Psychicfiredemoness: /Singing Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Her Goodbye/

Hiei and Alex: /Looking at her with dot eyes/

Psychic: Leave me alone!

Alex: You are so very weird. Yay weirdness!

Hiei: Baka.

Psychic: But you love her so.

Hiei: /Turns bright red/ Baka.

Yusuke: Ain't he just the cutest thing? /cracking up and pinching Hiei's cheekends up with face on ground/

Psychic: Right well this'll be the last lovey dovey crap chapter thing but I don't know what will happen cause there are only seven more chapters to put up. I own nothing.

-Quick Review-

Last time… uh… Oh yeah! Last time Hiei got all jealous of a guy that liked Alex. And she got all confused about the whole basement, and forest thing then him saying he didn't care, but sorta admitted it to her and only her.

-End review-

Chapter 29 Learning to use REAL weapons is such a 'joy'

-Sunday-

"Wake up!" Yusuke yelled in Alex's face after trying to wake her up for the past five minutes and got backhanded.

"Why the hell are you in here Yusuke!?" she yelled waking up.

"Trying to wake you up, you sleep like a damn rock!" he stated with sharp teeth and stormed out of the room.

"Prick!" she yelled after him closing her room's door and changing into her training outfit.

-Few minutes later; kitchen-

"Okay what are we being trained in today?" Kayori asked rubbing her eyes.

"We'll be teaching you how to use real weapons," Kurama explained.

The girls sighed.

"Well, let's look at the bright side," Alex said.

"What's the bright side?" Sapphire asked.

"Not sure," she replied.

The others fell over.

"Oh! I know the bright side!" Marie stated.

'This ought to be good,' the others thought.

"And what's that?" Hiei replied.

"That I might get to see you without a shirt," Marie stated.

"Idiot," Alex stated within a series of coughs.

"Can we got train before the hag makes us do house work?" Yusuke asked.

"I heard that dimwit!" Genkai yelled from the other room.

Yusuke sweated and left the temple, shortly followed by the others.

-Same clearing Kurama trained them in; 8 am-

"Okay, what weapon do you guys wanna use?" Yusuke asked.

"Kodachi!"(Spelling? And in Sapph's case it is two swords with slightly curved blades that will hook together to make a double-ended sword. There ya happy Leslie!?) Sapphire stated.

"Any kind of sword," Alex stated.

"Uh, throwing daggers?" Kayori said unsure. (Hey there is a difference! Throwing daggers are the ones with holes at the ends, and normal daggers you can just stab people with so there!)

"Hand scythe," Allyson said.

"Hiei!" Marie said.

"Kurama!" Brit said.

"Stay away from him!" Kayori yelled.

"Oh yeah! What are you gonna do about it!?" Brit yelled back.

Alex sighed in irritation and hit Brit's head with her knuckles. (Believe me that hurts like hell.) And left her with the little tear drops at her eyes.

"Bitch," Brit whimpered, "Kurama can you heal me?"

"Yes heal her with your 'magical herbs'," Alex said with spirit fingers at the magical herbs part.

She got punched on the top of the head by Kurama of all people. Alex rubbed the top of her head while Hiei gave a silent growl showing a fang and everyone else looked surprised. (It's a private joke, whenever I say magical herbs- Kurama: /punches her/ Psychic: He hits me.)

"Please don't insult the plants I use," Kurama stated with slightly golden eyes.

"Hm, magical herbs," Yusuke said and got hit, "damn that hurt!"

"Magical…plants," Alex said as Kurama raised his fist, "Herbs?" (I thank my friend for this part, curse her! Not really.)

Thinking he wouldn't hit her; and being mistaken; looked up and got hit smack right on her forehead, hard. So she began running around blind while anime crying in serious pain. And the hairs on Kurama's neck got burned off due to both Hiei's over-protectiveness and short temper. Kurama gave Hiei a questioning 'Why the hell did you do that!?' look and got a glare in return.

"Uh I'll go get the weapons," Kuwabara said leaving for a few minutes and came back with three daggers, a connected kodachi and a katana, all of which were rusty.

They went and collected their weapon.

"Okay then Jagan girl can train with Hiei. Kayori, Sapphire, and Allyson will get trained by me, Kurama, and Kuwabara, you two are going back to the temple to see if Genkai has anything for you to do," Yusuke instructed, "You know it figures that they'd both use swords huh Kuwabara?"

"Yep," Kuwabara replied.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Hiei snapped.

"Oh nothing, /cough/ you-two-love-each-other/cough/," Yusuke replied.

"There's nothing going on between us!" Alex yelled turning red and punched him.

"Really?" Yusuke grinned while rubbing his head.

"Shut up Yusuke!" she yelled turning even redder.

"Whatever," he laughed slightly hands up in defense.

Marie and Brit went back, and Yusuke and the others walked to the left of the clearing. Hiei and Alex stood there with the little colored dot eyes, and after a few seconds he led her to some other part of the forest. (Anyone wondering WHY the moron detective had the two Jaganshi's separated from the others? Hm wondering?)

-Yusuke's group-

"Okay that's the plan," Yusuke stated.

"That's evil, I think?' Kayori said.

"Don't like it leave then," Yusuke replied.

Kurama chuckled lightly.

"What are you laughing at fox boy?" Yusuke asked.

"It's considerably difficult find Hiei if he doesn't want to be found, and if he's with Alex, he most likely will not want to be found," Kurama said.

Yusuke fell over because his almost intelligent plan went to hell.

-Hiei, nope can't say group uh… don't know can't say team either so Hiei and Alex-

"Do you even know how to hold a sword?" Hiei asked with doubt.

"In your hand," Alex retorted.

He gave her a dry look and took a stance with his katana.

"Like this baka shojo," he instructed.

She followed suit, or at least tried. The only difference with hers was she stood in opposite. (You know if his right foots back her left foot is back, get it?)

"Wrong," he stated.

She fiddled around a bit and got into the correct stance. They went over the basics, or at least what Hiei called the basics. So in other words she was going through sword techniques that were advanced for someone who even practiced swordsmanship regularly, and no I don't mean difficult for someone like Hiei!

After about only, four hours she got a three second break from swordsmanship to learn he would train her with the Jagan. (I don't think that made too much sense right there so in less complicated terms, he teach her to use Jagan.) The most she managed to do in the other four hours of training was control a squirrel to throw an acorn at him, and she got chased around for ten minutes for it; that and learned telepathy; and got to be burned horribly by her own dark flame 'wielding'. Telekinetic wise she learn nothing, nothing! (Sorry couldn't help but add that.)

"Can we go back now!?" Alex asked as her stomach let out a growl. (She didn't eat breakfast, thanks to Yusuke.)

"Hn," came his reply.

She sighed and fell back twitching from both annoyance and exhaustion. He walked over and stood above her in a way that she couldn't get up. (He's basically sitting on her so don't go thinking things!)

"Let me up," she stated.

"No," he said.

"What why!?" she sounded both confused and angry, but mainly confused.

(I'd like to thank xHoshikox for this part)

"Then tell me," was his oh-so-quizzical reply.

"Tell you what!?" she asked in more confusion.

He looked at her as though she were stupid.

"As to how you feel, for me," he said turning pink, well slightly pink at least.

"Why do you even care?!" she blushed darker then Kurama's hair color.

"You told the detective there's nothing between us, and I know that there is. So how do you feel about me?" he asked. (It like the reverse of the last chapter or something. I just realized this!)

She stayed silent.

"Well?" He pressed after a moment.

She muttered something incoherent.

"Well?" He was getting impatient.

"I freaking love you okay!" She almost yelled turning darker then blood and turning her face away from his. (Blood is pretty dark red, ya gotta admit that. And just remember that oh-so faithful day in the forest after the evil card game.)

He smirked.

"That's good to know," he said bending down to her ear. "because I love you too," he whispered. (This is the part where I crack up like a psychopathic freak because I out of all people wrote that. And I don't write romance usually.)

She blushed even darker red, if that was even physically possible. And he got off of her, and extended his hand. She took it and got pulled into a tight and inescapable hug. (Tricky bastard ain't he? /cracking up like a psycho/) He lowered his head to her neck and began kissing on it upwards so he soon captured her lips. (/crying in laughter along with Yusuke/) He soon began begging for entrance, (it's in a lot of other stories with romance so yeah… but mine is different, part thing…/laughing again/ Have romance writing /laugh/ block!) she wouldn't comply so he forced his way into her mouth and got his tongue bitten. So he bit into her lip making her bleed into his mouth and she stopped fighting him more or less, but twitched a couple of times. After what seemed way to long in her mind he broke apart giving them both air and had a victorious smirk plastered on his face. (/passed out from laughingwakes up to type/ Alex: He's evil!) A twig snapped near by and he finally let go of her to jump away into a stance, katana drawn and everything. (So /laugh/ protective.) Then Yusuke stepped out.

"God what the hell have you to been doing out here this long!? It's getting dark out!" Yusuke stated loudly oblivious to what had just happened between the two fire demons.

'Saved by the idiot, thank you Yusuke,' Alex thought in relief. (She still doesn't like being intimate with anyone, even Hiei the dark, scary, aggressive fire demon that he is.)

The three walked back to the temple. Alex trying to stop her still bleeding lip. Hiei pissed that Yusuke had interrupted him. And Yusuke mad at having to come get the pair.

-End Chapter-

Alex and Hiei: /Sitting and glaring at everyone/

Yusuke, Psychic, Kayori, Kurama, Kuwabara, Botan, Teen Koenma, and Sapphire: /Laughing/

Psychic: Well I hope you all liked this chapter that was made during a caffeine high cause I really was cracking up cause it was actual romance this time I guess. But I don't write romance is all so it was hard to write and as you can see I some how manage to use all the romance ideas pretty much so if you have any suggestion for the fic at all please tell me and be specific about it, because I don't get out much and don't understand what some of you are trying to say no offense to anyone what-so-ever. And please review. But the reason I was laughing is because I am the anti-social, scares people and knows nothing of romance what-so-ever, that and romance isn't something I write…at all…please review…

Alex: /notices Hiei by hershoves him away/ Evil!

Hiei: /blinks/

Baby H-san: /grabs onto Hiei's face/

Hiei: /has steam coming from his head. throws Baby H-san away from him/ Baka.

Botan: That was nice.

Hiei: Botte. (Bow-tet)

Botan and Teen Koenma: /laugh nervously/

Psychic: You guys are sick. Oh well I want my 200 reviews again! /cries/

Puddle: /growing at rapid pace/

Psychic: /stops/ Oh well. I will eventually get then back! All 216 of them!

Others: …

Sapphire: She kept count.

Psychic: Yeah so? Please review.