Update time. I haven't written as much as I usually have this last few days because it's christmas and I have been to busy playing (dare I say it?) Jak3! It's mine now! finally! I've gotten quite far too considering I've only had it for a few days.
Zakura: I really hope you won't forget to feed me now that you've got a new toy
Miss. Ecofreak: huh? did you say something rabbit?
Zakura: forget it. Since miss playstationfreak here is too busy breaking kg-bots and killing metalheads I guess I'll have to intruduce this new chapter. In my opinion it's the very best of Dork2, cause I'll appear in it:) My stepmom (miss.Ecofreak) liked it a lot too, she said once that she really liked this scene in the game because Jak and Keira finally found each other again.
Miss. Ecofreak: damn! lost it again!
Zakura: fine... just keep on reading and review and I'll give you chapter 21! and let's hope miss Ecofreak beats Jak3 soon so she can write more on this story
Miss. Ecofreak: not to mention I'll get started on Dork3.
CHAPTER 21
KIND AUNT KEIRA AND THE FLUFFY CLASS 3-RACE
Finally the three friends made it to the stadium.
They walked in to the garage where the keiralike woman was still working on her riftriderlike machine singing a memories-like song.
"We destroyed the listening devices in the docks" Jak said as he entered.
"Great, I'm gonna hit you in the head with a large hammer" the keiralike woman said sarcastically, "Can't you go anywhere else to brag?"
"Are you always this difficult?" Jak asked.
"Yes" the keiralike woman answered.
"Let me handle this Jak" Daxter said, "Let a guy who's known how to talk for more than two weeks. Listen keiralike lady! We've beat your stupid course, and we can outrace anybody in this city!"
"You can? Wow! You guys are the best!" the keiralike girl answered, sounding impressed.
"And there are just two things you need to know" Daxter continued, "1. You've got an ugly voice! 2. We don't want to race against that drunken race-champion of yours, let's go Jak"
But as they were about to leave, the keiralike girl pulled the curtain away, revealing she was actually Keira, wearing a t-shirt which had a wanted-poster of Jak printed on it.
"Little ugly rat-dude! It is you!" she said.
"You? No, that's not possible, it was Snape who…" Daxter began before realising this was not Harry Potter.
"I never thought I'd be so glad to see your furry mug!" Keira said, "And Jak, you sound different"
"How come?" Jak asked.
"You sound. You never did that before" kind aunt Keira said, and then she turned to the author. "Why are you calling me kind aunt Keira?"
"She's evil" Jak answered before he was attacked by a killer rabbit.
"Ugly pumped the boy here full of dark eco" Daxter said, "And it did something to him, now he transforms into a terrifying monster whenever someone mentions Tinky Vinky"
And with that, Jak transformed into Dark Jak.
Keira ignored the fact that her boyfriend had just changed into a monster and asked: "Why Tinky Vinky?"
"That "biiig huuug" thing drives me nuts" Dark Jak answered.
"I've been looking for you two forever!" Keira said.
"Two years may be a bit more accurate" Dark Jak answered, "but we've seen your father! Sort of"
Keira just looked at them, guess what expression she had!
"He's working with the underground and fighting the baron!" Daxter said, "But he's well…"
"He's me?" Well asked.
Daxter just looked at him and said "no, jerk".
"What are you talking about?" Keira asked.
"Your father! You know, Samos" Dark Jak answered.
"Oh, that old man" said Keira.
"You need to go see him, and I need to get to Ugly" said Dark Jak.
"Well, you could try winning the class one racing championship, the winner of that bit race always gets to see Ugly at the castle" said Keira.
"Thanks, I knew that!" said Dark Jak.
"But Jak, we should think about getting out of here! I don't like this period of time, and some of the new characters are creepy" Keira said.
Dark Jak the demon just looked at her with a creepy expression (hah! Thought I'd day puzzled now did you?).
Suddenly Olga the announcer said in a speaker "Attention all drivers, the class three race starts now".
"Sounds like fun. Can I try?" Dark Jak asked.
"Sure" said Keira.
Dark Jak became so happy he changed back to Jak again. Then he went racing and won because all the other drivers were killed by a killer rabbit.
"Wow, that was the shortest race I have ever seen" Daxter said.
"But you haven't seen these races before?" Keira asked.
"No, but it was damn short anyway" Daxter answered.
Then Ashelin came in the door.
"Hi Jak, great race today" she said.
"He wouldn't have won if I weren't there" Zakura said while she was chewing on the bones of Jak's competitors.
"Thanks Ashelin. By the way, Keira. This is Ashelin, Ugly's daughter and the most famous woman in the town" Jak said.
"Gee, I didn't know" Keira said.
"And this is Keira. A good friend…" Jak began before Keira interrupted him, "A damn good friend" she said.
"Nice to meet you" Ashelin said smiling.
Keira just glared at her, this damn celebrity couldn't take a hint.
"By the way Jak" Ashelin said ignoring Keira who had taken Jak's morph gun and was now aiming at Ashelin with it, "The crimson guards, Jack, Beanstalk and Erol are looking for you. Rest of the guards are looking as well but there are many names."
"Really? Why are they looking for me?" Jak asked.
Ashelin ignored him, Daxter and Well suspected she had turned deaf and blind cause there where two people in the room wanting attention, not to mention the meat-eating rabbit who was sitting on Keira's desk.
But no, Ashelin just kept talking, "You should ignore Erol. I can't protect you from him".
"I am ignoring him. Erol is a damn drunk" said Jak.
"Sure he is" Ashelin said, "But he's also commander of the crimson guards and quite nuts"
"Quite nuts?" Daxter asked, "He's a loon!"
"Yeah, who knows what he might do" Well said.
"I know what he might do, he'll sit in the Hip Hog drinking" Daxter said.
"You're right. That's exactly why I asked you to ignore him" Ashelin said.
"Well, he is a good racer" Keira said.
"Even though he's got a constant hangover" Jak said.
"Erol never has a hangover, he's drunk all the time" said Well.
Zakura: wonder if Ashelin is playing Jak3 as well
Miss. Ecofreak: how come?
Zakura: she can't see anything that's going on around her, just like you when you're playing.
Miss. Ecofreak: oh come on, I'm not that inattentive. Besides Ashelin couldn't have played Jak3 she didn't have a playstation!
Zakura: what? did you say something? I'm just testing out this very intresting game and you're right, Daxter is cute.
Miss. Ecofreak: femalerabbits.