Welcome back to a new hysterical chapter in Dork2
I have to admit though, this chapter was funnier when I first wrote it in norwegian. I'll explain later.

CHAPTER 5

METALHEADS AND INNHABITANS IN THE AMMO DUMP

(Underground HK)

Jak: We're back!

Torn: and the slums water is back too! I'd love to see the heads roll when Fatty finds out!

(Fattys HK)

Praxis: no! My dolls heads are rolling over the floor!

Erol: what?

Ashelin: well. This was a very interesting scene we couldn't make it without. It is important to the entire storyline!

Vin: not to mention all the awesome special effects!

(Underground HK)

Daxter: man I love that scene!

Jak: you were a crimson guard?

Torn: how did you know?

Jak: they're the only ones who calls Ugly Fatty

Torn: ok

Daxter: what's with that t-shirt?

Torn: (is wearing a new t-shirt which says "Praxis is the coolest (except for his daughter)") ehm. Another gift

Jak: who cares about the shirt? When do we meet the Shadow?

Torn: you never asked to see him
Jak: I'm asking now

Torn: sometime next week. But first you'll have to take care of an ammo dump we've found by the fortress, it's heavily guarded and we need you to blow the whole thing up.

Daxter: Why us?

Torn: cause we find it highly entertaining to send recruits on suicide-missions. And don't forget the camera! We wanna see it later. By the way, bring pizza too.

Jak: fine (leaves)

(Ammo Dump)

Jak: what a nice place, Daxter! Remind me to check the price on this apartment.

You the crimson guard: INHABITANTS!

Kim the crimson guard: no You, it's called intruders, not inhabitants

You: it's the same thing! They're inhabitants right? But they have also trespassed! That makes them both inhabitants and intruders right?

Kim: wow. I never thought of it that way before

Jak, Daxter and Well: (sneaks in while the guards are busy talking)

Jak: what a scary experience

Daxter: look! Hole!

Well: let's see what's in it

Daxter: I have a bad experience with holes. Especially if there's liquid grandma in them.

Jak: thought we agreed it was liquid stepmother?

(Down bellow)

Commander Erol: here are some gifts! Fatty says take them and HICK!

Bunny the metalhead: Fatty?

Lucy the metalhead: that's crimson guards for Praxis, moron!

Bunny: are you calling me a jerk?

Lucy: no. I'm calling you a moron, jerk

You: er, boys? And girls? We've got a problem, a couple and one more inhabitants...

Erol: dude, there's inhabitants all over town HICK!

You: sure, but these three have trespassed

Bunny: but if they are trespassing, couldn't you just say intruders?

You: well. I could have. Why didn't I ever consider that?

Kim: dude, metalheads are smart, especially the females… perhaps that's why there is only females

(Above)

Jak: metalheads? Why are the guards giving them eco?

Daxter: maybe it's their birthday?

Well: or wedding

Jak: hm, that may be

(Below)

Kim: but listen up! These three all live in the city right? But they have trespassed! That still makes them inhabitants right? They have just trespassed! That makes them both inhabitants and intruders right?

Erol: I still would have taken you much HICK more serious if you just said there were intruders on the location!

You: dude, cool it man. Any inhabitants standing around in here must have trespassed so they have to be intruders!

Bunny: he's right!

Weapons: (blows up because Jak, Daxter and Well has stolen a tanks and shot them) WWWWEEEEE'REEEEEE BLOOOOOOOWIIIIING UUUUUUP! AAAAREEEEN'T YYYYYYOOOOUUUU GUUUUUUYYYYYYS GOOOOOOIIIIING TOOOOO DOOOOO AAAAANYYYYYYYTHIIIIING AAAAABOOOOOUUUUT THAAAAAT?

Lucy: hey wait! What if they where from outside Haven City?

Erol: yeah, in that case they wouldn't be inhabitants, just intruders HICK

Kim: there aren't any other cities around!

Lucy: there are metalheads; if metalheads broke in they wouldn't be inhabitants

You: like you?

Lucy: we had a key, that doesn't count as breaking an entry

Kim: but they could have been from Spargus

Erol: what if they came from Sandover?

Kim: Haven City is Sandover!

Chapter over!
The similarities between the words intruder and inhabitants is larger in norwegian. In Norway, inhabitants is innbyggere, while intruders are innbrytere, or inntrengere. I hope you still found this chapter funny though.