Chapter 3 "Attached to You" by marauderyears

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Lily's POV

"I can't believe you. I'm going to have to go to detention with you! I NEVER get detention, never!"

"Well, there's a first for everything now isn't there?"

"No, there isn't! For instance there's never going to be a first time that I fly without magic or any object helping me. Because it's physically impossible for me to fly."

"What's your point?"

"That there isn't a first thing for everything."

"Who said that?"

I groaned. This is going to be a long day. James and I walked down to dinner together. Well obviously together, how else would we walk? After dinner would be James' detention...Great.

We walked into the Great Hall and I started to walk over to my friends at the same time that he tried to walk to his friends. The result was quite interesting. We ended up both tripping, entangling some limbs, making a few nearby people laugh. I blushed and smacked Potter to get him off of me.

"Potter, can we sit by my friends?"

"No. Your friends are boring, let's go sit by mine." He started to pull me away.

"Oh no, you don't!" I pulled back. He whipped around and glared at me.

"Look Evans, can you please just cooperate for once?"

I sighed. "Potter, you are the one who got us into this mess in the first place, so I think that it only makes sense if you bend to my needs."

He rubbed his eyes. "Look, my friends already know about us being...err...attached at the moment. Your friends don't and you'd have to explain it to them and you promised that you wouldn't tell anyone." I kind of felt bad seeing the exasperated look on his face.

"Alright Potter, I'll sit with you and your little friends."

He grinned. "Well no matter what, you'd have to sit with me."

I rolled my eyes as he dragged me to his table of loonies- I mean friends.

Black nodded to me. "Evans! So nice of you to sit with us!"

"Well I didn't really have a choice in the matter..."

Potter sighed loudly. I 'accidentally' elbowed him in the ribs, making him grunt.

Remus raised his eyebrows. "So, how have you been Lily?"

I shrugged. "As best as I can be, considering I'm stuck to an idiot." Black and Remus snorted into their dinner. Potter pretended to pout.

"Evans, it's not that bad. Really, it isn't. Plenty of girls would love-"

"You are so pricky, Potter. In fact you're 'Pricky Potter'."

Black grinned. "It almost sounds like Porky Pig."

Potter narrowed his eyes. "Can we stop making fun of me?"

I patted his arm. "I'm sorry Potter...did I hurt your feelings?"

He continued to pout. All of the sudden he straightened his back. He looks like he suddenly got an idea...

"Padfoot, hand me that goblet of pumpkin juice. Thank you." He said as Black handed him the goblet. Potter lifted the drink and poured it slowly into the other. The loud trickling noise made me cross my legs tightly.

"Potter, of all the low things you've done..."

Remus raised an eyebrow. "What?"

I bit my lip. I feel like my bladder's going to explode. "I have to go to the bathroom"

Remus' lips twitched. "Really?"

I nodded and looked over to see Black laughing so hard, that he was laughing silently. Oh well. At least I don't have to listen to him.

"Yes." I muttered as Potter continued to pour the water. I smacked the goblet away from him.

"Potter, that's really mean." He had the decency to look like he felt bad. Or maybe he actually did feel bad. Somehow I managed to hold it in throughout dinner. My bladder, that is.

Potter and I stood up when we finished our dinner.

"Well we've got to go to detention."

Remus' eyes widened. "Lily got a detention?"

Potter laughed. "No. But I did, and unfortunately for her she has to go with me."

I groaned. "This is not fair."

Black smiled. "No one ever said that it was."

I silently followed Potter out of the Great Hall and to the Trophy Room- where we'd be having our detentions.

Potter wearingly glanced down at me. "You know we're not going to the gallows."

I sighed. "I know, but I don't want to go to detention."

"Well, it's not going on your record technically because it's my detention."

I shrugged. "I guess your right."

We entered the Trophy Room to see Professor McGonagall standing there with a few rags in her hand. When we approached her, she handed us the rags.

"Here are your cleaning utensils. You will clean the left side of the room."

"My left or you're left?" Typical Potter... I rolled my eyes as did Professor McGonagall.

"My left."

"Well that's awfully nice of you. That's the left with the fewer trophies."

Professor McGonagall sighed heavily. "Just get started." She noticed me standing there and raised her eyebrows.

"Miss Evans why are you here? I didn't assign you a detention?"

I blushed. "I just felt like helping out Potter. I was late too and I feel like I should serve my time as well as Potter." I could see Potter rolling his eyes.

The Professor smiled down at me. "I thank you for your maturity." She glanced sharply at Potter. "You could learn a thing or two from Miss Evans." She walked stiffly out of the room.

Potter turned to me. "I can't believe she believed you."

I smiled. "Well when someone who is a good kid and never does anything wrong says something, people generally believe them."

Potter nodded. "Interesting..." I rolled my eyes.

"We should get started. This will take quite awhile."

Potter handed me a rag and we both walked to one side of the wall and started to clean the trophies. After about an hour of silence I decided to break it. The silence, that is.

"You look like you've done this before."

He laughed. "Oh yes, quite a bit actually. I used to clean the trophies with Sirius but than the teachers and caretaker finally realized that Sirius and I cannot work together without setting something on fire, so they separated us."

I laughed. "When did you set this room on fire?"

"Actually, the question is more like 'when didn't we set this room on fire'..." The rest of the detention went by fast as I listened to Potter's stories about his and his friend's antics. I didn't even notice when the clock struck midnight.

When Potter and I were standing in the corridor, he glanced down at me. "Do you still have to go to the bathroom?"

I laughed nervously. "Hell yeah."