MissEcofreak: Here comes a fluffy little tale about how Jak and Daxter escaped from prison

Zakura: Fluffy my tail

CHAPTER 2

THE ADVENTURE IN BARON PRAXIS' CELL

Two years and four minutes later, Jak was stuck in baron Praxis' prison cell.

Currently he was in the torture chamber being pumped full of Dark Eco.

"Dark eco injections complete, nothing of interest happened" a bored computer voice announced.

"Boring, he's just making a lot of noise", said Baron Praxis.

The important character introduced in the last chapter was there with him, he had a name too! His name was Erol.

"I don't think your dark warrior-program is working Fatty!" he said casually, he had been saying the same line once a day the last two years.

"Nah, let's just kill him after lunch" baron Praxis said, sounding just as bored as the computer.

Jak fainted, he was afraid to die.

"I think he just fainted, Fatty" Erol said casually, he had been saying that line too once a day since he became commander, whenever a prisoner was scheduled for execution.

"Who case?" baron Praxis asked before they both walked out of the room.

That turned out to be the biggest mistake of their lives because four minutes later an orange ottsel entered the room, carrying a pink bag of clothes.

"Hey! Does anyone here know where I can find a pizza restaurant?" the ottsel asked.

The voice woke Jak up.

"JAK! I though I didn't hear your voice!" the ottsel said and jumped up on Jaks stomach.

"Oh, hi Dax" Jak said when he realized who the strange ottsel was, that made tons of Jak and Daxter-fans faint in surprise when they heard their hero talking. I wasn't surprised though, I had already seen the trailer.

"That's some hello!" Daxter said sounding very offended, "I've been looking for you for two years and eight (he looked at his watch) nine minutes! The least you can say is hello!"

"Fine, HELLO!" Jak shouted, making Daxter fall of his stomach.

"Man, you're worse than Tinky Vinky!" Daxter said rubbing his head.

He shouldn't have said that, Jak hated Tinky Vinky for being on TV while he, who was way cooler, newer made it to the big screen, the word Tinky Vinky made him transform into a scary monster and destroy the looks at his chair.

"HEY! Calm down!" Daxter said.

Jak shrunk back to normal, "sorry" he said, sounding like a little mouse.

"Thank you. I've brought you some new clothes" said Daxter handing Jak the pink bag.

Jak took of his pants and took on the new pants in the bag.

When he took his jacket of he revealed that he was wearing a pink bra.

Daxter stared at it in confusion.

"What?" Jak asked.

"Nothing" his friend replied, giving Jak the new jacked.

Jak took his new jacket on and Daxter jumped up at his shoulder.

"That looks great! Let's go!" he said.

Jak jumped out of a conveniently placed hole in the wall and landed on… some guy.

"Ouch!" Civilian Guy moaned.

"Look! There's an old man and a young kid!" Daxter said, ignoring Civilian Guy's painful screams.

"He looks familiar" Jak said, looking at the old man and the kid standing next to them. The kid was obviously not an important character, since throughout almost the entire story he never got a name.

"Who? The man or the kid?" Daxter asked.

"Hello Dork and Dorkster" the old man said.

"Hi Kor" said Jak in a friendly voice, "You look like a nice old man who gets on my nerves for no reason at all. Tell me, where the hell am I?"

"You're there" said Kor, pointing at Jak's feet.

"Thanks man" said Jak.

"By the way, since I helped you, kill those guys. They annoy me" Kor said.

"Those guys" was a crimson guard called George, who was probably much more important to the story than the no-named kid.

"You guys are arrested for no apparent reason!" George said, "Prepare to be hugged by Tinky Vinky!"

Jak got angry at George for mentioning Tinky Vinky, and George wouldn't like Jak when he was angry, cause then he'd transform into the hulk!.... Dark Jak.

George was scared to death of Dark Jak so he… died...

"Cool, blood" said Daxter.

"Who needs super-strength when all your victims just die of their own?" Dark Jak asked, surprising anyone who thought Dark was a mute.