama but on his legs. And Kuwabara had gone off to talk with Yukina some five minutes earlier. And a crushed up rose was scattered on the floor.
"Uh, nothing," the two girls replied at once in unison.
Hiei sweat dropped and left muttering about stupid humans being able to take Kurama down.
-Back in living room-
"Come on Kurama spill it," Yusuke said poking the foxes face with itching powder.
"I don't know anything!" Kurama proclaimed scratching his face on the floor.
"Yes you do so just tell us!" the three yelled.
Kurama muttered something into the floor.
"What was that? We couldn't hear you?" Yusuke grinned.
"I said that he likes Alex!" Kurama snapped very quietly.
Everyone in the room got little dot eyes. Yusuke recovered quickly and burst out in laughter. The others soon began cracking up and both girls fell off of Kurama's back in laughter.
"Are you serious?" Yusuke asked in tears.
"I belief that in some small way he does have affection for her, other whys he would have killed her regardless of her demon blood or the case," Kurama replied getting up and rubbing his ears and cracking his back.
-Next day; 10 am-
"Hey Alex, I dare you to go into Genkai's basement," Yusuke dared whilst standing by the door.
"Whatever," Alex replied walking down the first few steps.
The door flew shut and she was set in complete darkness and tripped down the remaining, oh about, thirty stairs! And she eventually fell onto something soft, warm and angry.
"Get off of me shojo!" Hiei snapped at her.
She jumped up and ran up the stairs, tripped back down them onto Hiei again because of the darkness and them managed to hobble up them to back on the door with both fists and got a bad burning feeling on both fists. She took out a lighter to find them covered in blood. And then screamed bloody murder now falling backwards down the stairs.
-Outside door-
Yusuke had just finished slapping fire demon and Jaganshi talisman cards all over the basement door when someone hit it and let out a freaked out scream then heard that person fall down the stairs. He and the others outside the door began cracking up.
"Let um out Yusuke," Sapphire said getting up.
Yusuke jumped up and put an ice demon seal over the door knob and got punched in the arm, head and back.
-In basement-
Hiei had managed to catch Alex before she fell onto him for the third time that day. When she managed to notice this she began flailing all over the place until he dropped her onto the floor. She scuttled over to the bottom of the stair case and sat. Then realizing she could not see in the dark stood up, flicked her lighter several times until it caught and moved along the wall ever-so-slowly to find a light switch. And of course because she has poor balance tripped over a box and ended up on the ground with the lighter blowing out and leaving her away from the stairs without any means of light and Hiei lingering somewhere in the dark. (Yeah I know Hiei wouldn't 'linger'. And if any of you are wondering why she's all jittery down there with him, it's because of the whole 'they love each other and him kissing her at the mall, forcibly') Just then some lights came on and she turned to see Hiei on the other side of the room by a light switch. She glared at him because of that. He walked over and bent gone extended a hand. She jumped up and walked to the stairs with a limp. (Leave it to Alex to sprain her ankle on a freaking box)
"Stay the hell away from me!" she stated sitting on the bottom step again.
"Hn," he stated leaning against the wall and looked like he had fallen asleep like that.
-Outside door; an hour later-
"Dude! It's been quite in there too long! He's probably killed her by now!" Kayori stated jumping up.
Yusuke then slapped two more seals on the door. One for light demons and another for fox demons. Because Kurama had also started to rise from the ground. He then grinned widely but it faded as soon as Kayori slapped him upside the head and Kurama left the room to get a glass of water.
-Basement-
At the loud SLAP sound Alex turned to look at the door and twitched to hold back a laugh.
'Kayori must be practicing her slaps,' she thought smiling evilly about it.
(I'd like to thank Dragon Wolf for this part because SHE sent me an idea /sigh/ Here it tis.) When Alex looked back, Hiei was about two centimeters away from her face. She would have yelled in surprise if he hadn't pressed his lips onto hers. (Thank you Dragon Wolf) Then she started really freaking out, (Yusuke: Huh? Psychic: Fine) so in other words she started waving her arms up and down in both paranoia and confusion; then remembered the whole 'he loves her' 'she loves him' thing, so she only flailed because of her paranoia.
'Will you relax shojo!? I'm not going to hurt you!' Hiei snapped at her though telepathy. (What you think he'd say that and lose lip contact?)
'What this time or at all?' she asked calming enough to stop waving her arms.
'Hn. For now,' he replied wrapping his arms around her waist.
'Aren't you the non-affectionate one?' she questioned putting her arms around his neck after failing at prying his arms off.
"Hn," he said breaking away for air.
He was about to kiss her again but suddenly jumped away to the wall. She looked at the door to see it opening and Yusuke standing there.
"Hey Yusuke, I'll give you a four second head start," Alex glared starting up the stairs.
"Well it was nice knowing ya," Sapphire told him.
Yusuke ran like hell out of the temple to god knows where.
"What happened down there?" Allyson asked.
"Nothing," Alex lied.
"Oh come on!" Sapphire said poking her friend's arms.
"Yeah my Hi-chan wouldn't cheat on me," Marie stated.
"Wouldn't they have to be dating first?" Kayori giggled as the evil bitch whore left the room.
"Guys even if in the unlikely event anything happened you think I'd tell ya?" Alex asked.
"No," Kayori replied.
"Okay then. What happened in the closet with you and Kurama?" Allyson asked Kayori.
"Like I'm gonna tell you ya baka hentai!" Kayori replied smacking her friend.
"Oh I know!" Alex said.
"Y-you do?" Kayori asked blushing.
"It was dark in the closet and then without warning to attacked the fox boy and that's why your glasses were messed up and why he was so freaking disheveled!" Alex proclaimed.
"Hehehe…" Kayori said sweating.
"I don't wanna go to school tomorrow," Alex sighed getting the three to look at her.
"What!?" she asked, "I don't."
"Like we do?" Kayori asked.
"No," the others sighed.
-End chapter-
Psychic: Well that was an interesting chapter.
Kayori: Could be worse.
Alex: How!?
Allyson: He could've tried to do something.
Alex and Psychic: I do not want to know what that the hell meant!
Hiei: /Singing Time and time again/ (Don't own)
Psychic: Oh! Good song! Well please give me some suggestions people. And I just realized no one replied about the Hiei and Mukuro thing a couple chapters ago. Answer me please!
People: …
Psychic: Why won't anyone answer me!?
Hiei: Because you're a psychotic bitch.
Psychic: So is Alex and look what happened with you two.
Hiei: /turns red/
Psychic: See! But please answer it and I want at least seven reviews before I update again. Oh and someone asked if I'd make a Christmas special chapter, no but if you go to Sapphire101 she has a funny YYH Christmas story.
Alex: It's not funny for me.
Hiei: Or me.
Psychic: So? Review.