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Zakura: and that's all we got to say

CHAPTER 3

KOR CAN'T FINISH HIS SENTENCES

After the tragic death of George the crimson guard Jak changed back to normal.

"You know what? I've got this weird feeling of déjà vu" he said.

"You got what?" Daxter asked.

"It feels like I've seen this before" Jak explained, "do you know why little kid?"

The little kid did not answer, he was a mute.

"Shout up kid!" Kor yelled at the boy, then he turned to Jak and Daxter again, "Thanks you guys, this noisy kid is important" he told them.

"This noisy kid?" Daxter said and walked up to the kid, "He's noisy!"

"He looks kind of familiar" said Jak.

"Must be a distant relative" his friend replied, "He-s just sat noisy as you were in chapter one."

"As a token of gratitude I'm going to tell you something useful" Kor said, "There is an underground movement in the slums trying to kill baron Praxis"

"Trying to kill who?" Jak asked, since he had been in prison for two years he had never heard about Praxis before...

"You know, the guy the crimson guards always call Fatty" Kor said

"Oh, you mean Ugly?"

"Right, you see these rebellions…"
"Do they have cool weapons?" Jak asked, interrupting Kor.

"Ehm, sure" Kor said. "Their leader the Shadow could..."

"Does he have a cute assistant?" it was Daxter this time.

"Maybe… go to the slums and…."

"Are there any beautiful women there?" of course it was Daxter.

"I guess, ask for T…"

"Is Keira there?" Jak asked.

Kor just looked at him with a puzzled expression (which is getting more and more normal in this story)

"Who?" he asked.

"Never mind" Jak answered.

"Fine" said Kor. "Go ask for Torn. He can help you"

"Does he have girlfriend?" Daxter asked.

Kor just walked away with the kid.

"How rude!" Daxter said

"Let's just go look for the guy he talked about" Jak said.

So they stole a zoomer and drove towards the slums.

After a couple of seconds (it's a small world after all) they found a place which looked like a hideout for an underground movement, they figured that must be it so they walked up to a blonde girl who was standing in front of a door.

"Hi there female elf" Jak said, "We're looking for a guy named Torn, have you seen him?"

"Ehm…no… maybe, I don't really know" the woman answered while she was busy trying to find something in her bag, "Oh! Where's my make up?"
Jak and Daxter just looked at the girl with a… you guessed it! A puzzled expression.

Suddenly, something crept out of the shadows, a scary figure covered in freaky blue tattoos and a t-shirt.

He sneaked in behind the two, rose up and said "boo".

Jak fainted with fear, Daxter, who was still shivering crawled up at Jak's stomach and asked, "a-are you Torn?"

"Jepp" the scary figure known as Torn answered, "how may I help you?"

"Torn! Have you seen my makeup?" the blonde girl asked.

"GET LOST!" Torn yelled at her.

"Fine spitfire" the girl said rolling her eyes.

"What's with the t-shirt dude?" Daxter asked

Torn was wearing a t-shirt and it said "I love Praxis"

"Ehm… a gift" Torn said.

Suddenly Jak woke up, "do you have deadly weapons?" he asked.

"Yes" Torn said.

"Can I have some?"

Torn just looked at Jak, eventually he said "no"

Jak looked very disappointed, actually he was crying.

"Hey, stop the crying! Aw, okay! You can have cool weapons" Torn said, Jak finally stopped crying and smiled like a moron, "But first you'll have to get the flag from the top of the ruined tower" Torn said.

Jak cheered and ran towards Dead Town although he didn't get any directions.
"Wonder who that was?" Torn said as soon as the two friends had disappeared.

"Ok, crisis over, I found my makeup" the blonde girl said.

"Whoopee" Torn sighed, she looks ugly enough without he thought.