This chapter includes two guest stars, but I'm not going to spoil the surprise, here's chapter seven.
CHAPTER 7
HOW TO WORK FOR KREW, THE WORLDS FATTEST ELF
(Pumping station)
Dee Dee: Oh, what's that button?
Dexter: DEE DEE! DON'T TUOCH THAT ONE!
Daxter: NO! OR YOU'LL SINK IN QUICKSAND!
Dee Dee: (sinks in quicksand) too late
Dexter: oh well, glad she's out of my life (walks away)
Sig: so, ready to hunt some metalheads?
Jak: (nods in excitement)
Sig: then let's go!
Bunny: (speaks to her friend Lucy) I still don't get it, are you absolutely sure all the elves in Haven City counts as inhabitants?
Lucy: oh, don't start that again (gets shoot) ouch! (dies)
Bunny: what? Who's there? Inhabitants! (Flees)
Jak: wow, this is more fun than I'd thought it would be
Sig: just stick to me and my peacemaker and we'll have a good time (shoots Oline the metalhead)
Daxter: (glues himself to Sigs peacemaker)
Jak: cool, (shoots random hiker)
Civilian Guy: you shoot me in the foot! I knew I should have stayed at work
Sig: great job, you three could have been working at a circus
Jak: no thanks, I'd rather be changing diapers on my kids
Well: you don't have kids
Daxter: let's go back and celebrate with a coke!
(Hip Hog Heaven)
Daxter: cheers for Sigs gun
Well: cheers
Erol: yeah, whatever HICK! (Murmurs) and lets hope Jaks gun fails and he dies a slow and painful death
Krew, the worlds fattest EXPOLISION: you three turned out to be quite useful; I got another job for you
Jak: and more guns?
Krew, the world's fattest person: whatever
Jak: (smiles)
Krew, the world's fattest smuggler: the sewers used to be a great smuggler route for me, until the baron…
Erol: (interrupts) Fatty!
Krew, the world's fattest near-intelligent being: until Fatty installed security devices
Daxter: sewers? Isn't there sewer in the sewers?
Krew, world's fattest employer: maybe
Jak: I guess you've got a great plan in your microscopic brain. What shall we crush today?
Krew, the world's fattest earthling: it's not hard; you just go down to the sewers and destroy all the canoes down there.
Well: don't you mean canons?
Krew, the world's fattest being: get out!
(Sewers)
Well: say, are we never out in the streets?
Jak: apparently not
Well: there's the canon! Hold on, it is a canoe
Jak: (shoots Ulfert the canoe) how can canoes be a problem?
John canoe: (attacks Jak from behind)
Jak: (is attacked by John) AAA! I'm under attack!
Daxter: you certainly are (shoots John using Jaks gun)
Jak: thanks Dax; let's go back to the Hip Hog, later known as the Naughty Ottsel