Miss. Ecofreak: what? no reviews for chapter 21? I feel so alone!
Zakura: you uploaded chapter 21 three minutes ago.
Miss. Ecofreak: I did?
Zakura: yes! gee, all since you got that Jak3-game you have been so inattentive
Miss. Ecofreak: huh?
Zakura: let's just stop the authors note here
CHAPTER 22
JAK FINDS A STATUE AND A RUBY KEY AND EROL MAKES FUN OF HIM WHICH MAKES JAK A BIT SAD AND THE AUTHOR SPENDS ALL THE TIME, SHE COULD HAVE SPENT WRITING ON HER STORY, WRITING AN ANNOYING LONG CHAPTER-HEADLINE.
"We're back!" Jak said as the trio entered Hip Hog Heaven, later known as the Naughty Ottsel.
"Good. You came just in time. I've got another job for you" Krew, the world's fattest crimson guard said.
Erol said "HICK", a very rare word coming from him.
"See? He's always drunk" Well said just to emphasise his last comment in the last chapter.
"Five years ago I "borrowed" a statue of Mar from the local museum" Krew, the world's fattest jerk said.
"Funny. HICK! Exactly the same statue was stolen five years ago" said Erol, "What a weird coincidence. HICK!"
Daxter crawled up at Krew's floating chair and whispered in his ear"Aren't you worried about talking about crimes in front of the crimson guard commander?"
"Nope. He's constantly drunk anyway" Krew, the world's fattest Santa Claus said.
"I'm no punk! HICK!" Erol said.
Krew, the world's fattest thing ignored Erol and told the friends how he lost the statue "The thing is, as I was smuggling the statue through the sewers a terrible rain storm came and the statue and four of my men drowned"
"That's terrible" Jak said.
"I know they were my best friends" Krew, the world's fattest elephant said crying.
"Not that. That statue must be worth a fortune! And you lost it?" Jak said sounding shocked.
"HICK" said Erol.
"Sure. Why don't you go find the statue and bring back the ruby key he was holding?" Krew, the world's fattest bomb said.
"Sure" Jak said before walking down into the sewers, got the key, and came back again, "Here's the key fat man" he said.
"Thank you. You are the fastest elf I've ever seen" Krew, the world's fattest guy with anorexia said and petted Jak on the back.
"But that won't help you win any races HICK!" Erol said.
"Oh. I'm so sad" said Jak.
"Me too" Daxter said.
"But if speed can't help us, what are we going to do?" Well asked.
"Suicide?" Erol suggested.
Unfortunately for him, nobody committed suicide in this chapter, but just wait, maybe somebody will in a later chapter.
Zakura: "Perhaps somebody will in a later chapter"? what is that supposed to mean? is it another spoiler again?
Miss. Ecofreak: maybe, If you had played Jak2 before you might know what it meant.
Random guy who has played Jak2: I've played Jak2 and it still doesen't make sence. If you mean the part where (censored) hits that (censored) you should know (censored) did not die, (censored) is still alive in Jak3
Miss. Ecofreak: I know, I've seen (censored) in the game. And I already knew (censored) was alive before I played it too, but stop spoiling! Maybe some of the readers here haven't played Jak3 yet.
Zakura: don't worry, I've censored the person's name and death cause
Miss. Ecofreak: good rabbit. keep reading and reviewing folks.