We all now Erol is an idiot in this fic right? (everyone in this fic are idiots) So perhaps you're wondering how he always finds his way to the bar espesially when he's drunk all the time... Well. the thing is, he don't always find the way:)
CHAPTER 13
EROL GOES THE WRONG WAY
Vin: we've got a problem! There's lots of metaleadegs in the drill plattform! Propably lots of metalheadeggs
Jak: no what makes you think that?
Daxter: and why should we care?
Vin: why can't you please crush them?
Jak: fine (goes out, crushes the eggs, comes back in) eggs crushed
Vin: thanks you guys
(Onin's tent)
Daxter: this was a nice place, look at all the ugly stuff!
Pecker: are you calling me ugly? (Cries)
Jak: well
Daxter: ehm
Well: eh
Erol: HICK?
Jak: eyh! What are you doing here?
Erol: what? You mean this isn't the bar?
Jak: (shakes his head) nuw
Erol: oh, well then I'd better leave (leaves)
Jak: (to Pecker) and you are?
Pecker: I am Pecker! I am Onin's interpreter!
Well: who's Onin?
Jak: where's Onin?
Pecker: she's out for lunch
Erol: (comes back in) by the way, where is the bar?
Jak: just go in one direction until you reach somewhere, turn around because you have gotten to far, go back here, dance a silly dance, go towards somewhere, follow some road in some direction till you see some building, there it is.
Erol: thanks ecofreak
Jak: you're welcome drunkfreak
Pecker: look, there comes Onin
Onin: (comes in and waves her arms)
Pecker: Onin welcomes you and says BOO! Scared yah! She says it is good to se you again Jak
Jak: but we've never met before
Pecker: ops, forgot
Jak: (looks at Onin with an odd expression)
Daxter: eyh! I thought your mom told you not to stare at old women?
Jak: yeah, I guess. But I suddenly remembered I don't remember my mom
Daxter: oh well. Do you know anything about…?
Pecker: (interrupts) … Mars tomb?
Well: how did you know?
Pecker: I'm psychic you silly excuse for a leprechaun
Well: stupid moncaw
Pecker: Onin wants you to recover three precursor-artifacts from the temple outside the city
Jak: why?
Pecker: JUST DO IT!
Jak: (gets scared so he runs to the temple and gets the stuff) stuff recovered
Pecker: man you're good
Daxter: can we kick Ugly's but now?
Jak: great idea, but first we must talk to Vin
Well: why?
Jak: cause that's our next missin, see? (Holds up a mission list, first thing on the list says"talk to Vin", next"Kick Ugly's but" and after that"get yelled at")