Author: theshinykitty
Warning: OOC, boy on boy love, and lots of fainting
Disclaimer: Naruto not mine
...Should be doing my Science Fair crap now... Oh well! Writing stories about fictional male characters falling in love is so much funner.
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uzumaki/spiral
Ch6: Passing Out - Good Plot Filler
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Naruto POV-You know, usually, I like fire. I find it to be interesting and pretty. It's also very useful.
For example: My roommate before Shikamaru was a total wanker. So, I set his bed on fire. Problem solved. I get a new roommate; Shikamaru gets a new bed. (Had to go to a few weeks of therapy though…)
But now, fire is very not good.
It is now turning Sasuke's clean, white bathroom into a lump of coal.
Curse me and my incompetence!!
The sink and the shower were both too far away to reach, so I grabbed the first clear liquid I saw and threw it at the flames.
...Okay; now the fire's spreading even faster... I looked down at the bottle in my hands.
...Damn you rubbing alcohol!! Damn you and your... water-like appearance!!
So, let's see, trying to put out the fire will only result in MORE fire, so now, I should probably concentrate on putting out my hair, which, too, has caught fire.
AH! DAMMIT! What did Iruka-sensei say to do when you've caught fire??
...Thinking is getting harder and harder to do, because the flames are now melting my brain.
C'mon... I must have stayed awake at least a few minutes in that lesson...
Shake, rattle, and roll? No... I don't think that's it...
...STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!! Brain, if we get out of this alive, I promise to stop hitting you on the wall so much!
So I stop, then I drop, and then I roll - right on top of some more fire.
I guess God decides to have mercy on me (if that's what you would call it...), because then, I passed out.
Sasuke POV-
The first thing I think when I see my bathroom turning into a burning inferno of smoke, flames, and all together not-good-feelings, is '...damn... my favorite towel is in there... and I just got it to smell the way I want...'
Then, after I see Naruto passed out on the floor, partly on fire and... naked... I think, '...damn... I hope he doesn't sue me... cause that's one fi-ine looking a- ARGH!!!!!!11!!11!1!11!!!'
...Okay... I'm going to pretend I meant Appomattox and not... whatever... I was... going to say...
SO, anyways, I get my beautiful head of silky, black-as-coal hair back in the game and decided to drag Naruto's sorry ass out of there.
See? I was about to say 'Naruto's fine ass out of there,' but I, being my awesome self, resisted.
…Ah, poop.
A minute later, I've got Naruto in his birthday suit hanging limply in my arms, while I stare at the fire which has spread through my whole dorm from the hallway and is now eating every episode of 'The Simpsons' I had hidden under my bed.
And then, I remembered my cat.
D'oh.
I prop Naruto against the wall, and run back inside.
…I'm too pretty to be doing this…
Naruto POV-...Ow. My ass feels like I sat on a stove for a few hours. And this is when I notice I'm naked and sitting in front of a burning dorm.
Sadly, this is not the first this has happened....
I sit there for a few minutes like a knave until I realize I should probably do something about the fire. I slam down the nearest fire alarm, and... nothing happens.
Damn that janitor! I knew something fishy was going on when my faucet started to run blood that one time!
I then try and run down the stairs to get help, when I trip and fall over my own foot. I fall down the stairs, and, for the SECOND time this day, I black out.
Damnit!! I don't even WANT to know how this is going to affect my manliness quotient...
Sasuke POV-I search frantically for several minutes before finally finding Ko-chan in the corner, with my slippers and the newspaper next to him, and a flower in his mouth.
Oh great, he chooses NOW of all times to be nice and useful.
Damn cats.
I scoop up Ko-chan, and run for the exit, dodging past falling ceiling blocks.
Ha ha... and my mom said playing Space Invaders would never help me in life. Well you were wrong! Wrong I say!!
...Ahem.
I'm almost out of the door, when the freaking door frame falls onto me, trapping me.
Damnit Sasuke! You cheaped out on the doorframe, but have a $500 footrest! If I get out of this alive, I'm going to smite myself.
I let go of Ko-chan.
"Ko-chan, go and find help boy!"
Ko-chan runs out into the hallway, and... falls asleep. While I'm being burnt to death. I knew I should have gotten that dog from 'Lassie' when I had the chance.
Well, so now I'm being roasted alive, Naruto is oddly nowhere in sight, and this has been an overall plain shitty day.
Fuck.
Well, I guess there's only one thing I can do.
I grab a bit of fallen ceiling and smash it on my head.
I figure if I'm going to die, I might as well die the way I came in.
Passed out, and smelling vaguely of cats.
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Sorry I took so long to get this chapter out! And I wish I could say that the extra time meant extra quality, ARGH! But it was the opposite. POOP!!
Anyways, thank you reviewers! Review lots and I'll have a longer BETTER chapter out next week. And no more fainting. I promise.
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