A/N: Sorry I have not been on in a while but I had to write this chapter gradually scence I'm grounded from the computer… It sucks really.
Chapter 13: Gossip
Lily and Sara were sitting on Lily's bed flipping threw muggle magazines.
"Who would you rather do, Brad Pit or Tom Cruise?" Sara asked suddenly. Lily looked up from her magazine.
"What the hell?"
"You know, who would you rather sleep with, Brad Pit or Tom Cruise?"
"Uh… Brad Pit I guess." Was Lily's reply.
"James or Sirius?"
"What the hell is your problem!" Lily demanded.
"Just answer it." Sara said calmly. There was silence then,
"Sirius"
"Your sick" Was all Sara had to say.
"Why, how come I'm the sick one?" Lily wanted to know.
Come on! It's Sirius Black!" Sara shivered.
"Was I supposed to pick James or something?" Lily asked.
"I would have picked nothing."
"That was a choice?"
"Yea…"
"I hate you" Lily said simply.
"No you don't" Sara laughed, "You're just saying that to make me feel better." Lily snorted but decided not to reply.
"She's so hot," James sighed.
"Who?" Sirius asked threw a mouthful of pizza.
"Uh! Sirius that's disgusting!" Remus said covering his eyes with his hand.
"Lily," James sighed again causing Sirius to laugh and Remus to shake his head. "I wonder what she and Sara are doing?"
"Probably talking about who they like and who's hot and who's not," Sirius said simply. James looked horrified.
"No more Teen Weekly for you" He said, then he changed his voice to a high pitch one in a poor attempt to sound female. "So who do you like Sirius?" James giggled. Sirius gave a longing sigh.
"Hannah," He replied in the same high pitched voice.
"Is she in our year?" Remus asked.
"Is she hot?" James wanted to know.
"Yea," Sirius sighed again and battered his eyelashes. James turned to Remus.
"And who do you like Moony?" James said once again in his girly voice.
"Sara." Remus said simply. Both James and Sirius fell out of their chairs.
"Whoa!" Sirius exclaimed his mouth full of food once again.
"Yuck Padfoot! Say it don't spray it." James said wiping bits of chewed up food off his face. Sirius ignored him and continued to talk.
"I would have never guessed!" Sirius exclaimed. "I mean it's Sara!" Remus sighed.
"So who do you like?" Sara asked Lily, who blushed.
"Well there is this one guy in Ravenclaw."
"Oh!! Tell me more!!!"
"Okay, he is in our year and his name is Devon Hannaford" Lily said.
"I should have know!" Sara laughed.
"So who do you like Sara?" Lily asked.
"Oh no! I'm not telling you!" Sara laughed.
"Please!"
"No"
"Please"
"No!"
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Fine be that way!"
"Okay I will!" Lily sighed
"I guess I'm not going to get much more out of you!" She said. Sara smirked. "I give up. Are you up to some practice though?"
"Always."
A/N: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN