Disclaimer: Don't own YYH or Wicked.
I've gotten a few requests to do another YYH/Wicked song-fic crossover, so here it is! Enjoy it and please review!
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Scene:
Hiei and Kuwabara are writing letters while giving each other dirty looks over their shoulders.
Kuwabara:
Dearling, darlingist, sweetest Yukina...
Hiei:
Kurama...
Both:
There's been some confusion over rooming in Reikai.
Hiei:
But of course I'll heed Koenma.
Kuwabara:
But of course I'll rise above it.
Both:
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond.
Yes, there's been some confusion for you see my roommate is...
Kuwabara:
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.
Hiei:
Dumb.
Scene:
They throw their letters aside and face off, glaring at each other. Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru stand behind Kuwabara, supporting him and also seeking protection from the demon (Hiei).
Kuwabara:
What is this feeling so sudden and new?
Hiei:
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
Kuwabara:
My pulse is rushing...
Hiei:
My head is reeling...
Kuwabara:
My face is flushing!
Both:
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame, does it have a name?
Yes...
Loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!
Kuwabara:
For your face...
Hiei:
Your voice...
Kuwabara:
Your clothing!
Both:
Let's just say...I loathe it all!
Every little trait however small makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing!
There's a strange exhilaration in such total detestation!
It's so pure, so strong!
Though, I do admit, it came on fast...still, I do believe that it can last!
And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long!
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
Oh dear Kazuma, you are just too good!
How do you stand it, I don't think I could!
Demon terror, demon tartar, I don't mean to show a bias...but Kazuma, you're a martyr!
Kuwabara:
Well...these things are sent to try us!
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
Poor Kazuma forced to reside someone so demonicafied!
We just want to tell you we're all on your side!
We share your loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!
Both:
What is this feeling so sudden and new?
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
For his face, his voice, his clothing!
Both:
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you!
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
Let's just say...
Both:
My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling...
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
We loathe it all!
Both:
Oh what is this feeling?
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
Every little trait however small...
Both:
Does it have a name?
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
Makes our very flesh begin to crawl...
Both:
Yes...
All:
AHHHH!!!
Both:
Loathing!
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
Loathing!
Both:
There's a strange exhilaration
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
Loathing!
Both:
In such total detestation
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
Loathing!
Both:
It's so pure, so strong!
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
So strong!
Both:
Though I do admit it came on fast,
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing for-forever
Loathing, truly, deeply
All:
Loathing you!
Both:
My whole life long!
Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru:
Loathing, unadulterated loathing!
Hiei:
Boo!
Kuwabara:
Ahh!
Hiei:
Hahahaha!