Psychicfiredemoness: Well, well, well. Look who came crawling back.
Worm monster: /crawling/
Alex: Ew worm monster! /burns it/
Hiei: /blinks and turns chibi/
Alex: Chibi Hiei! /hugs him/
Psychic: Okay well thanks for reviewing everyone. The story's almost done. But I have this upsetting feeling that it's only going to be 36 chapters. Weird huh? Oh well.
Chibi Hiei: /yawns/
Sapphire and Alex: Cute! (My friend had something to do with this, you know who you are.)
Psychic: /twitches/ Right…
Alex: What!? And if Sapphire gets kidnapped I'm going to go psycho on everyone. She's my best friend! I care for my best friend! /squeezes chibi Hiei without realizing it/
Chibi Hiei: /trying to free himself/
Psychic: /cracking up/
Alex: What? /looks at chibi Hiei/
Chibi Hiei: /has swirly eyes/
Alex: Opps.
Psychic: Right well anyways I own nothing.
-Quick review-
Kayori got kidnapped. And Hiei thought that Alex did too so got um, a 'little' bit upset. And when they found out that she didn't get kidnapped, Hiei chased her around for a while for making him worry.
-End review-
-Living room; 7 pm-
"Is there still any point to training, you know since you guys suck at protecting us?" Alex asked as she and Sapphire played another round of speed. (Don't own but love the game. I do however own a card game that I made up.)
Yusuke punched her in the head for the last part of the comment.
"What the hell!?" she cried.
"Stop rubbin' it in! Koenma's all ready bitched about it!" Yusuke proclaimed.
"Well ya didn't have to hit me!" she yelled back.
"Now children," Sapphire said standing between them both and moving them away from each other.
"I'm older then you!" Alex snapped and stormed out of the room.
"This means I win!" Sapphire called.
"No it doesn't!" Alex yelled back from some other part of the temple.
"You like pissing her off huh?" Yusuke asked.
"Yep!" Sapphire stated.
The others in the room sweat dropped.
"What!?" she asked.
"Oh nothing, nothing," Yusuke stated.
"Sure…" she said giving the others more sweat drops.
-Somewhere in Makai-
"Damnit, damnit, damnit! How the hell are we supposed to get them!?" yelled Temi shaking Chris.
"I don't know," he replied sounding dizzy, "And are you just upset because you don't have yours yet?"
Temi raised his hand like a knife and was going to hurt Chris with it but was stopped by Kugatsu.
"Would it kill both of you to stop bickering for even a few minutes?" he asked.
"It probably would," the echoing voice stated.
"Shut up Ryote (Rye-O-tae, if there was any confusion, like there was for me /sigh sweat drop/)," Temi growled.
"Shut up! We're deploying her now so shut the hell up!" Kugatsu stated in annoyance.
-Clearing noon-
"Ya had to open your big mouth didn't cha?" Sapphire asked running laps around the lake with Alex and the guys.
"Hey it was a reasonable question!" Alex growled behind her friend.
All four detectives stopped abruptly.
"What's up?" Sapphire asked.
"We've entered a territory," Kurama replied looking around.
"Again," Alex muttered under her breath.
A slight wind blew around them all and the guys got dreamy looks on their faces and went limp while their pupils disappeared. (I don't mean they fell to the ground limp! I mean like just standing there limp.) Kirei stepped out from the shadows.
"Hello girls," she said smiling wickedly.
Both girls took a stance.
"What the hell did you do anyways?" Alex asked.
"Wondering when you'd ask. Welcome to my territory," she replied.
They gave her blank yet dry stares.
"I have the ability to attract!" she yelled like a spoiled child.
"Oh, sorry you just gave it away," Alex said with sarcasm.
"Yes didn't she," Sapphire replied taking a 'concerned onlooker' look. (As they call it)
"Shut up!" Kirei stated.
"Make us ya bastard! Bwahaha!" Alex proclaimed with lightning in the background as she laughed evilly.
"How the hell could Hiei even like her?" Kirei asked herself out loud.
"Easy, he doesn't! He's just stringing me along till he gets bored!" Alex stated.
"Rig-" she started but a sherkin flew in front of the two more or less demons and it exploded. (Duh!)(And the evil bitch was going to say right)
Jaishoni, Kaitashi, and Sachi jumped out.
"You've stalled long enough, let's collect them," Jaishoni instructed as the dust cleared and showed the two coughing girls.
And of COURSE the bastardes (My word I own it!) demons/humans attacked. Jaishoni had managed to get another long sword and slashed Alex across the stomach with it, Kaitashi managed to miss Sapphire with her daggers, the fast little wench. (Sapphire: Psychic! Psychic: Fine I'll get on with it!) As Sachi threw more explosive sherkins around the girls throwing them into a state of confusion, in which Sapphire accidentally broke Alex's nose.
"Ah damnit that freaking hurt Sapph! What the hell is wrong with you!?" Alex yelled holding her bleeding nose.
"Uh, hehehe, sorry," Sapphire replied and got hit in the head with the flat of Jaishoni's sword and got knocked out.
"Oh you sorry ass bastards! I'll kill you all! Even if you are humans!" Alex yelled shooting fire in every direction. (Still in dust cloud)
But got a rag with chloroform in her face causing her to pass out. (How demons got chloroform we'll never know) Kaitashi opened a portal back to Makai and Jaishoni stepped through holding both girls, then Kaitashi, and then Kirei. But they didn't realize that Sachi had tripped on a hole in the ground, and that they had left her there. And as soon as Kirei was gone the portal closed and the effects of her territory went away. Leaving one very temperamental fire demon, two confused junior high school students and a fox boy in a pear tree! (/gets hit with flaming dirt wads/ SEE!? I knew that would happen! And it's a Christmas thing sorry couldn't think for Kurama) Then they spotted Sachi, trying to get her foot out of the hole she'd tripped in.
"Where. Is. She?" Hiei growled grabbing Sachi's neck tightly. (Not collar, neck)
"Heh, you really think I'd tell you, you demon?" she asked.
And with that a question was raised!
"Demon! What the hell do you think you've been working with!?" Yusuke asked holding his head in confusion.
"Humans," she stated, "and I refuse to help any of you demons."
She glared. Hiei's grip on her neck tightened.
"Can't you tell different energies with your power?" Kurama asked.
"Uh, no," she replied.
"We're both humans!" Kuwabara and Yusuke yelled making birds fly away.
-Temple; hour later-
Sachi was tied to a chair while Koenma looked for her file. (They're using that giant suitcase Botan has)
"Find it yet?" Yusuke asked.
"Yes," Koenma replied, "she is a human, but lost her eye sight only after acquiring her territory. She's thirty-five and has a ten year old son named Machiko, whose father walked out on them."
"Leave Machiko out of this!" Sachi cried her eyes widening at the sound of her sons name.
"Seems that we've found her weakness," Hiei commented with an evil smirk.
"I'll help you, just don't hurt him," she said in defeat.
-End chapter-
Psychic: Well sorry for the bad chapter. But thanks for the reviews.
Chibi Hiei: /still chibi/
Yusuke: /laughing at chibi Hiei/
Alex: But look he's so cute! /holds chibi Hiei up to Yusuke/
Chibi Hiei: /blinks twice and starts crying/
Alex: Dude, he scared chibi Hiei. /hugging crying chibi Hiei/
Psychic: Right. /sweat dropping/ Well please review.
Alex: there, there chibi lil' Hiei. /hugging him/
Chibi Hiei: /still crying/
Alex: Don't you have something to explain?
Psychic: Oh yeah! To Maya-chan: About the whole Alex leaving Hiei for Adrian, the stories almost done but I might write a sequel so I might use that, Hiei may know what rape is but it was a funny review, and Baby H-san means this…
Baby Hiei-san: /hugging onto Hiei's face/
Alex: If you read Anime-fangirl1's wedding fanfic then it would make more sense cause he ain't a chibi.
Psychic: Okay and to Spatial Monkey what was with the gay sex thing? And they weren't literally swapping spit that was Alex's imagination. And to Emma Catlin aka Kitty…maybe she is maybe she isn't.
Alex: And to Kuranga108, I'm not his girlfriend!
Yusuke: That's right you're his-
Alex: /beats the hell out of Yusuke/ Well please review.
Psychic: I only need seven more reviews and then, I'll have my old high score for reviews on this story.