I'm baaaaaack! Didja miss me? I hope so lol.
I plan to make chapters much much much longer from now on just so you all know.
I don't own Pokemon.
Please R and R, tell me if I missed any crucial new rules.
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My body began to glow purple as my recover attack started.
When it had finished, I felt my body fully recharged.
(That answers that question)
Quickly I psymorphed to human form and made a lockpick,
as not to be seen.
I threw open the doors and darted in,
making sure to close them behind me.
I heard a slight shivering tone coming from somewhere in the dark cellar.
I shifted into an Umbreon as to see where it was coming from.
There was a huge mound of crates between me and the other side of the room.
I knew that the sound was from the other side.
(There's only one way over there. And I think I know how)
My eyes began to shine a pale white and the yellow rings on my figure began to glow a golden brown,
slowly encircling me with a dark shade,
and I was on the other side of the box wall.
(I knew it! Lily was lieing about my psymorphing ability all along.
I just used faint attack)
I looked around at my surroundings for the source of the quiet shimmy.
In the corner crouching was a squirtle!
(How is that possible)
I looked up and saw the strange orange gas Dramen had used on me slowly leaking from the ceiling.
(Probably won't do anything when we're already Pokemon)
"Go ahead and kill me.
It's better than being hunted for the rest of my life as a freak" It said.
"Woah there bro, take it easy..." I calmly stated.
The small turtle pokemon turned around, his head still facing the floor.
"I know that voice... Is it really you, Sean?" He replied.
"Bob!" I shouted.
"What are you doing here?
I thought you were at some summer camp?" I queried.
"Turns out that "Camp Evergreen" was more like "Camp Forever Blue.
The instant I got on that bus I wondered where the other kids were.
Next thing I knew, I was thrown in a cellar and passed out under some orange gas"
He stated with sadness in his voice.
"Cheer up bro, you're not alone"
He looked up at me, though I had a doubt he could really see me.
"Need some light"
I morphed a clump of dirt into a dim lantern.
His eyes opened wide as he staggered back on his front claws.
"You gotta be joking!!!" He exclaimed.
"As if you think you're a freak"
I morphed into all the eeveelutions and the legendaries in a row,
and then back to umbreon form within 5 seconds.
His eyes opened wider.
"Now I've seen weird" He mumbled.
"How long have you been in here"
"Only about an hour, how long has this been with you"
I told him my story, starting from the beginning.
"Woah dude, you're in some sort of mess!" He shouted amazed.
"As if that isn't enough, my base genetics are Ivysaur now,
I can't go into town without getting tired" I remarked.
Suddenly I saw a green flash in the opposite corner of the sealed area.
By the time my eyes were on it, all that was left was a red zig-zag.
"Why hide from other freaks?" I said to the zig-zag.
A Kecleon reappeared, the red zig-zag attaching itself to his stomache.
In some way, I was able to recognize this Kecleon as my friend Jonathon!
"What are you doing here?" I asked.
"Same thing as him, except I think this is quite fun." he said.
"Did you hear everything?" I asked.
"Yea"
"Ok, what say we all team up to take down Dramen?" I questioned.
"What if he catches us though? We'll be brought against each other!" Bob argued.
"I think there's only one way to prevent that" I stated, hoping they wouldn't object.
I picked up another piece of dirt and morphed it into a pokeball.
"Oh no, nonononono!" He settled, waving his paws back and forth as he backed away.
"It's all we have." I uttered slowly.
"If that's what I have to do, it's what I have to do." Jonathon muttered, taking the ball in his paws.
"Wait up you two, all we're going to do is go inside and back out so we can't be caught by him" I verified.
"What about if he finds the balls we use? We'll be good as caught!" Bob retaliated.
"That's why I'm going to bury them hundreds of feet under the earth,
in a spot they would never even look above ground" I finished.
"Oh, I see now, very well thought" He finally gave.
"Ok, let's get this over with" I declared.
I made one more ball and caught them both in them without any resistance.
Two minutes later, as I released them, their eyes were wide open.
"That was the weirdest thing ever!" Bob stated.
"What was it like?" I inquired.
"It was like a endless white void where you can do whatever you want!" He yelled.
"My turn!" I said, handing him a master ball for me.
"Why do you get the classy ball?" Jonathon interrogated.
"Because I'm the one that can do this!" I replied.
I did my little morphing dance again.
"Just get in Ivysaur form already, Mr. I'm Better Than You" Bob said sarcasticly.
"Green, green, green." I said crazily as I shifted.
Then came the ball.
I felt my self being sucked into beam and shrinking into the ball.
As I was being brought in, my eyes closed and reopened.
Inside was a large white void, they were right.
(Hmm... how about some music)
The original Pokemon tv series' theme song began to play loudly.
(Neat)
(What else? How about a smooth green meadow)
And it was so.
(What else?... Maybe a hill of chocolate? And a mountain in the distance)
About ten yards away from me, a small hill around six feet high rose out of the ground.
Then it turned into chocolate.
Off in the distance a mountain slowly rose into the sky, seemingly the size of Pike's Peak in Colorado.
I was sucked into the red beam and spit back out of the ball again.
"You were right, that is pretty cool" I spoke.
"I want to do it again!" Bob exclaimed.
"Do you both not see the danger of these contraptions?" I checked.
"What danger? They're fun!" Jonathon mentioned.
"If we get too wrapped up in the fun of these things,
we'll end up accidentally all being brought in at once,
trapping us in them until Dramen finds us!" I yelled in a moderate tone.
"You're right, we should get rid of these as soon as possible" Bob agreed intelligently.
"You two stay here and try not to be found, here's some food.
I'll be back in six hours. Three hours there, three hours back"
I morphed some dirt into a variety of fruits and some ground beef.
Swiftly I brought the balls outside and morphed into Pidgeot form, grabbing the balls in my talons.
In the blink of an eye I was off,
soaring into the sky for the only place they'd never look,
"The Sahara Desert"Sand, as far as the Pokemon eye could see.
I tranformed into Onyx shape, putting the three tiny balls into my mouth,
As I began to burrow under the ground, deeper and deeper, I eventually hit rock.
(This is it)
I sluggishly dropped the balls into the hole and burrowed back up.
And so I began the long flight back home.
When I arrived back in the cellar in Umbreon form,
Bob and Jonathon were asleep in opposite corners.
(Maybe that gas isn't healthy after all.
It could possibly delay the time to change back into human form)
"I'm back" I uttered.
They awoke with a startle.
"Oh whew, I thought they had came back for us" Jonathon said relieved.
"Are you two tired?" I suggested.
"Yes!" They shouted at the same time.
"Jynx you owe me a coke!" Bob shouted.
"Are you sure you want a coke? You don't look like you could drink it" Jonathon stated annoyingly.
"Fine, a dog biscuit, happy?" Bob brought sarcasticly.
Jonathon began to roll on the floor laughing.
"All right you two, break it up." I interjected.
Jonathon finally stopped his insane giggling.
"We should probably find somewhere else to stay.
Number one, they know where we are.
Number two, I don't think this gas is too healthy no matter what we are" I explained.
"Let's get outta here then" Jonathon said.
"Both of you, touch your paws to my back"
As they touched, I teleported us outside.
"Where are we going to go?" Bob questioned.
"I have no idea" I absentmindedly replied.
"Somewhere safe obviously" Jonathon commented.
Everyone went silent.
I gazed up at the glimmering stars, wondering where we could go.
(At the moment, I don't think we have a place to stay.
The only thing I can possibly think of is to camp out in the woods)
"I believe we should camp in a forest" I calmly stated.
"And get eaten by a bear or something huge?" Bob argued.
"You seem to forget I can do THIS"
I shifted into Groudon form.
Slowly they became transfixed at my mass,
being 30 times their size.
"O-o-ok I get the message!" Bob stuttered.
I morphed back into human form and began to lead the way to Bastrop State Park.
"What about us?" Jonathon questioned worried.
"Oh yea, right." I replied.
I touched them one at time with my hand.
In around a minute they had transformed back into their human forms.
Jonathon had brownish blonde hair, hazel eyes, tall, average weight,
was wearing orange parachute pants, and a green shirt.
He was eleven years old.
Bob had brown eyes, dark brown hair, was short, skinny, wearing black jeans,
and a brown shirt. He was ten years old.
"Woah! How'd you do that?" Bob queried.
"Did you forget? I can morph other living beings too.
"I'm going to warn you now,
this'll slowly drain your energy.
Speaking of which..." I paused.
Immediately, I used recover and regained my lost energy.
"Wouldn't it be faster if we just fly on your back?" Jonathon implied.
"Wouldn't be a lot more dangerous too?" I grunted.
"You're right, we should get a ride from our parents or something" He agreed.
"Touch my back"
They followed my orders and we teleported to the entrance.
"Fast enough for me." Bob jabbered.
As we began to walk inside, the fat toll taker stopped us.
"Toll please" She said gruffly.
"One second" I replied.
Bending down, I took a stone in my palm and made a 50 dollar bill.
"Will this do it?" I said as I handed her the money.
"You bet!" she exclaimed.
As she turned around to handle the money,
I noticed a poster on the wall exactly like the one I had seen at that gas station.
I hadn't paid much attention before as now.
At the top in bold letters, was the word wanted.
Beneath it were many tiny pictures,
with every pokemon known to the series all lined up in rows.
At the bottom was some small, indiscernable text,
and beneath it was my picture and $10,000 in large text.
(Oh, great! Just great)
I again bent to the ground and picked up 10 stones, making $1,000 out of them.
"Here's your tickets." she said turning around;
handing us the change and passes.
I gave her the wad of cash I had made.
"You never saw us" I uttered.
She stared at me.
"Thank you very much!" She shouted.
I dropped the passes and cash on the ground, knowing I had no need for them.
As we left she began to dance around in her little booth, yelling with joy.
And then we heard her scream at the top of her large lungs.
(Knew she'd realize it some time)
"Why didn't you just teleport us into the forest,
rather than exposing us like that?" Bob asked.
"Because I have to know what the place I'm teleporting to looks like" I answered.
As we all began to enter the woods, sounds coulds be heard from all directions.
The owls were hooting, the wind was blowing, and the bugs were chirping.
Finally we came upon a ancient, hollowed out tree.
"I think this'll do it" I stated.
"Why here?" Bob asked, disgusted.
"Because here is hidden" I replied.
We all crawled beneath the tree and I shut down the psymorphs.
Bob and Jonathon were still pokemon,
but for some reason I was still human!
"Hey guys, look! The chemical wore off"
"Keck"
"Jonathon, are you all right"
"Squirtle squirt squir"
(Oh that's right... I can't understand them because I'm human)
Then, I shifted into Venusaur form.
"Try again now" I brought.
"We just said how cool that was" Jonathon said.
"Ah. Ok, let's go ahead and hit the hay"
When I had finished changing back into human form,
I made three blankets and pillows from the dirt of the earth and handed them out.
Bob sat up, pointing his paw towards the roof,
and said "Good Night!" before passing out on his pillow.
I sat my once again hairy head on the pillow and drifted off to sleep.
(Daylight)
Sluggishly, I sat up from the filthy ground, lifting my blanket quietly.
I turned my gaze to the dozing monsters.
Jonathon was sleeping quietly, whereas Bob was snoring like a Snorlax.
As I looked out at the sunrise, I heard a slight rustle coming from the bushes outside.
(Better touch them quick)
I reached out and shook the two dreamers, holding onto them as I shook.
They soon awoke, noticing my eyes staring at the entrance to our nook.
The invisibility cloak came right on time as the fat toll taker peeked into our hole.
As she noticed the blankets and pillows, she took a memo on a notepad and left.
Swiftly, we were brought back into visibility.
"Grab my hand" I instructed.
As they clutched my hand, I teleported to the secret room in my house.
I morphed into Espeon form.
"Ok, here's the deal. It is apparent to me that we need disguises.
But the problem is... I can't change age. Any suggestions?" I informed.
"Psymorph us into different people?" Jonathon suggested.
"I can try it, I guess" I answered I touched Bob's head with a furry purple paw.
He shifted into his old human form.
"It seems not" I said as I turned off his psymorph.
"I have suggestion, buuut I don't think any of us will like it." Bob said.
"Shoot me" I said sarcasticly.
"You know how gender is based on the x and y chromosomes"
"Yes, go on" I replied.
"And chromosomes are part of D.N.A"
"Yes, yes, get to the point" I answered.
"Maybe if you..." He paused and shuddered.
"Turn us into girls"
As me and Jonathon stared at him wide eyed, he said "Forget it. What a stupid idea"
(I hate to say it, but that just might work)
"Well I guess we have no choice but to test it do we?" I said smirking.
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And that's a wrap!
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